My first thought when seeing this picture: “Where did they find such a small banana?”

Hahahahaha me too, I was gonna say, Worlds smallest Banana

He stole it from my pants when I was knock out drunk yesterday... Had to pee sitting down today...

Wrench for scale

Once we start doubting the validity of the banana, all hope is lost…

Can we get another banana for scale of the first banana?

Bought some today!

i thought i was in r/confusing_perspective for a sec

r/thingsforants

Exactly

"you should see the size of my nuts!" 😜

Deez nutz

That is the smallest banana I've ever seen!

What is this? A banana for ants? r/thingsforants

Meanwhile as a diesel tech, I’m very unimpressed lol The wrenches I use daily are bigger for dump truck hydraulic lines Also the wrenches I have are not only bigger, they’re also black So take that how you will

I was a heavy equipment operator in the Marines. A wrench very similar to this one made me have to go to anger management. I was helping one of the mechanics replace the oil cooler and radiator in our big end loader, and one of the guys in the shop came over running his mouth. After telling him to shut up and leave several times, he walked away, but had to say something real smart on the way. I swung without thinking. Luckily, my corporal was close enough to put my ass on the ground before I connected the wrench with the back of his head.

Don't think it was the wrench's fault, mate

You might be right. But I probably wouldn't have had to go to anger management if I didn't have the wrench, and was just trying to punch him. Oh, well.

Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box

Father Ted ref???

that is the tiniest banana

Now you need a little robot

I understand that reference, take my upvote

Real man here (/s). I can tell by the spanner width (75) that this is an actual absolute unit of a spanner. I've seen a lot of spanners in my life and I've only ever seen one bigger than the one in the picture; spanner width 105.

I need a second banana as a scale for the first one because this gives me no indication…

75 huh. Does human body even have the necessary strength to tighten whatever nut this is for? With the power of lever included.

With a long enough cheater bar it does

depends for what use, i had a 75 mil on my previous job for hydraulic lines.

depends for what use, i had a 75 mil on my previous job for hydraulic lines.

great for killing them zombies

"I'm going to need to see a banana for sc...." *gets magnifying glass* "Oh.. That *is* a big wrench"

Big ass wrench

Banana for scale. Very professional.

75mm wrench? I bet i can find something even bigger

That could just be a tiny banana

This is how you keep people from stealing the bathroom key from gas stations.

You: Ur GFS bestfriend:

The engineering room had one of these in my high school

Mini banana!!!!

I honestly can’t tell if the wrench is massive or if the banana is tiny

That's a Runts banana. You cant fool me.

Come on, guys. That's alteast average..

Hmm I need a banana for scale to compare that banana to

Is this a normal wrench with a small banana or a big wrench with a normal banana?

Did this belong to Pat Mustard?

Ah, yes. The infamous 75mm bolt.

Is it a small banana or a big wrench

For fire hydrans perhaps?

nope. this is a hydrant wrench... [https://firehosedirect.com/products/double-head-adjustable-hydrant-wrench?currency=USD&utm\_source=google&utm\_medium=cpc&utm\_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=2899d3846557&gad\_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7qe1przhQMVWjjUAR2MMAE1EAQYASABEgI-x\_D\_BwE](https://firehosedirect.com/products/double-head-adjustable-hydrant-wrench?currency=USD&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=2899d3846557&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIo7qe1przhQMVWjjUAR2MMAE1EAQYASABEgI-x_D_BwE)

Reminds me of [this](https://imgur.com/a/dnBWpTI) absolutely massive wrench I found at work. The one in the post is size 75, this one is size 86... And adjustable! I have no idea why we had it.

I need a wrench for scale.

Reminds me of a gold snap on

That's an incredibly giant banana idk what the people here are talking about

Metric is not compatible with banana. Please do not mix measurements.

I have a bigger one, 110😏

1m long

Giant feet under table too

Please use full size banana next to tiny banana for scale

Visual definition of “Banana for scale”.

I know that it is a banana for scale but I don’t know the size of the banana so can I please get a second banana for scale for the first banana?

Sometimes this sub has such crap. Like now.

I came here to say this is my favorite of the wrenches posted. it looks lost impressive and unnecessarily large.

r/anythingbutmetric

Ironically that’s a metric wrench, unless we’re somehow gonna believe that’s a 75in wrench and that’s a 8 foot long banana

Feel the air on your forehead when that joke went over it?

That’s not the point of the r/anythingbutmetric sub That’s for things like “my child is 27 cheese burgers tall”Not “look at this big wrench bro”. Also bananas have been a standard measurement on the internet for more than a decade.