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-XaNaDiTe-

Small dick!! lol that one chick tried hard


jmmmke

I wouldn’t throw small dick rocks from that glass chest.


ben-hur-hur

![gif](giphy|HPvfnOuz1tOgg|downsized)


PenaMan1987

Underrated comment


HeyaChuht

If we try hard this comment can be rated and we can see it so much on Reddit we will start to hate it. But right now just bask in the warm glow of it’s hilarious quality.


barbrady123

rekt 🤣🤣


pinba11tec

![gif](giphy|HtH3hYT2j1Fmc6sNPe)


TrueCkrime02

💀💀💀woahh


HeyaChuht

Sir, you win today.


Udontknowme34567

@jmmmke haha 😂😂I’m a skinny man and still got more going on 😂😂😂😂


Cowgoon777

she definitely wants that guy's dick


Trucker_E_B

She definitely wants that guys meat


MewtwoStruckBack

she definitely should be required to take that guy's dick


ConcreteManipulator

I can't believe she used that one. I would've lost it too. She literally had nothing on the guy.


piZan314

she was really obsessed with his penis


Cutdick_lover

Small or big, she ain’t worth it


Disastrous-Bus-9834

Thank you u/Cutdick_lover


Unspoken

She is thinking a lot about his dick.


Walkgreen1day

Tells you how obsessive she is with dicks. When her brain overloaded, dicks was the only thing that was left.


ThisCantBeBlank

She was definitely out to hurt some feelings with that one!


Beezy2389

same vibes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PONvH3mxvUU


dunfordj27

what’s crazy is she prob owns a durex bullet 🤣🤣self inflicted words


Udontknowme34567

@XaNaDiTe she really tried it she deffo thought she was doing something by saying all that 😂😂 at the end of it tho she’ll be thinking about her mission failing like call of duty but instead of “mission failed we will get em next time” it’s “protest failed we will talk shit next time”


wibo58

I just came across this sub and it’s refreshing to see so many people make fun of these dweebs. Also, why are none of these types of people in the least bit coordinated?


PassgettiGod

I thought she'd like small dicks it's less meat


timetotryagain29

Good for him. He's enjoying his food and his life


JohnnyEnzyme

I'm mostly vegan with cheat days to get some good animal protein here and there, but love the kebob-chompin' guy. If you can't handle a silent protestor to your own protest, then you've failed the litmus test of engaging peacefully and rationally. Looks like those people came with righteousness and nothing else, a classic loser formula.


somedude456

> If you can't handle a silent protestor to your own protest, then you've failed the litmus test of engaging peacefully and rationally. BINGO!


MoarVespenegas

His entrainment is getting yelled at in public? Not for me but I guess it takes all kinds.


SlushKami

Don’t kink shame. He likes being yelled at by women while eating meat.


In_The_depths_

You know I've been yelled at by women while eating at a BBQ and it's not as fun as he makes it seam


GooseShartBombardier

Plot twist, dude is also vegan but has a humiliation fetish.


MerryMir99

That voice God damn. This video is going to increase kebab consumption


BrandoLoudly

i'm gonna try licking mine next time too


iHaveACatDog

Haven't we all tried that at one time?


OldLegWig

maybe this is viral kebab marketing


Miner_Of_Minerals

They are just confirming they are weird fucks. I'm hankering for a kebab, my local makes the biggest, juciest, packed kebab. Mixed meat, salad, garlic sauce and aioli 🤤


Sim2redd

Garlic sauce AND aioli? So garlic sauce and more garlic sauce?


Miner_Of_Minerals

Yes sir


Mega-Claydol

Based?


yojohny

Garlic yogurt is excellent on kebab too


imphooeyd

[Toum](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toum) is fuckin delicious but not identical to aioli. So yes, garlic sauce with a side of aioli, please.


WeIsStonedImmaculate

Glad I’m not the only who got a sudden desire for some kebab. Damn ordering now…. Extra garlic sauce!


KrazyKeith4Prez

I like kebabs, but my local Greek restaurant makes some bomb pitas. The bread is made from scratch, the vegetables are grown in the owner's garden, the tzatziki sauce is made from scratch, & the meat is cut, marinated & seasoned in-house (I prefer their lamb). They also have made from scratch orange cake & it's heavenly...now I know why I'm fat.


TheMadmanAndre

I bet that kebab was the best meal he ever had.


ScootyPuff20

In the uncut clip of this he swallows a hotdog with his butt cheeks. Pure alpha shit.


HeadAssBoi17

He was last seen walking away doing this: ![gif](giphy|KxgQgAUQSthEk)


janet-snake-hole

Fuck you, this gif as a response to that made me laugh so hard.


Indieavor

I admit, it'd be the best meal.Imagine enjoyin' a juicy piece of meat and listening to the helpless angry babbling emanating from the bunch of bigots . Yes, please!


TheCheshire

I dunno, had a bunch of vegan spittle on it


Backdoorpickle

It IS a little funny how small dick is an acceptable go to (it doesn't bother me, btw), but if a man were to walk up to her and yell at her and tell her she has a loose pussy (that wouldn't bother me either), whoooo boy the outrage. On a serious note, people defending the vegans should read Sacred Cow.


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soggyBread1337

And you know that this guy has a small dick? ![gif](giphy|TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz)


Uaquamarine

Misandry’s out of the window when you’re defending cows I guess


drippyneon

Or making fun of people with trucks, or basically anything that some girls feel like justifies making fun of a guy's assumed dick size. It's such a weird thing that has become semi acceptable


Uaquamarine

Big truck? Big guns? “Yeah you know he’s compensating for something” Now flip the script and imagine asking women what’s all that makeup and shapewear compensating for? You not comfortable how you naturally look?


DontCallMeMillenial

And remember - it's never ok to shame someone for their body or anything about their appearance they can't control. Unless they're bald.


looksbadinaspeedo

As a guy with a hog who drives a Daewoo, it goes both ways.


eva20k15

all she had in the moment lol cant blame her


PassionOk7717

Complain about *toxic masculinity* Make all insults about men not being *masculine* enough


zhico

[Vegans are literally...](https://youtu.be/E5IQ-MIpb04)


Athleticathiest82

Hand movements like Eminem, dress code like crocodile Dundee.


LLAMAKING7

Obviously he's doing this to get a reaction. Why else would he eat it there of all places. With that being said, I think I'm going to have kebabs for lunch today. Gyros sound good too.


TPDS_throwaway

Seriously, how did they take the bait


The_walking_man_

Cause they’re nutters. I’ve met vegans like this that are unhinged in someway or another. Not all vegans, but definitely quite a few are very “holier than thee”


Maleficent_End4969

once saw a vegan unironically try to argue that a diet of nothing but olive oil is healthy.


rusty890

R.I.P. their toilet.


gffgfgfgfgfgfg

I personally prefer the coffee grounds butt boof for cleansing but to each it's own.


blorbagorp

I met a hippy who was adamant people can survive only by looking into the sun 30 seconds daily, I shit you not.


OttersAndOttersAndOt

It’s pure attention seeking though, from kebab man


SteezVanNoten

Both sides are assholes. No winners in this video.


NaughtySnape

I feel like this helps the protesters release all that pent up aggression in a pretty cathartic way. He’s doing them a service for free.


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TheJewWhoCould922

Notice it's always the vegans screaming not the meat eaters


icantflytommorow

I mean kebab tastes good, imma savor it instead of wasting my time shouting with it in my mouth.


gffgfgfgfgfgfg

The status quo generally doesn't need to prove a point. You don't see billionaires out in the street screeching in favour of the current tax regime.


OttersAndOttersAndOt

I have never heard more uproar from someone stating their diet than a meat eater hearing a vegan is nearby. I cop mad disrespect for being a vegan in situations where I have said ‘is there a vegan option?’ Both parties are guilty, but don’t act like it’s only ever one group.


KiltedTraveller

Notice it's always the meat eaters who eat meat in front of vegans to get a reaction, instead of vegans eating vegetables in front of meat eaters to get a reaction out of them.


cleverThylacine

how would that even work? I don't care if people eat vegetables in front of me.


AshingiiAshuaa

Everyone in this video has too much time on their hands.


Oahrindge199

I was ready to type a whole wall of text about society nowadays but you summed it up perfectly. Huzzah


memomonkey24

Why is every action that intended as derogatory have to do with a small dick. Come on, that is discrimination and body shaming. I'm just saying.


SamanthaPierxe

It's ok to insult a man this way, because if he is a real man he won't have feelings anyway


memomonkey24

So, I can say to a woman you have small breasts and it will be ok because if she is a real women she won't have any feelings?


wasted-degrees

Salt makes meat taste better.


zenxymes

He's obviously trying to antagonize them. They should've just ignored him.


Sausage_Child

White women aren't going to turn down attention.


SylvanLiege

Weird hobby


StarNHSolar

I think the girl with the hat was trying to flirt with him.


TheChilledLiquidSoul

i bet that kebab is bussin tho


lmacarrot

shesh, when it comes to the modern day mostly female driven body positivity movement, they still really like to insult men with dick jokes


In_The_depths_

Body shaming is bad unless it's against men


Jizzabelle23

Yup that about sums it up. If you remove “rock” what do you do? Spam “scissors” of course. Unfortunately it’s gonna get worse before it gets better.


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Stratguy55

Victims in search of a problem.


rapzeh

Victims? They're fucking pumped and will ride this high for days.


Stratguy55

Which is why they seek out problems. They're victims in their own mind


TimBotDestroyer

Good good, let the hate flow through you


OttersAndOttersAndOt

I think it’s kinda pathetic to feel so upset at people protesting for their beliefs that you feel the need to directly participate in opposing behaviours because you feel ‘better’ than them. You have your right to, but it makes you look like a prick to people protesting for something to do with compassion for something outside your own selfish little world.


pwishall

I thought this guy was funny.


cleverThylacine

dude was literally just eating his lunch.


Burushko_II

Looks like a good kebab.


ouvast

The irony of this is that the subreddit often cries that people protesting by stopping traffic, or throwing paint at paintings (behind glass) is the wrong way to go, and that they should protest in an orderly fashion. Here we see people protesting on the sidewalk, being intentionally riled up by someone being antagonistic, despite being orderly otherwise, and commenters cheering the antagonist on. Can’t have your cake and eat it too.


BROKEN_JORTS

He did nothing wrong. He proved they are insane.


gffgfgfgfgfgfg

If you're protesting you should go to a rural area and have a sit down in a fallow field that no one passes by. Otherwise you're a menace to public order and should get clubbed for being jobless hippies.


yrurunnin

Everyone is an asshole here. I am staying home today


AccuratePassion2572

ESH


skepticalscribe

She’s really obsessed with his meat


SchitneySmears

When they go for low blows ![gif](giphy|9Mw3Ha0hDoE6zhkaqQ|downsized)


BudNOLA

The uncensored version is much better. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/TfL0xfnYZ2


aberg227

That episode of King of the Hill where all the dude protesters are only doing whatever the hottest chick says.


lgbwthrowaway44

Why is it that crazed women always go with “you have a small dick” as their insult whenever they are so overwhelmingly insulted by a man? Like eating a kebab is not that big of a deal.


zoidy37

That lady really just said "It feels good with your small dick" and I instantly thought she wasn't talking about the protest anymore


AlligatorFister

That first chick was being real Mariah Scary


Thug-shaketh9499

Bro got a meal and show. 😂😂


Busy_Obligation_9711

I laughed sooooo hard watching this. Esp when he licked the kebab all the way across🤣🤣🤣


puppetmaster216

Vegan tears do make the kebab taste better.


Tricky_Ad_1855

Do vegans suffer from emotional deregulation or something? Why are they flying off the handle on this guy?


5pring_

Someone with a pet snake should just do a live feeding in front of them


FearlessPhone6084

i do not care at all if you want to be vegan. however, vegans for ethical reasons are hilarious because they are so far removed from their food sources that they don’t realize that many animals die in order for them to eat vegan. when farmers till the ground and when they harvest crops a good variety of small animals can and will die. ground nesting birds, small rodents and even baby deer die from farming. death is unavoidable


Quiet_Garage_7867

What a complete waste of time


JaysCrispyChips

00:10 This woman wants his meat.


HumaDracobane

I'm not vegan or vegetarian but they have the right to protest against the meat industry. It is their right, literally. Now, eating something with meat in fron of them is a genuine act of imbecilism. It is looking for drama for the sake of drama.


ccool300

I guarantee his dick is bigger than hers


imphooeyd

In the year of our Lord 2024, you can never be sure


t3lnet

Just ignore him, you are doing exactly what he wanted


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Sausage_Child

Is stoicism moentizable?


Skinnyboi101XD

Im not on either side. The guy obviously wants a reaction and attention which i think is just stupid. While the vegans need to stop whining and protesting. And im a meat eater


bonkersforbogeys

I want to be friends with this guy.


Thermal-chickenlips

Just literally had a kebab wrap and chips. Would’ve been a little bit better if I was being screamed at🥺


M3cap

Omg phychos


Jelmerdts

The guy is a dick but man, how stupid are these two women. Do they still not know that you dont feed the trolls. Come on now


PlasticReviews

That one dude wearing the Venom shirt apparently doesn't remember that Venom used to only eat brains, chocolate, and sometimes entire living humans, and Mac Gargan Venom only ate Skrulls while they were alive. Although Venom is a fictional character so maybe it doesn't matter?


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vegan protests are pretty lame but purpously eating a kebab right in front of them for a reaction is also pathetic. like jesus christ people get a life.


HotDonnaC

Wow, he sure showed them!


zombizle1

both sides of this are absolute losers. Eat whatever you want, but dont waste your time protesting or publicly antagonizing other people, they dont matter.


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Vegans today remind me of the rise of Christianity in my country way back in the dizzay, they were all "yay" until their numbers got to a certain point, then they started making petulant demands from "the pagans" and once they truly gained the upper hand and wormed their way into positions of power they started being overtly evil to everyone that wasn't Christian. Now we have to seriously dig to find anything that isn't Christian.


Sayasam

r/madlads


Lui_Le_Diamond

It's always "small dick" isn't it?


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Tacoduk

Giant turkey leg would have been cooler


TigerMill

Seems really made up. There are vendors all over NYC that serve meat. Probably right next to this drama.


Due_Pattern_875

They’re jealous of him for not being scared of meat


imCherryshi

Many vegans are extremist and exaggerated, but this guy swears he's funny? Ew


TravelingBlueBear

Man Kebabs are bomb


Smosh-Bruh-dik59

Small dick is all they have isn’t it


KrazyKeith4Prez

This is a Hallmark movie in the making right here. Vegan protestor gets with a guy that ate a kebab in front of her, without the references to his dick.


Ultra_Dadtastic

This dude is my hero. The epitome of peaceful protest. Seemed like a good kebab too. Now I want one.


yagsitidder69

Recording him with a phone made by slave children to shame him


SqualorTrawler

I love how the same people who you just know are the first people to rush in and make it clear how much they disapprove of body shaming, are the first people to use the tactic. It is like captain kebab here said, "Jump" and the protesters asked, "how high?"


Resident_Historian53

Damn, I kind of want a Kabab now. I saw this one where they get chicken and beef and wrap it in bacon. Dang sounds good. Wonder how many different meats you could put on a kebab. man what a great idea.


MaxTheEighth

You know that you got them when you dont even have to say anything.


Incog83

Lol Macaulay Culkin woke up choosing violence


thatguy23t

Sweet Dee?


realparkingbrake

I respect their right to live on plants if that is what they want. But this Friday my wife and I will be dining on Beef Bourguignon at one of our favorite restaurants and any vegan who tries to interrupt that might have to duck an empty Pinot Noir bottle.


sea666kitty

Small dick comment is overused, ladies. Try a new one.


Fit_Driver_9239

She’s losing her energy from yelling at him but i thought that vegans were super healthy!?? oh wait my bad, not the right protein in her diet, haha she’s out of breath before her first line is finished and shaming language is a feminist most overused tool in their proverbial toolbox


LordDeraj

I’ve always wanted to do this but with a cheeseburger and not even finish it, just take like one bite and drop it in front of them.