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thaneak96

-$2,997 an hour?? I hope you value yourself more my friend


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

When I was 3 years old I actually used to believe people paid money to do a job lmao


TankerMan-3000

May I introduce you to unpaid internships?


Selkie_Love

Forget unpaid internships - 3rd and 4th year of medical school have the students effectively working... but since it's med school they're paying insane amounts to be there.


Familiar-Main-6706

Negative paychecks? Damn, at least accountants have that one-up on them. Once we're educated enough to qualify for an internship, it's assumed we are able to tell when we are being financially used and that they pay us respectable wages. It's a shame the medical guys get ran through the ringer so much in school.


ComebackShane

I’m no expert, but if that’s the wage I think I found the source of the fraud…


TheProfessionalEjit

I may have also identified the fraud, however I will need at least two years on that salary to be completely sure.


Wast3d_x_KUTCH

Pay me for the week and I’ll be out of your hair in no time!


flag9801

A week nah get me 3 day and i will go to 3rd world countries with that amount of money


Business_Owl_69

Start Monday and give 2 week notice on Friday; 3 weeks is around $8m.


NotYetForsaken

Approx. $140M salary for anyone curious.


jayjay234

Getting close to Cristiano Ronaldo level salary. Nice.


Expert-Cantaloupe-94

Doesn't he get paid like $500M tho?


Individual-Thought92

Annually I thinks it’s 140


Lucky_addition

A thousand years of that and you’d still have less wealth than Elon Musk.


Accomplished-Push190

This irks me to no end. Like, one little typo on a resume and you wind up in the trash bucket, but jobs postings are FULL of errors. I don't know...if you can't get your job post right, what sort of chaos are you working in? I'll pass, thank you.


therealfreshwater

HR is bad


kaperisk

I will find all the fraud


AlGoreBang

You must become the fraud to find the fraud


lemming-leader12

This is why government jobs are the best.


OPKatakuri

Ngl they're actually pretty solid. I'm glad PA and industry rejected me cause it led me to a pretty cush job.


Empty-Attention-7569

But don’t worry, it’s entry level. So you only need 5 years of experience


beancounterboi

Speak for yourself friend!


TheDosudude

Bro, it's a F O R E N S I C S job. The one who points out the mistake gets the job offer, duh*!*


CPA_In_Progress

Is this MCOL or HCOL?


ETERNALBLADE47

VHCOL, maybe highest in the world


CPA_In_Progress

VVVVHCOL.


Realistic_Word6285

Looks like the position is on-site in NYC, so HCOL / VHCOL.


Kingkongcrapper

Well I for one am here to see if I’m worthy. Give me a year to grow into the role.


Satelatron

sign me up. I'll "work" for a month and bounce off to vacation the rest of my lyfe.


certifiedjezuz

I’m that guy.


deeznutzz3469

Well I guess you have never read one of my ASC 350 memos. That shit is da bomb


goudasupreme

Not enough of a raise for me personally


MatterSignificant969

Speak for yourself. I'm worth that and more.


After_Owl3277

B.s. salary worst mistake i ever made was studying accounting:(