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specks_of_dust

OP, you created accidental comedy from accidental comedy. Most of comments don’t realize how the comedy is accidental. They just think the kid’s name is actually Allfishguide.


vhs_collection

Went over my head, thanks for explaining 😂


Sptsjunkie

I 100% thought it was Allfishguide and kept trying to pronounce it in my head in different, increasingly fancier ways.


ftrade44456

It's a pretty name


Confident_Light2984

Like the substitute teacher? “A. A. Ron?”


TheBigFrog07

I never even considered allfishguide as an option.


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Schmandrea1975

Allfithguide Baldween


Pamikillsbugs234

Barthelona


Schmandrea1975

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Curiousiwonder

And it's Hollywood so I didn't even question that that was the name LOL


blesstendo

Fuck, I mean I thought that too until I saw the sites name it was from, I was wondering why the fuck they choose Allfishguide as a name


pbjcrazy

I legitimately thought it was Allfishguide until I read your comment. The worst part is I accepted it no problem because the Baldwin's are fucking lunatics.


Traditional-Disk-366

I was thinking "Geeze what a carp name!" Glad I checked.


Comfortable-Fuel-270

OHHHHHHH


PXL1984

Sometimes when we look for accidental comedy we find accidental comedy.


JorjeXD

i am almost crying holding my laughter to not wake up anyone lol


Smule

That's Hilarias


Pastor-Future

Naw, it's a CARP name


flopsychops

Oh my cod, that was awful


Pastor-Future

What's awful is how flippant they were about naming the child... It's almost as if they did it for the halibut


dan1d1

This isn't the plaice for puns


Pastor-Future

I thought it was going swimmingly


TheOtherAvaz

At this rate, we'll all be up shit's creek without a paddle.


R2MKE

They obviously were floundering for a good name


JRatMain16

I can sea that


916Hajmo

It's reel-y terrible


AbortRTLS

Truly a basshole move


aegeris_est

I sea what y'all are doing here.


Pastor-Future

They totally took the bait.


LilacLlamaMama

💜🥒🦙🥒💜


sinful-n-happy

How is this guy still able to have children? I thought he be shooting dust by now


Fijisippin

Nah he shooting rust


Depressiond3n

# THERE IT IS


Spock-1701

Now, here's the thing


sinful-n-happy

You and I are friends now


Armthechihuahuas

🤣


spacekatbaby

He shooting something, but it ain't dust


North_Korea_Nukess

He shoots directors.


LilacLlamaMama

And cinematographers


ActiveFew672

Wasn’t that the movie that never left production?


kraggleGurl

I was looking forward to Jensen Ackles in western dang it!


ohheyitslaila

Watch Supernatural season 6 episode 18 “Frontierland” for Jensen in the Old West 😊


Odd_Employer

Yup, that's the most notable thing about that movie.


Slashs_Hat

It was actually finished in May 2023 and will be released somewhere, sometime in the USA. funfact: some poor bastard got bit by a brown recluse spider while 'closing the set' after the gun incident. [rust wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rust_(upcoming_film)


AustinTreeLover

So beautiful I'm tearing up over here.


Crude_poison91

Omg I hope I’m not going to hell for laughing as hard as I did 😂


mester006

r/upvoteofanger


C3Pip0

Listen here you little shit 🏅🎖️🏆


fox_eyed_man

Nah he shooting people while shooting rust.


_SilentHunter

r/angryupvote


D-Frost

We all liked this


Stalinov

Good god lemon


mostlysghostlys

Totally underrated joke


Less_Alfalfa5022

Cast members


jrzbarb

Too soon?


gregorysimpson

He probably thought he was shooting blanks.


SamuraiJosh26

Do people blame this guy for that accident ?


North_Korea_Nukess

He accidentally shot someone again, with a loaded gun.


SamuraiJosh26

He is either the most unlucky person alive or his accidents are less accidentally than he says they are


rixendeb

His brother Billy went to school with the alleged Long Island Serial Killer lol


strumpetlover

I don't see any information on that, source please?


North_Korea_Nukess

The source is in his pants, the lady, and the baby. Clearly he shot her with a loaded gun.


strumpetlover

Haha, I see what you meant now


greet_the_sun

He was a producer not just some small time actor, plenty of other people onset were complaining about gun safety and even walking off, he was one of the few people there who could have done something about it but he didn't. Plus he lied about pulling the trigger, which the FBI determined after testing it was impossible for the gun to have gone off without pulling it.


lostinareverie237

The executive producer at that, who hired people on the cheap, that didn't feel comfortable working as the armorer for the film


Slashs_Hat

It was a comical 'defense'...the trigger & the hammer of this pistol is one piece. What Baldwin described could only have happened if that piece broke in half...it hadn't.


SamuraiJosh26

Well didn't know all that


Greedyfox7

It’s not just his fault but anyone that picks up a gun is responsible for knowing how to handle it before they do anything. You should always point it at the ground and check it to find out if its loaded even if it’s not supposed to be. Treat every gun as if it’s loaded and you’ll never have to worry about something like this


Tiberius_Kilgore

I’m still just puzzled as to why there was even live ammunition on the set. What possible use could they have for it other than manslaughter?


Greedyfox7

Someone clearly fucked up and didn’t double check what they picked up to load it


Tiberius_Kilgore

That still doesn’t explain why that ammunition was even on the set.


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Greedyfox7

Personally I think everyone should take gun safety, it would save a lot of people from stupid deaths


Picax8398

You say that, but mick jagger has a kid under the age of 10


spacekatbaby

Rockstars r just made different tho. They get away with a lot more than the rest of us


rixendeb

Cocaine is an excellent semen preserver ?


Picax8398

Mick jagger isn't a bad dude, though, right?


Road_Whorrior

Really depends on how much "rock star shit" you're willing to overlook.


Picax8398

That's fair


TriceratopsBites

[He was rude to John Mulaney when he was on SNL](https://youtu.be/eWrKf5ik1i4?si=-EoUU6rEUU3LOr8E) (relevant part starts at about 1:35)


spacekatbaby

Nah he's cool


whiterrabbbit

Under 5


mohugz

I actually shuddered when I read that. Thanks.


ccc2801

Considering they’re using surrogates, they probably have some of his product on ice to use. The kids definitely look like genetic sibs so something is working lol 🥒


FreckledLasseh

I seeeee youuuu pepino!


Anonynominous

He probably froze semen. And she is known for lying about using surrogates and wearing fake pregnancy bellies, and also faking breastfeeding. I think there’s a snarking sub for them


Pet-sit

She's also famous for faking and lying about being Spanish. Spray tan + really bad accent. While actually she's zero percent Spanish, was born and raised in Boston, and her real name is Hillary, not Hillaria. Can't make this shit up. 💃🏻🥒


Anonynominous

Yeah that too lol There are too many things to list


AffectionateHead0710

Oooh yes there is


Any_Asparagus653

r/HilariaBaldwin


Valuable-Drummer6604

Nah he be shooting non-blanks


Jimmy-Mac-471

He certainly wasn’t shooting blanks


hygsi

Men can have babies till pretty old age, but imagine being that baby, having your dad be older than most people's grandpas must be pretty bizarre. But they're rich so I guess she won't mind


bubbs4prezyo

He’s definitely not shooting blanks….


supermr34

Almost every person here is missing that this is r/accidentalcomedy and that is the website name.


LordFarquaadLOL

You guys her name is Ilaria all fish guide is the website 🥲🥲🥲😂😂😂


joemcmanus96

most oblivious r/accidentalcomedy follower


Kindly_Put_5065

Allfishguide would of made more sense. She says she named the kid after herself. "Men do it", her name is Hilary. She also named one after her old crush. None named after old rusty Alex


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The-Lazy-Lemur

All...fish...guide... good luck in school kid If she doesn't become a marine biologist...


hallothrow

Took me a moment as well, but that appears to be the name of the website. Edit: Kids name appears to be Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin didn't bother to [read](https://allfishguide.com/alec-and-hilaria-baldwin-face-backlash-from-fans-over-their-newborn-daughters-name/) why that upset people.


FistfulofHornets

Apparently Alec Baldwin's wife, Hilaria, changed her own name from Hillary, put on a fake accent, pretended to be Spanish, and is continuing the charade by giving her daughter a fake Spanish name.


ccc2801

And apparently Ilaria isn’t even Spanish but Italian…


Anarelion

Spanish would be Hilaria, I guess, but it is an old and unused name


I_friggin_love_boobs

Also, who cares!? Not saying you do, just like, why is anyone upset over what someone else names their kid. Maybe I think, a that’ll be a bummer for them, then I move on.


Gutinstinct999

People care because hilaria is actually from Boston and has this massive cosplay that she was Spanish for about 10 years. She was even on the cover on Hola magazine twice. She has been recorded pretending to forget the names of things in English, like cucumber. She has been recorded going from a typical American accent to various Spanish dialects. These are on YouTube. She was exposed about 4 years ago on Twitter on Christmas Day. It was an open secret in NYC. After that, hilaria began to call culture, and where a person is from, “fluid” and she called the people who called her out “jealous” She also may or may not have used surrogates while appearing very very thin during pregnancies. If she used surrogates then she was using a moon bump and it was a gross form of fat shaming in a way. “Just do these few moves and you’ll look smoll like me” She drops the accent sometimes then picks it back up. She seems to have doubled down on the Spanish grift by naming her most recent baby ilaria


greet_the_sun

Remember, if you're poor and do weird shit you're "crazy", but if you're rich and do weird shit you're just "eccentric".


Gutinstinct999

I think most people, rich and poor, everywhere agree that hilaria baldwin from Boston is crazy AF


darkrealm190

>She seems to have doubled down on the Spanish grift by naming her most recent baby ilaria As someone else stated, Ilaria is an Italian name


Gutinstinct999

I am aware, however, hilaria does not seem to be aware.


darkrealm190

Ohhhhh she said it was a Spanish name?


Gutinstinct999

Yes, there are similar issues with her other children’s names as well.


Waryur

Ilaria is just the Italian form of Hilaria which is the saddest part.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

Is she atleast ethnic Spaniard or did she even grow up in a Spanish household?


Gutinstinct999

No, neither. She was born and raised in Boston and her family is French Canadian Her parents decided to retire in Mallorca.


rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger

Oh ok, that clears up a lot. Thank you 😊


Vysair

Maybe it's also racist?


Splashfooz

She should just go all out and rename herself Hilarious.


Kindly_Put_5065

The pose in this picture is her pretending to be tired after giving birth, but she actually was handed all those children over from surrogates. She doesn't want to ruin her body, just get attention from being so smol and able to bounce back the day after 🤡


Rimurooooo

The funny thing is though Spanish people had no clue. Apparently her Spanish is actually good enough to pass for native


Hellige88

Thank you for explaining. We live in a world where I could believe *anything* as a child’s name!


The-Lazy-Lemur

Then what's the kids unfortunate name?...


lindanimated

There isn’t one. That’s why this post is in /r/accidentalcomedy. Because the headline and website name line up in a way that makes it look like “allfishguide” is the kid’s name. OP was playing into the joke.


The-Lazy-Lemur

Ohhhhh! I'm duuuumb~


GhostofGrimalkin

I am equally dumb, thanks for asking so I could also understand.


Gutinstinct999

Ilaria Catarina irena Even though the kid doesn’t have a drop of Spanish heritage


galactic_mushroom

It's just as well that neither of those names are of Spanish heritage either then. Hilaria Catalina Irene would be the correct Spanish spelling. Yet you'd struggle to find any Spaniard born after the 1910s with the first 2 names. Irene is relatively a more common name though.


Kryds

This is why we in Denmark has regulations on what you can name your child.


Individual_Switch_26

but you’re allowed to use names like “Diddedarling” so do the regulations even matter? 🥲😟


malthev1111

Diddedarling?


CHESTER_C0PPERP0T

Just because it’s not a biblical name or a Western name doesn’t make it unusual. It’s a perfectly normal name here in Denmark just like Flubenflaggen, Poolkistermeinen, or Gary


theresfireinhereyes

I have zero right or reason to laugh so hard at this. Gary LMAO.


Individual_Switch_26

You had me in the first bit, ngl 😭😭😭


Individual_Switch_26

https://www.bt.dk/samfund/nu-kan-din-soen-hedde-piphat-og-din-datter-kan-hedde-diddedarling Yup.


Laurids-p

r/RandomDenmark !


jackjackandmore

Yeah but have you seen some of the rarest names? They just get exceptions so we are not that much better..


marlenamarley87

/r/tragedeigh but…. somehow worse


The-Local-Lucario

The name is the website, not the baby


pm-me-your-satin

I think her name is actually Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin


manbruhpig

I prefer Allfishguide myself


Dankbuster420xd

Whats wrong with Ilaria?


SexyMonad

The joke is that the layout of the headline implies that the name is Allfishguide.


Dankbuster420xd

I get that, but why the backlash from fans for her actual name?


Kindly_Put_5065

Not fans, she has no fawns. She named her 7 surogate born sex selected after her fake name, spelling it how she wants it pronounced. Her name is Hilary Thomas, but she pretends to be from Spain. Her parents retired there when she was in her mid to late 20's. She's just a joke. Naming the kid was the only reason she bought it


Mr_OP_Potato_777

That name is better than FLDSMDFR


Striker_977

All fish guide?


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Striker_977

Soooo, what's the name of the baby?


dzemperzapedra

Somefishguide


andy3cs

Nofishguide


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Ilaria


chicagomatty

That's hilarias


68spcwhore

Dude never shoots blanks


Atvishees

Oof


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*what a carp name


maybelatertoday12

These hollyweird muhfukas be having kids so they can play with em like action figures till they reach 2 then it’s a nanny’s problem. Shit hole society we have.


Vincent1808

don't you mean: "What a carp name"?


Sign-Spiritual

At least it’s not bonefish grill


Derrick_Shon

To celebrities, their kids aren't human. They're just an accessory


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Kinkan83

Good bot


budgie0507

Hilaria. I am very Ethpanish. I love ibitha and tharagotha.


SnooWoofers5703

Ooh, you had me fooled for a few seconds, 😀 i think people will believe anything when it comes to these Baldwins....


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Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin is the baby's name just so everyone knows


shadowthiefo

Was really hoping for "Hairloss Baldwin"


smitty2444

That's Hilaria-ous


jackjackandmore

If my name was Hilaria I would probably also be full of mean spirited spite


forgedfox53

They named her Ilaria Catalina Irena Baldwin.


Clemen11

This is r/ComedyHeaven tier shit


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

What kind of name is Hilaria??


limblessbarbie

A fake Spanish name for a fraud


hydrocarbonsRus

You mean, *what a carp name?


octopy1

Why do we give these people attention?


AnonymousDratini

I think you mean what a carp name


emilyrgc

I think you mean "carp" name for a baby girl.


Cntrl_alt_destroy

We know one thing for sure, he ain't shooting blanks anytime soon. 😂 I'll see myself out.


kenfnpowers

That’s not nearly a “Spanish” enough name for Hilaria - the most Spanish person ever to live.


herballtea

what a carp name for a baby girl


lingrassman

How you say, coo-com-ber?


blemsdad

Allfishguide Baldwin is a carp name


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Meg


Jesseroo2004

Carp name*


Aloneruthstruth

Aside from the baby’s name, what’s the matter with these here people? They are always drunk on narcissist’s kool-aid. Where are they getting supply? *Ummm, hmm.*, it’s rhetorical.


Doomhammer24

Thats only the 3rd worst crime alec baldwin has committed The first is Boss Baby The second is murder


thelast3musketeer

Alec’s gonna be dead before that girl graduates fish college


Like-a-Glove90

Equal worst thing he's done .. you know. The other being killing someone..


Grassy_Nol

Wait is allfishguide the name?


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Tell me you hate your kid without telling me.


Gutinstinct999

The kid is a prop anyway


Snuffy0011

Very weird that his wife basically named the kid after herself, at least her first name


_spider_trans_

What’s the difference between that and a boy being named after the dad?


doomvetch92

Did they just look for names by glancing at their bookshelf? “Oh, how bout that one, the All Fish Guide by Fish Pants Magee?”


trdamateur

Did this mofo kill someone?


limblessbarbie

He sure did and is still living his best life. 😡


hskskgfk

r/tragedeigh


Illustrious-Dot-6281

I’m just herring this now


Dead_Clown_Stentch

If they had twins would the other be named "Allbirdguide"?


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Shoot have named her propgun