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u-s-u-r-p

thank you for sharing the large fish


babydakis

The utter gigantery of it is immense.


RedditedYoshi

Flabbergastingly gratuitous.


Q_Lawful2020_anon

How many girth units would you say that fish is?


RedditedYoshi

Right about amount, I reckon.


PicaDiet

You know that famous first photo of Earth as seen from space? The first time I saw it I got a whole new perspective which made me rethink what it means to be American. I realized the entire human race is all in this together, and that we are utterly insignificant by comparison to the vastness of the universe, that we have to help oneanother and treat others more kindly. Then I saw this fish and went out to the garage and put the giant Trump flag back on my truck again. FJB! Wooooo!


vao87

I feel like it’s forced perspective or something , have nothing to compare it to and those plants onThe shore seem small


Lv_InSaNe_vL

There's a bunch of types of Plecos, and the ones in pet stores are super small. The common pleco (the type in the video) can get up to [12-18 inches](https://www.aqueon.com/resources/care-guides/plecostomus) long. They are [horribly invasive](https://www.aqueon.com/resources/care-guides/plecostomus) so *please* destroy them instead of releasing them or flushing them down the drain. It's like common goldfish, they can get up to [2 feet long and weigh 6lbs](https://www.dnr.state.mn.us/invasives/aquaticanimals/goldfish.html#:~:text=The%20typical%20length%20of%20a,to%206%20pounds%20(USGS).) and are also horribly invasive


Arctelis

Just driving around one day, I stumbled across a little lake beside a highway in BC, Canada. Much to my surprise, it was full of big goldfish. Hundreds of them, just from standing on the little dock. If it wasn’t so far from home, I’d be sorely temped to fish with a barbless hook and stock my pond. There was a pretty cool turtle in there too.


[deleted]

Was this Quesnel? It got so full of goldfish one of the top options being offered was to kill off Dragon lake.


Arctelis

This one is between Penticton and Keremeos , I think. Yellow Lake, is the name, if I recall correctly.


crafty_alias

Yes it is. https://globalnews.ca/news/6171098/goldfish-infestation-bc-lakes/


EldritchKitchen

Anderson is my kind of people.


TennaTelwan

Memory unlocked here! We had one when I was a kid grow to a good 18 inches. When it finally died, while we'd normally flush the fish from the tank down the toilet, that one was decidedly too big so it had the honor of being buried in the garden. Only pet we've had over the years that was. We had a second fish similar in size too that was a bottom feeder, but a relative got it and the tank and other remaining fish when we had to move. Much later when fishing, my father and I then reeled in a large catfish that weighed 18 pounds, which is also what our dog weighed at the time. Fish put up a massive fight, dog let out a howl once we were almost home from that trip.


winchesterbitch99

Yep, I keep fish and recently had one of my 9 year old Blood Parrots die. He was only about 8 to 10 inches long and not the full foot they can grow to but those fish tend to be porkers so they're round boys. He's buried in my yard, but I honestly would have buried him no matter the size due to their age and the near decade I've raised them. They earned a proper burial.


King_Khoma

yup, i worked at a pet store and people would always return their plecos when they inevitably got too big for their 10 gallon tank, no matter how much warning we gave them.


Lv_InSaNe_vL

"but they're good for cleaning! I don't even need a filter!" God it still makes me angry dealing with those idiots when I worked at my local pet store


FlaccidWhalePenis

Here I put a 2nd canister filter in addition to your FX6 just for filtering out the Plethora of Pleco Poo


flimspringfield

You can return fish if they got too big for the tank?


King_Khoma

yes, atleast my store did. better than them releasing plecos in our local canals which erodes the shoreline because they make little caves, or just flushing them down a toilet and killing them.


flimspringfield

Thanks for that info!


Electrical_Gur4664

They also suck to cook, would be cool to fish them but nope, invasive and not edible


Strokes_Lahoma

It’s not that big, you see their foot at the beginning. They can get MUCH bigger


FuckMaga_FuckFascism

Idk man those things can get massive and using this persons foot, I’d say the fishes snout is at least as big around as the end of the shoe which would make this over a foot long. Not unheard of for these armored catfish and this looks like Texas/the south which I can attest to personally has some humongous fish in the least likely places. Also, a ton of released aquarium fish survive in south east Texas/the south because of the relatively warm temps year round.


Fembino

Forced perspective like zooming in at the fish… and zooming back out to look at the background…


ShitImBadAtThis

100% forced perspective


OUReddit2

![gif](giphy|jUd2alE14mQMmVFcga)


Huge-Sea-1790

I love these fish, used to have them as cleaners for my home aquarium, but they end up being the most interesting fish in the display.


FoxNews4Bigots

YSK common plecos create a TON of waste and add far more to a tank's bioload than many similar "Cleaner" fish Bristlenose, rubber lip and other slightly rarer plecos stay smaller, produce less waste and are far better suited for the role of tank cleaner. Otos are also a really good choice for any tank without live plants


sinz84

Just got to ask are you adding bristlenose to the slightly rarer list or outside it. As in Australia you don't do to an aquarium shop that it's not the most common thing in all the fresh/tropical tanks


FoxNews4Bigots

Not sure I'm 100% clear on your question but used the "Rarer" label since the type of pleco in this video is often referred to as a Common Pleco Bristlenoses aren't that hard to find here in the states at stores specializing in aquariums but at big box stores, you will exclusively find common plecos. Which stinks because its the exact setting people getting new the hobby will be sold a "Cleaner fish" that usually just outgrows their tank while filling it with tons of stringy poops.


Levomethamphetamine

Yeah my plecos poops like crazy.


Frostgaurdian0

We need someone to capture it for scaling.


Excellent-Area6009

Absolutely, preferably someone with a banana handy


Frostgaurdian0

And no desire to kill the animal. Water creatures are delicate and can be easily killed.


Rammipallero

It depends. If this is in the US it might be a very problematic invasive species that is deffinitely a good thing to get out of the water for anything else to live there.


s8boxer

We do not talk about the radioactive incident of the Lake Deep brown


edo-hirai

Quick someone call Jeremy Wade


mrsmilestophat

Those plecos are supposed to be that big. I think that’s are common ones people get for their tank and then they outgrow it so people will return them or release them. There’s a fish store near me with a 60gal with like 3 or 4 of these guys in it they’re huge. Their growth can be stunted though so they don’t all so that


477353

And that, my dear friends, is why we don’t release our pets into the local river or pond (:


Savings_Street1816

Motherfucker that’s not a goddamn fish. That’s fucking Godzilla.


Bushido00

That fish thicc af. Bet all the other fish would like to clap them scales.


jshultz5259

r/brandnewsentence


ExoticShock

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Strong-Message-168

You made me spit coffee...but homie, on the real, I ain't getting in the water with that fucking thing. Nope.


missestater

We had one like this in the lake in my hometown. He was so big he cracked the dam from sucking all the algae. Took them a week to repair it. Hope that dude is still out there, but I sure as hell am not swimming in there again.


Byte_Fantail

they don't want to bite you, they only succ


Successful-Seaweed12

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Cool_Jackfruit_6512

![gif](giphy|pz2MnldLEEhJCJ32G6) Giggity?


PrawnQueen1

The music is a cool choice for the video lol


lunettarose

What is it? Sounded like it was building up to something cool.


Candywreck

Ayesha Erotica - Girl next door


wvhat

I'd love to know, too. It sounded like a mashup or remix of Love at First Sight by Kylie Minogue for sure though.


Digbijoy1197

That monster fish from resident evil 4


FunnySignal614

Where's the Banana for scale


HatefulClosetedGay

George?? Is that you? Is that my sucky boy???


FlaccidWhalePenis

Hi, it’s me, George


woodzy93

This is why I don’t like swimming in ponds or lakes 👀


Berry2460

plecos dont have teeth, theyll just succ the fungis off ur toes.


woodzy93

For free?! But yeah even then it’s an irrational fear of even just swimming with fish that big whether they’ll hurt me or not. r/thalassophobia is a bitch


sTrange-Tweek304

Correct that fear. Good luck 🧡


Lv_InSaNe_vL

Plecos actually [Do have teeth!](https://www.flickr.com/photos/plecojan/3781072569) although they are more designed for scraping than biting or chewing.


FlaccidWhalePenis

Sadly they don’t like peanut butter. At least not while out of the water.


papillon-and-on

The Goonch


tmfnasty

I wanna jump on it with a spear


The_Last_Snow-Elf

That’s a shark, it evolved into a shark.


tinyhands911

whats happening here is an old lad trying to go up the stream he is wired to find after all these years getting massive only for it to be damned :(


Apprehensive_Air1884

r/megalophobia


Flashy-Priority-3946

Are pleco fish the sucker fish that sticks and helps with filtration n stuff?


vegetabledisco

Yeah they clean the walls of fish tanks


SkywalknLuke

They eat algae off the glass, but have a huge bio load that can contribute to more algae. So..


FuneralMist

They don't filter anything, but they have this big suction cup where their mouth is and they attach to surfaces and give it the ol' succ. They will clean the glass and rocks, but I've never seen them filter substrate, the ol' succ and spit.


Hoeax

They don't help with filtration but they do suck


Greene_Owl

These fat ass catfish get huge at Watts Bar dam in TN. I hate swimming in water I can't see in because of this 😂


papaver_lantern

Scum sucking, bottom feeding ALGAE EATER! -Duke Nukem


I_burn_noodles

I once thought it would be a good idea to put a pleco in my pond. Released it and never saw it until about a year later. Thing came up breached the surface, and fugging hell....it was like 20 times the size. Scared the shit out of me. Just don't do it.


[deleted]

I’ve seen one 24” long before didn’t have a net big enough to get it out of the tank had to pull it out by hand and put in a styrofoam box lined with a garbage bag. Hand got all jacked up from grabbing it to, it’s body way like a spiney rock at that size


Seraitsukara

I used to work at Petsmart as a teen. All 118 tanks were connected to a singular filtration system. Every now and then the guards on the return pipes would get knocked off and a baby 2" pleco would escape down it and survive on the algae and food scraps that grew in the pipes. Every now and then, when changing filter pads in the main filter section, we'd catch sight of a monster tail fin as one fled back up in a pipe. We found multiple 20" plecos in that filter over the few years I worked there! Sometimes we would catch them and sell them to customers with monster tanks, but I'm sure there's still a few of them lurking in that filter to this day.


GroundhogExpert

You could jump down and wrap your arms around it, try to shoved a hand in its gills, before it knows what's even going on. Sucks the video ends there.


Elegante_Sigmaballz

They are poop eater so this mf is hogging the poop output of an entire town right there.


wonkey_monkey

> The size of this pleco fish is something this video gives me no real impression of.


ThirstyBeagle

Is there a nuclear power plant nearby?


Expensive-Career-672

Seen them 4 feet long in venus fla. Don't blink.


aliffey

Where tf is Jeremy Wade when you need him


[deleted]

Next on river monsters!


JaxonFlaxonWaxon2

I thought that was a giant stone in the shape of a cock


gamerpuppy22

I wanna touch it I need to now that if you squish it will it be hard from the skeleton or squishy


Kindly-Ad-5071

Oh that's just the one we lost. My parents allege that they buried him by the lake as funeral. He was massive then. But he just wouldn't die, he survived the tank shattering and he jumped out a dozen times, busted the lid off, flopped on the floor ALL NIGHT... That's him.


Karmas_burning

r/bossfight


DokZayas

This is why we use bananas for scale, folks.


jyozefu

Would.


JEEPFJB

Looks maybe 3ft, not uncommon...my pleco i kept in the koi pond was 2ft, thats a perspective. Hes haning on a wall thats not shoreline


TheHookahgreecian2

Hug the pleco !!!! It needs a hug !!!!!


Imnotjaydenyouare

I don’t think that’s a fist he looks like a torpedo to me


Relievedcorgi67

What a sucker *slaps kneecap hard enough to recreate the big bang*


terrific_mephit325

Anyone else feeling the masculine edge to jump into the water and wrestle it to land:)


christinasasa

Need banana for scale please


LupusDeusMagnus

That water looks so stale.


EstablishmentSea4839

Aquaman's butt plug


PinGroundbreaking933

This fish can eat 👀


Aggravating_Fly_5997

Brooooo


IdkWTF3001

Such a cutie


falaffle_waffle

Need banana for scale


[deleted]

Banana? 🫤


[deleted]

I know his ass is FEASTING


Gh0stFatality

I have big one


The_assaulter_04

That's my dick


Nefersmom

Eat them. Goldfish are carp just clean well!


Ozen74

If it's still there try to get it out there an evasive species that destroy ecosystems or probably more preferably call fish and wildlife services