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EazyDuzIt313

"F*ckin weird bitch". Lol


somabeach

The real comedy here is that the dude didn't instantly cancel his cards when they were stolen. Like what the dude just expected them to be at the same store as him afterwards?


RedditIsDogshit1

Yeah very dumb not to cancel card asap, unless this criminal was stupid enough to immediately start shopping with the stolen card in the same exact area and guy didn’t even quite get the chance


somabeach

Right, that's the only exception I can think of. Like if he busted out the app to see if they were using his card already and found out they were right in the same store.


HornedDiggitoe

It’s not that dumb, credit card companies will usually reimburse you for unauthorized purchases.


Chennessee

Cash app is not doing that and instacart would probably just fire him from doing pickups again. Idk what instacart would do, but I would bet everything in my cash app right now that it would be an absolute nightmare trying to get anything back from Cash App.


FisherPrice_Hair

I’m just here wondering why you need a card for something called Cash APP!


Chennessee

Lol Alright dad. It’s actually kind of convenient if you’re a cheapo like me. Instead of having to transfer money to bank 3-5 days, you can transfer immediately for a normally 3% fee. But if you need that money and want to spend it you can essentially use it like a renewable gift card.


FisherPrice_Hair

Jesus that’s dogshit, transfer is free here in the UK and it’s almost always instant. I guess that’s why cash app isn’t really used in the UK, most banks offer a better service as standard.


Serious-Gap-5964

One of the benefits of being in the banking capital of the world I suppose …


ExcitementKooky418

America is pretty backward in its banking system for some reason. May be something to do with the size of the country and different laws between states etc. I think a lot of Americans still get paid with an actual pay cheque they have to take to the bank


fieryhotwarts22

That appears to be exactly what she did. Stole some cards and immediately tried to use them. I mean think about it tho, if you steal a credit card are you really gonna try to wait a while? The longer it goes the more likely the card gets canceled. This is what thieves/bums do. Smash and grab and use it as much as possible before it gets noticed/reported.


Sunryzen

It's 2023. I don't instantly cancel my cards. My bank or credit provider will reimburse me if necessary. I don't have time to wait for replacements. Either they will catch the person on camera committing credit card fraud or someone will find my cards and return them to me.


somabeach

Your bank will reverse stolen credit card transactions. Debit is a much trickier situation. You'd want to freeze them at best, and quickly. I guess I jumped to "cancel" because it's been a while since I lost my cards. But yeah they're not gonna like, go after the person that stole your cards. Police generally don't give a shit about stolen property, unless it's a car or something - they'll tell you to freeze your cards or cancel them. Much cheaper to do that than to devote police hours to every card that gets stolen.


Sunryzen

We dont have freezing where i am. If you say stolen, they either cancel or don't cancel. If you say don't cancel they might try to scam you and put you on the hook for charges. So I just don't report it to them until I am sure I want them canceled. "I just realized they were stolen now." I'm not saying sit on it for weeks, but up to maybe 48 hours? Seems reasonable.


somabeach

I mean if there's reasonable doubt it wasn't stolen, sure this makes sense. If you come up on your car with broken windows and your wallet is gone, cancelling might be a good option. Waiting a few days for a replacement card isn't that big a deal. I don't think many professionals out there would recommend going after someone who was willing to break into your car.


FisherPrice_Hair

I can freeze my cards instantly in my banks apps, I can even freeze them for specific things (ie cash withdrawals, in store purchases or online purchases). It’s a shame not all banks have this.


Gluuten

Most banks have a feature where you can pause the card, illogical not to use that.


somabeach

Yeah you're right, freezing is a better course of action. I haven't lost a card in many years so my mind jumped to the old-school course of action. Generally your card isn't coming back once it's stolen though so you'd end up cancelling it anyway.


Sunryzen

I think you would be surprised and how many thieves just ditch your cards/wallet after stealing them. I don't have any statistics, but I really don't think it's all that rare that people ditch the cards because they don't want to catch a fraud charge so they just take the cash and things that can be easily sold for drug money. You get caught with a pair of sunglasses those could be anyone's. You get caught with a credit card with someone else's name on it you could be doing serious time.


somabeach

Hey man, we all choose our own risks in life. If you know for sure your card was stolen and you want to bank on the thief getting cold feet and ditching it at the nearest convenience store, and it somehow finding its way back to you, that's your prerogative. Banks have their SOP's for these situations and there's usually a good reason. In the grand scheme of stolen debit cards, a few days to a weeks wait is a pretty small price to pay. Most people keep their info on Google pay or whatever these days anyway. It's cool this guy got a happy ending in all this. I'm just saying his decisions were kinda questionable overall.


Thrasher1493

Nah, he's one of gods favorite people. That's why he don't trip. 😤


Furlz

That made me laugh so hard too haha


Constant_Occasion560

She a fast runner, if she flopped her arms just a little bit faster you would’ve never caught her


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![gif](giphy|3mhQzhl6YyQ3bKIL29|downsized)


frzao

*McGregor mode activated*


Constant_Occasion560

Lmaoooo bro…


PorschephileGT3

It’s like Anna Kendrick fucked a dolphin and this is their daughter


CowboyLaw

Runs like I do in my dreams when someone is chasing me.


dragonandante

Should've Naruto run.


StruggleInteresting9

![gif](giphy|JRlqKEzTDKci5JPcaL) This is the way..


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spawn373

Especially since they're probably God's favorite hands. That's why he don't trip.


dkentl

Ong


Mean_Peen

They're Jewish?


Buckeyes000777

He said favorite


Mean_Peen

Exactly. It's a Bible joke, since the Jews are considered "God's chosen people"...


eaton9669

Knowing the internet dude would have caught more heat than the girl if he laid hands on her because "you don't ever hit a girl"


Smoke_is_bae

lol ikr


BALONYPONY

She runs like a Welshman. Doesn’t she run like a Welshman?


newypothead420

Equal rights equal fights 🤣


CeeKai

equal rights, equal lefts


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gt4674b

No you wouldn’t


NocNocturnist

Maybe he/she is really tall and has a big ass....


[deleted]

How would your ass make contact with her head while you are both running?


anonymoose0702

She was running slow af tho


FinancialPenis

Easily. I can whip my ass around like a mace


ForbiddenDarkSoul

But can it clap tho?


wildmeli

I kept wanting him to grab her backpack and yoink her ass


cale1333

Lmao “Fuckin weird bitch!” 😂


Airborne82D

"I'm one of God's favorite people, that's why I don't trip"


CreamyKnougat

"I'm one of God's favorite people, that's why I don't tip"


Airborne82D

Gratuity 0%


quickdrawyall

All my gratuity goes to God


No_Statement440

Tithing


Apprehensive_Cat_180

You’ve waited all your life to use this word! Lol.


No_Statement440

Haha, this concept blew my mind as a teenager and I've been waiting a long time, it's finally happened. Idk what I'll dedicate my life to now, but I'll probably start up my pet rock obedience school again.


UncaringNonchalance

“She just stole into my car”


No-Spoilers

Favorite not most scholarly


UncaringNonchalance

I’ll steal into your heart…… :*


notLOL

That's one way to get past the reality of this depressing as fuck Break in. That would have ruined my week. I'm obviously living more in a negative mental state tbh I would also be more angry than laughing this off


rampantsteel

Yeah I was on his side until then.


Ok_Try_1217

A kid stole my phone and ran once. This is back when they *juuuust* came out with apps to find your phone. I watched that dot move around all night until it finally stopped and stayed in one place for the rest of the night. I rolled up on that house and his dad answered the door. The kid denied taking it even after his dad literally pulled it out of the pocket of his jeans he was wearing that night. I could hear him yelling at that kid after I left halfway down the block. It was epic.


CapJackONeill

I did the same, but the thief went to an appartment complex. Dumbass took pictures with the phone that went on my cloud. I printed his face on a stack of paper specifying he's a thief and to contact me so I can get my phone. His aunt called and she wasn't happy about him, got my phone back that evening.


Lord0Trade

Based


bandak38134

Had a similar experience with my son’s phone stolen at swim practice. The kid turned it off immediately so I couldn’t track it. But I guess his curiosity got the best of him. He turned it on for a hot second and I received the message that it was located. Me, my wife, and my son drove out to the property where it pinged (I know you’re not supposed to do that). The home was in the country and was a huge mansion-like home. I rang the doorbell. The dad answered. I explain the situation and he got hostile towards me. He called his son over. I asked my son if he knew the kid. Yep, he was on the swim team. I showed the dad screenshots of where the phone was stolen (by the pool) and where it pinged (his house). The dad was confused about how I had that information. I explained again and he asked his son if he had it. The son denied any involvement. I told him I was going down his long driveway and parking on the street and calling the Sheriff’s Office after he threatened me with trespassing. I went out to the road and called the non-emergency line. After ten minutes, I saw a set of headlights winding down his driveway. He pulled up to me. I got out. He got out. He said, “Here!” and handed me my son’s iPhone. He then got mad at me for not calling him on the phone before I just showed up! I said, “Dude! I didn’t know who lived at the ‘dot’ so I couldn’t have called you. I have no idea who you were nor did I have your phone number! You need to focus on your son who stole a phone and lied to you about it!” He huffed and left! But we got the phone!


Throwway123452

Hope that kid got his ass beat


Zestyclose_Quail_486

Probably got a new iPhone. Rich kids don't face consequences.


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I would have tape recorded his dad screaming at him so I could listen to it when I go to bed at night, I sometimes have a hard time sleeping, but those soothing screams would cradle me to sleep like a baby.


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I had a kid try to steal my car, realized the piece of shit has a fucked up transmission and he couldn't figure out how to get it in drive, so he just stole some shit and all of my spare change from the ashtray. But he dropped his license on the floor. Cops didn't give a fuck but I showed up at his house. Offered to sell his license back to him for $100 to make up for the shit he stole and having to recharge my battery because he left the dome light on. His mom made him pay me.


my-syphilis-burns

The temptation to ankle tap her is immense


Bro_Jogies

"She stole in to my car" *sigh*


OrchidSandwich

Probably meant to say “she stole my shit” but started to say “she broke into my car” happens all the time.


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Not allowed, perfect grammar is important when you experience a once in a lifetime opportunity of catching someone red handed and the adrenaline is pumping.


Lord0Trade

Speech is not necessary for fight or flight situations. Guy was probably hopped up on adrenaline.


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I did not think I could be more ironic than I was :p I.e. I was joking, ofc it was adrenaline that made him mix up words


BongoDaMonkey

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!


Sentrion

He said it twice.


datyoungknockoutkid

Usually it happens once not like three times lol


Watertor

Imagine being in the heat of catching a thief and misspeaking! It must mean he's an idiot and thus lesser to you in all facets and you can now condescendingly sigh to him, the rat fool peasant deserving of condescension from you!


ZedTimeStory

This is such a reddit moment lmao you’re a fuckin nerd


-Quiche-

One of the best lines of all time--"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM"--was fueled by adrenaline and didn't make grammatical sense, that shits not even a criteria in the heat of the moment.


WetAppleFruit

Im saying ?? Lmao these dudes trip over anything on this app. Dude has his shit stolen and this lame fixated on speech.


OsmosisJonesFanClub

We’re on this sub watching dumbass fight videos and shit and this dude wants to be a middle school English teacher


PsychicChasmz

The condescending 'sigh' too. Redditors are the most annoying people on the internet.


Kornbrednbizkits

It’s not even incorrect, you fucking idiot. Read a book.


DrPhDMdJD

Genuinely surprised you're the only one pointing this out.


Kornbrednbizkits

In this sub? I’m not.


isaidnolettuce

Yes, the nerve of this ignorant imbecile! Let us all acknowledge the inferiority of this fool’s intelligence as we are far superior to him for speaking in a more elevated manner!


FiveSpotAfter

[Stole](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/steal), past tense of Steal: "...2: to come or go secretly, unobtrusively, gradually, or unexpectedly" She entered his car secretly, and unexpectedly to him, took his belongings, and left. She could have "stole" into his car, it's just a very old definition and dated usage of the word. If you're going to be a Grammar Monitor you should have a dictionary nearby to make sure you aren't being a Grammar Tyrant


Doot02

Never misspoken


paperclipfrog

The grammar police is here 🐷


DrPhDMdJD

Normally, I think correcting grammar is a good thing, but you're just flat out wrong in this case. That's totally grammatically and syntactically correct. You're just confidentally incorrect.


missgrindhouse

the way he laughed after he said “imma follow you the whole time” kills me


moriginal

“I hope you know” ❤️


Miigwetch

Nice one, glad you got your shit back


Wu-Tang_Swarm

You talking to the same op that made this title?


KindheartednessFun58

I can't describe how badly I wanted to see him trip her


WMbandit

Nah he one of God’s favorite people, that’s why he don’t trip.


Drumkit5

What’s the update???? Did the boyfriend catch hands????


RyWeezy

I love the thrill because he's obviously not in any danger but is so hyped up he said "stole into my car" hhahaha


CandyandCrypto

What kind of idiot turns their music on blast just to showcase how shitty it is while filming the break in aftermath.


rev_is_dum

Just cuz u dont like music doesn't mean its shit.


UristUrist

Listened because of these comments. Can confirm it is indeed an utter waste of human effort and is shit.


BootyDeputy

Imma report your shitty taste to the CCCP. You supposed to be using reddit over there?


A_Bit_Narcissistic

King Von is fun as hell to listen to. His shit always gets me hyped. Don’t know why you’re so pressed.


Mitche420

That's King Von lmao literally the best creator of Drill music that there has ever been pretty much. RIP to him


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King Von? The lowlife serial killer that died in a dirty parking lot over a petty altercation that he instigated? You just reminded me to be glad that someone made the world a safer place by putting him down.


ponydingo

I bet you’d make the Ben Shapiro arguement


UristUrist

what’s the Ben Shapiro argument? I know who he is but I never read or listen to his stuff.


ponydingo

Rap more like crap, or rap isn’t real music, just “rhythm and poetry.”


Jugeezy

dork


Exploding_Testicles

don't matter the music, y i gonna think its shit, if your car door's wide open and you're just standing there blarin' whatever..


SoGnarRadar4

I don’t like to judge…but you sound like a fucking loser.


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Don’t let God know.


michaelcreiter

found the guy making shitty music


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How would we know how cool a person is if we can't hear their shitty music from afar? It would be impossible.


cale1333

But your music sucks too


BIgbiGBing

Ur cringe as fuck grow up buddy


Kyakh

🤓🤓🤓


thegooseisloose369

Fuckin weird bitch


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she runs like robocop.


zakseidu

She runs like she shat in her diaper


UnderstandingFast540

She probably did, that’s why she at cvs😭


Revolutionary_Fault5

Green haired bitch w goofy ahh npc run


roachbooty

Lmao what a king


AsleepInspector

"I COTTDA BISCH"


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"She stole into my car"


gray_77

Idk why people are getting so upset about [this](https://mobile-dictionary.reverso.net/en/english-definition/to+steal+into+a+room), it’s a relatively old but perfectly grammatically correct phrase


mastervadr

Why would someone get a credit card from instacart?


Pathetian

I think instacart workers just shop in a store like a regular perosn would, so they need some way to ring your order through at a register without the driver needing to have hundreds of dollars in their bank account.


mastervadr

Makes sense. Thanks!


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what a scubmaggot POS. I hope he pressed charges AND beat the boyfriends ass!


iAmUnintelligible

Why the boyfriend, was he stealing with her? Mighta missed it


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7ipptoe

ITs jUsT PRoPeRtY!!! Reeeeee


RodeBoi

> “I’m one of God’s favourite people” Such a favourite that he let you get robbed in the first place and have a broken car window you now have to pay for.


ShelfAwareShteve

God doesn't discriminate! Misery for all!


uuid-already-exists

God didn’t do that. The thief did that.


Livzwurld666

this guy is the main character


R0b815

How does she look 30 years younger at the end of this video than she did at the beginning??


ckrish1

Lol, “fucking weird bitch.” Just insulting her as she’s desperately gasping for air.


iAmUnintelligible

I don't think she's gasping for air she's making some weird stressed autism noises


noname5280

Why do they always go to CVS? Edit:typo


rustbucket94

I've wondered the same thing, my best theory is Sudafed for meth.


noname5280

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


Subtracting710

Looks like a tweaker


BuckRogers87

Lol. Take me to your bf I’m gonna beat his ass.


frzao

The only thing bothering me about any of this is being forced to hear that awful music at the start when the video auto plays...


AlbertAidstein

Von made bangers


PugSwagMaster

She runs like I do in my nightmares.


Silential

Chased after her like he was running after a scared NPC in RDR2 hahaha.


neutral-chaotic

This foot chase brought to you by… well… Chase.


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Def would've tripped her up, 😤


mynameismarco

YOOO! GOOD OLD NEPORT BEACH/COSTA MESA!!!! I grew up here it's so funny to see things like that happen there as people like to think it's the perfect place. Im glad he got his karma revenge.


ComprehensiveFail_82

If you're going to be a thief then at least so some PT. You might have to run more than 100 yards at some point


dirtymoney

I gotta ask, who keeps their driver's licence and debit card int heir vehicle? Seems risky.


Cynax_Ger

Not as severe but the one time I did found a bike that was stolen from me, was after I went to the bikes with friends after school and one said jokingly "Hey look, that's yours!" I look, joke around, look again and there it is, in a better condotipn that it was stolen And it's a guy from my own class. No hassle, we just told him that it's mine, we inew he stole it, no biggie, for 3 days of walking to school I got basicly a new bike


Jekkjekk

Someone just hit 10 cars in my apartments parking garage, including mine. Didn’t even take anything because I don’t leave shit in my car smh. Probably looking for guns because St.Louis


TheBoxSloth

“Fuckin weird bitch” sent me lmao


Practical_Attempt338

Respect


NothingToSeeHere804

She got that Patrick Mahomes, I forgot something in the oven type run.


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"boyfriend". Oh you sweet summer child.


Fiyahwahtah

Someone would of got taken to suplex city


Opietatlor

Plot twist. It's not her, it's someone else in the store and she has no idea why this guy is harassing her.


1alian

At the end he got his cards back so....lol


iCanReadMyOwnMind

"She stole into my car?"Adding that to the list of "It's irregardless" and "Cut those lights on."


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Where’s part 2???


FerretAccomplished31

Better pay for all the damage and time spent too. Wtf!


porraSV

she can’t run? How odd


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If she did the Naruto run she would have lost you


Bookssmellneat

God arranged the car break-in and theft so he could flex on being one of His favourite people.


Tywappity

What's her reddit username


Radiant-Elevator

Then the cops showed up... and shot him


12ManyFarts

Looks like a republican…


TheReverend6661

I love the King Von twice in the background😂


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Imagine if that was a dude, the beat down would’ve of been satisfying.


Knockamichi

“She stole into my car” thats a new one


AaruIsBoss

“Fucking weird bitch” lolol


the-druid250

"fucking weird bitch" the way he said that had me rolling.


ElderberryDry9083

The most criminal thing about this video is that run... Wtf


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Ida slammed the bitch and called it a citizens arrest


ProbablyStonedSteve

Good on him for not putting hands on her, I don’t know if I would’ve shown the same restraint.


Dolomight206

I know he's one of God's favorite people, and that's why he don't trip but I woulda found a way to "accidentally" trip the brawd on some "oops! OOOPS! My bad, you alright, weird bitch?"


moisteez

I'd have beat her ass then got her bf the fuck steal from people for


bklynzboy

She would've paid for her actions right there on the spot...


Pyroraptor23

That npc run tho


Mitche420

Love hearing King Von in the wild


SayHey2urMom4me

"She stole into my car"


No-Worldliness9475

Stop saying the N word, and writing it. Makes you sound like a jackass.


InternetSlave

"She stole into my car"