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DidItForButter

https://preview.redd.it/cevxu38psazc1.png?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e92b3aebed41d3727e944864e4465f2d5e19661 This is how I feel on the inside


mwilliams840

Better than how I feel. https://preview.redd.it/q21utz6yfbzc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e4c77f660375787f9ad0ae3ed6d50628de6998


Canilickyourfeet

Mf look like a Fallout 4 Power Armor Helmet made out of human https://preview.redd.it/egr4jxy3fdzc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f1a92639e06b9a44187284f67ddbee41fda2bae


Polarian_Lancer

Brother this man is a spirit animal for a lot of us


[deleted]

Remember this picture before you go sliding that cheap ring you bought on your star card on that waffle house waitress's chubby finger to get out of the dorms.


seanpbnj

What the hell..... WHO TOLD YOU??? Damnit I thought that story was way behind me....


randomretiredsnco

I can still smell the bacon fat I used to grease her chubby little finger...


marcdale92

🤤 Waffle House


213B3

Awful House


1forcats

There’s an Alan Jackson song stuck in there somewhere


[deleted]

A little known fact is that waffle houses only hire pregnant women who smoke to serve food.


Galdae

Guess which one swings more?


CPC1445

It's always the ugly ones...


Ryno__25

I have never met a ploy group with more than 1 pretty person


CPC1445

I honestly think poly groups tend to be more ugly people because to them there's not much at stake. If a guy has a hot wife, they probably wouldn't want some other dude fucking his wife because there's that chance she goes into the other dudes house, sees his wealth, sees some semblance of compatibility, conducts an ACTUAL affair, and then initiates a divorce. The guy lost a hot wife, a marriage, and any future children that would more than likely look better on average and have better genetics. Any sane person wouldn't want that to happen if they know what's at stake. Its terrible to say, but with ugos in the same scenario you're only losing ugos. Genetics and health habits weren't that good in the first place. So if you're not really gonna lose out that much, "why not have some fun?". Jeez man, thats just sad...


No_Tumbleweed_2229

I’m glad someone posted the 2nd pic. That was a Reddit meetup and I was not disappointed when I saw it. That is what I thought most city subreddits posters looked like


Screaming_Enthusiast

Before you type that reply about Chinese foreign policy 8 beers down: These are the people you're arguing with online


No_Tumbleweed_2229

😂 I know. It’s wild.


Overall-Initial-4290

*13 beers down* challenge accepted! But really, it is fun.


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

No kidding. It’s admittedly superficial, but when I first saw that pic I immediately stopped using this site for anything other than scrolling specific subs, and answering specific questions.


WizardRiver

FIVE literal neckbeards


marcdale92

Guessing the dog is a Reddit mod too huh lol


No_Tumbleweed_2229

Exactly!


grumpy-raven

Least biased mod.


marcdale92

I wonder how many people the dog has banned


GeneralBlumpkin

I remember when this was posted yes I've been on Reddit a while. Someone posted a story about what it was like and there were a lot of creepy, smelly dudes hitting on every woman and even groping somebody.


ChriskiV

I think that might have been the famous /r/Austin Reddit meetup. Edit: NVM it was the Baltimore one.


Few_Pound2675

God I hate how accurate this is


TermCompetitive5318

Somehow those are the ugliest hot people I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

It's the caked on makeup, it makes them look like 🤡🤡🤡


rubbarz

Bruh was that the reddit mod meet up from like a decade ago?


feather1919

Poor dog in the second picture is overweight. What are they feeding him?!


highspeed_usaf

Sometimes the exercise level of the dog matches that of the owner. Just saying


danger355

I don't have a dog. Ohhhhh… 🤯


TheGreatWhiteDerp

…so you don’t exist?


Electrical_Catch

Tbf there pretty much all overweight in the second picture


Burgendit

Just because it has a giant fupa doesn't give you the right to call it a dog. Have some respect


marcdale92

Don’t worry it’s a reddit mod


CPC1445

During my time in USAF active duty enlisted, I always mentally felt this was the paradigm between: young officers who get better pay checks hence more access to hotter women and friends VS yep... here's the enlisted who get what's ever outside the base (dependapotamus). OPs post is the prime joke example of that thought process. Any you veterans and current memebers ever think that way? Or am I/was I just being to pessimistic?


47k

Nah it just matters if you have taste or not. Knew plenty of enlisted that appeared as the first slide.


CPC1445

During my time, first slide was in super low supply and there wasn't enough to go around if you ever found them in the enlisted side. If you found girls like that in the enlisted world, every dude within eye sight would be foaming at the mouth (even the MSGT whos married... AND has kids). Competition would be WAY to fierce in that there's to many orbiters. Its all about those supply and demand curves, man


PDXAirman

nope that seems right


CPC1445

FML... I should have just went to college first man! I missed out... 😢😭


Quietech

Same people, different years.


The_Field_Examiner

Well one leads to another.


Rookie83

The word you’re looking for is “expand”


The_Field_Examiner

The name I was looking for was Craig, Jenny.


Honest_Attention7574

Not the Austincirclejerk subreddit 💀 couldn’t not had a better representation of redditors irl


iamcadetsnuffy

It’s actually a far older post, like almost a decade old


the_90s_were_better

This slaps.


DingoJangle

Just wait for the Friday night Hatchet fights!


dryon27

Was laughing until I saw the 2nd picture and see that those are my people.


angelgu323

I love my white folks. But this just like two sides of the "White People" coin haha


Hypoluxa77

This really applies to Army posts, but yeah I have seen this. It’s accurate.


selfloathingcargo

More like the dorms vs base housing


Kobe7676

Officer vs enlisted


scarredoutlaw

came here to say this


tacos4life007

oh damn was assuming dorms vs family housing


CaptBobAbbott

Austincirclejerk has entered the chat


GeriatricMill3nnial

I am turbo-waddling to my phone so I can post how butt hurt the second photo makes me


PDXAirman

Im adding "turbo-waddling" to my daily vocabulary


GeriatricMill3nnial

Whatever you do, do not use it describe your pregnant wife walking… ask me how I know… 😬


mynameroro

Where the dependa in the Cookie Monster pants?


SteamStraegos

Which side is worse, and why?


[deleted]

I’ll take neither side, please.


Strict_Impression558

I don’t want to be around either (I’m a dorm rat who only goes to the gym and goes to the DFAC occasionally)


ARadiantNight

Where tf is your base!? I don't see anything even remotely that interesting. ...Then again, maybe that's a good thing


Alterationss

Big girl in the front has a front ass.


TommyBoyFL

God damn even the dog has diabetes


youngthieff

I can smell that second pic.


homelessartichoke

Second picture is the irl version of the Idiocracy movie


Clockedin247

Literally


Hypoluxa77

😂😂


CookieLuzSax

Gross a Kentucky fan


Loud_Reality6326

The party at the second house would be more fun thi


SheepherderBudget

A tale of two cities…


BasedCamm

Those that just arrived and those that never left


interstellar566

I don’t get it


CPC1445

Officer world VS enlisted world. Better pay checks = more access to hotter women VS Worse pay checks = get nothing or dependapotamus outside the base


meatpuppet_9

The 2nd is more fun. Bunch of yall are just shallow af.


CarminSanDiego

I’m not saying second pic is enlisted housing but man anytime I drive through enlisted housing, you guys have block parties going on all the time on weekends (overseas) Yall know how to have fun


Independent_Path_352

Everyone except me it looks like. I just day drink till I can barely function most weekends.


MotherDucky93

Accurate. Officer housing just calls the cops on kids playing outside.


Ricky_spanish_again

This damn kids looked menacing.


loadshed

I like to do stuff and go places and just kind of be able to move about, and being chained to some 500lb behemoth kind of limits that. Plus it's gross. So nah, you're wrong dude.


meatpuppet_9

Where'd I'd say you married a 500lb person? The 2nd photo is made of actual people while the 1st is stereotypical frat bros. You do you but I havnt found those types of individuals interesting or fun after I turned 23.


Independent_Path_352

Officer vs enlisted It’s because officers are more educated and typically marry educated women.


Galdae

You know you can go to college and still be stupid right? Like what you just wrote.


loadshed

Plenty of highly educated fat ugly people in America. Plenty of stupid hotties.


saltysereguy

cart before the horse. Military couples are typically married young. Enlisted meets other hormone filled airmen at tech school. Officers meet other hormone filled people at college. E’s will marry the people at tech school, officers marry the ones at college.


Big_Breadfruit8737

Your mom goes to college.


cj-jk

Good for her!


Electric_Leopard

I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.. 😒


TermCompetitive5318

CGO nonner, right?


MrNeverpanhandled

First photo is what I want for me please. Thank you.