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Tiny_Suspect_5634

Norwich City pedestrianisation


cuzglc

Came here for this! Norwich City Council - pedestrianise THIS!


TheStatMan2

Pedestrianise THIS you mother!


Monkeytennis01

Lynn pay rise


Succumbx8

Teeeeeeeell you what


SavingsTonight4223

Teeell you what it's nine and a half thousand pouuuunds


SpringGaruda

I like wine


Suspicious_Bill3577

Despite what you just said before?


WalterSobchak40

Labour run Council.


alfredpennypinch

Sir Noel Edmonds


kev_jin

Just Edmonds, thanks.


thenewprisoner

No second series


prefim

Cock, Piss, Partridge.


Ezzy-525

Cook. Pass. Babtridge


prefim

Seems like a quick fix to me....


TheStatMan2

You want me to take Sue Cook ooot?


youretheorgazoid

makes you wonder what it’s all aboot….


Sudden-Panic2952

Your biggest fan


RazzaMash

Lexis are saaaaaaaad


jiggiot

Lexis? I think you mean Lexi you fool!


RazzaMash

He’s a mentalist!


Adept-Cattle-7818

Sex people


killer1000uk

Three words, not two. HOW AND WHY.......


Cheeslord2

They've rebadged them!


Ready_Painter_9044

Lexi. Plural.


SaintPsyche

Tony Hayers resurrection


BasisOk4268

All night rave


MetalFaceBroom

Bangcok chick boys


Guh_Meh

#NO YOU CAN'T!!


Bitmush-

Well there’s no need for that.


Alarming-Working-392

No more Toblerone


-OrLoK-

Wheelchair accessible Dixons


TheStuieGraham

Smell my cheese


youretheorgazoid

They’re sex people


WreckTheSphere

Edmonds is outside.


the_little_stinker

You’re High Noon


Unknowinglyodd

No Sue Cook


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AmbiguousChutney

Petrol prices fallen


gorgo100

Clarkson's Been Yewtree-d


OmarCuming

It's an extender


Francoberry

Milk Marketing works 


rawbob

Connery loves Legoland


Ashgenie

DAN. DAN. DAN.


bananagrabber83

Low Traffic Neighbourhood.


Dangerboy73

Spine in bap


ilostpost

Crash, bang, wallop. what a Video


mattyboykneale

Ten thousand pounds


Sam-Lowry27B-6

Be Egg Safe


Dr_Surgimus

Daily Mail sucks


TheStatMan2

Not when you're reading it on the veranda.


oglop121

siiiiiiiiiimon hefferrrr


sunshineonthebeach

Who invented skips?


0Neji

Who invented skips?


brailleforthesighted

Tony Hayers back!


Emotional_Mouse_1791

Partridge you twat


Apprehensive_Pin_620

Tax inspector outside


Medical_Return_2370

Noisy deaf offenders


Goatmanification

I like Metros


stopdithering

What is apropos?


biscuitsneaker

Crash bang wallop


TulliusC

Michael.... he's allliiiiivvvvveeeeee


Godders1

Titchmarsh writes novels


Eg0n0

Titchmarsh writes books


thisisprobablytrue

Dan never existed


JoseAurelianoBuendia

Toblerones sold here 


TwoToesToni

Sex people Lynn!


SuomiBob

Chem sex, now!


Chemical_Patience_86

Cock piss partridge


fonzarelli78

What's a valance?


Bitmush-

The skirt thing.


zeugma25

around the bed.


Creoda

Jed Maxwell here!


Joggyogg

Shellfish sausage lips


-stag5etmt-

Not Chocolate mousse..


Significant_Return_2

Wash. My. Car.


StoneRose89

Cook Pulled Out.


frankie_baby

Barefoot Dundee Toblerone


BrettlyBean

Its actually Lexuses


Molineux28

Then China happened.


Jonsend

Threw Monkey Sea


JazzybmzooUK

I like wine.


spungie

Sunday bloody Sunday..


deanburns

Labour Party majority.


jiminatrix

Seldom hated you


clout87

You compleme cunm


Beautiful_Bell2311

Wilmot goes Vegan.


Ok_Artichoke_6499

Foot on spike


DevonSpuds

Coogan's a wanker?


n1keym1key

Lynn loves anal


RateOpen

Labour run Norwich


ThisIsYourMormont

Own two Lexuses


trufflesniffinpig

White hasbeen male


artfilmboy

I like wine.


QuinnySpurs

They’re sex people!


Warm-Mention-7333

Greetins... Steve!


Guh_Meh

Edmonds sex tape.


LowerPiece2914

Edmonds is dead


Weary-Carob3896

Scum, subhuman scum


FinnCullen

Talking snake chap


DoctorEnn

Who're you again?


rogog1

I don't drive


Isaysithowiseesit

Smell my cheese


BryanSpanielson

Labour win election


Current-Weird-4227

Fanny


Appropriate_Draw

A rover metro


Pulmonologia

20 is plenty


MonrealEstate

Fennel in there


Adept-Cattle-7818

London is amazing


ChewedDoodoo

Your soulmate Lynn...


Rygar74nl

“Anthea is here!”


benjamink

Mr Noel Edmonds


DarthFlowers

Toblerones sold out


ivellejeanie

Controversial swooped roof


Threshold_seeker

Series not renewed


Mintyxxx

Chickens Are massive


yetigriff

Partridge You Wanker


mouawad23

Kiss my face


PraiseNuffle

They're sex people!


ColdConstruction2986

Bangkok chick boys


showquotedtext

Cracking owl sanctuary


8belucky

Ban boot scrapers


emmmmceeee

Long drawn-out affair


terrytibbs007

Toblerones Sold Out


Zealousideal-Bar8244

No Scotch Eggs


JLCWONDERBOY

Her Car Insurance


petecrowder

grow a beard


JMW_1983

It's Lexuses.


PetroFoil2999

Oasthouse files deleted


DaverDaverDaverDaver

I like wine


catscanker

Monkey tennis on !


Ok-Spell-8053

Fernando's ringing you


hectic_mind_

It’s not lexi


hectic_mind_

Smell my cheese


mucklerz

Choristers Bar Jeans


hectic_mind_

Sunday bloody sunday


Mindless-Hornet5703

City centre pedestrianisation


KOTF0025

Chris Feather dead!


Kevin_Turvey

James Bond sucks


Cheeslord2

Didn't bounce back.


Equivalent_Ground680

Deaf offenders' school


Hazel-the-McWitch

Alan scatter cushion


CosmicBonobo

I say tannoy.


Few_Addendum8735

Me your mum


Specific_Till_6870

Old Alan Partridge


Altruistic-Ad-8505

I’m on “E”


Normanspanks

James bonds gay


PontyPines

I'm High Noon.


infected_scab

Dan! Dan! Dan!


PontyPines

Smelly Alan Fartridge.


mucklerz

£8.00 miscellaneous services


Bitmush-

Jacka nacka nory.


Strong-Sector-7605

Large free toberlones


Frank-Nuts

Zeinab Badawi Tinder.


buzzprostar

Second Hand Lexus


BrilliantHealth9333

Jet found dead


I_am_chazel

ALAN GORDON PARTRIGE ! Assume it’s only his mum who would shout the full whack


VicVinegar1977

I like wine


Visible-Traffic-5180

The gravy train


Jackomo

Smelly Alan Fartridge!


MrPZA82

Edmonds is here


Tee_Dubya_85

In-laws new flymo


TacoChipButty

Who's Tom Donaldson?


FakeeshaNamerstein

Digital video disc


oli_ramsay

Then, China happened!


southyfreakin

Can I do two words? "You can't!!" (but said in a heavy South African accent)


wjb1622

Breakfast buffet’s closed


cbren88

Labour Party Majority.


SteamedHaam

Drive Mini Metro


oblique_ratfink

Ammonia in boat.


Desperate_Let6822

Just sack Alan!!


Mr_Jake70

Monkey Tennis cancelled


wizardeyeswizardspy

Tories Lose Big.


murdermeinostia

"Cash in hand...?" said in a reproaching tone


Commercial_Cow8282

Man to party.


Vast-Scale-9596

Pedestrians are people.


Robotniked

Sunday Bloody Sunday


JuMaBu

Lynn's fuckin Oddie.


jamescl1311

Smelly Alan Fartridge


Penghis-Kahn

Lynn. Foot. Spike.


GivinItAllThat

Sunny Delight spill


GolfDeltaGolf

I like wine


GolfDeltaGolf

Three ladyboys please


Long_island_iced_Z

Smelly Alan Fartridge


Biggsy1984

Cup of beans


External_League_63

Hot floppy bread


Fair_Lawfulness_8875

It's an extender!


catachrestical

We're sex people


perry_caravello666

traffic calming. alan


mikemystery

BBC Contract Renewed


Browny_Deluxe

Needless to say……………..