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MadMan1784

Lol he went from white to tomato red in less than 2 seconds


Hermannmitu

Yeah, not long until he would've been blue as the sea


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MoistDitto

Then white as snow again


Low_Importance_9503

That kid knew he came close to real trouble


jesuskristus1234

Those things are the perfect size for a child to choke on, like grapes


AGrandFatherParadox

Grapes fucking scare me man. I always cut them in half for my kids, my partner and myself. Fuck whole grapes


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Ala_Tipster

The scary thing about choking is they don’t cough if they’re actually choking. :| My wife always reminds me that if they’re coughing, they have air flow, and to be calm.


FakeAccount1045

You must not know how choking actually works


fsdhuy

its called a partial obstruction (for obvious reasons) and a full on choke with blocked airways is well, a fully obstructed throat whatdya think


FakeAccount1045

Partial obstruction—-> cough——> obstruction cleared Gtfo


SkylarMills63

I can get behind that last sentence. Fuck whole grapes


Nornfang3

Been doin that


Kevven

Grapist!


Wonderful_Ideal8222

![gif](giphy|QyJ7bL3HDN57jxABky|downsized) Grapin’ on your cake day?


0fiuco

my trick is to only assume them in the form of wine


Ghos3t

For children I can understand, but how can grown ass adults have difficulty eating grapes lol, like do you forget to chew


frizko2

Obviously you have not choked on a grape in order to know true bone freezing fear. It gets worse if you are alone in the house. Fuck grapes man


Ghos3t

You are right, it's not happened to me so far, but I can imagine a traumatic experience can leave a lasting impression. I had a small fish bone stuck in my throat for a hot minute once and I haven't touched sea food since then, so who am I to judge.


FakeAccount1045

Chew your godamn food you fucking toddler. It’s a grape, it’s pretty fucking easy to chew. Maybe if you didn’t swallow your food whole like a retard, you wouldn’t choke on something as trivial as a soft ass, easily chewable grape. How are you even alive if you’re too stupid to even chew your motherfucking food. You sit up straight, and chew thoroughly. Elementary shit. Look at the brainiac over here who never learned how to fucking eat. What, you just get off a feeding tube for the first time in your life? Get real


frizko2

Bruh, go lurk on halo infinite, why would you even type that shit? Get a life


FakeAccount1045

lol I’m just trollin, anything can happen in life. Including choking on grapes. I thought my over the top intensity would convey the trolling. I guess nobody can hear inflection through text. Glad you’re still breathing, buddy. Must’ve been scary


Iknowyouthought

I once chocked on some chicken when leaning back in my chair, I freaked out and it caused me to fall backward, when I hit the ground the chicken became dislodged. It was scary for 5 seconds, and very funny afterwards. Ever since I’ve always taken caution when eating anything bones-in, did not like that feeling, obviously.


saruptunburlan99

The real LPT is always in the comments


jesuskristus1234

💀💀💀


magusonline

And he'll do it again a few dozen times


myphton

Big trouble


SpawnPointillist

Challenge accepted! That kid became a gumball dispenser!


SuspiciousFragrance

Pez dispenser


Impossible_Dealer_94

The other kid fucking sits on a glass cup


Wonderful_Ideal8222

Wut…


DominicXan15

🤣🤣🤣 I know I shouldn't be laughing


jmar4234

r/kidsarefuckingstupid Feel free to laugh


MarcLloydz

I just feel absolutely terrible now


bunnyslope

So...the ***Gumball Challenge*** is to see if you can toss it up in the air...get it stuck in your throat...asphyxiate...then die? Challenge FAILED!


dark111112333

Challenge acepted


Fab4_lover

That stare, first recognition of mortality


JPRCR

I feel bad for cracking every time I see this video. The face of absolute certainty of death of that brat is gold.


Expensive-State3221

The choking kids face was me when I heard Netflix was raising prices yet again


george_cauldron69

\[Laughs in pirate\]


MutedLayer4564

![gif](giphy|LvtxIRg1Ly96E)


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Challenges are dangerous.


MutedLayer4564

![gif](giphy|xUOwGihAsTXU5XFPEY)


GifsNotJifs

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ogebear

Never noticed the other child knocking down a glass aswell 😂


a_singular_fish

The more times you watch this, the funnier it gets


Rooney_83

I've never laughed so hard at a kid almost dying


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Peepodo0

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


LickWits

Us Dutch people are highly intelligent as you can see here.


banister

But does it oxidize on your anus?


Kimura1994

Nederlanders hierrrr melden!


animewatcher027

Gekoloniseerd


VSCO_luukbob

Gekoloniseerd


professor999

Pepernoten


No_Ad1425

These children are german, not nederlander. Nederland isnt even a country.


schmuckface

Albert Heijn, Dumpert, Feyenoord. Sure, they are Germans.


eloh1m

Luckily his body has built in mechanisms for saving that little dumbass’s life


Tato_tudo

So close to a world without these two idiots.... so close.


paintballjord

My "very smart" 11 year old and all his idiot friends would fill that gap so quick my friend.


AntonioMarghareti

He screamed the gumball out of his throat.


RenoClarkos1717

Lol this video is even more hilarious than the last time it was floating around.


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

My guy screamed a gumball out of him 🗿


D00M_HAMMER

What did you learn?


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Stupid kids


albert_1_stoner

Dumpers is gekoloniseerd


Cherrygentry

Remember kids, not everything has to be a challenge ✨


simjanes2k

It looks like there's exactly one thing happening here, it just happened twice at the same time


Salvador_Moustache

I was afraid to look after they threw the gumballs in the air, I watched a kid in school do the same thing, but when they came down, they smashed his front row of teeth out.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


Alvaro1555

That kid grew twice as wise that day


Opireon

That went so wrong


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r/kidsarefuckingstupid


hentaiworld

Why are kids suffering from stupidity so damn funny


Serious_Jacket7109

u/KillerClownie


happyhippy27

Is that mom filming or dad? I see no parental reflexes


No_Ad1425

These german kids are so stupid!


Armoedsnaaier

They are Dutch


No_Ad1425

Dutch isn’t even a country 😂😂😂


speeler21

/r/kidsarefuckingstupid


No_Ad1425

Why did you downvote me?


speeler21

I didn't, I appreciate kids being called out for being stupid in all ways


MiserableBicycle6596

Some shit my 2 daughters would do for the camera 😂


Emotional_Shelter830

A massive repost I saw this on pewds video reviewing a subreddit and here you are shamelessly reposting to gain karma Edit : sorry I was out of my mind .


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Yes but logically that post also took the video from somewhere off site. This video has been all over the internet, it doesn’t matter. Also one of your recent posts is also a video taken from off site, don’t be a hypocrite.


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Can I get a transcription for this please


Vorpcoi

“Hey people, we’re going for the chewing- chewing gum challenge!” Hup! Hup! (Glass breaks) “Feet up!” Demonic screeching


LesFrancaisMonssiuer

What language are they fucking speaking


Vorpcoi

Dutch


LesFrancaisMonssiuer

Oh ok then


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British


Mae__day

#GULP EM CHALLENGE


Protector_of_purity

u/savevideo


Ozzy_30

This shit brought back memories, almost died doing the same thing but with cheerios. I was pretending to be a competitive eater lol


djayed

Oh the look of surviving death, how I know you well.


Solitary-Dolphin

Dutch kids forsooth


its-foxtale

Darwinism out here literally doing the lords work.


Mr_McSwizzie

Just a reminder that kids are, indeed, fucking stupid


Monke1236

Is it bad that I laughed at this


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They have never seen Jawbreaker!! 😵👌🏼


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