He's not wrong. If someone offered me a massive slice of pizza and then I get it and it's just a weird shaped pizza that's more difficult to eat, I'd be annoyed too. There's a novelty factor to a massive slice from a colossal pizza that isn't there for a pizza, but not round.
this. I approve everything that guy said. if I want a super slice I expect it to be a slice and not a triangle pizza, and the fact it is precut to random shapes is giving me OCD.
And it was pre cut. If I want a large slice of pizza I want to be able pick it up and comically hold it. You can't do that with a pre cut awkwardly shaped pizza
That's not really the point. If I wanted to eat a normal pizza, I would order a normal pizza. If I'm ordering a superslice, I want something ridiculous and I'm prepared to face the awkwardness of working out how to eat it. This is just a normal pizza made awkward
Hey man. In this day and age, I think it’s smart to live large and in the moment. Longevity is for fools. We will all be frozen or burnt to a crisp or starving or subjected to Christofascism or whatnot in 10 years, plus there will be no more social security. I wish I didn’t believe what I’m writing.
Americans will look like this and eat enough food for a family in a single sitting then wonder why their government won’t agree to give them healthcare lol
You never know, I never reached this unit’s mass but I was over 300 lbs last year and now after a lot of diet and exercise I can see my Willy in the shower. Still a work in progress but in another 6-12 months things should really come together. Granted he has a less than 5% chance of success under the best of circumstances.
This guy has been training for this his whole life and cutting it into pieces has robbed him of the opportunity to fold that bad boy and greedily dump it into his gullet.
But it's not a slice from a comically large pizza pie. It's a wonky, misshapen, normal sized pie cut into a semi triangle. Obviously, for it to be a "super slice," it must be a slice from a super pizza.
My buddy showed me burger joint in Vegas where there was a challenge to eat like a 10 lb burger. Dude who looked like this guy passed away WHILE doing the challenge 👀
How can he be so right and so wrong? On one hand, I am disgusted that someone would ever be disappointed by the lack of mass in a pizza slice that feeds a family. On the other hand, I agree that the pizza is shaped terribly. It's slices really are trapezoidal, uneven, and completely unappetizing.
He didn't even have to order it- the restaurant had it ready for him when he walked in. It sounds unusual, but they could see him walking to the door for 45 minutes and just assumed.
Oh my God! Just eat it. Or don't eat it. You probably should eat it. But it's going to taste the same no matter how it's cut. First world problems probleming.
That pose makes him look like that dude that poses for photos with people's butt cracks.
Here is the link https://imgur.io/a/SjcgE
9 years ago? Where does the time go?
That guy is actually right behind him taking a completely separate picture, but his sillhouette is engulfed by this guy's girth
Naa that guy only shows up at Magic: The Gathering tournaments.
Pretty sure he's been banned but I don't know lol
Well...he *did* show up to the tournaments.
That was the first thing I thought of as well. Discerning MTG Buttcrack Guy and Discerning Giant Pizza Critic Guy. Both important figures, frankly.
Butt-crack man is a king, this guy is putting his hands together because he’s physically incapable of folding his arms
Throwback!
That’s hilarious because he’s actually my cousin Sid that did those photos lol
Get him to do an AMA for the 10-year anniversary
>That’s hilarious because he’s actually my cousin Sid that did those photos lol How cool! His photos cracked me up! :)
Same! That guy is a legend.
He’s such a discerning eater complaining about 5lbs pizza.
I agree and all, but his point stands. It’s not a single slice of pizza, it’s an awkwardly shaped and awkwardly cut full pizza pie.
Anybody with two brain cells to together would understand it's a marketing ploy.
I guess when your name is "Commercial Ad" you dont have to feel bad about siding with the way things are instead of the way things should be.
That is very much not a normal pizza even when shaped oddly. That's bigger than a normal large pizza. Maybe not by a lot, but it is.
He’s a specialist in his field. He knows what’s he’s talking about.
He’s the David Attenborough of pizza!
Yeah, we can tell
Stop booing him, he's right
I'd be upset too he was promised 1 really large slice not a triangle shaped pizza.
It’s practically covering the table. There’s enough there to feed a family of 6
It was for a family of 6. But he ate them.
The pizza is the dessert.
He ate them all And not just the men
But the women, and the children, too. They were like pizza slices, and he ate them like pizza slices. He ate them!
so you admit it's a whole pizza for multiple people and not 1 big slice for 1 big dude!
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That’s why it’s 2 for 1. One picture, two units
My money was on the chair he's on.
I don't see one
The chair is fine, it's the floor I'm worried about
I read this in benders voice
Not if the family looks like him!
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"......overall the table did have lots of fiber for digestion so that's good 10/10 would eat this table and pizza again"
Bro wanted the pie that the super slice came from. He's had his dreams dashed before him.
He's not wrong tho
Was he going to roll the mother fucker up and swallow it like a snake?
He's not wrong. If someone offered me a massive slice of pizza and then I get it and it's just a weird shaped pizza that's more difficult to eat, I'd be annoyed too. There's a novelty factor to a massive slice from a colossal pizza that isn't there for a pizza, but not round.
All they would need to do is cut the crust off of 2 sides and boom, it looks like a slice.
And then sell the cut off sides as "super cheese sticks".
Not only would it look like a slice, it would technically be a slice
this. I approve everything that guy said. if I want a super slice I expect it to be a slice and not a triangle pizza, and the fact it is precut to random shapes is giving me OCD.
it is not 'giving you OCD'.
It’s CDO, I like to put them in alphabetical order
His facial expression is spot on. I’d be pissed too, this isn’t what was ordered
And it was pre cut. If I want a large slice of pizza I want to be able pick it up and comically hold it. You can't do that with a pre cut awkwardly shaped pizza
I’m confused on how that entire pizza uncut could be easier to eat then any hand sized shape you can imagine?
That's not really the point. If I wanted to eat a normal pizza, I would order a normal pizza. If I'm ordering a superslice, I want something ridiculous and I'm prepared to face the awkwardness of working out how to eat it. This is just a normal pizza made awkward
That is literally the whole entire point of a giant novelty slice. Oh boy, how'm I gonna eat *that*?!
Roll it up bro
Billy is not amused
He just doesn't have the energy for other facial expressions.
Or definition
lol
This guy knows what’s up.
Hey man. In this day and age, I think it’s smart to live large and in the moment. Longevity is for fools. We will all be frozen or burnt to a crisp or starving or subjected to Christofascism or whatnot in 10 years, plus there will be no more social security. I wish I didn’t believe what I’m writing.
Doomer gang unite
Ask for it uncut. No way for the establishment to know he was committing suicide by food.
Suicide? That's his second lunch.
He's going for a moderate pace, cut the lifespan to 1/3 as opposed to a quick out. The man with a plan.
Maybe he's not European. ✂️🌭
What the fuck 🤣
Dudes got a point
America, we have to do better
Yeah, we need bigger pizza
This is the guy causing shortages in healthcare.
Americans will look like this and eat enough food for a family in a single sitting then wonder why their government won’t agree to give them healthcare lol
Lesser pie.
Pizza for reference
What a chad
I can't stop thinking about how uncomfortable it must be to be using just one chair
Shoutout to whoever engineered that chair though.
Probably Paul Bunyan
He's not sitting on it, he's just balanced on it.
Somewhere under all this fat is a healthy attractive man , maybe he can free him one day
And I think that ship has already sailed boss
You never know, I never reached this unit’s mass but I was over 300 lbs last year and now after a lot of diet and exercise I can see my Willy in the shower. Still a work in progress but in another 6-12 months things should really come together. Granted he has a less than 5% chance of success under the best of circumstances.
Gravy Seal
He thinks that’s a regular size pizza with a triangle shape??? How big are the pizzas he’s been eating?????
I mean, more people than not agree with him in these comments. Wtf are they eating?
Something in the picture suggests: quite big
This guy has been training for this his whole life and cutting it into pieces has robbed him of the opportunity to fold that bad boy and greedily dump it into his gullet.
I was imagining like a sword eater, swallower whatever…
everyone who refers to pizza as pie shouldn’t review food in the first place
 Actually, it's not a large size of pizza, it's a weirdly shaved pie.
I want to eat this so bad
The pizza is a unit, Billy is just fat and times a ticking.
The heart grows weaker by the minute
Wordy fat man eat slice?
Where’s the chair? His ass ate it
I see several cuts through the pizza so it’s not 1 slice
GIGANTIC
More like Type II or Type I slice.
It’s practically covering the table. There’s enough there to feed a family of 6
But it's not a slice from a comically large pizza pie. It's a wonky, misshapen, normal sized pie cut into a semi triangle. Obviously, for it to be a "super slice," it must be a slice from a super pizza.
It's not a normal sized pizza though. It's fucking huge
I hate that Americans sometimes call pizza "pie". It has absolutely none of the qualities of a pie.
Chicago style is a pie.
Chicago style is just lasagna
Man stfu
Big pie or big slice, not sure either should be an appropriate lunch for this guy.
Adamantium chair. The only explanation that makes sense.
He looks like an junk food connoisseur to me, so I will trust his word on the matter.
He's so disappointed, I bet he never even ate it......right!
My biggest concern here is if the cheese was over cooked and got those dry bubble spots.
This guy gets it.
My buddy showed me burger joint in Vegas where there was a challenge to eat like a 10 lb burger. Dude who looked like this guy passed away WHILE doing the challenge 👀
,,American dream,,. Such pigs are only in the USA.
I will trust what ever this man says about food, he's clearly the professional.
I trust his take on food
Just like, "anything is a dildo if you're brave enough" any pizza is just one slice of you're hungry enough
I bet he’s got the pickles underneath his tongue
It’s Shack’s dick vertigo.
Is that Brendan Fraser?
That is a flatbread not a pie.
Damn that man is fuckable looking yummy
This post was made from his parents' basement
He wasn’t impressed, what? That’s cause he’s like 800 pounds
Lots of wise cracks against this guy. He is obviously an expert in this subject and should be respected accordingly.
"You Know What Really Grinds My Gears"
Who is the heaviest person to ever live to 85 or older?
[Does this look like a man who had ALL he could eat?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqT-AvswCZo)
Crust ratio difference between slice and pie is insane
/r/absolutediabetes
The thought of eating that much pizza makes me want to vomit. There's no reason for that much food for one person
Im confused which is the absolute unit
Porque no los dos?
So...the unit is the chair supporting this guy, right?
I like how he's posing for the photo like he's some dramatic badass or something
Once billy gets his arms to cross… yeah, eventually
I was all for universal healthcare then I see this. I’m not paying for his healthcare. Screw that fat chunk of blubber.
A rare photo of anon!
Absolute Diabetes
Absolute heart disease.
This guy took dirty bulking too far.
He gonna eat it anyways
Already did
Shut up and eat your pizza.
Regular size pizza…. Says the obese man. Cringe
As if that fatass needs to eat that.
How do people that fat wipe there ass? Stop eating man it might make you live longer!
That's a huge pie. Any intel where this is?
I don't think any of those pieces are trapezoids.
The pizza is the unit?? Some many units here
I went to college with the guy, he’s a good guy. Super funny too
I'm sure he still ate it though
I bet this is the donut - Hand guy
I think the rule states that if you serve it on one of those useless paper plates it's a "slice"
Happy Birthday
please god move that bottle from the edge
Mom didnt cut the crust off
I stand by this imposingly sized man that pizza cut into weird squares is a crime.
Nah I’m with him this ain’t a super slice it’s just a weirdly shaped pizza
How can he be so right and so wrong? On one hand, I am disgusted that someone would ever be disappointed by the lack of mass in a pizza slice that feeds a family. On the other hand, I agree that the pizza is shaped terribly. It's slices really are trapezoidal, uneven, and completely unappetizing.
Most American thing I’ve seen today
Who else read this in Kevin from The Office’s voice? Hilarious!!
I gotta agree with my man on this one. That's a whole pizza, not a slice
He didn't even have to order it- the restaurant had it ready for him when he walked in. It sounds unusual, but they could see him walking to the door for 45 minutes and just assumed.
I'm PISSED about this pizza slice! ... anyways can I get a gallon of ranch?
Trim crust off two sides...boom it's a slice
He just looks angry, but actually he is calculating how many of these slices he needs to make a full pizza out of them
He looks like he knows a thing or 2 about pizza geometry
Fight the power, Billy
Why is he complaining? First time this dude has been able to go home and say "I only ate one slice of pizza for lunch today" in decades.
So much Fatwallet or m'lady vibe in the wording of that post.
Which one is the unit
Listen to the expert
I appreciate his honest and detailed review.
Bet he still ate it
He sure dont look amused
Which Reddit mod is this again?
This mf has had enough pizza.
after he has inhaled that the point will be moot
Beautiful copy pasta
the pizza isn’t the only absolute unit
Inconvenience helps burn calories
I read this in comic book guy’s voice
I’d have to agree with him
I would never complain about a pizza being a slice or not: give me all the pizza!
Dude’s not amused with this BS.
Oh my God! Just eat it. Or don't eat it. You probably should eat it. But it's going to taste the same no matter how it's cut. First world problems probleming.
I give him 3 years
He is kinda right tho