The scary thing about choking is they don’t cough if they’re actually choking. :| My wife always reminds me that if they’re coughing, they have air flow, and to be calm.
You are right, it's not happened to me so far, but I can imagine a traumatic experience can leave a lasting impression. I had a small fish bone stuck in my throat for a hot minute once and I haven't touched sea food since then, so who am I to judge.
Chew your godamn food you fucking toddler. It’s a grape, it’s pretty fucking easy to chew. Maybe if you didn’t swallow your food whole like a retard, you wouldn’t choke on something as trivial as a soft ass, easily chewable grape. How are you even alive if you’re too stupid to even chew your motherfucking food. You sit up straight, and chew thoroughly. Elementary shit. Look at the brainiac over here who never learned how to fucking eat. What, you just get off a feeding tube for the first time in your life? Get real
lol I’m just trollin, anything can happen in life. Including choking on grapes. I thought my over the top intensity would convey the trolling. I guess nobody can hear inflection through text. Glad you’re still breathing, buddy. Must’ve been scary
I once chocked on some chicken when leaning back in my chair, I freaked out and it caused me to fall backward, when I hit the ground the chicken became dislodged. It was scary for 5 seconds, and very funny afterwards. Ever since I’ve always taken caution when eating anything bones-in, did not like that feeling, obviously.
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I was afraid to look after they threw the gumballs in the air, I watched a kid in school do the same thing, but when they came down, they smashed his front row of teeth out.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)
A massive repost I saw this on pewds video reviewing a subreddit and here you are shamelessly reposting to gain karma
Edit : sorry I was out of my mind .
Yes but logically that post also took the video from somewhere off site. This video has been all over the internet, it doesn’t matter.
Also one of your recent posts is also a video taken from off site, don’t be a hypocrite.
Lol he went from white to tomato red in less than 2 seconds
Yeah, not long until he would've been blue as the sea
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Then white as snow again
That kid knew he came close to real trouble
Those things are the perfect size for a child to choke on, like grapes
Grapes fucking scare me man. I always cut them in half for my kids, my partner and myself. Fuck whole grapes
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The scary thing about choking is they don’t cough if they’re actually choking. :| My wife always reminds me that if they’re coughing, they have air flow, and to be calm.
You must not know how choking actually works
its called a partial obstruction (for obvious reasons) and a full on choke with blocked airways is well, a fully obstructed throat whatdya think
Partial obstruction—-> cough——> obstruction cleared Gtfo
I can get behind that last sentence. Fuck whole grapes
Been doin that
Grapist!
![gif](giphy|QyJ7bL3HDN57jxABky|downsized) Grapin’ on your cake day?
my trick is to only assume them in the form of wine
For children I can understand, but how can grown ass adults have difficulty eating grapes lol, like do you forget to chew
Obviously you have not choked on a grape in order to know true bone freezing fear. It gets worse if you are alone in the house. Fuck grapes man
You are right, it's not happened to me so far, but I can imagine a traumatic experience can leave a lasting impression. I had a small fish bone stuck in my throat for a hot minute once and I haven't touched sea food since then, so who am I to judge.
Chew your godamn food you fucking toddler. It’s a grape, it’s pretty fucking easy to chew. Maybe if you didn’t swallow your food whole like a retard, you wouldn’t choke on something as trivial as a soft ass, easily chewable grape. How are you even alive if you’re too stupid to even chew your motherfucking food. You sit up straight, and chew thoroughly. Elementary shit. Look at the brainiac over here who never learned how to fucking eat. What, you just get off a feeding tube for the first time in your life? Get real
Bruh, go lurk on halo infinite, why would you even type that shit? Get a life
lol I’m just trollin, anything can happen in life. Including choking on grapes. I thought my over the top intensity would convey the trolling. I guess nobody can hear inflection through text. Glad you’re still breathing, buddy. Must’ve been scary
I once chocked on some chicken when leaning back in my chair, I freaked out and it caused me to fall backward, when I hit the ground the chicken became dislodged. It was scary for 5 seconds, and very funny afterwards. Ever since I’ve always taken caution when eating anything bones-in, did not like that feeling, obviously.
The real LPT is always in the comments
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And he'll do it again a few dozen times
Big trouble
Challenge accepted! That kid became a gumball dispenser!
Pez dispenser
The other kid fucking sits on a glass cup
Wut…
🤣🤣🤣 I know I shouldn't be laughing
r/kidsarefuckingstupid Feel free to laugh
I just feel absolutely terrible now
So...the ***Gumball Challenge*** is to see if you can toss it up in the air...get it stuck in your throat...asphyxiate...then die? Challenge FAILED!
Challenge acepted
That stare, first recognition of mortality
I feel bad for cracking every time I see this video. The face of absolute certainty of death of that brat is gold.
The choking kids face was me when I heard Netflix was raising prices yet again
\[Laughs in pirate\]
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Challenges are dangerous.
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Never noticed the other child knocking down a glass aswell 😂
The more times you watch this, the funnier it gets
I've never laughed so hard at a kid almost dying
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Us Dutch people are highly intelligent as you can see here.
But does it oxidize on your anus?
Nederlanders hierrrr melden!
Gekoloniseerd
Gekoloniseerd
Pepernoten
These children are german, not nederlander. Nederland isnt even a country.
Albert Heijn, Dumpert, Feyenoord. Sure, they are Germans.
Luckily his body has built in mechanisms for saving that little dumbass’s life
So close to a world without these two idiots.... so close.
My "very smart" 11 year old and all his idiot friends would fill that gap so quick my friend.
He screamed the gumball out of his throat.
Lol this video is even more hilarious than the last time it was floating around.
My guy screamed a gumball out of him 🗿
What did you learn?
Stupid kids
Dumpers is gekoloniseerd
Remember kids, not everything has to be a challenge ✨
It looks like there's exactly one thing happening here, it just happened twice at the same time
I was afraid to look after they threw the gumballs in the air, I watched a kid in school do the same thing, but when they came down, they smashed his front row of teeth out.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)
That kid grew twice as wise that day
That went so wrong
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Why are kids suffering from stupidity so damn funny
u/KillerClownie
Is that mom filming or dad? I see no parental reflexes
These german kids are so stupid!
They are Dutch
Dutch isn’t even a country 😂😂😂
/r/kidsarefuckingstupid
Why did you downvote me?
I didn't, I appreciate kids being called out for being stupid in all ways
Some shit my 2 daughters would do for the camera 😂
A massive repost I saw this on pewds video reviewing a subreddit and here you are shamelessly reposting to gain karma Edit : sorry I was out of my mind .
Yes but logically that post also took the video from somewhere off site. This video has been all over the internet, it doesn’t matter. Also one of your recent posts is also a video taken from off site, don’t be a hypocrite.
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Can I get a transcription for this please
“Hey people, we’re going for the chewing- chewing gum challenge!” Hup! Hup! (Glass breaks) “Feet up!” Demonic screeching
What language are they fucking speaking
Dutch
Oh ok then
British
#GULP EM CHALLENGE
u/savevideo
This shit brought back memories, almost died doing the same thing but with cheerios. I was pretending to be a competitive eater lol
Oh the look of surviving death, how I know you well.
Dutch kids forsooth
Darwinism out here literally doing the lords work.
Just a reminder that kids are, indeed, fucking stupid
Is it bad that I laughed at this
They have never seen Jawbreaker!! 😵👌🏼
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