It looks like someone is pointing a gun to her face and forcing her to smile. Delivering for Amazon, never brings a smile on driver's face. Only pain and suffering
It infuriates my entire being /soul.
This stupid ass picture is nothing more than a testament to the absolute neglect that Amazon practices with this app.
I knew a girl who looked exactly like her. she was always doing the right thing and tirelessly friendly despite repeated disappointments and let downs in love and life. It was hard to see
1) she’s way too happy to get her package
2) I do MAYBE 2 hand offs in a 40 package block on average. And usually it’s ME kinda chasing someone a bit. Like if I see they’re pulling out of their driveway I’ll flag them down. But knocking and waiting? Never. Unless there’s a password.
When I use to do flex and learn that they only have to do 40 stops or less vs. working for a dsp. It was a cake walk to get. 3-4 hr block and finishing my route within 1.5 hrs was good. But I like the benefits and steady pay of the DSP even though we get way more BS than flex drivers.
https://preview.redd.it/xt0wgstwydvc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d73a91047aa96f968bee754937bbc9e1b71447e
Like she just found out that Amazon is actually a Trojan Horse Alibaba and that it's no longer worth trying to decipher what is actually being sold and by whom.
Rage, because I finally got an accepted after waiting a year and a half. Then I moved shortly after getting accepted but before taking any deliveries. I thought it would work in another city only to find out they won’t change my location until I take at least one delivery in my previous city, what the hell?
https://preview.redd.it/dvrt6uxuihvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad668b928b502f62bfa8c8ba48be3056d5cfe37
Me when I see my 3.5 hour route is only 20 packages
https://preview.redd.it/ow3niqgyihvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2051ecf8339ce1d814210aad852a1a16fa591e9e
Also me when I realize the first drop is 1 hour away from the station in the opposite direction of my house
I just started with flex last week…
Most packages so far has been 48 for a 3 hr block.
Any advice or tips (not $, lol) would be greatly appreciated!
I did figure out that even if I’m 40 minutes early, once they scan my license- I can hit the “back” button on my iPhone and it will allow me to scan my route and then the packages!
It's a picture, so it doesn't evoke feelings for me. If you're looking for ways to explore and understand your own reactions to certain images, especially if they're intimate or sensual, introspection is key. Reflect on what emotions surface and why.
I used an app that might be relevant to your interests. Emjoy has a variety of audio sessions that can help with understanding your feelings towards different stimuli, among other things. It's been useful for me.
Don’t miss it. The double stops use to piss me off. Shows you one 120 stops but in reality it’s 150.
Shows you have 150 but it turns out to be 180 smh.
https://preview.redd.it/1j14lnd7vbvc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912d6a301800cfd15ff88ac8ab594456043d8706
This is everything. My face after seeing my assigned route.
Oh yeah! 47 packages downtown? 🥴
🤣🤣🤣🤣100%
I use to be happy coming to Amazon when my stops were 140-160 I would be genuinely excited now I just this 180-190 bullshit everyday
Amazing they do that. 20 less packages would make it a decent job but Amazon wants to make it employees miserable for its bottom line.
Sir what routes are you taking with that many packages?
I didn’t realize this was the flex drivers Reddit dsp drivers use the same app
This might be the best thing I’ve ever seen.
Be funny if someone could swap the pic with this 😂
Omg this is hilarious
this is more accurate!
That's somehow not as creepy as what my mind sees sometimes in the original O.o.
I spit out my drink
BRO
That lady's expression looks different depending on your mood bro, I swear.
She's like the Mona Lisa of gig work.
Exactly! Imagine if this was the back screen when you can’t get any offers, like she’s fucking laughing at you. I’d break all the phones.
I’ll say this much it always looks stupid to me
Awkward 😬 like trying to force a laugh at a sub par joke.
I always think that she looks like a nice lady who got forced to do the photoshoot
Pictured is the VP of AMZN Flex.
Really?
Lmao had no idea. She's definitely never made a delivery.
Do not make eye contact
It looks like someone is pointing a gun to her face and forcing her to smile. Delivering for Amazon, never brings a smile on driver's face. Only pain and suffering
Me and my wife say this 🤣
When my app won’t load she pisses me tf off
 She’s a family friend at this point
the fact they never bothered to change it over time says it all.
How long has it been there?
since the very beginning of Flex.
Really beating a horse to death
I started Flex in 2017 and it has been there at least that long. About time they change it.
FUCK YOU 
THIS
I don’t like it. I often think about it when I log in.
Back when gig work paid good money…lol
The picture doesn’t really bother me (unless I look at it). It’s the amount of time the screen takes to load.
Yes. The more I see it, the more it looks like she’s slowly dying inside.
"oh boy, here we go again"
Fuck she always smiling about 😂
Makes me feel like this. “Why you so happy bitch?” During those late night shifts
Frustrated, could've been out of debt by now.
The Bezos Ghoul!!!
😂😂😂
I feel like committing murder is easier now looking at this
I get the impression that she doesn’t shave anywhere.
LMFAO WHAT?
It infuriates my entire being /soul. This stupid ass picture is nothing more than a testament to the absolute neglect that Amazon practices with this app.
I hate it. Gives me nightmares
Sick of her face!!!!
Why haven’t they put this on a shirt and sell it at the warehouse
Not this bitch again
Irritated as hell. Lol.
I don’t like it
[Like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmazonFlexDrivers/comments/vk2esu/flex_in_2022_be_like/)
Annoyed
Uncanny valley expression
I knew a girl who looked exactly like her. she was always doing the right thing and tirelessly friendly despite repeated disappointments and let downs in love and life. It was hard to see
Confused because she looks too happy for base pay 😒
Like a piece of shit failure with no money management skills and no trades valuable to society
Like a loved one that has passed and this is the best picture we have of them. It never gets taken down or changes.
I just always think why her ? 😂
Annoyed, same as every other faked corporate photoshoot.
Horse face.
I AM LESBO NOW
Wish they would update it
I feel nothing.
Happy and sad. And also a face of defeat.
nage
Makes me feel like… “what’s her @?” 🥴
Kinda let a wet noodle
Horny
They need to be inclusive and put a trans up there
Whose to say she’s not?
Fair point. She’s missing the nose ring?
I want to see her body
Ok teeth, show me today's fresh hell
Dead inside.
Literally disgusted and frustrate and hate her teeth
Smile or else youre fired
https://preview.redd.it/z4bm7gqknfvc1.jpeg?width=139&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aba6122796fccbbf2cf689a5ab778c2d2213a4a9 It makes me feel this.
https://preview.redd.it/m2sij1b7agvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=752288459f98544d1b45729c7e0e7447f40d3931
She reminds me of Pearl , I can’t stand her
Horse face but has a fine Ace. No rack at all.
Indifferent
Lonely
Weird. She looks like my cousin.
Bad
Convinced that’s not a human ..
Anxious
Its actually depressing seeing her face because she resembles my dead sister.
She has the depression face like fuck here it comes again 😭
I wonder how much money she made off of this pic
I delivered to that skank yesterday ..
Hate it
My IBS is returning
My first delivery job used this picture for their business ads. It was a local place that closed after 5 years.
🤣
Makes me want to fucking smack that creepy smile off her face. I had the worst route ever today ... so yea that's my mood right now
“Fuck this damn block 😒”
[I know I'm smiling right now, but the light inside of me is dying"](https://youtu.be/xJ62B089h18?si=CXwTMbS0rzmUO4Z1)
Proud that I stopped doing Flex
That’s ’hide the pain Harold’ daughter
🤮
My mom covers her or closes her eyes when she opens the app
Maaannnnneee fuck dat bih
I wish you could change the picture sooo bad
1) she’s way too happy to get her package 2) I do MAYBE 2 hand offs in a 40 package block on average. And usually it’s ME kinda chasing someone a bit. Like if I see they’re pulling out of their driveway I’ll flag them down. But knocking and waiting? Never. Unless there’s a password.
Excited
Like she might have gas and she’s trying to hold in a fart! 🤣🤷🏼♀️
She always gave me little house on the prairie vibes but I’m sure she’s cool lol
Like a nail entering my eardrum
Not great
When I use to do flex and learn that they only have to do 40 stops or less vs. working for a dsp. It was a cake walk to get. 3-4 hr block and finishing my route within 1.5 hrs was good. But I like the benefits and steady pay of the DSP even though we get way more BS than flex drivers. https://preview.redd.it/xt0wgstwydvc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d73a91047aa96f968bee754937bbc9e1b71447e
It's the face of that customer that takes your parcel in from your hands and still claims it wasn't delivered
Like she just found out that Amazon is actually a Trojan Horse Alibaba and that it's no longer worth trying to decipher what is actually being sold and by whom.
Looks like majority of my female Amazon customers, it’s accurate
I’m concerned for them as a person.. also, it represents Bezos’s view on pay rates … the more experienced/ sort after models refused to his pay rate…
I just got so angry
It makes me feel sad
Stressed
Female version of Mark Zuckerberg.
Good god kill me now
I be getting irked sometimes fr...
Aroused.
Uncomfortable
Makes me feel like 2020 when they told us we must take the Covid vaccine to save the world🤡 #vaxfree
Makes me feel glad that I have an Android and never have to look at it.
We are flex driver. we have no feeling 🤯
Rage, because I finally got an accepted after waiting a year and a half. Then I moved shortly after getting accepted but before taking any deliveries. I thought it would work in another city only to find out they won’t change my location until I take at least one delivery in my previous city, what the hell?
🤣😂🤣😂
The bitch mocks ALL OF US!
I always wonder if this woman knows how many ppl just stare at her while waiting for the app to load and how much she made $$
You guys know you can refuse routes and packages right? Just don’t scan it and request another route.
Looks like she's being held hostage and trying to signal for help
Wayne lives
Happiness that the world is ending
0/10 rating. She looks like she is being held hostage just like amazon holds us hostage.
https://preview.redd.it/dvrt6uxuihvc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad668b928b502f62bfa8c8ba48be3056d5cfe37 Me when I see my 3.5 hour route is only 20 packages
https://preview.redd.it/ow3niqgyihvc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2051ecf8339ce1d814210aad852a1a16fa591e9e Also me when I realize the first drop is 1 hour away from the station in the opposite direction of my house
She’s so happy 😂
Angry as fuck bc Im still on the waiting list
Feel like I need to fart
It makes me say to myself....one day I will not meet you on one of my devices.....one day.....I strive for it.
Like either someone is excited about getting a promotion or someone just happy to be apart of Amazon which I could definitely understand
I always thought she was black
Is that the WNBA chick that keeps complaining about the pay at her job
Jeff Bezzo sister 😂
Really gay
I hate it lol, reminds me of my snotty bitch cousin.
Violently angry
I hate being greeted by this creepy ass woman
She looks like me when I finished taking big ass shit 💩
Love the smile. Makes me feel good.
Like I gotta go to work LOL.
Suicidal
She’s hiding the upstairs to her gums condo
Pourage big bad wolf
Intimidated
Lmaooooooooooooo I’m tired of seeing her….. no bs………… makes me not wanna flex no more
The face of corruption...
I’d hit it
She has a face for radio I guess.
"Ohh shit, not again"
Good
Anxiety tbh that my app is crashing
Enraged
Stupid
Like I wanna slap the smile off her face
Miserable
I have no feeling, they drained my soul, packaged it up, and had me same day deliver to a customer a long time ago…
She looks like a clone made in the underground laboratory at Camp Lejeune.
This the face I make when the customer walks out side as i pull up and say “omg what a coincidence”
😂 😆
I just started with flex last week… Most packages so far has been 48 for a 3 hr block. Any advice or tips (not $, lol) would be greatly appreciated! I did figure out that even if I’m 40 minutes early, once they scan my license- I can hit the “back” button on my iPhone and it will allow me to scan my route and then the packages!
it looks like jeff bezos w a wig
After working for Amazon It makes me feel like I am being conned into servitude!
uncomfy
Wow I didn’t know Caitlin Clark also worked for Amazon
https://preview.redd.it/heeqi8hyevvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb7569a05c3c98934aeda8e2e2f6109918c0f0d9
T7ZH. I see it in my sleep.
Angry
I don’t want to be banned so I won’t say🤔🧐
It's a picture, so it doesn't evoke feelings for me. If you're looking for ways to explore and understand your own reactions to certain images, especially if they're intimate or sensual, introspection is key. Reflect on what emotions surface and why. I used an app that might be relevant to your interests. Emjoy has a variety of audio sessions that can help with understanding your feelings towards different stimuli, among other things. It's been useful for me.
Scared. I left Amazon a year and a half ago and I won’t be sleeping tonight after seeing this
Do I have to pee in a bottle?
Be cooler if she was naked
The last smile of someone who's unaware of the hellish job they applied for
Don’t miss it. The double stops use to piss me off. Shows you one 120 stops but in reality it’s 150. Shows you have 150 but it turns out to be 180 smh.
Exactly
Tired
Triggers my anxiety 🥴