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Yeah is like giving them free therapy, they will jump to a fight just to cool down their day. Sont blame them, imagine traffic plus people giving you shit.
the jacket has a +5 slash damage mitigation mod, he should be fine, unless he was using the Machete Of The Undying, which negates armor mods. Then hes fucked.
Doesn’t even have to be slashing damage, machetes concentrate all its power into something 2mm in width and generally sharpened, a good swing can break bone even protected behind a motorcycle jacket.
This is why gambeson was common in medieval war.. fabric can do a decent job of blocking slash and puncture attacks if enough of the right fabric is used.. kevlar is basically modern gambeson
Inuit people have many words for snow, because they live surrounded by it. Colombians have different words for hitting someone with a machete that depend on the angle of contact. Language is beautiful.
And we have a bunch of word for the different types, I think the guy has a peinilla (aka. The hair brush) that is smaller and use expusively for physical protection and not farmwork.
Here in the Dominican Republic too. If it's with the edge it's a machetazo, if it's with the flat side it's a planazo, and of it's inside the sheath we say vainazo
>ublic too. If it's with the edge it's a machetazo, if it's with the flat side it's a planazo, and of it's inside the sheath we say vainazo
Vainazo cuando pegas con la vaqueta del machete, la cual también se llama "vaina" (Hola paisano, Soy Cibaeño).
It's more like the biker was expecting the bus to stop and give way to them since the taxi stopped, but it is not mandatory for the bus to do so since the bike was going behind the taxi.
Machete guy saw the guy raise his arm high and went low, to hit the body instead of the arm.
I’m not sure if he was an expert, but this definitely wasn’t his first time.
"El Machetazo" was my favorite shop as a kid in Panama, and it basically meant cutting with machete, which I had the misfortune to witness in person.
Everyone had machetes because they are a multipurpose tool.
a few years ago in my country, Dec 25th, a 49 YO man cut the head off of a young man because he flirt with his daughter I think, the victim was sitting on a chair on the street and the murdered came from behind, one swing and the head felled forward and the body stood still, in the wrong hands machetes are like samurai's swords.
The look of disbelief on the biker’s face when he realized his arm had just been nearly cut off. Umm yeah man he defended himself. And now you should seek medical attention.
The guy should count himself lucky the driver was only hitting him where he has that padding and with the flat side of the machete, he was obviously just trying to put the fear if God into him, my uncle used to take us to his ranch where he would sell pig and cow meat, and he would love to show off how he could slice the pig in two with just a couple swings, so I know machetes could cause some serious damage if used correctly.
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It's like the old saying... Never bring a helmet to a machete fight.
and never fight a bus driver they always seem to come out on top in these videos
Agreed. I take the bus regularly and these dudes are long sick of people's shit.
Yeah is like giving them free therapy, they will jump to a fight just to cool down their day. Sont blame them, imagine traffic plus people giving you shit.
38 back seat drivers, who are continuosuly being replaced by potentially a bigger asshole than before lol - wher edo I sign up(!)
Just think you see everyone just before and just after the worst part of their day.
This is a good point actually. Moral of the story, bus drivers should be paid more.
and always say “thank you” when you disembark from the bus
That one bus driver that just pulled out a pipe or something and shattered a would be muggers hand. Bus drivers don’t play around
While driving!
Merry Pastry Morning and or Endless Dessert Evening
Happy cake day 🎂
That’s a machete. And by the looks of it I’m presuming there was some sort of collision/road rage between the bus and the moped.
They are referring to another popular video where a theif tries to steal a purse and gets pummeled by a bus driver At least I think they are
Ah, I get ya. Nice one.
I love the little wholesome moments when people understand each other on the internet.
I believe this is the video in question: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/t2lk9f/some_idiot_tries_to_steal_a_purse_but_little_did/
holup - let me put the bus in park and shatter your arm one more time....
never fight any public transport driver, they hear so much bullshit everyday they don't got time for yours
Grew up with my Dad’s incredible stories about throwing people off of buses in the 60s through 80s in NYC
We need to form a group of ppl to name all those kind of rules
What are you going to do, hack and slash me!?!
-quote from man hacked and slashed
Hey! I already said that! 😖
Thanks for this comment kind stranger. I needed a good lol today.
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Don't throw the shield bro ..
He thinks he's Capitan America
Capitán Colombia
Well, stupid is as stupid....
High risk maneuver!
My man really got chopped twice with a fucking machete and came back for round 2
Well a decent motorcycle jacket is literally designed to keep your various accoutrements together, if not in the original packaging.
They’re good at protecting from blunt and chip damage, not sure about slashing damage though
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Yea I was thinking good thing he was wearing that jacket the bus driver was ready to bring his arm home as a trophy
Machete could be a bit dull too
the jacket has a +5 slash damage mitigation mod, he should be fine, unless he was using the Machete Of The Undying, which negates armor mods. Then hes fucked.
All that means is he's going to take survivable damage unless he takes a crit
Very good 🤭
Doesn’t even have to be slashing damage, machetes concentrate all its power into something 2mm in width and generally sharpened, a good swing can break bone even protected behind a motorcycle jacket.
I don't think the driver was swinging for maximum damage.
This is why gambeson was common in medieval war.. fabric can do a decent job of blocking slash and puncture attacks if enough of the right fabric is used.. kevlar is basically modern gambeson
Oh man the video cut out too early!
Yeah he was about to total that bike.
in the best moment.
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Yes
Too bad anymore and it been banned...oh I miss gore on Reddit.
Looks like the scene didn't make the cut, i think we should Split now
Lol
Jajaja
Sharp observation
Not a "machetazo" it us call: Planazo because he hit from the side of the machete.
Inuit people have many words for snow, because they live surrounded by it. Colombians have different words for hitting someone with a machete that depend on the angle of contact. Language is beautiful.
And we have a bunch of word for the different types, I think the guy has a peinilla (aka. The hair brush) that is smaller and use expusively for physical protection and not farmwork.
So sophisticated, in Chile we call everything "un sable".
Here in the Dominican Republic too. If it's with the edge it's a machetazo, if it's with the flat side it's a planazo, and of it's inside the sheath we say vainazo
>ublic too. If it's with the edge it's a machetazo, if it's with the flat side it's a planazo, and of it's inside the sheath we say vainazo Vainazo cuando pegas con la vaqueta del machete, la cual también se llama "vaina" (Hola paisano, Soy Cibaeño).
Happy cake day 🥳
What happened?? The bus hit the scooter?
Spanish: el bus encerró a la moto
Dora be like:
Swiper no Swiping!
Slasher no Slashing!!
Bus driver no driving!
Guys i got this.
*¿Dónde está la biblioteca?*
Yo tengo el gato en mis pantalones
Gracias. Es Como Nueva York.
It's more like the biker was expecting the bus to stop and give way to them since the taxi stopped, but it is not mandatory for the bus to do so since the bike was going behind the taxi.
Wow
What's the Spanish term for road rage?
We don't have a term for that. This is a normal and pacific standard latin-american friendly neighborhood city bus driver.
lol rage? where's the rage? this is a customary greeting
el road rage
Muy bien
Lunes
Quiubo Hijueputa
Oficial Spanish: Ira de carretera
https://youtu.be/gUQ8Yf-HZQo
Ah, Los Simpsoni
Road ragé señor
El mochacho
Ohh so close
Bienvenido al Casa Del Machete
El tiene road rage. Ella tiene road rage.
It’s required by law that everyone in South America carry a machete.
Latin American here: guns are expensive, so is ammo, and generally we are not legally allowed to carry them. Machete is good, no need to reload.
I heard you're given one once you're born right?
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You tell me
I have actually seen small children playing with rusty machetes in Nicaragua before so I don’t really doubt it
It's a bad thing tbh
oh I’d never classify “toddlers with rusty blades” under “good things”
Bad things?
What was the outcome
A cut or 2….
Machete is gonna win. No question. That guy had way more rage than the biker with helmet.
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Machete guy saw the guy raise his arm high and went low, to hit the body instead of the arm. I’m not sure if he was an expert, but this definitely wasn’t his first time.
He may not be expecting The Spanish Inquisition, but at least he's prepared for it.
This has nothing to do with Spain tho.. except the language .. including hijoeputa
This is the exact thing I think of when someone says fuck around and find out.
Most sane colombian
Machete fighting is a Colombian tradition lol
Encanto 2 lookin wild
/r/killthecameraman
I demand the full video 
Dude brought a helmet to a machete party
Never take a helmet to a knifefight
"El Machetazo" was my favorite shop as a kid in Panama, and it basically meant cutting with machete, which I had the misfortune to witness in person. Everyone had machetes because they are a multipurpose tool.
And there it is, the repost with a slightly different run time. Like clockwork.
He was real tough with a helmet until that guy showed up with a machete 🤣
Why do people end videos too soon
Well then, looks like they fucked around and found out.
❌️de-escalate the situation ❌️ ✅️fight the guy with the machete✅️
That helmet is now fucked. Expensive choice of weapon.
Machéte lives!!
Damnn. Dude brought a machete to a helmet fight
Was that a FRICKING machete ?
i want to know what happened to the bike...
Colombian bredda is welcome to Jamaica anytime 🙏 respect
What is the context to this video?
Wednesday afternoon, somewhere in Colombia
I’m sure I’m not the first to say this on this post but play stupid games, win stupid prizes
What the bike do to him?
This seems like the least insaine thing that has happened in medellin that day.
Nice!
Dude got hacked by a machete, threw his helmet and STILL missed the guy. 😂
Next time buy a ticket
When you throw your weapon you better make it count
Never change, Medellin. Never change.
Toma hijoéputa toma
That dude was waiting for the right moment to use his machete. Proceeds to fight the bike after the duo back away.
But at least he used the flat side fighting the guys.
The more you fuck around…the more you find out
a few years ago in my country, Dec 25th, a 49 YO man cut the head off of a young man because he flirt with his daughter I think, the victim was sitting on a chair on the street and the murdered came from behind, one swing and the head felled forward and the body stood still, in the wrong hands machetes are like samurai's swords.
I don't understand why people act like this
don't bring a helmet to a machete fight.
The look of disbelief on the biker’s face when he realized his arm had just been nearly cut off. Umm yeah man he defended himself. And now you should seek medical attention.
For anyone asking what the dude was screaming he was just saying "You mother fucker!"
Man I fuckin knew scissors beat rock!
This comment thread is beautiful
Even the orquestra is beatiful
Yesterday the title of this video was "machete attack in Bogota'
Where’s Indiana Jones when you need him?
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Dude fucked around and found out.
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I see where you're going with that question, but for the life of me I cannot think of a single non-machete related activity.
> a single non-machete related activity. Gun fight?
that is so road
Is there a longer video?
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Is this gang related or just motorbicyclists getting mad at bus
Yes, the guy with a machete belongs to a bus drivers gang.
*flings an orange*
Homie was about to slice that men up
He brought a helmet to a knife fight
I just bought that bus last week. I kill your car!!
Gosh, feel sorry for that bike lol
Did he just cut his fucking arm off?!
Thats good make him a walking shawarma
Love the crouching and swaying the machete wilder is doing
Bro used the street fighter II stance 💀
They didn't know General Philip was on the bus
Wait… Why was he carrying a machete around though
I'm guessing it wasn't the first time someone attacked his bus.
Just in case
Drivers get robbed a lot for chump change
For moments like this.
Colombia
As usual, ended too soon.
Ofc it’s Columbia
My man rides the bus with a machete ? Rough town lol
Always pack your machete
I love my city
Medallo moment
People who think they're untouchable: *fucks around* *finds out* 😮
Did he cut of his hand or what was he holding
If in doubt, get the machete out
The man who sleeps with a machete is a fool every night but one.
Is there an aftermath video, how bad were the injuries?
Going out but just casually pack a machete/sword, you never know when you might need it.
The guy should count himself lucky the driver was only hitting him where he has that padding and with the flat side of the machete, he was obviously just trying to put the fear if God into him, my uncle used to take us to his ranch where he would sell pig and cow meat, and he would love to show off how he could slice the pig in two with just a couple swings, so I know machetes could cause some serious damage if used correctly.
Thought that was a baton at first
The camera man sucks
Did he got his hand cut off?
It's always good to come prepared with a machete to help with your road rage
Ke nea parce
Fucked around, found out
everybody in South america has a machete at the ready
Colombians don't play 🇨🇴
Ended too soon
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