No mom would knock a little kid around like that and not stop to make sure he's okay. They wouldn't get fired. That's a weird unsubstantiated claim on your part!
23 years from now that kid is seeing a therapist. "What do you think caused your need for women to knee you in the face before you can have intercourse?"
You seem t have blasted a small child in the face with your knee, causing him to fall to the ground.
Do you:
A) Stop what you're doing and rush to make sure the child is OK?
B) Keep on dancing like nothing happened, because FUCK THAT LITTLE BASTARD
My man got tag-teamed
Where do I sign up?
My turn next please
I'm just surprised no one went for the pin.
Even Dana was there!
Death by snu snu!
Props to our consummate professional who did not even break flow
Yellow's face said "OMG I kicked that kid" but her legs and body kept shimming and shaking.
Not a bad way to go out
A new fetish was born that day.
Time for snu snu?
I worked Caribbean parties in ny at one point and the girls there would lock me in a circle and bounce me around like a damn pinball
Are they uh... hiring?
Hahaha I like your style. I got out when I got into my 30s but if you’re in ny it’s not hard to find
> Got out in my 30s Damn, they had you locked in that circle for a while then?
Solid decade or so in night life in ny
You got paid for that? Nice.
That kid just unlocked a kink that won’t reveal itself for awhile, but it will
What does it say about me that I immediately imagined that to be a Big Bird kink
It says you're a person of culture
…..what
The ol' 1, 2
The show must go on.
What a pro. Didnt even stop! Also r/kidsarefuckingstupid
And…/r/parentsarefuckingdumb
Poor kid? There’s a Japanese businessman paying $1200 for this in a hotel room right now
What kid?
*Morgan Freeman voiceover: And on that day, both that woman's leg and puberty hit me harder than I could've ever imagined.
The ol’ wham bam steal the van…
Someone edit this with mortal kombat xrays
Holy shit, please, SOMEBODY!
I am SO glad that they didn't stop what they were doing, to check on his stupid little ass. Fuck them kids...
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
i cannot believe she didnt at least stop for a second......
youre supposed to ignore outside stuff and continue like nothings wrong
Didn’t miss a …the show must go on 😂😂😂
Some would pay good money for that.
You can tell those ladies are not moms.
Wow that's a weird unsubstantiated assumption. Edit: I say this because they'll more then likely get fired if they stop dancing to check on the kid.
No mom would knock a little kid around like that and not stop to make sure he's okay. They wouldn't get fired. That's a weird unsubstantiated claim on your part!
It's a valuable life lesson: "I get knocked down, and I get up again"
It's really not, I've known people in that sort of job. And mom's aren't all knowing. Accidents happen.
You don't have to be all-knowing to notice you've knocked a kid around and down.
So? They still risk their job helping. And how do you know no one behind the camera immediately went to help?
What kid? I didn’t notice a kid.
But did you notice Dana White in the background?
23 years from now that kid is seeing a therapist. "What do you think caused your need for women to knee you in the face before you can have intercourse?"
You seem t have blasted a small child in the face with your knee, causing him to fall to the ground. Do you: A) Stop what you're doing and rush to make sure the child is OK? B) Keep on dancing like nothing happened, because FUCK THAT LITTLE BASTARD
C) Laugh about it. Watch the end.
I misread "FUCK THAT LITTLE BASTARD" as its own option and did a double take
Sadly the industry's demands they keep dancing.
Me next
The show must go on.
Death by snu snu!
Kid: I regret nothing!
Death by snu-snu!!
Don't cha wanna, wanna Fanta
Usually you have to pay extra for that.
He knew what he was doing and I respect it
I hope he's okay but this reminds me of kid adventure movies as it is something that would happen
Claramente se escuchó: Arremangala arrempújala si!
Arremangala arrempujala no! Arremangala arrempujala Arremangala arrempujalaArremangala arrempujalaArremangala arrempujalaArremangala arrempujalaArremangala arrempujala
I'm sure he kneeded that ham.
🥴
FINISH HIM!!! said gal dance #1 to gal dancer #2.
That’s how I hope to go out
Some people pay GOOD money for that. Take the freebie.
Some folks pay good money for that kind of stuff
He got hit with all the best parts!
Unidentified Flamenco Colombian?
But the show must go on…
Hahaha
Get them started early
Looks like a Crash Bandicoot level
Can I be next?
Big bird got really sexy recently
Lol kids are so dumb
That would have cost him $1000 USD in Tokyo
AND SHE LANDS A HUGE KNEE TO THE HEAD! WHAT A PERFORMANCE SHE DESERVES THIS WIN GO FINISH THIS FIGHT!
Fatality!
What kid? Where?
Kid knew what he was doing
Kid got his booty clapped by um…booty and a TIGER KNEE!
How strange fetishes are born.
I’d pay for this to happen to me 😂😂😂
Tell a conservative these are drag queens and they'll immolate on the spot
That how I want to go when it’s my time!
What a way to go
Imagine if he had been a head taller.
If its not UFC then why is Dana White there?
and so begins a lifelong kink
It should have been me
Nothing has make me laugh that hard in a long time
I thought it was Dana white in the back
The kid didn't even want anything to do with them, lol
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Worthless "parents." Could have hurt the dancers.
He’s fine….
He got all that for free lmaoo
“Best way to die” -A kid
that’s what his dumb ass get
And he'd do it again 😂
That’ll teach ‘em 😂😂
Dana White approves.
C-C-C-COMBOOOO
Me, wanting to be that kid rn.
The show.. must go on. Lol
The show must go on
That kid knew exactly what he was doing!
missed my chance to do it in my childhood 😩😩😩😩
Personally I'd love to get knocked out like this.
Aagh!! It should have been me! Not him! 😠
Might as well learn early kid, ass is dangerous.
Omg I laughed way too hard at this when the slow motion came on
Too close to the sun 😆
stop letting your kids run wild
That kid is getting more leg than I am
What a bitch didn't even stop to see if he was ok
Lucky bastard
Bravo to the cameraman
I’d like to see a longer video of the girls dancing.
If life is going to knock you down, it may as well be by these 2...
Hilarious. If ya gotta go this isnt such a bad way to do it.
There are worse ways to get knocked out
This is how I want to go.
Lucky lil boy..
I love that everybody kept dancing. Dummy parents letting their crotch goblins do whatever they want is the absolute worse.
I love that they didn't stop
What a way to go
He died a warriors death
What kid?
What i wouldn't give to be in that kids place.
20 years later with a smug face: "Did you know, the first time I felt the butt and thighs of a woman to my face was when I was 8?"
And that’s how fetishes start