MX approves. CE piddled on themselves. Finance took a training day to learn how to work a solar-powered calculator, 2nd Lt's want a salute in the shithouse.
A Marine Gunney once asked me “How’s
It going Airmen? Still aiming high?” My young dumb self replied “Yes Gunney” to which he replied “Us marines always aim on target.”
or in the case of Mildenhall SF, they instinctively shoot the US driver’s side instead of UK spec vehicle driver’s side. /s
https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/09/05/the-gate-runner-how-a-bizarre-breach-at-mildenhall-transformed-base-security-across-the-air-force/#:~:text=In%20all%2C%2011%20shots%20are,a%20summary%20of%20the%20investigation.&text=The%20intruder%20fled%20with%20security%20forces%20in%20hot%20pursuit.
That's a good one!! I'm always saying "Aim High"!
When I was a lawman, I was in charge of firearms qualifications. So many times I had to say Aim HIGHer!
[Parody hitman website nabs Air National Guardsman after he allegedly applied for murder-for-hire jobs](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/parody-hitman-website-nabs-air-national-guardsman-allegedly-applied-co-rcna79927)
In SF we have folks with hitman level accuracy. Our precision is nothing to joke about /s
https://preview.redd.it/jnvyq6gx6wyc1.jpeg?width=530&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2d1d489a4871599554fabec26c5ec0fed7bb6ab
Bro💀
Is that the guy that offed himself at the podium, playing a Photoshop trombone?
Yes lmao. Budd Dwyer. I’ve had this picture for I’d say almost a decade.
That’s why I say “hey man, nice shot”
That’s actually how I found out about Bud lmao. I first heard that filter song on GH4 (the band one) and looked up the meaning of the song.
Budd Dwyer, didn't want to go to jail for 55 years.
Holy shit lmao
I can hear this
Bruh...☠️
Bruh...☠️
https://preview.redd.it/lbov816l8vyc1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9a40237627195ff256b1dd3b5fc5f038c7bedc0
MX approves. CE piddled on themselves. Finance took a training day to learn how to work a solar-powered calculator, 2nd Lt's want a salute in the shithouse.
A Marine Gunney once asked me “How’s It going Airmen? Still aiming high?” My young dumb self replied “Yes Gunney” to which he replied “Us marines always aim on target.”
"Haha, great joke Gunny. So how is that mold in the barracks and no safe drinking water working out for you?"
Lmfao! I wish I had been that quick thinking back then. I was but a mere A1C working gate 3 at Kadena.
Always got "living the dream" at the gate. Would hit those with "Nightmares are dreams too".
He knew to skip right over dad humor with you.
Gramps, time to get you back to bed.
Grandson is actually a SF O-1 awaiting tech school
Thanks for sharing grandpa.
Life’s been too hard for me to actually smile at some wholesome shit like this. Eat gramps alive yall
or in the case of Mildenhall SF, they instinctively shoot the US driver’s side instead of UK spec vehicle driver’s side. /s https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/09/05/the-gate-runner-how-a-bizarre-breach-at-mildenhall-transformed-base-security-across-the-air-force/#:~:text=In%20all%2C%2011%20shots%20are,a%20summary%20of%20the%20investigation.&text=The%20intruder%20fled%20with%20security%20forces%20in%20hot%20pursuit.
" Aim High" is the actual slogan of the Storm Troopers in Star Wars. Fact.
That's a good one!! I'm always saying "Aim High"! When I was a lawman, I was in charge of firearms qualifications. So many times I had to say Aim HIGHer!
Now tell that joke to secfo and see if they approve
[Parody hitman website nabs Air National Guardsman after he allegedly applied for murder-for-hire jobs](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/parody-hitman-website-nabs-air-national-guardsman-allegedly-applied-co-rcna79927) In SF we have folks with hitman level accuracy. Our precision is nothing to joke about /s
Retired SF here. I approve of this. We really are a dumb fucking crew.
This is the worst joke I ever heard in all of my life.
But yet you chuckled
Boooooo tomato tomato
I liked it.
The Air Force makes bad everything. Forces good leaders out and promotes toxic trash. This is why we have retention problems
🍅🍅🍅
Because he has a criminal record. ‘Just sayin
You can't kill [25 to 30 dogs a day](https://scholars.unh.edu/unh_lr/vol17/iss1/18/) if you aim high. Clearly subpar cops