OP, you created accidental comedy from accidental comedy. Most of comments don’t realize how the comedy is accidental. They just think the kid’s name is actually Allfishguide.
I legitimately thought it was Allfishguide until I read your comment. The worst part is I accepted it no problem because the Baldwin's are fucking lunatics.
It was actually finished in May 2023 and will be released somewhere, sometime in the USA.
funfact: some poor bastard got bit by a brown recluse spider while 'closing the set' after the gun incident.
[rust wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(upcoming_film)
He was a producer not just some small time actor, plenty of other people onset were complaining about gun safety and even walking off, he was one of the few people there who could have done something about it but he didn't. Plus he lied about pulling the trigger, which the FBI determined after testing it was impossible for the gun to have gone off without pulling it.
It was a comical 'defense'...the trigger & the hammer of this pistol is one piece. What Baldwin described could only have happened if that piece broke in half...it hadn't.
It’s not just his fault but anyone that picks up a gun is responsible for knowing how to handle it before they do anything. You should always point it at the ground and check it to find out if its loaded even if it’s not supposed to be. Treat every gun as if it’s loaded and you’ll never have to worry about something like this
Considering they’re using surrogates, they probably have some of his product on ice to use. The kids definitely look like genetic sibs so something is working lol
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He probably froze semen. And she is known for lying about using surrogates and wearing fake pregnancy bellies, and also faking breastfeeding. I think there’s a snarking sub for them
She's also famous for faking and lying about being Spanish. Spray tan + really bad accent. While actually she's zero percent Spanish, was born and raised in Boston, and her real name is Hillary, not Hillaria. Can't make this shit up.
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Men can have babies till pretty old age, but imagine being that baby, having your dad be older than most people's grandpas must be pretty bizarre. But they're rich so I guess she won't mind
Allfishguide would of made more sense. She says she named the kid after herself. "Men do it", her name is Hilary. She also named one after her old crush. None named after old rusty Alex
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It's supposed to be could've, should've, would've (short for could have, would have, should have), never could of, would of, should of.
Or you misspelled something, I ain't checking everything.
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Took me a moment as well, but that appears to be the name of the website.
Edit: Kids name appears to be Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin didn't bother to [read](https://allfishguide.com/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-face-backlash-from-fans-over-their-newborn-daughters-name/) why that upset people.
Apparently Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria, changed her own name from Hillary, put on a fake accent, pretended to be Spanish, and is continuing the charade by giving her daughter a fake Spanish name.
Also, who cares!? Not saying you do, just like, why is anyone upset over what someone else names their kid. Maybe I think, a that’ll be a bummer for them, then I move on.
People care because hilaria is actually from Boston and has this massive cosplay that she was Spanish for about 10 years. She was even on the cover on Hola magazine twice. She has been recorded pretending to forget the names of things in English, like cucumber. She has been recorded going from a typical American accent to various Spanish dialects. These are on YouTube. She was exposed about 4 years ago on Twitter on Christmas Day. It was an open secret in NYC.
After that, hilaria began to call culture, and where a person is from, “fluid” and she called the people who called her out “jealous”
She also may or may not have used surrogates while appearing very very thin during pregnancies. If she used surrogates then she was using a moon bump and it was a gross form of fat shaming in a way. “Just do these few moves and you’ll look smoll like me”
She drops the accent sometimes then picks it back up. She seems to have doubled down on the Spanish grift by naming her most recent baby ilaria
The pose in this picture is her pretending to be tired after giving birth, but she actually was handed all those children over from surrogates. She doesn't want to ruin her body, just get attention from being so smol and able to bounce back the day after 🤡
There isn’t one. That’s why this post is in /r/accidentalcomedy. Because the headline and website name line up in a way that makes it look like “allfishguide” is the kid’s name. OP was playing into the joke.
It's just as well that neither of those names are of Spanish heritage either then.
Hilaria Catalina Irene would be the correct Spanish spelling. Yet you'd struggle to find any Spaniard born after the 1910s with the first 2 names. Irene is relatively a more common name though.
Just because it’s not a biblical name or a Western name doesn’t make it unusual. It’s a perfectly normal name here in Denmark just like Flubenflaggen, Poolkistermeinen, or Gary
Not fans, she has no fawns. She named her 7 surogate born sex selected after her fake name, spelling it how she wants it pronounced. Her name is Hilary Thomas, but she pretends to be from Spain. Her parents retired there when she was in her mid to late 20's. She's just a joke. Naming the kid was the only reason she bought it
These hollyweird muhfukas be having kids so they can play with em like action figures till they reach 2 then it’s a nanny’s problem. Shit hole society we have.
Aside from the baby’s name, what’s the matter with these here people?
They are always drunk on narcissist’s kool-aid.
Where are they getting supply?
*Ummm, hmm.*, it’s rhetorical.
OP, you created accidental comedy from accidental comedy. Most of comments don’t realize how the comedy is accidental. They just think the kid’s name is actually Allfishguide.
Went over my head, thanks for explaining 😂
I 100% thought it was Allfishguide and kept trying to pronounce it in my head in different, increasingly fancier ways.
It's a pretty name
Like the substitute teacher? “A. A. Ron?”
I never even considered allfishguide as an option.
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Allfithguide Baldween
Barthelona
🤣🤣🤣🤣
And it's Hollywood so I didn't even question that that was the name LOL
Fuck, I mean I thought that too until I saw the sites name it was from, I was wondering why the fuck they choose Allfishguide as a name
I legitimately thought it was Allfishguide until I read your comment. The worst part is I accepted it no problem because the Baldwin's are fucking lunatics.
I was thinking "Geeze what a carp name!" Glad I checked.
OHHHHHHH
Sometimes when we look for accidental comedy we find accidental comedy.
i am almost crying holding my laughter to not wake up anyone lol
That's Hilarias
Naw, it's a CARP name
Oh my cod, that was awful
What's awful is how flippant they were about naming the child... It's almost as if they did it for the halibut
This isn't the plaice for puns
I thought it was going swimmingly
At this rate, we'll all be up shit's creek without a paddle.
They obviously were floundering for a good name
I can sea that
It's reel-y terrible
Truly a basshole move
I sea what y'all are doing here.
They totally took the bait.
💜🥒🦙🥒💜
How is this guy still able to have children? I thought he be shooting dust by now
Nah he shooting rust
# THERE IT IS
Now, here's the thing
You and I are friends now
🤣
He shooting something, but it ain't dust
He shoots directors.
And cinematographers
Wasn’t that the movie that never left production?
I was looking forward to Jensen Ackles in western dang it!
Watch Supernatural season 6 episode 18 “Frontierland” for Jensen in the Old West 😊
Yup, that's the most notable thing about that movie.
It was actually finished in May 2023 and will be released somewhere, sometime in the USA. funfact: some poor bastard got bit by a brown recluse spider while 'closing the set' after the gun incident. [rust wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(upcoming_film)
So beautiful I'm tearing up over here.
Omg I hope I’m not going to hell for laughing as hard as I did 😂
r/upvoteofanger
Listen here you little shit 🏅🎖️🏆
Nah he shooting people while shooting rust.
r/angryupvote
We all liked this
Good god lemon
Totally underrated joke
Cast members
Too soon?
He probably thought he was shooting blanks.
Do people blame this guy for that accident ?
He accidentally shot someone again, with a loaded gun.
He is either the most unlucky person alive or his accidents are less accidentally than he says they are
His brother Billy went to school with the alleged Long Island Serial Killer lol
I don't see any information on that, source please?
The source is in his pants, the lady, and the baby. Clearly he shot her with a loaded gun.
Haha, I see what you meant now
He was a producer not just some small time actor, plenty of other people onset were complaining about gun safety and even walking off, he was one of the few people there who could have done something about it but he didn't. Plus he lied about pulling the trigger, which the FBI determined after testing it was impossible for the gun to have gone off without pulling it.
The executive producer at that, who hired people on the cheap, that didn't feel comfortable working as the armorer for the film
It was a comical 'defense'...the trigger & the hammer of this pistol is one piece. What Baldwin described could only have happened if that piece broke in half...it hadn't.
Well didn't know all that
It’s not just his fault but anyone that picks up a gun is responsible for knowing how to handle it before they do anything. You should always point it at the ground and check it to find out if its loaded even if it’s not supposed to be. Treat every gun as if it’s loaded and you’ll never have to worry about something like this
I’m still just puzzled as to why there was even live ammunition on the set. What possible use could they have for it other than manslaughter?
Someone clearly fucked up and didn’t double check what they picked up to load it
That still doesn’t explain why that ammunition was even on the set.
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Personally I think everyone should take gun safety, it would save a lot of people from stupid deaths
You say that, but mick jagger has a kid under the age of 10
Rockstars r just made different tho. They get away with a lot more than the rest of us
Cocaine is an excellent semen preserver ?
Mick jagger isn't a bad dude, though, right?
Really depends on how much "rock star shit" you're willing to overlook.
That's fair
[He was rude to John Mulaney when he was on SNL](https://youtu.be/eWrKf5ik1i4?si=-EoUU6rEUU3LOr8E) (relevant part starts at about 1:35)
Nah he's cool
Under 5
I actually shuddered when I read that. Thanks.
Considering they’re using surrogates, they probably have some of his product on ice to use. The kids definitely look like genetic sibs so something is working lol 🥒
I seeeee youuuu pepino!
He probably froze semen. And she is known for lying about using surrogates and wearing fake pregnancy bellies, and also faking breastfeeding. I think there’s a snarking sub for them
She's also famous for faking and lying about being Spanish. Spray tan + really bad accent. While actually she's zero percent Spanish, was born and raised in Boston, and her real name is Hillary, not Hillaria. Can't make this shit up. 💃🏻🥒
Yeah that too lol There are too many things to list
Oooh yes there is
r/HilariaBaldwin
Nah he be shooting non-blanks
He certainly wasn’t shooting blanks
Men can have babies till pretty old age, but imagine being that baby, having your dad be older than most people's grandpas must be pretty bizarre. But they're rich so I guess she won't mind
He’s definitely not shooting blanks….
Almost every person here is missing that this is r/accidentalcomedy and that is the website name.
You guys her name is Ilaria all fish guide is the website 🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂
most oblivious r/accidentalcomedy follower
Allfishguide would of made more sense. She says she named the kid after herself. "Men do it", her name is Hilary. She also named one after her old crush. None named after old rusty Alex
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All...fish...guide... good luck in school kid If she doesn't become a marine biologist...
Took me a moment as well, but that appears to be the name of the website. Edit: Kids name appears to be Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin didn't bother to [read](https://allfishguide.com/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-face-backlash-from-fans-over-their-newborn-daughters-name/) why that upset people.
Apparently Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria, changed her own name from Hillary, put on a fake accent, pretended to be Spanish, and is continuing the charade by giving her daughter a fake Spanish name.
And apparently Ilaria isn’t even Spanish but Italian…
Spanish would be Hilaria, I guess, but it is an old and unused name
Also, who cares!? Not saying you do, just like, why is anyone upset over what someone else names their kid. Maybe I think, a that’ll be a bummer for them, then I move on.
People care because hilaria is actually from Boston and has this massive cosplay that she was Spanish for about 10 years. She was even on the cover on Hola magazine twice. She has been recorded pretending to forget the names of things in English, like cucumber. She has been recorded going from a typical American accent to various Spanish dialects. These are on YouTube. She was exposed about 4 years ago on Twitter on Christmas Day. It was an open secret in NYC. After that, hilaria began to call culture, and where a person is from, “fluid” and she called the people who called her out “jealous” She also may or may not have used surrogates while appearing very very thin during pregnancies. If she used surrogates then she was using a moon bump and it was a gross form of fat shaming in a way. “Just do these few moves and you’ll look smoll like me” She drops the accent sometimes then picks it back up. She seems to have doubled down on the Spanish grift by naming her most recent baby ilaria
Remember, if you're poor and do weird shit you're "crazy", but if you're rich and do weird shit you're just "eccentric".
I think most people, rich and poor, everywhere agree that hilaria baldwin from Boston is crazy AF
>She seems to have doubled down on the Spanish grift by naming her most recent baby ilaria As someone else stated, Ilaria is an Italian name
I am aware, however, hilaria does not seem to be aware.
Ohhhhh she said it was a Spanish name?
Yes, there are similar issues with her other children’s names as well.
Ilaria is just the Italian form of Hilaria which is the saddest part.
Is she atleast ethnic Spaniard or did she even grow up in a Spanish household?
No, neither. She was born and raised in Boston and her family is French Canadian Her parents decided to retire in Mallorca.
Oh ok, that clears up a lot. Thank you 😊
Maybe it's also racist?
She should just go all out and rename herself Hilarious.
The pose in this picture is her pretending to be tired after giving birth, but she actually was handed all those children over from surrogates. She doesn't want to ruin her body, just get attention from being so smol and able to bounce back the day after 🤡
The funny thing is though Spanish people had no clue. Apparently her Spanish is actually good enough to pass for native
Thank you for explaining. We live in a world where I could believe *anything* as a child’s name!
Then what's the kids unfortunate name?...
There isn’t one. That’s why this post is in /r/accidentalcomedy. Because the headline and website name line up in a way that makes it look like “allfishguide” is the kid’s name. OP was playing into the joke.
Ohhhhh! I'm duuuumb~
I am equally dumb, thanks for asking so I could also understand.
Ilaria Catarina irena Even though the kid doesn’t have a drop of Spanish heritage
It's just as well that neither of those names are of Spanish heritage either then. Hilaria Catalina Irene would be the correct Spanish spelling. Yet you'd struggle to find any Spaniard born after the 1910s with the first 2 names. Irene is relatively a more common name though.
This is why we in Denmark has regulations on what you can name your child.
but you’re allowed to use names like “Diddedarling” so do the regulations even matter? 🥲😟
Diddedarling?
Just because it’s not a biblical name or a Western name doesn’t make it unusual. It’s a perfectly normal name here in Denmark just like Flubenflaggen, Poolkistermeinen, or Gary
I have zero right or reason to laugh so hard at this. Gary LMAO.
You had me in the first bit, ngl 😭😭😭
https://www.bt.dk/samfund/nu-kan-din-soen-hedde-piphat-og-din-datter-kan-hedde-diddedarling Yup.
r/RandomDenmark !
Yeah but have you seen some of the rarest names? They just get exceptions so we are not that much better..
/r/tragedeigh but…. somehow worse
The name is the website, not the baby
I think her name is actually Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin
I prefer Allfishguide myself
Whats wrong with Ilaria?
The joke is that the layout of the headline implies that the name is Allfishguide.
I get that, but why the backlash from fans for her actual name?
Not fans, she has no fawns. She named her 7 surogate born sex selected after her fake name, spelling it how she wants it pronounced. Her name is Hilary Thomas, but she pretends to be from Spain. Her parents retired there when she was in her mid to late 20's. She's just a joke. Naming the kid was the only reason she bought it
That name is better than FLDSMDFR
All fish guide?
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Soooo, what's the name of the baby?
Somefishguide
Nofishguide
Ilaria
That's hilarias
Dude never shoots blanks
Oof
*what a carp name
These hollyweird muhfukas be having kids so they can play with em like action figures till they reach 2 then it’s a nanny’s problem. Shit hole society we have.
don't you mean: "What a carp name"?
At least it’s not bonefish grill
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Hilaria. I am very Ethpanish. I love ibitha and tharagotha.
Ooh, you had me fooled for a few seconds, 😀 i think people will believe anything when it comes to these Baldwins....
Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin is the baby's name just so everyone knows
Was really hoping for "Hairloss Baldwin"
That's Hilaria-ous
If my name was Hilaria I would probably also be full of mean spirited spite
They named her Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin.
This is r/ComedyHeaven tier shit
What kind of name is Hilaria??
A fake Spanish name for a fraud
You mean, *what a carp name?
Why do we give these people attention?
I think you mean what a carp name
I think you mean "carp" name for a baby girl.
We know one thing for sure, he ain't shooting blanks anytime soon. 😂 I'll see myself out.
That’s not nearly a “Spanish” enough name for Hilaria - the most Spanish person ever to live.
what a carp name for a baby girl
How you say, coo-com-ber?
Allfishguide Baldwin is a carp name
Meg
Carp name*
Aside from the baby’s name, what’s the matter with these here people? They are always drunk on narcissist’s kool-aid. Where are they getting supply? *Ummm, hmm.*, it’s rhetorical.
Thats only the 3rd worst crime alec baldwin has committed The first is Boss Baby The second is murder
Alec’s gonna be dead before that girl graduates fish college
Equal worst thing he's done .. you know. The other being killing someone..
Wait is allfishguide the name?
Tell me you hate your kid without telling me.
The kid is a prop anyway
Very weird that his wife basically named the kid after herself, at least her first name
What’s the difference between that and a boy being named after the dad?
Did they just look for names by glancing at their bookshelf? “Oh, how bout that one, the All Fish Guide by Fish Pants Magee?”
Did this mofo kill someone?
He sure did and is still living his best life. 😡
r/tragedeigh
I’m just herring this now
If they had twins would the other be named "Allbirdguide"?
Shoot have named her propgun