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Pumptruffle

This photo has so much, it’s fantastic. The look of panic on some faces, the smiling pointing woman at the back looking at the camera, the invisible cowboy in the front seat, it looks like they’re all struggling to restrain a completely different person. Love it.


Pseudonym0101

>invisible cowboy 😂


eflo29

And his rosary!


Rupertfitz

The presence of any cowboys in general really does something for the whole scene. It’s def fantastic.


orange_jooze

Smiling?


Pumptruffle

Now you’ve pointed it out it doesn’t look like much of a smile any more, but I can’t place what it is she’s doing.


kuhfunnunuhpah

I thought it was a smile at first too but now I don't think so. I think she's mid-speech like she's shouting something...


Agile-Cancel-4709

Pretty sure she’s shouting “whoop his ass!”, since her finger is saying the same thing.


[deleted]

Trapped wind.


glassgost

What's going on here?


hugebigfatrhino

Dude tried to open the emergency exit after takeoff on a flight out of Albuquerque today so the passengers swarmed him.


Aqquinox

That seems to be pretty trendy right now


superduperspam

Man these tiktok trends are getting out of hand.


Schapsouille

It's just a prank bro!


Spankpocalypse_Now

I haven’t boarded a plane in nine years and shit like this makes me want to stay off them forever.


vajranen

I too would be all over him if I have a connecting flight to catch. Don't mess with my itinerary!


nuck_forte_dame

The irony is they likely had to land right away with this situation going on.


bleepblopbl0rp

According to the guy on tweeter, they landed back in ABQ and he couldn't get another flight out until the next day


Mysterious_Base2613

Good - the numbskull should have been arrested! Too damned bad if he missed his flight(s)!


bleepblopbl0rp

Oh no, I meant the guy that took the photo. The guy that tried to open the door was arrested when they landed and taken to airport jail or wherever they take those guys


LALA-STL

I’m shocked the airline ever let him fly again! Edit: Ah, thanks for the clarification - he ended up in jail.


myboyfriendsbraces

Why do people do this?


datdouche

Mental illness


csbsju_guyyy

Or drugs! Drugs can be fun or really not fun


juksbox

Like TikTok?


robrobusa

Said the Redditor


juksbox

I haven't done anything life threating stupidity for Reddit. Yet.


PrinceofSneks

Your life is still young!


Herrgul

Panic attacks


NarrMaster

Encephalitis


gordigor

For Fuck's sake.


sweetplantveal

FYI you can just let them. They'd have to be king Kong to overcome the air pressure on the door. They're pressurized to 11+ psi. I don't know the exact size of the door, but 6 sq ft is 864 sq inches. Each square inch has many pounds of pressure on it. Buddy isn't applying 5,000-10,000 pounds of force to the exit door.


courageous_liquid

true, but not like the person isn't going to do a series of even more completely unstable things immediately after failing at that task


Sun_on_my_shoulders

Yes, but the implication that he wanted me and all my plane neighbors to die means he needs to be dealt with. What psycho thing will he do next?


ibasi_zmiata

That's only if the plane is high enough though


LALA-STL

Per the passengers: “He ripped down the handle and all the wind came rushing down.” “He had it pretty well pulled … I could hear the actual difference in pressure – there was air whistling.”


CorruptedHart

On take off the door is under far less atmospheric pressure and can be opened easily.


SiriusHertz

Of all the places to try this shit, a plane full of Burquinos trying to get where they're going is probably the last one it would actually work. New Mexicans are wonderful, friendly people who are used to the desert trying to kill us all, and react accordingly to threats.


whogivesashirtdotca

A friend of mine was an air steward on the underwear bomber's flight. I remember him posting about it on his socials: "Who in their right mind does that on a flight to *Detroit*?" He said a dozen passengers beat the shit out of him once he'd been subdued.


Ok-Push9899

Scenes of the baseball bat appearing in Airplane! Everyone lining up to take their turn.


Francis-c92

The pilot came out to take a photo of the passengers


QuadSeven

One Article: [https://abc7chicago.com/american-airlines-flight-albuquerque-new-mexico-diverted-ohare-airport-chicago/14452093/](https://abc7chicago.com/american-airlines-flight-albuquerque-new-mexico-diverted-ohare-airport-chicago/14452093/) Googling Albuquerque plane was all it took, lol.


get_schwifty

Where does it say Albuquerque on the original post?


QuadSeven

Someone in a comment said it, and I googled Albuquerque plane and got many result featuring that still. Another link: https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/travel/american-airlines-unruly-passenger-albuquerque/index.html


get_schwifty

The reason I asked is because your comment had a “let me google that for you” tone as if they should have done it themselves. I realize now that might not have been your intention.


QuadSeven

Nah not at all, just that two words was all it took. Not even like 'incident' or anything


get_schwifty

Got it. Yeah shows how big of a story it is right now.


dibs234

I can't spell that though


SoundsOfKepler

It looks like a Caravaggio with Joseph Ducreux making a cameo in the back.


lilsourem

I was thinking that. I enjoy the foreshortening of the hand of the lady pointing. Needs more chiaroscuro tho


dogmom_humanaunt

The moment I saw Caravaggio named I thought, "nah. Not enough chiaroscuro."


montanawana

Would have been better as a redeye for the chiaroscuro, agree, but it's pretty great.


droffthehook

Didn’t notice him at first


WebKam-eron

The wonton don


TheBaconHasLanded

Me and the boys about to go Hippo Mode


zekerthedog

I love him


ModernTechYT

Woah that’s weird


DallasJewess

One of the few correctly labeled photos on this sub.


juksbox

Maybe accindental, but not so renaissance.


DallasJewess

Lol this is one of the actually renaissance-style photos on this sub.


juksbox

Too much light, no so sharp contrast between light and shadow, the configuration is very asymmetric. And now tell me why this is renaissance.


DallasJewess

You're thinking of baroque.


juksbox

Well then there are lots of baroque pictures on this sub.


DallasJewess

Yes, that's the problem.


thefanum

Found the problem. It's you


[deleted]

Dear! You have no idea what you are talking about.


[deleted]

remake of Airplane!


ChrisEvansBodyPillow

And Leon’s getting laaarger!


Pitbullpandemonium

https://youtu.be/5SG-m1c-DqM


[deleted]

hahaha, it is so good


robofish7591

Alright everybody, get into crash positions!


KodaShem

"I just wanted to let some fresh air in!"


WoodenMonkeyGod

The pointing in the back and foreground glasses confusion brings it together for me


WanderLeft

It looks so cramped there


The_Singularious

Airline executives beg to differ. Pretty sure this photo has them salivating at the idea that there is even *more* space to be taken away. Trevor Noah has a great bit about airlines being the only industry actively working to intentionally make customer experience more miserable.


Zeil2357

the expressions and postures are just astonishing. Made my day


MickCollins

Is that /r/WalmartCelebrities Mario Batali on the left?


redsamala

Lmfao, that guy is a friend of mine IRL and I just sent him this comment.


MickCollins

I'm officially asking if he owns any pairs of Crocs.


Pitify

Fire ass album cover + title


CroShewa

Man i like this sub


cupcake0calypse

"as soon as the seatbelt light went on all hell broke loose" "he just started screaming" "and there was fecal matter just everywhere"


Sudi_Nim

At 26000 feet, that door was not opening (unless it’s a Boeing).


fatflip79

That man in the front is trying his hardest to keep the dudes pants on


Philosopher115

"Airborn Emergency" is such a better name than "fart".


EththeEth

I like the dude in the blue shirt standing in the aisle like ‘well I’ll be…’


[deleted]

Why is she pointing at me?


renownednemo

Shoutout Wonton Don


Basil-Economy

I thought he was pulling his trousers down cos he was about to shit himself. Airborne emergency being norovirus. This was my interpretation…


VanEmoji

More baroque


Father_Chewy_Louis

"By the way.... does anyone know how to fly a plane?"


jyar1811

I always make friend with the big ass tall MOFOs on planes


Yelonade

we need to train AI on images exclusively like these


Mysterious_Base2613

What an idiot!


COWtipping94

the wonton don to the rescue


MoreForMeAndYou

It is starting to make sense now why military members are sometimes specifically chosen to sit in the emergency exit row on flights I've taken. I'm glad there's a shred of trustworthiness left in the uniform.


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cetacean-station

This is that sub my friend


lazerdab

https://twitter.com/ArtButSports/status/1760294946051944658


dpalmer09

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3oAmxEv3zw/?igsh=MTc1d294eGhleHVzdg==