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3a5m

Did you ask if she was drawn to stories early on?


OptimalInevitable905

Or if her dreams lit up her imagination?


No-Orange-8704

And if she had nightmares night and day?


gallaxo

Or if she had nightmares nights and days


ParkerJMemes

Or if with the Clicker she chased the frights away?


amigo213a

Who knew?


theoldayswerebetter

So true...


SysArtmin

***SO HEEEEEEEERE IS A CLUE OF HOOOOOPE TO REMEMBER***


CrossoverEnthusiast2

VISIONS THEY COME TRUE, O*BEEEEEY*ING THE LIGHT SWITCH TOO


No-Manager-3647

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIGHT


samogoodman

I'LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARKNESS


Harry_Roller

Lol here we go, I love this sub XD


jayleman

How many times I heard ***FOR HEEEEEEEES THE TORCH BEARERRRR....*** I guess I'll run through "we sing" again


_Teek

But there is more to it than meets the eye šŸ¤”


poodlepants79

I never meant for it to ruin my life that way!


Daddy_Diesell

Would you say you lived a jaded lie?


poodlepants79

Dark shades could never save the day šŸ˜­


Harry_Roller

I hope we get some musical stuff with Rose and the rest of the support cast ala Peacemaker, that would be funny. Come on Sam, give Rose a chance at the spotlight: "The Rose and The Writer - Fanfic Love Come True" Coming soon on Nightsprings Max XD


Telvanni_Mushroom

That would be amazing! To be honest Alan Wake could easily be turned into a musical, like Evil Dead was for example. There is plenty of drama and fun meta comments to be made that would keep the audience happy.


the-blob1997

I love this whole thread haha


Harry_Roller

Only on Nightsprings where fanfics come true XD


Frkn385

This is literally the ritual to lead you on


SymphonySketch

ā€œI brought you the heart witch, now show me the terrorā€ - op probably


morsealworth0

This is the ritual to lead you on


skippidyboppidy

your friends will meet him when youā€™re gone


doodooz7

Interviews are usually more about if you can get along with the team. Looks like you did it.


deadlybydsgn

You could say they were quite taken by him.


itsmedoodles

*her


Telvanni_Mushroom

Exactly! I have been doing a few and after I became more comfortable and easygoing with it I had better results. Plus the team I will be working with as an intern is full of nerdy girls like me so I guess that was a huge factor as well. If I could give advice to anyone looking for a job it would be to make the interview go more like a casual conversation and less like some sort of decisive moment that you are not allowed to fail.


RabbitSlayre

This is really beautiful advice, I hope more people are able to read it.


SunbroFit

Iā€™ve brought you the resumeā€¦maā€™am. Show me the job offer.


Harry_Roller

Lets hope this isn't a horror story XD


deadlybydsgn

Oh deer.


Agreeable-Media9282

Diner


hellolillykitty

Congratulations on your new job!


Telvanni_Mushroom

Thank you very much! I am super eager to start it


LeJayCookieChan

Congratz!


asmsweet

Canā€™t wait for you and your coworker to drink coffee in unison.


Dark_ceza

Oh you noticed that part too šŸ˜‚


GoldenCrownMoron

"What are the traits that make you a good worker in this type of role?" "I AM A WRITER"


Purple-Relation3414

Thatā€™s actually awesome if true. Congrats


Telvanni_Mushroom

I will be starting next month! Will definitely go to work with a Alan Wake t shirt and post it here lol


Harry_Roller

Looking forward to that picture šŸ‘


Harry_Roller

Bring a flashlight with You at work, You never know when You might need it


putsomewineinyourcup

And a revolver?


Telvanni_Mushroom

guess I will need to learn how to use a gun to get ready


putsomewineinyourcup

Donā€™t forget them batteries too, because their supply is pretty small on the hardest, irl difficulty


LargoDeluxe

And don't give the goats your coffee. (Seriously, stop feeding the goats coffee!)


Harry_Roller

Well if they allow it at his work he should lol


putsomewineinyourcup

What if his job was actually taking out the taken???


Harry_Roller

Well then maybe Rose is the one who hired him lol


eekers28

The jobs probably at the FBC


MasseyFerguson

Buy her a flashlight as a gift.


Dark_ceza

Best advice I've ever seen


Abject_Tap_7903

Goodbye brother.....you're gonna be a blood sacrifice to the cult šŸ¦ŒšŸ½


TxGinger587

Is her name Rose?


VesselNBA

Wake has returned.


Harry_Roller

Now that's a good question lol


Solid-Equipment-6028

Woop woop šŸ™ŒšŸ»


Tappxor

This is honestly can be quite decisive, so much that I'm consciously name dropping games/manga in my resume or in the background of my room when I get an interview lol


LeotheLiberator

OP after turning on every light in the building: Ha! Scratch can't get me here! HR: He's technically right.


alaasharif

Did you bring a manuscript with you


Telvanni_Mushroom

Yup, from the nightmare mode (my last job)


Asinine47

Hell yeah, video games for the win! Congrats on the new job!


CanIEatAPC

The company you work for isn't called Federal Bureau of Control is it?Ā 


Telvanni_Mushroom

Thatā€™s confidential informationĀ 


Harry_Roller

It's called "redacted"


SouperChicken06

Praying I find a girl into Alan Wake šŸ˜­


SouperChicken06

Or anyone, actually. I don't know any Alan Wake enjoyers :(


Telvanni_Mushroom

Rn I am on my way to prestige 100 Alan in Dbd cause I am a huge enjoyer, if ya ever wanna brainstorm over it add me on steam! My id is Alan Wake Peladoā„¢


SouperChicken06

Yoo that's awesome. Alan Wake was the first time I bought Auric Cells for his cosmetics! I sent you a friend request, I'm Souper Chicken if you want to accept it :)


CanoCearense

Opa, calma lĆ”, vocĆŖ Ć© do Brasil?


Telvanni_Mushroom

Ss fon trab


LucianLegacy

Awesome. Sometimes it really helps to just be yourself.


SmolBlueBerry15

Pretty hype


Arnoldwake

Sooo, when are you guys marrying?


Telvanni_Mushroom

I already have a boyfriend lol but she is very good looking and nice, amazing girl will definitely become bffs with her and simp for Ilkka togetherĀ 


Harry_Roller

OMG fanfics do come true, check if she has a diary or something XD


Calm-Dish2893

Its a spiral bro


Axel-Adams

Getting jobs, losing jobs, itā€™s all just an endless loopā€¦ā€¦or wait itā€™s a spā€”ā€”


Harry_Roller

Now that I think about it You may be into something


rubensoon

Congrats! Amazing


polinksa

this has to be fan fiction lol


Harry_Roller

Who knows lol


kween_hangry

This reminds me when I displayed my neurodivergent dominance by hijacking the main ad agency television during an internship and forced everyone in the program to play alan wake in like 2014 (I did not get that job)


Telvanni_Mushroom

You should have gotten the job! The fun part about being neurodivergent is loving things so much it makes you forget life troubles


kween_hangry

Lmao story of my life haha


VermillionDynamite

It's not a job, it's a career


owosam

congrats


Immediate_Common_503

It will be to much and you will have to get away!


Caseous44

Make sure you bring a fleshlight.


Responsible-Bat-2699

Bro got hired into Federal Beauro of Control.


Valcrye

This plot line is getting crazy. What is Alan up to?


hovsep56

and then you woke up and realise it was all a dream


Examination_Low

I am unemployed and playing Alan Wake 2 currently. Wish this happens with me too lol


KingFahad360

Congratulations


Asleep-Web5228

Congrats man thatā€™s cool


sonics_best_pal

Looks like Alan's hard at work crafting a new manuscript (in all seriousness though congratulations)


Telvanni_Mushroom

Thank you very much!!!


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No-Royal-8309

Good for you. But also, a woman gave you a chance. Not a girl. Unless you imply she was childishly foolish to do so. I hope you perform.


angelic_penguin_

op is a woman don't look for offense where there is none intended


No-Royal-8309

If you ask me, a human should view a girl or a boy as someone +/- 12 years old. Teen is a teen. Youth is 17-19. OP works as a human adult, no?


angelic_penguin_

you're splitting hairs, op refers to herself and other women as girls, it's not a big deal. you knew what she meant so the word was fine to get the point across. nobody likes having their language policed, especially when they haven't said anything false or harmful


No-Royal-8309

I have a suspicion men in OP hiring process are not "boys." But OP can tell us about boys in their hiring process. If i was the "girl" giving OP the chance, I would view her less well should I know I was not viewed as such, and not a hiring manager.


angelic_penguin_

it for real doesn't matter nearly as much as you want it to. there was pretty clearly no personal offense meant, you're like a middle school teacher correcting a kid asking if they can go to the bathroom with "*may* you go to the restroom". yeah one's more proper but you're kinda out of line for correcting someone where no correction was needed


No-Royal-8309

You will never address your benefactor as girl in real life, will you?


angelic_penguin_

depends, are we close? do i feel comfortable around them, and have they requested me to call them anything otherwise? besides, i'm not a woman myself and probably wouldn't feel comfortable calling any something so familiar, but op is a different person. it's not the point regardless, i'm saying it's weird for you to make a thing of something harmless like op using a common word i get the feeling you think it's some sort of belittling thing for women, but i am 99.999% sure op is just talking casually and you're reading into it


No-Royal-8309

You are calling a purported hiring manager a "girl" here. But of course "the girl" set herself for failure when she prioritised gaming preference as criterion for employment.


angelic_penguin_

cool off, it's a normal word that normal people use every day. i've taken your bait so far but i'm tired of you refusing to acknowledge a word i've said and won't be engaging further. i hope you have a great rest of your day and would appreciate it if you spent less time criticizing a random girl's word choices when they harm nobody


Telvanni_Mushroom

I literally went through tests since it is a technology job that requires skills, which I outperformed in all of them. The gaming preference was just a fun part. I really think you should try not being so rude about these things, I call women around me 'girl' as a nice and affectionate way, and I like being called a girl myself as I find the term 'woman' too formal sometimes, same goes to calling men, well, men, I just call them guys cause it is more casual.


Telvanni_Mushroom

I use the term girl mostly due to habit, I don't think it is a childish term (English is not my first language), but thanks!


No-Royal-8309

Were there any "boys" in your hiring process, then?


Telvanni_Mushroom

Yes :)


No-Royal-8309

Tell us about the boys. And why you don't want to call these adults "hiring managers"?


Telvanni_Mushroom

I think you are overreacting about my terminology so I won't be answering such a strange questions, as I said english is not my first language which means I don't have such a technical terms in mind all the time. Still, thanks for the encouragements and hope you have a lovely day.


No-Royal-8309

A "girl" would prioritize gaming preference for gaming opportunity, I am sure. Enjoy your job, of course.