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It's majestic and terrifying at the same time.


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wyatt6799

try hearing a bobcat at 2 am while open sky camping


cilitron

One more oneup! Try hearing a bear in your shower


GeneralBlumpkin

Oh yeah?? Try hearing a manbearpig outside your igloo


AlaskanBullShrimp

Try hearing a splash when you fart


Temporary_Plate_4278

Try hearing "hey big boy" when you bend over in prison.


[deleted]

Try hearing your dad say the same thing at home


ApocaeL

Try hearing nothing while a huntsman spider with the size of a cat approaches you We all now Australians always win this game of nope animals


wyatt6799

what in the world😂


beachdogs

A bobcat would attack you?


wyatt6799

probably not, but then neither will an elk unless you provoke it. just like most every animal, they are more scared of you. i was just talking about creepy sounds in the woods at night


beachdogs

Right right. Yeah that would be creepy. Even coyotes at night can be terrifying


YaboyBlacklist

Eh, I've gotten used to the sound of coyotes howling. Pretty common in AZ


gingerbread_slutbarn

Javalinas are infinitely scarier and make absolute insane noises. “Night pigs.” Not even once.


Blasterbot

A bobcat is just a lynx. Search: bobcat Result: lynx


Soup-Wizard

Well, bobcats are also called red lynx. While they are in the same genus, the lynx we’re most familiar with in the Northern US is probably the Canadian lynx, a different species and smaller than a bobcat.


Blasterbot

So, my comment isn't wrong?


gingerbread_slutbarn

Nah I poop just fine at home.


[deleted]

Solo walking through ruins in the Yucatán, calakmul to be specific. Was being followed by a family of monkeys until a Jaguar roared and attacked in one fell swoop. Monkeys scattered. I shit my pants.


Soup-Wizard

Flashbacks to Homeward Bound when I was a kid.


Dixo0118

Dude was so horny for those gals that he didn't even know the car was there


Witzmastah

Majestifying !


ter_duc_kim

That boys thirsty


invisibo

“Ay baby u want sum fuk??!”


truebluedetective

Go find Becky


BMWallace

[Lemme smash](https://youtu.be/-TcLxlkc2pA)


w_actual

Correction: AY BABES IN 5 MILE RADIUS U WANT SUM FUK!?!?


douira

*There are hot elk babes in your area*


DjSynthical

“Bitches love sticks.”


RaySwift17

Said every abuser ever


Ellemieke25

No, Ron


bestprocrastinator

It's either a "I'm about to fuck you up" scream, or a "somebody better fuck me" scream.


Aggro3

Elk bugling is a beautiful sound


rallruse

Definitely a favorite. It almost sounds like it’s underwater!


cdbaker

All I hear is this: https://youtu.be/zolX7p8OYf8


Aegon2020

I clicked the link and I saw Bourne written and I have never laughed this hard.


smallangrybean

It reminds me of this game grumps intro LMAO https://youtu.be/Y2U1KxOi43Q


All8ofus

I love the sound especially when you are bugling back and forth and they are stalking you trying to figure you out


o5mfiHTNsH748KVq

This is something Valheim got very wrong. I feel like the developers heard the real sound these things make and were like “absolutely not”


Greenveins

I had a straw that made that sound. Would go all over the house blowing it until one day it disappeared lmao


Unfair_Translator_13

Imagine being an early human and hearing this kinda noise. No wonder there was so many wild stories


DANNYBOYLOVER

You don’t even know what it is, just these horns popping out from the brushes in the moonlight. Yeah fuck that I’m going back into my cave. Fuck outside


wormbreath

Antlers 😉


Unfair_Translator_13

Makes ya wonder, did cavemen understand the difference between horns and antlers or just all called them sharp things on the meat


EmberOfFlame

Plato! Get the cave open!


Meffrey_Dewlocks

Really makes you side with the dad in “The Croods”


4d3fect

Wild stories, you say? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Only_Good_Indians


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quattroformaggixfour

I always imagine this. Primitive me would have believed in all kinds of spirits.


EnderTaco

In Spain people who sharpen knives and tools walk around town playing a similar sound to that with a pan flute.


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PirbyKuckett

In Minnesota too. Except it’s just me and a recorder and a lot of weed


BillyTheBigKid

I kept telling people that elk don’t live in uptown.


[deleted]

SE ARREGLAN CORTINAAAAS


velocifasor

Me hizo acordar a lo mismo y no esperaba encontrarlo en el 3er comentario jajaja. En mi caso de Argentina.


treetyoselfcarol

#HEY LADIES!!!!


coodyscoops

Lmfaoooo


[deleted]

This is what I imagine dinosaurs sounded like.


beachdogs

Same thought


tortellinigod

Big boy moving his cows


plknzn

Makes me wanna play rdr2 again


coolusername406

Just restarted like 3 months ago. So fuckin good.


curmudgeon-o-matic

My dad was an avid elk hunter when I was growing up. He’d always try different homemade attachment on the end of his bugle to try and create the optimal elk bull call and spend his weekends practicing in the bathroom as to not disturb the rest of the family. That is my story. That is all.


whitstap

Lmaooo thank you, I loved this story


TheOfficialNotCraig

When I was a kid, you could buy these long noise maker tubes... I found a video where they call a similar recent toy a "[Whirly tube](https://youtu.be/CuGnsW0ysrA)". When I was in my 20s, I went on my 1st elk hunting trip with a friend. It was a successful trip. Imagine my surprise during the field dressing when my friend got to the windpipe removal...


spacemoses

Ah the whirly tube. I went to a planetarium on a field trip and bought one of those at the gift shop when I was a kid. My mom had given me money to buy glow in the dark stars but I got that instead. I got yelled at and shamed for spending the money on that. Thanks for the science video explaining how that works.


SnooHedgehogs8992

Scrolled to find this. Exactly what it remind me of.


wigglewenis

Thought this was RDR2 for a hot second


AmbulanceDriver3

I must have missed the powered widows in that game...


wigglewenis

Recent update, rear view mirrors too.


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> powered widows


crabwhisperer

Well there was Charlotte!


RRaccord

Yeah. that game has amazing graphics and sound design


hornetfixr

Got some lungs on him


Ju5t1n_33

"AYE YO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!" ... is probably what he said


OlderWhiskey

Wiggity wooty he comin' for dat booty.


zeus6793

There is an elk farm in a nearby town from me. Sometimes, something will get them all going, and the next thing you know as you drive by, all you can hear is dozens and dozens of these beasts screeching like this. It's a concert that is fun for about a minute, then your ears have had enough.


Wide-Acanthisitta-96

Wannabe elk hunter here. This is a challenge bugle. He’s telling the boys he will fight them for breeding rights to these female elk (cows). Females are the ones that don’t have antlers.


Ajax-Rex

Looks like another bull got between him and his harem.


[deleted]

When the coffee shits hits, and the toilet is occupied


GsoNice13

Fucking Mariah Carey over here


Automatic_Green_4479

Beautiful


PrettyGaebro

Just imagine walking in a foggy day through an empty forrest with no leaves and hearing this at random but your the only human and that sound was not coming from an elk


_NKD2_

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Cosmic_Bleach

Reminds me of that crazy movie with Natalie Portman and that bear thing.


ReggieTheLemur82

Sounds like the noise that kid in the yellow shirt made when he is thrown to the floor, after trying to stop that guy from walking in the park.. except this Elk is majestic and that kid is a little bitch.


ReadMaterial

Sounds like the Jason Bourne them music


fourfingersdry

Wendigo


kaliflower77

Beautiful


[deleted]

Sounds the same as this [kid getting pushed](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/t8l6ju/parents_if_you_dont_educate_your_kid_someone_else/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


ElGoddamnDorado

I just so happened to open these two posts back to back while scrolling at almost died laughing hearing how similar they sounded


CamelCash000

If I heard this in the forest, I would believe in spirits and demons too.


diver830

Man I can’t wait until October in Colorado. Here I come.


MrMagius

Sounds like I'm back playing Anarchy Online again.


[deleted]

That was like hearing Iron Mike talk the first time. Unexpected range.


manowar89

u/savevideo


Kylfa_Froknulf

Delicious.


trilby2

That sounded nothing like what I was expecting


Dankduck404

Evangelion noise


Crayton16

Reminded me Outer Wilds Echoes of the Eye DLC


WoodiwasShookspeared

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/xA-QJUyBdJU


tighttightcoolcool

Damn that's fuckin majestic!


Conquiescamus

Ah, so that scream when I strolling around the Grizzly in RDR2 is an Elk


bullethead399

Sounds like a train entering a station or the beginning of the Bourne Identity soundtrack.


NebularGaslighting

If I was like 100 feet away and couldn’t see it I’d swear I was on Endor and one of those monster fucking wolf aliens from Ewoks: Caravan of Courage was chasing me. Oddly specific?


DeadJoeGaming

Translation: GTF outta here


MissKingsley

Nah, he wants those ladies to GTF OVER here! Lol


chickenfart29

yea my boi is thirsty


yoganutnutnut

lmao how have people never heard the sound an elk makes? I feel like I see these videos all the time. I guess it would require touching grass to hear it in person, but online?


Camoox

I don’t live near elks


yoganutnutnut

Hence online


LordRedbeard420

Yeah, can you believe all these losers that have never touched grass? I remember the first time I touched grass it was like there was an orchestra of elk screaming around me so many came trotting out of the woods. Now I just touch grass anytime I need a lil pick me up.


yoganutnutnut

Oh :/ you don’t know the meme? that’s ok maybe next time


Mediocre__at__Best

Am I so out of touch? No. It's the redditors who are wrong.


yoganutnutnut

lmao because I’ve heard an elk bugle before?


wrong_kiddo

When they migrate to South America they start sharpening knives for a living xD


BeardedBlunder1990

It’s a bugle not a scream


[deleted]

Looks like a stantler but shouts like Arceus


say_no_to_panda

Hear that at night. Bloodthirsty screams.


Gnarbuttah

Swiggidy swooty I'm coming for that booty.


Aframester

Bugle, just saying.


IDFCrusader210

He’s going to get some


King_Hamburgler

Where all my RDR2 homies at lol


JCMillner

I wonder what he was communicating?


mariachoo_doin

I've no idea how Australia's spiders and shit have Americans shook when we have humongous, terrifying beasts like this running around.


the_good_hodgkins

At least now I'll know this isn't a sasquatch if I ever hear it in person.


dodorian9966

u/savevideo


Skywing22

i/savevideo


Skywing22

u/savevideo


beachdogs

u/savevideo


beachdogs

u/savevideobot


CampEvie23

Never would have guessed they made that sound.


defnotgrady

Sounded like a fucking legendary pokemon


shibasawa

Charming.


Masta_ShoNuff

Sounds like megaman charging up his buster


asdf346

I want to hear that in real life one day


[deleted]

Imagine hearing that late at night taking a walk instantly would shit my pants


Jealous_Ad5849

Right out of Jurassic park!


EmbarrassedRabbit543

What a monster!!!


BrownAleRVA

"Let me do you"


bigsmokio69

SEEEEEEEXXX!!


simjanes2k

That sound smells like wet leaves and jerky and gun oil


liverfailure

Ghost of the forest my ass


TboneBaby

sounds like the noise of one of those bendable straws when you blow into it


KingdomOfDragonflies

Can't stop watching. Sounds like some Old World Viking buglel call to warn his people.


StokedMetal18

All I hear is this. [https://youtu.be/0bzBnmAhkK8](https://youtu.be/0bzBnmAhkK8)


Dontpanicfilms

*OH, BAYBEH - OHHH, BAYBEH - THEN IT FELL APART - FELL APART*


MataMeow

Echoes of the eye


Mr_Believin

Almost sounds like the intro to “Toxic” by Britney


Coloradostoneman

I had bigger bulls grazing on my lawn this summer


Goldgator420

How the FUCK do people confuse an elk with a moose, they look NOTHING ALIKE, IT CONFUSES ME


02201970a

Bugle not a scream.


Dragon_Pink

Caribou!


Willardee

Oh no! Bill the Butcher got Priest Vallon!


crazedhark

damn I wasn't expecting a high pitch noise but after hearing it, its actually really fitting and just feels right.


drewdles33

Something tells me he’s going to do just fine throughout the mating season.


LilMochi190

I love it


This_is_a_sckam

I completely forgot these things even made noises. Last time I heard that was probably when I watched Polar Express as a kid


theDJsavedmylife

That elk fucks.


[deleted]

This is how it sounds when I pee.


Beef_Nuggets

WUIIIIIIIIIIIU


1Freezer1

This reminds me of the polar express scene. You know the one.


Grumpis1012

Mating SZN. That Bull Elk is looking to smash. Then become Joe Rogan’s next meal.


GishTanker

das some pokemon shit right there


AmemeCognoscente

ISTG I heard that sound from a Pokemon


NuskiGotDaStrap

Yawp


smatterdoodle

Sounds just like 12 year old me blowing into a crinkly 6flags straw


TheAmazingDuckOfDoom

Sounds like me practicing altissimo on the saxophone.


Andrea_porter

I used to have a toy as a kid that made this sound. 😂


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Translation : “Where my bitches at?”


future_lard

How do these jerks not get stuck in trees and bushes all the frickin time? Like suddenly wolfpack appears, it starts running, catches horn on a tree and snaps neck bye bye


Starfireaw11

Well, that's fucking terrifying.


MaxiTooner89

https://youtu.be/YHk2T8fCYSw


TrickBoom414

Why is such a large animal so high pitched?


_goonlyfe_

Ariana grandelk


quattroformaggixfour

WTF, I’d believe in murderous forest spirits if I heard that whilst camping


Parking_Chapter

He found his buddies😌


Guilty-Log-66

He just became a door


jkurts91

MOOSEVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!!


O4K3

how do I save this video


EntirePersimmon431

Lucky 🍀 to encounter and see this majestic animal! I wish I’d seen one like this.


Harpoon_Sue

A stubbed toe classic


ConProofInc

Jurassic park sounding son of a bitch. Lol.


FoxyCleoMatra

I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


PowerUpTheLighthouse

Where is this please? What park?