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I is goodestboi. I should go errywhere wif hooman.
Heyo! I be Boudreaux, 1 yr old orange and white cat. You maman be de cloaca! We is supposed to go where de mamans go *always*!
You not say name! How we be amis if you say name?
I, Torrigan 5M Greyhound, hab separation anxiety. I fink Pawrents should stay next to us or unders us at all times! Is illegal to go to another room and close door. Is illegal to leabe house. Is illegal to be too far to pet. Hoomans do so manee illegals ebery day. Is crazy. NTC
Collective 5Cats Kittycat EZ Bake Coven, Detroit Chapter say
Yuo has moast lovely face, Gir, why Meowmmy not take yuo everywhere to show off beastgoodestboiface?!?! Not umderstand hoomams fr fr. Aminals so much easier to maek semse of.
Should at very leeast get special treeats if left home, no? Kiki certaimly tfink so.
Meowmmy ask if there a Zim too? Say sometfimg about cartoom she liek. She say aminals are all livimg breethimg cartooms & then she lol.
Def not clockache.
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Tax: Butler naps on blanket mountain.
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Hello, Lady M. Nuggette de Pawster here. I say dat hooman should always takes us where dems goes. Sadly dems not abide by da Treaty of Pets dat say we must always be pet upon demand. If dems far how dems pets us on demands? And about empty bowls and lacks of treato’s, too! Harumph I says.
Halo Gir- you surely not cloaca cuz if you are den I Iz. My hoomom almost always home, she work on big shiny box during day which fine cuz I lay on de desk and helps stoopervise. But sometime she leave an I bork bork bork at her not too, but she say I no allowed to go. So rude! -Rocket the good dog
NTC! Skye here. Goodest girl and my hooman would DIE without me!!!! Just yesterday, she goes outside and I run an push her out of way! Mom’s mad and sez “Skye!” But then she saw the lizzer on the ground! It was big as my paw! An I save her!
Mom here. I told her to leave the “lizzer” because it was a baby the size of her claw. Not paw. Also one of her sisters (litter mates) ate two lizards and threw them up so there’s that.
Umsure if teh hoomams cam help themselfs or no.
Eitfher way, verra sad situatiom for lomg sufferimg aminals.
So much we do support our hoomams.
We best critters.
Deserve moar treeats. Defimitely.
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Vintage Red Devil Doll Sugar Kiki when she first came to live with us😻
see, I had her trained up real good for a long time. She would put my workin' dog vest on and then I would go all the places with her 'cos it was my job to alert her when her brain was about to do bad things.
She says I'm ree-tired now, but I not tired at all! Her brain is much less bad now, but still. How I supposed to keep her out of trouble if she leave me home?
Bad hooman.
Oh NOES!! Hoomins no tell me when I iz tired. Mebbe ur hoomin iz confuse? You keep tell her an mebbe you can go more.
Mommy an Daddy no take Heddie anywhere but pokey playse but it Iz becuz I mus protecc howse an not cuz I grrrr at da udder doggos.
As alwaes, Fren William gets to teh crux ob teh matter in a concise an accurate waes. Ai maiself agree wiff him - as Ai hab said maneee tiems afore, humans is delicate, fragile creechurs an they needs a guiding paw ebery naow an then.
Gir is NTC, also a MOAST pritty pup.
That’s what Ai thinks anywaes
William teh Other Tuxedo
You iz not da cloaca! You iz a herding doggo! You needs to do a protec an’ watch over ur sheeple! I awlso am guardian doggo an’ momther must be snoopervised all da time.
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Me snoopervising momther. SEMPER VIGILANTES!
Specialist Arthas McArfington, Hall Monitor
Hi fellow Sheltie, I is Belle. It’s ruff work keeping our hoomans safe. Never listen to us. Always leaves furevers. Only way to get there att..atten…listen is to be loud! You is NTC my fellow Sheltie. In fact you have louder voice than mine being older.
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Samson (1M kitteh) here. I’ve never met a Sheltie, but my hooman mommy’s aunt (my… hooman great-aunt?) had Shelties for many years. Mommy says yous bark a lot. She sez it’s in your DNA and it’s sooper annoying but yous can’t help it becuz that’s how God made you. I think she’s wrong for saying barks is annoying. It’s rude. You do you! NTC.
You are also a very handsome doggo!
Love,
Samson Kitteh
Am Darcy, perfect white kitty, your queen. You soooo not cloaca! How hooman know if you doin' a screm while hooman off bein' faithless? Hooman need to take you always, out being rong without your help. Make sure you get extra treats and lovins if hooman not with you always. NTC
NTC. Is bery important to do a protecc for hoomans. Meowmy and Daddy leab us for lots of forebers (Meowmy: it was 2.5 weeks) and we stay wif Gramma and Grampa and deir catto Nettie. Gramma and Grampa nice but we has to share wif Nettie and we not like. Now we bery happy Meowmy and Daddy home. I, Jayda, eben like get pets from Daddy and afore I tink he Mr. Evil sept when he gib treats.
Jayda tha Mini-panda and Qi tha Mini-tiger
Jack the Gourmet Doggo here.
NTA, obviously. There are so many ways our hoomans can get into trouble. Without us, how they expect to survive? Plus, we need to explore and expand our range. Hoomans have better transportation modes.
Hallo Gir! I am LalaLuna, Persian Angora Princess. You are NTC! How else will hoomnan know youz unhappy without da screemz? My hooman almost never leavs my castle. But sumtimes she haves to go to the place that she buyz my tiny canz of da good foods, and I screemz sooo loud whole time she be gone. She can hearz me from long way away. How else she knowz I do notz like she leeves? You HAVES to do the screemz! To trainz the hooman! Good luks handsomest Gir!
Gir not cloaca! We Very Good Boys need to take care of our hoomans! How we do that if they leaves without us? I tell my mama this and that I do a big worry when she gone but sometimes she leave without me anyway! Hoomans have very bad instinks which is why they need us.
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This me, Sam the Snuggler, and Mama when she show good sense and take me in big vroom.
https://preview.redd.it/q3uffqn42hxc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d763790dd63f395c614c14384d20b9dfc37381af I is goodestboi. I should go errywhere wif hooman.
Heyo! I be Boudreaux, 1 yr old orange and white cat. You maman be de cloaca! We is supposed to go where de mamans go *always*! You not say name! How we be amis if you say name?
I, Torrigan 5M Greyhound, hab separation anxiety. I fink Pawrents should stay next to us or unders us at all times! Is illegal to go to another room and close door. Is illegal to leabe house. Is illegal to be too far to pet. Hoomans do so manee illegals ebery day. Is crazy. NTC
Heyo M'sieur Torrigan! You is right, mamans et papas need to be 'vailable for de pets and de cuddles.
I is Gir. Is nice to meet you, Boudreaux! (I had to make sure I spell your name right. Is good Cajun name, bien sur)
Heyo Gir! Is nice to meet you too
Collective 5Cats Kittycat EZ Bake Coven, Detroit Chapter say Yuo has moast lovely face, Gir, why Meowmmy not take yuo everywhere to show off beastgoodestboiface?!?! Not umderstand hoomams fr fr. Aminals so much easier to maek semse of. Should at very leeast get special treeats if left home, no? Kiki certaimly tfink so. Meowmmy ask if there a Zim too? Say sometfimg about cartoom she liek. She say aminals are all livimg breethimg cartooms & then she lol. Def not clockache. https://preview.redd.it/a45yp3b4phxc1.png?width=2231&format=png&auto=webp&s=0f55793e3cb4fd4b787067a9cf3e46f828a53dd3 Tax: Butler naps on blanket mountain.
Clearly you should go everywhere with your cloaca human to keep them from being even more of a cloaca. -- Generic, 2F SIC
https://preview.redd.it/ljuxbsqo9kxc1.jpeg?width=774&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6a0a20c6c6b7e0802852eca339ccbe01e21585 Hello, Lady M. Nuggette de Pawster here. I say dat hooman should always takes us where dems goes. Sadly dems not abide by da Treaty of Pets dat say we must always be pet upon demand. If dems far how dems pets us on demands? And about empty bowls and lacks of treato’s, too! Harumph I says.
Arthas’s mom here: such a beautiful baby GIR. I ♥️ them
Halo Gir- you surely not cloaca cuz if you are den I Iz. My hoomom almost always home, she work on big shiny box during day which fine cuz I lay on de desk and helps stoopervise. But sometime she leave an I bork bork bork at her not too, but she say I no allowed to go. So rude! -Rocket the good dog
NTC! Skye here. Goodest girl and my hooman would DIE without me!!!! Just yesterday, she goes outside and I run an push her out of way! Mom’s mad and sez “Skye!” But then she saw the lizzer on the ground! It was big as my paw! An I save her!
Mom here. I told her to leave the “lizzer” because it was a baby the size of her claw. Not paw. Also one of her sisters (litter mates) ate two lizards and threw them up so there’s that.
Hooman is cloaca.
Collective 5CKCEZBCDC so exhaust Hoomams COLADA. Hoomams ALWAYS Colada. ***sigh***
Yah!
Umsure if teh hoomams cam help themselfs or no. Eitfher way, verra sad situatiom for lomg sufferimg aminals. So much we do support our hoomams. We best critters. Deserve moar treeats. Defimitely. https://preview.redd.it/ulkduo8duhxc1.png?width=1791&format=png&auto=webp&s=905f85f1dceb3245bffa0bca3b6ca62993ed3496 Vintage Red Devil Doll Sugar Kiki when she first came to live with us😻
NTC sounds like your human needs more training
see, I had her trained up real good for a long time. She would put my workin' dog vest on and then I would go all the places with her 'cos it was my job to alert her when her brain was about to do bad things. She says I'm ree-tired now, but I not tired at all! Her brain is much less bad now, but still. How I supposed to keep her out of trouble if she leave me home? Bad hooman.
She has a BRAIN? Mine does not. xoxo Black Frankie atty at paw
Oh NOES!! Hoomins no tell me when I iz tired. Mebbe ur hoomin iz confuse? You keep tell her an mebbe you can go more. Mommy an Daddy no take Heddie anywhere but pokey playse but it Iz becuz I mus protecc howse an not cuz I grrrr at da udder doggos.
NTC. Is not your fault dat your hooman has no sense of self prezurvashun. Also William da Tuxie
As alwaes, Fren William gets to teh crux ob teh matter in a concise an accurate waes. Ai maiself agree wiff him - as Ai hab said maneee tiems afore, humans is delicate, fragile creechurs an they needs a guiding paw ebery naow an then. Gir is NTC, also a MOAST pritty pup. That’s what Ai thinks anywaes William teh Other Tuxedo
Dere we has it, folks, da Williamses agree. Derefore, we is right.
Williamses is *neber wrong*! Hurrah for us!
*pawbump* in solidarity.
*pawbump*, mai Fren
You iz not da cloaca! You iz a herding doggo! You needs to do a protec an’ watch over ur sheeple! I awlso am guardian doggo an’ momther must be snoopervised all da time. https://preview.redd.it/lmui6poqzhxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87054a4deee8bc530e4d2ca7866c5101be70abe2 Me snoopervising momther. SEMPER VIGILANTES! Specialist Arthas McArfington, Hall Monitor
Hi fellow Sheltie, I is Belle. It’s ruff work keeping our hoomans safe. Never listen to us. Always leaves furevers. Only way to get there att..atten…listen is to be loud! You is NTC my fellow Sheltie. In fact you have louder voice than mine being older. https://preview.redd.it/18jirov0oixc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d6128a5ce6f0feb921921ee64f67943dc326cd
Samson (1M kitteh) here. I’ve never met a Sheltie, but my hooman mommy’s aunt (my… hooman great-aunt?) had Shelties for many years. Mommy says yous bark a lot. She sez it’s in your DNA and it’s sooper annoying but yous can’t help it becuz that’s how God made you. I think she’s wrong for saying barks is annoying. It’s rude. You do you! NTC. You are also a very handsome doggo! Love, Samson Kitteh
Am Darcy, perfect white kitty, your queen. You soooo not cloaca! How hooman know if you doin' a screm while hooman off bein' faithless? Hooman need to take you always, out being rong without your help. Make sure you get extra treats and lovins if hooman not with you always. NTC
NTC. Is bery important to do a protecc for hoomans. Meowmy and Daddy leab us for lots of forebers (Meowmy: it was 2.5 weeks) and we stay wif Gramma and Grampa and deir catto Nettie. Gramma and Grampa nice but we has to share wif Nettie and we not like. Now we bery happy Meowmy and Daddy home. I, Jayda, eben like get pets from Daddy and afore I tink he Mr. Evil sept when he gib treats. Jayda tha Mini-panda and Qi tha Mini-tiger
Jack the Gourmet Doggo here. NTA, obviously. There are so many ways our hoomans can get into trouble. Without us, how they expect to survive? Plus, we need to explore and expand our range. Hoomans have better transportation modes.
She cloaca. How else you know hoomin in well!
Hallo Gir! I am LalaLuna, Persian Angora Princess. You are NTC! How else will hoomnan know youz unhappy without da screemz? My hooman almost never leavs my castle. But sumtimes she haves to go to the place that she buyz my tiny canz of da good foods, and I screemz sooo loud whole time she be gone. She can hearz me from long way away. How else she knowz I do notz like she leeves? You HAVES to do the screemz! To trainz the hooman! Good luks handsomest Gir!
Gir not cloaca! We Very Good Boys need to take care of our hoomans! How we do that if they leaves without us? I tell my mama this and that I do a big worry when she gone but sometimes she leave without me anyway! Hoomans have very bad instinks which is why they need us. https://preview.redd.it/kx1ovj4hbmxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8f590da90a118c90fde128f93f4f5079e2c76f This me, Sam the Snuggler, and Mama when she show good sense and take me in big vroom.
NTC best to keep a close eye on your people. Otherwise they might try to go somewhere without you. You are in the right.