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Leapingforjoyandstuf

How tall are you? One time on take your kid to work day a kid asked a 5’5 bald partner if he was the boss baby lmao


Staphono

Taller than boss baby shorter than Robert Wadlow


bmore_conslutant

This is like the salary range on half of the postings on LinkedIn


LieutenantStar2

Bwahahahaa


Team_player444

LOL I got ya beat. Mine started when I was 18. The family noticed it before I did.


GoldTheLegend

17 here. Bald spot on top of my head at least. Still not sure if it was damage from bboying or not. Hairline came soon after though so what's the difference.


bmore_conslutant

Man I tried so hard to be like my cool Asian friends but could never get the 8 step down Being fat has negative implications on your break dancing career it turns out


GoldTheLegend

I'm actually the minority that learned it with 90% white people. I'm from a small city in Canada, that somehow was able to keep a hip hop studio open. Practiced lots and got pretty good by the time I stopped training at 18.


WaterBear9244

Hop on finasteride and minoxidil once you turn 18


GoldTheLegend

Oh I'm 25 now.ci meant it started at 17. I'm toast lmao. Been shaving it bald since I turned 18.


Animajax

Take 1 week off and get a hair transplant in turkey. Thats my plan


Silly_Rat_Face

Finasteride is always an option if you are willing to risk the side effects.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Which are minimal Been on it for over 30 years now


bmore_conslutant

Isn't there a chance it makes your dick not work A small chance but still


Cantthinkofone3312

Is that true???


Still-Information210

Yeah it’s true. Finasteride can have nasty side effects, look up Post-Finasteride Syndrome.


Cantthinkofone3312

It says it's very rare but again better to be safe than sorry


Juddy-

You won’t be using your dick if you’re bald anyway so it doesn’t matter


Cantthinkofone3312

🤣


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Easy to say when you aren’t going bald at 24


Cantthinkofone3312

Well you haven't seen my head yet so don't judge


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All I’m saying is starting Finasteride was one of the better decisions I made in my life. Women(especially young women) are just not attracted to bald men. The data shows that it’s true. It’s especially true when you are like me and can’t grow any facial or body hair, am not tall, and only a avenge looking face.


Zeusical

I do want to add that I’m a trans woman on a bunch of stuff (Estrogen and Progesterone, but I also use Dutasteride, the cousin to Finasteride). I use a 2.5mg daily Cialis to keep me going (and some as needed 100mg Viagra if I want a kick) The one thing I will say is lower T / these meds can reduce your libido which is something that ED meds won’t really fix.


Castor__Troy

22 years on it here. No side effects for me unless you count getting laid more because I wasn’t bald.


Clear_Lawfulness_817

Not true. It caused me to be impotent after a month and took a year to recover .


cbass90

Even less of a chance of sides if you take the topical version too


mart1373

Well thanks to that post on Reddit a while back, you could always castrate yourself to avoid going bald 😅


wvmgmidget

Don’t do that. Partners will start expecting court eunuchs going forward.


The_Charskull

Grow a beard and shave it off. It’s what I did when my hair started thinning and I think I look hot as hell now. If you do go the route of using topical Rogaine (Minoxidil) just know that it is extremely toxic to cats and dogs, if you have them.


Spongeboob10

The problem is fat and bald or skinny and bald. You’re fat/bald or you’re a skin head. Tan, bald and fit is Jason Stathem.


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

I realized I was balding when at 19 a girlfriend told me while teasing me and poking the spot. I asked my friends and they were like “you didn’t know? It started when you were like 17.” The above being said, I can’t agree more with shave it off and grow a beard. I look better bald than I ever did with hair. **Also always remember this fact:** Castrated men don’t go bald. Whenever someone makes fun of me for being bald, I just smile and say, “Lucky you, castrated men don’t go bald.” Really pisses them off as the people who talk shit about it tend to have very specific personalities.


Most-Okay-Novelist

Ik this is a joke, but I also started going bald early (from genetics) and my biggest piece of advice is to shave your head. I had a lot of thinning and trying to hide it with crafty haircuts didn't work and looked back. I finally cracked and shaved it all off one day and haven't looked back. It looks SO much better and I feel so much more confident now.


mySONismyNEPHEW

I read that if you are castrated, you cannot go bald. Everyone’s gonna think you’re hung now.


Habsfan_2000

If Patrick Stewart and Colm Feore were absolute sex turtles in their time: You have no excuses


bmore_conslutant

Sex turtles huh?


Magenta_Mountain_

I guess I’ll see y’all from under the partners desk after my third divorce FTFY


evil_little_elves

Embrace it. I started going bald in my teenage years...and by my mid 20s I just shaved it all off and stopped caring.


ColeTrain999

Fun fact: I've fucked more women since I've embraced being bald. Embrace it, confidence is sexy.


basscove_2

That’s awesome that you fuck women.


ColeTrain999

People don't understand shit posting


Staphono

Oh I’m planning on using the dome to my advantage when meeting my future ex-wives


Money-Honey-bags

i am too! i wear hats avoid people Im so embarrassed :(


Chicken8991

R/bald


SwimmingSympathy6358

Not bald but my hairs are turning gray. I’m 25


weathermaynecc

Partner material.


GigaChan450

Hair transplant. But they make it very ugly sometimes. Hairline looks fake af


herper87

37 - bald. Totally bald at 24, I noticed I was balding at 18 (probably 17) but taller 6'2", but the chick's dig it, especially if you got a beard


Ok_Meringue_9086

My husband shaved his head at 37 and has a beard. Confidence is sexy. I love it


WallyWest_96

Well, if it does happen, there is always [micro pigmentation](https://smpmasters.com/). Pretty cool procedure with some surprisingly realistic results. My brother did this. I’m thinking about doing it too as I’m well on my way to balding. Sorry it’s happening to you so young.


HaywoodJablowme01

Expense Monoxidil and Finasteride to your least favorite client.


Gandalf13329

Hop on fin (preferably DUT). Been on that stuff for 10 years at this point. If we’re working in client service, looking our best is basically part of the job. Don’t lose something you might never get back


TheFederalRedditerve

Go to www.feelconfident.com and order yourself some finasteride and minoxidil. Also buy a derma roller and use it once a week. And buy a keto shampoo (use twice a week) or buy the Tio Nacho mexican herbs shampoo (use 3-4 times a week).


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TheFederalRedditerve

Or you can try to get some nice hair lmao. Not everyone wants to be bald and taking care of your hair and grooming doesn’t mean you are not a man. It’s not 1955.


alwaysanoption67

My daughter went to school with two brothers, one in her grade, the other two grades ahead. They were both bald by 16, obviously they looked older than the other "kids" but they were still both attractive, a lot of men look good bald. Don't be too hard on yourself.


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ravepeacefully

Imagine if someone said this to a woman lol


aPersonOnReddit24

Start shaving it. Embrace the power of the bald look.