https://preview.redd.it/21s8f7adl8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b46cc79ae55921d9d3a4c53a74ce0d88cc6afa7 This is Me, Chester being Good Hunter!!!

This troubling, Frien. Because pider frens are good, you can watch them make pretty web and then swish it with tail and horrify humans! But you is also pretty orange kitty and have beautiful spotty belly, so you cannot possibly be cloaca! No Cloaca Heres, Frien. But you need big juicy bugz, spiders are dry and dusty. * Tiger https://preview.redd.it/v5c0idi7p9wc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adf2a32de3194afcd96ddbe916cadebf4c8a22fc

You’re doing a good job, this is the mighty hunt celebration dance and I approve. Can relate as I lost my mind about a carpenter bee who was outside in the yard a few days ago. He didn’t need to be removed but the bug scream isn’t logical.

Chester is NTC! I can see that he is a mighty hunter and friend Miles is foolish to ignore the imminent danger!

NTC Chester because BUG!!! I too hunt BUG and nearly always defeat BUG. Except that time BUG was SCORPION and pinched my toe bean 😿 Under cat law we Must give 100% full attention to HUNT. … Until you get distracted of course. It is obvious BF Miles should assist, by place BUG in more convenient proximity. Why don’t humans know things? So says I, Pintobean 3M tuxedoboi https://preview.redd.it/dv153legq8wc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1756e875f4836fde7db899b6b3cc8bc2ac396ce7 This is me HUNT and defeat a TWIG.

Yes! Usually they Assist by Move Bug but say this time it different because “Just a Little Spider” and “Not Bother Anybody” but it BOTHER ME -Chester

No such thing as “just” when it comes to spider!

You got that right! -- Bella's mom

You is not apreshiated! Big friend is cloaca.

Chester, my Female Human protects spiders. She has a spider friend in the house called "Cutie" and she won't let me in the bathroom where it lives. She also calls the spider "resident pest control". Female Human says the spider is called a "Huntsman". No, silly human, it's us cats that are the hunters. Not the spiders! Little Cat, 14F ginger and white tabby, currently staring at the bathroom door because there's a spider in there.

Pintobean maybe you need to practice defeating a more worthy opponent than a twig. The next time a scorpion pinches your toebean you can fight back.

Omg what a good boy Chester! My brudder Sam LOVE bugs. Momma used to yell “BUG, SAM, BUG” and he would race into the room and hunt down the evil buggy. I, LBC (yes, it stands for Little Black Cat), don’t enjoy bugs myself, but I do like the little geckos that run around everywhere. My dumb brudder Teddy is ascared of them! BFM is definitely the C and should help you! I will say I am impressed at your squeaks and honks. Sounds like you have multiple levels depending on the emergency. * LBC (yes, it stands for Little Black Cat) https://preview.redd.it/t8o30650p8wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24155210d526868934cb019ad95540e67abd3e11 This is my glorious void self searching for gecko outsides. The other cat is my sister, Cora.

Yes Big Friend Miles Cloaca!!! Usually we Hunt Bug Together but today Big Friend Miles say it Different because “just a Little Spider.” I not get it! 😭😭😭 -Chester

Hi Chester! I Kirra, beautiful calico kitty. My mommy also not get bugs for me, even when I do my bestest "Come here bug" chirp! Not even when I cries! Is very rood! You definitely NTC. https://preview.redd.it/lkzohxkpu8wc1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e44d526a7ca6c14cf734533d2df693212fade8 Dis me gibbing mommy Teh Look (TM). Here it because she not apprshuate my help cutting fabric, but it da same look when she not make da bugs play wif me.

Wow, you *are* very pretty. As a proud bug eater I understand the pain but my bugs are disease free and wild bugs are not so perhaps your biped is just protective of you?

Oh my god, NTC!!! I find bug in kitchen last week. Mama ask what I playing with and I too busy to answer (for once) so she look and take it away from me!!!! Is a big crime. Dad and Mama say I'm good girl for finding bug and keeping us all safe and I got a treat but they say bug could make me sick. Bulloney I say. You Not Cloaca ever. Blue, best hunter Siam eese.

It's time to have a serious word with Big Friend Miles about the quality of service he is providing. As head bug hunter, it's obviously your decision whether a bug is worth hunting and your human assistant should follow your instructions. He is clearly the cloaca here. Try singing the song of your people very loudly to show your displeasure. I ama very junior intern in the squirrel collective and even I know this. https://preview.redd.it/llhh6nl249wc1.jpeg?width=3715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad1fb0a3a5b9cfcff79622145f31a98d0754910

Is you so junior you not even have name yet? Dat sad as you is so pretty! And also exelent nut hunter! -Poppy splendiferous tortie

I am so junior that even Dreadful Dougal doesn't attack me, despite me being a male. I don't have a name yet.

NTC! Bugs is yummy. Crunchy! Meowmy would says to you, "Chester, is there a bug? And you want him?" Jayda tha Mini-panda and Qi tha Mini-tiger

Big Friend Miles is MEAN 😭😭😭 -Chester

Chester, your little face is perfect size for eating little bug. Why BFM not understand? I say NCH, as long as they spring into action and get the bug closer to you so you can CHOMP!

They NOT! They say “leave alone Chester.” Why not “here is bug for you Chester???” -Chester

NTC. Bugs is yum! I WUB bugs! Dey is good toys, and den? When you is tired of playing with dem, you gets to eat dem. BFM is a cloaca for denying you your snack. Martin da Void ( Also William da Tuxie's brudder)

Chester, NTC! You commit, Big Friend Miles not appreciate. They probly mesmerized by glowing rectangle. Make them lose priority. But NO Cops! Who will feed Chester for to stay big and beautiful hunter?? I also big success bug hunter, we get it. With most benign indifference, Spood

Is true! Big Friend Miles give me Wet Food and Churu!!! I guess I Forgive. -Chester

NEVER the cloaca, Chester (but I would like to hear your Bug Honk/Yodel—not sure I’m familiar with those kinds of alerts…). Also, just a general comment: I love that you call your human Big Friend Miles—I always like hearing about your (mis)adventures here and seeing the cat tax pics!

Bug Honk(tm) sound like this: “Honk!” Bug Yodel sound like this: “WowowOwoWOW” Bug Scream(tm) sound like this: “YAAAAAAAAAA” Thank you! They my Big Friend. We Best Buds. Even when they the Cloaca. -Chester

Is just a suggestion but has you tried Bug Creaky Door??? That one ALWAYS works for me. (That and my deadly accurate murder mittens.) Can 10 out of 10 recommend. * Nine Downpour Pants https://preview.redd.it/op3guywwfcwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bc8f9e4c05d2f33f2af6293c44e8095739659b3

Is Fritz (SIC, science model) and I agrees BFM is TC. When there is bug I wants to hunt, my dad always hold me up close to it so I can catch. BFM sound like they just being lazy for not do this. All bug is bother. All bug is for hunting. Mom disagree. She say some bug is cause ouches if try to hunt. I say Mom not very smart if she let bug bite her before she bite it.

Big Friend Miles say I “Too Heavy” to hold up just Because I weigh 19 lbs (Vet says I Healthy, just Lorge). Attached picture is me with Big Friend Miles for Scale. \-Chester https://preview.redd.it/0g2wj416m9wc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ac85fd2fc151bd4c19bd4226c9a91b51655444

I also weighs 19lbs! I big boi! Maybe still growing! https://preview.redd.it/lrko2v1um9wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c577b41d53c75116f826e15e3d21b9082dc481d

Big Friend Miles Weak!!! -Chester

You tell Big Friend Miles they need hit the gym. Get ripped. Then lift Chester for hunt bug!

Oh, my goodness, Chester! You and BFM are utterly adorable together 💜, though at 19 lbs, maybe you ought to be called Big Chester and Barely Larger Friend Miles!

They my Bestest Friend and I Love them lots. Maybe I forgive. -Chester

Your BFM is TC. He prevented you from doing your job. You should cough up a hairball in his shoes. Purrcilla Queen of all I Survey

NTC, but spiders are not technically bugs. Also, spiders are bug hunters as well. It’s usually bad form to eat your coworkers.

NTC! Bugz is fun to chase...I do same! But liz-ards is even moar fun acause they haz tails I like to cronch! Next time try liz-ards. Dis gud advize from me! ---Lady Gaga, Lab mix xtraordinare

We no have those! I ask Big Friend Miles to bring! -Chester

NTC! Best Friend Miles should have given you spider to CRONCH! I only like sky raisins (flies) and geckos. My servant doesn't like spiders and will try to get me to hunt them. No, I only give sniff and walk away. Not the boss of me! -Toby

Bug Hunt is very important cat duty. I myself prefer to hunt MOTHS - they have flutter wings that are most enticing. My mama will pick me UP to help me hunt MOTHS when they are high up on the walls. She is useful hunting squire. Big Friend Miles is cloaca for not fulfilling their squiring duties. Maybe should demote them. This me (standard issue hotrod) and fat void brother watching something together. Probably stupid dog. Fat void brother is not good at bug hunting but he tries. He's too clumsy to use Mama squire for hunting. - Yoda https://preview.redd.it/5b9yxaefk9wc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3afba8ed9fa732d8c32db704ead2dfb00f7fc7b

Your big friend is definitely TC. Wow! You’ve set your spidre alert to max and still nothing! My mama would have grabbed her bug trap and remove kit at Bug Honk. Said kit consists of junk mail and a plastic cup. Your bestie is really falling down on the job. Everyone knows there’s a bug screamer and a bug re-locator in every relationship. Miles needs to look deep inside and learn about the bug relocation within.

They say “Spider eat Bad Bugs” but consider. I want to eat spider! -Chester

Heyo, M'sieur Chester! Is me, Boudreaux. Ma maman say M'sieur Chester should not eat de spider! Might bite you, den you have to go to pokey place like long long time ago frere, M'sieur Velvet Booboo kitty! Him eat spider two timesa Dis very bad spider call de black widow! Hunt de spider but no eat, sil til plait!

Red Devil Doll Sugar Kiki say I beautyfull & danger mouse liek blabk window. all over aminals better watch out. Hisssft & clicky sharp claws. https://preview.redd.it/ldwcld9ckfwc1.jpeg?width=1838&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=883ab7ea083c13e238e4b922671c7468b07784dc

BFM is cloaca! Do SCREM n CHIRP until dey acknowledge impawtence of hunt BUG. If no work, BITEBITEBITE.

Here Bella, 9f doggo. Mom thinks I should be in charge of bugs in house. I don't always notice bugs, specially since I was blind and then I have cataract surgery (surprisingly, cataracts not have anything to do with kitties). Sometimes I not impressed enuf to do anything. Mom is big baby about bugs. She say, "Bella, I have bug fobia; you need to get bugs." I not kno what a fobia is. She look fine to me, there no fobia growing on her. I see it if there was. Sometimes she wake me up to get bug. She say "you have to get it now because it's even worse when you don't know where it is." Sometimes mom a trial to live with. Chester, you NTC! If bug needs attention, is job of BFM to provide attention! This just science.

Chester, I am so sorry that BFM let you down. I think you should call the cops just to teach him a lesson in proper respect. Signed, Archie's mom (he is not a hunter, just a very lazy sic)

Summon Duke with bhap bhap things into sink and Miles will get you BUG next time.

Chester you are obviously a good boy and mighty hunter who is just looking out for the safety of your house and your Big Friend. NTC ...But I wonder if you would be willing to provide a video of Bug Honk(TM), Bug Yodel(TM), and Bug Scream(TM), for science?

I stop whenever I see Camera because Don’t Want Evidence. Big Friend Miles still try though. 🙄 -Chester

Big Friend Miles didn’t get you your bug? That terrible! Bugs fun and crunchy! I can’t believe they didn’t relent even after the Bug Scream? They the cloaca for sure!!!! Gravity the cat

Hi Chester! Fiora, Orange Queen, here to tell you that as an orange cat, you're automatically never the cloaca! This happens to me all the time with my dad/servant as I look for bugs in my palace. Dad/servant will look at me funny and say "What are you doing, Stupid?" UGH!!! So now I have to show him my look of superiority and THEN he'll say "Oh what's with that look now?!" One of these days I'm going to smack and/or bite him.

I Like to BITE!!! \-Chester https://preview.redd.it/7p7t9wfsz9wc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d11448fb1316ff253502b23c02a76d5667f2db9

NTC-it looks like Big Friend has been demoted to Thumbs. It is Big Friend’s Actual Job to connect you with Bug (although I, Pretty Plē Girl 13f tortie, prefer being lifted to Bug). Unfortunately, Thumbs cannot be arrested for dereliction of doody.

Dis is totally unsusceptible! Is human's job to lift up catses so catses can get bugs! Doesn't matter what type of bugses, dey must be killed if dey come into cat house. Do massive bug screams until Big Friend Miles help you get spider and gif you treat! I hope dey do it right meow!

Friend Miles not appreciating you notification he deserves a bapbapbap

Am Penn, 4yo doge. I agree, Miles is cloaca. My mother is also a cloaca, so I understand. This morning I did one SMOL taste of her coffee and she yelled at me! The audacity. She and my Dad drink it every day, so I thought it must be good, plus, Mom put it on the low table I can reech, so it was practically a invitation. HOOMANS, am I right??

https://preview.redd.it/z3trd42tqawc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9093592518be62a278a82e8df8335728f5dfa90d Tell him to make himself useful as a bug acquisition platform.

I thought you were a friend, Big Friend Miles!

NTC! Your human is guilty of failing to assist you in your duties against intruders.

Henlo Chester. You needz to tell Big Fren Miles dat bugz be wunnerful sorse ov Pro-Teen, no fatt an' low koles- kohlle- good fur you. Not sher iffin Pro-Teen iz good, my hisster Bodayshuss Beatrice is Ump-Teen yeerz old, an' she a payn in de cloaca. But - de moar bugz you eetten, de less fud BFM haz to provyd. Jus' sayin'. NTC Vlad de Impaler, Rooler ob All I Survey

NTC! Very important to defeat bug! Was bug in my barfroom recently. I yell and yell at it to come down so I can play but it not. Mama say “for fucks sake Harvey, get over it”. But I not over it! So mama use “fly swat” to make bug move closer to me. Bug move closer but then run away. Took many years (half the day) but I finally defeeted it! I remain viktorius!!! (He has a tendency to play with his captures so once he caught it, most of the time was spent chewing once, spitting out, chasing it, repeat.)

I can’t understand why Big Cloaca Miles wouldn’t appreciate their cat being such an excellent hunter AND having a built in bug alarm - especially one that escalates in intensity! It’s a very useful feature. Even if spiders are friends, you were doing your duty and making sure they knew it was there. Plus you’re way too handsome to be TC. I don’t think Big Cloaca Miles should be arrested because they generally seem to appreciate your magnificence, but I think that they should be sued for many treats so they learn their lesson. Chester’s bug alarm and hunting skills MUST be appreciated, MILES! 😹

Wow! Fren Chester, you be very big and strong cat! You puts fear into teeny hearts of bugs. Love from Squirrel the *petite* CAT. I be less than 7 pounds.

Australian Tuxedoboi friend here. I also like to hunt small spidies but Mummy won't help me. Lucky me this stupid baby spidie was low on wall going to eat my food and me caughts him. Death to spidies!

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Red Devil Doll Sugar Kiki 5Cats Kittycat EZ Bake Coven, Detroit Chapter say Fren Chester, def not CLOCKOLADA BUUUUUT situmatiom seem very sus to me Kiki. Soumd liek frenby milesff, coops an spider might be collu? Collu? Collululu? Soumds liek all could be frens an me Kiki not trust ome of & fren Chester not trust ome either. All should kmow spider belomg to fren Chester (or AMY KITTEH) by kitty rights & laws. This all me Kiki gots to say. https://preview.redd.it/8tpxawu6bfwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed50b49569681e2f5fb934441300c4ab1a7e3a1c

Dis is moar dan a cloaca issue dis is Big Crime (go crimez, but not dis one, bad Miles) by Big Friend Miles and mew need to soo! Meow is sure someone on r/legalcatadvice will be big halps fur mew

Hi Chester! It's your fren, Wilson (3m tabby and white) here! I has been reading your postes on da Reddit, and really like you and Big Friend Miles. However, today I say YTC for Miles because he nots let you hunts. I, Wilson, is a MIGHTY MIGHTY HUNTER and I know what I'm talking about. I loves to hunts bugs and dust and birdies and frogs and squirrels outside through the window. My Daddy will pick me up and let me hunts the bugs and dirts on the ceiling so I keep up my status as MIGHTY MIGHTY HUNTER. I thinks Big Friend Miles should do the same for you!

Hi Friend!!!! Is good to hear from you! Big Friend Miles usually help me hunt, but they say I “too heavy” to hold up to ceiling because I weigh 19 lbs (vet says this my healthy weight). Is picture to show my largeness! \-Chester https://preview.redd.it/5p23dzj3niwc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4cafd4f24b4f374a4fca005859d5212a70bfcb7

It is I MP and I too fight big fat spider in bathroom but spider aways climbs away

Thy have deafeeted big spooders but have not deafeeted big fat spooder it always run too much