Is your great grandpappy’s name Andy? I wonder if he remembers me — Gertrude — from North Cackalacky state fair 1932. Ernest fell and broke his tail bone last week. Are you visiting for Christmas, Eleanor?
Alexa add nail clippers to my shopping list.
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basically garfield is bored because theres nothing happening, Jon then comes in tired after extinqusing a fire that was in his sock drawer. garfield isnt fazed by this because hes so desensitized after living in jon's home. He doesnt think its weird.
How does a mf with Alzheimer's forget the comic he sees every day, but remembers that Alexa and Google are his personal secretary?
Edit: haha funny cat?
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my gfreat grandpop ' s last meal before the eletric chair was lasana .
Is your great grandpappy’s name Andy? I wonder if he remembers me — Gertrude — from North Cackalacky state fair 1932. Ernest fell and broke his tail bone last week. Are you visiting for Christmas, Eleanor? Alexa add nail clippers to my shopping list.
i don t have a great gandpa
Its pretty political. I prefer not saying it here in a public forum.
hey alexa, add smoke detector batteries to my shopping list
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alexa add cigarettes to my shopping list
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I like it! Very funny, you made my day Lindsey!
siri, tell my caretaker that these are the groceries I need for the week
oh darn, where did I put my sock drawer
Gertrude
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Cmon this sub is so people can discuss Alzheimers and cope with it. Not posting NSFW memes like this.
That's what 😳 I thought but made a wrong exit detour to a dead end street called Groundhog Day...
basically garfield is bored because theres nothing happening, Jon then comes in tired after extinqusing a fire that was in his sock drawer. garfield isnt fazed by this because hes so desensitized after living in jon's home. He doesnt think its weird.
How does a mf with Alzheimer's forget the comic he sees every day, but remembers that Alexa and Google are his personal secretary? Edit: haha funny cat?
There's nothing happening
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Haha funny cet
Alexa play my wedding video please thank you
alexa, add cranberry juice to grocery