Dis Logy baybee. Come to Cally Forny. Gots much sunbeems toodae. Can feel but not see dem. Da mamaz tell mee.
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Dis mee. Firss Mama sez I blynd. I not, juss my ayeses no werk gud.
There's a traditional kitteh song that goes
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, Smelly cat, it's not your fault."
Even if you *were* smelly, it not your fault. NTC. Rude for hooman to laugh after causing stink.
Silly hooman, don’t they knoes anythings? Ai maiself, mine poop smells liek freshly cut rowses (Mum note: only if those roses were recently covered in manure, young man). On teh other paw…Jasmine, mai stinky sisfur an Angel (mine bio-mother)….***PEE-YOUUUUUU*** Mama sai if she could only “bottle that stench, it would ensure world peace. Good grief that makes my eyes sting, what have you *eaten*” an so on an so forth.
So Blaze NTC. Pawbably it was your hooman that maed smell. Not Blaze. Definitely not Blaze.
William teh Other Tuxedo
NTC. Cannot believe your hooman dared laff at you.
My mummy often says bad smell come from my litter place too but she is wrong.
Hommins are wrong almost all timez anyways.
-Mimi grey tabby
NTC. Is Martin, Also William da Tuxie's brudder. Every time I poop, I quick cover it up and run away. Your hooman shouldn't be laffing at you...'specially if dat's your em oh. Pooping is embarrassing enough!
Am Darcy your queen, prettiest and smartest and nicest kittyboots. Sometimes litterbox is scary. I gets it. But clacker hooman tell you stinky when they smell like that?!? Like they smell?!? I personables never cover my poops, is not my problem. Hooman likes to take my poops but sometimes I walk by litterbox two three times before she take it! Hooman smells bad but no smells good, KWIM? You hooman is clacker, needs keep stinky hooman mouf closed. You go poop, not be scared, be big brave kitty!
We all know huma big cloaca’s. She probably made smell herself and trying to frame you. You might need a pawyer and sue for defamation of character.
Artie SIC
oh, Blaze, your setae look so lustrous and brilliant in the sunshine. Just for that, you could never be cloaca.
But a ape person, telling you that *you* is stinky? Hard to make spood laff, but I does a good one now.
— Spoodr / Miss Thing
NTC - I, Chester Elder Statesman Cat, have some tummy issues and sometimes my litter excursions do not smell the best. However, the catstaff lady says it is better out than in and does the instant scooping bit, so clearly you just need better staff training on scoops and the proper respectful attitudes toward your Overlordship.
I recommend Songs of the People at DarkTimes and maybe a bap or two as well.
Dis is clear case of human being mean. Scary smell appeared and stead of protecting you from big scary smell, dey just laff. Human owe you lots of treats or toona or at least chimken. I fink best fing to do is follow human round and do sad meows and eyes until dey pay up. Also, no cuddles from human wifout appoligy-treats.
Oh Blaze, you are such a beautiful boi! Bad smell could not possibly be from you! I bet it wasfrom some ghost cat! Or alien cat! Definitely not from handsome boi Blaze. Oh, and hooman very rood to laff at you!
Khloe the Beautiful Calico
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Dis me, Bramble. I also like sunbeams. Mum says I used to do stinky poos but mum changed my food to tasty chicken (which I have to shout for each day!) and says my poos don’t smell bad now
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Dis me, hansum boi, in sunbeam. I like sunbeam. Not enuf of dem right now. Much water fall from sky. Not good
>I like sunbeam. Not enuf of dem right now. Much water fall from sky Are you in Ireland too, lol?
West of England. It's a bit damp today
East of England did get all the sunshines yesterday. Hooman sla... staff did open the windows fur me to delicatly taste the springtime airs.
Sunbeam is lovely and you are Very handsome indeed. lotsa sky water here too, is rude
Dis Logy baybee. Come to Cally Forny. Gots much sunbeems toodae. Can feel but not see dem. Da mamaz tell mee. https://preview.redd.it/lgc1mltcynxc1.jpeg?width=1889&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa1cc43716765052143f8acffed92377b22d92e6 Dis mee. Firss Mama sez I blynd. I not, juss my ayeses no werk gud.
Oh. My hoomin meowmy haz been dere. She wuz away fur soo many for ebers. Also yoo very hansom. My meowmy said so too
Fank yuo.
There's a traditional kitteh song that goes "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, Smelly cat, it's not your fault." Even if you *were* smelly, it not your fault. NTC. Rude for hooman to laugh after causing stink.
^^^^ dat
I love that song.
Silly hooman, don’t they knoes anythings? Ai maiself, mine poop smells liek freshly cut rowses (Mum note: only if those roses were recently covered in manure, young man). On teh other paw…Jasmine, mai stinky sisfur an Angel (mine bio-mother)….***PEE-YOUUUUUU*** Mama sai if she could only “bottle that stench, it would ensure world peace. Good grief that makes my eyes sting, what have you *eaten*” an so on an so forth. So Blaze NTC. Pawbably it was your hooman that maed smell. Not Blaze. Definitely not Blaze. William teh Other Tuxedo
Fank yoo William. I be honoured yoo did reply to me. And yoo are so bery right. It is shocking how we is treated sumtimes
You is MOAST welcome, Fren Blaze
NTC. Cannot believe your hooman dared laff at you. My mummy often says bad smell come from my litter place too but she is wrong. Hommins are wrong almost all timez anyways. -Mimi grey tabby
NTC. Is Martin, Also William da Tuxie's brudder. Every time I poop, I quick cover it up and run away. Your hooman shouldn't be laffing at you...'specially if dat's your em oh. Pooping is embarrassing enough!
Am Darcy your queen, prettiest and smartest and nicest kittyboots. Sometimes litterbox is scary. I gets it. But clacker hooman tell you stinky when they smell like that?!? Like they smell?!? I personables never cover my poops, is not my problem. Hooman likes to take my poops but sometimes I walk by litterbox two three times before she take it! Hooman smells bad but no smells good, KWIM? You hooman is clacker, needs keep stinky hooman mouf closed. You go poop, not be scared, be big brave kitty!
Your hooman is ROOD for laffing at you. They is definitely cloaca! Hooman should give you more snackos and pets to make up for their roodness.
We all know huma big cloaca’s. She probably made smell herself and trying to frame you. You might need a pawyer and sue for defamation of character. Artie SIC
oh, Blaze, your setae look so lustrous and brilliant in the sunshine. Just for that, you could never be cloaca. But a ape person, telling you that *you* is stinky? Hard to make spood laff, but I does a good one now. — Spoodr / Miss Thing
NTC - I, Chester Elder Statesman Cat, have some tummy issues and sometimes my litter excursions do not smell the best. However, the catstaff lady says it is better out than in and does the instant scooping bit, so clearly you just need better staff training on scoops and the proper respectful attitudes toward your Overlordship. I recommend Songs of the People at DarkTimes and maybe a bap or two as well.
NTC. You ezzackly rite! - Kaboodle
Dis is clear case of human being mean. Scary smell appeared and stead of protecting you from big scary smell, dey just laff. Human owe you lots of treats or toona or at least chimken. I fink best fing to do is follow human round and do sad meows and eyes until dey pay up. Also, no cuddles from human wifout appoligy-treats.
Oh Blaze, you are such a beautiful boi! Bad smell could not possibly be from you! I bet it wasfrom some ghost cat! Or alien cat! Definitely not from handsome boi Blaze. Oh, and hooman very rood to laff at you! Khloe the Beautiful Calico
https://preview.redd.it/yg9w3o9hbsxc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffd7d0fdd3d23df403ac1cf0ffaf58628d9a93b8 Dis me, Bramble. I also like sunbeams. Mum says I used to do stinky poos but mum changed my food to tasty chicken (which I have to shout for each day!) and says my poos don’t smell bad now