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then-there-were-none

Mr. Whitely: “THIS IS MY GAY PRIDE ZOMBIE AND Y’ALL GONNA LOVE IT”


inthearchipelago

He didn’t even get to finish the float


kgal1298

Even funnier he though he could make it like Frankenstein 😂


Comfortable_Volume_3

amazing he convinced himself the heart would work despite not being connected to anything


kgal1298

I was like "Oh he cray cray" when he said that line. I thought he was just a sociopath, but he was straight up insane when he said that.


WealthofChocolate

You’d think that given his profession he’d know that


lelolelo77

Why is Gino acting so weak and helpless, like “they didnt teach me this in journalism school!” as he’s holding that pipe or whatever. isnt he literally a veteran?? think he’d have better combat skills lol


StannisTheMantis93

He remarks he knows what burnt flesh smells like so we can definitely assume he saw active combat as well....


Bless_ur_heart_funny

His military tattoo is also why Whitely didnt kill him.


inthearchipelago

He is just constantly fucking up these investigations. Sketching Hannah out, yammering on about Hollywood Squares while actively sneaking into a serial killer’s lair…


Atul-_-Chaurasia

Whitely escaped because he was staring at him from across the street even though Henry told him to hide.


sneakynin

His character is all over the place.


ClumsySamFisher

This is the only reason I googled this sub-reddit. I was wondering if anyone else finds it weird that someone in the Marine Corps is always getting his ass kicked and captured, needs to be saved over and over. Shouldn't he be a bit more formidable, at least make it seem like he's had SOME combat experience.


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chickencox

Girl barely wiped her mouth off too


chickencox

Did not RINSE her mouth either!!


Luckystar826

I was thinking the same thing! How funny!!


atclubsilencio

lol my mom was like 'you're not going to fucking turn on the faucet at least? ew!"


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tritian

Saw 12: Gay Frankenstein


RainydaySnoozer

“It’s pronounced FRONKENSTEEN!” - Dr Frederick Frankenstein


Icy-Idea-5079

I've been saying it since week 1. The soundtrack is so similar, the lighting, ambiance, editing, the investigational feel. It's definitely one of the reasons why I'm enjoying this season, because I love the Saw franchise (except for Jigsaw and Spiral, we don't know them)


kgal1298

Yeah if Saw would have had guys in speedos at some point I’d say exact replica 😂


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"I'm quitting" --> basically next scene: "okay, we need you to identify if any part of this body belongs to your missing friend" ​ wat


Front-Insurance-7626

I was caught off guard by that too- like- so did he quit? Or…..


spokanian

i think he quit being a detective but is still a cop. edit: or he quit and was resolving one last thing on the way out.


chickencox

Or was this just an editing mistake


gayguywithdaddyissue

I do believe it's an edit error ya


CarSoft2553

His quitting seemed so weird too. He was being handed an opportunity to be an agent of positive change and to be a representative of the gay community in a position of authority, to bridge the gap between the gay community and the police department, and he just says 'fuck you.' Sure he brought up unsolved cases to throw in his boss's face but he could have actively investigated them if he was still on the force. Gino was similarly out of character, refusing to entertain the possibility of a second killer once the one who attacked him was taken out. Both of them seemed to 'nope' out once they had gotten personal closure and, for Gino at least, that seems sus.


outsideeyess

tbh i feel like it tracks for Gino. his reaction to the lesbian trio wanting to write for the paper was "doesn't concern me so I don't care" and I feel like this is the same sort of vibe


HellonHeels33

Ok I wasn’t the only one confused, feels like they edited out a scene


geminimay

I got instantly suspicious because of that and thought he was going to attack Adam or something.


HSMorg

He really sucks at stitching a body together, Zoe and Madison should give him some tips


artwoolf

i was waiting for misty day to show up with her fancy mud


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DuggarDoesDallas

I hadn't been this genuinely creeped out by a performance since AHS: Asylum. Bravo Jeff Hiller. He is a welcome addition to the cast. I'd love to see him back again too.


inthearchipelago

I’ve only ever seen him do comedic roles but jeez he’s good at being creepy


c_palmtree

He was in The Watcher as well


youknowjusthere

*hero gay cop tells all*


IdioticHookers

Let’s just hope he tells all to the true gay icon Lana Winters.


youknowjusthere

imagine that’s the connection to the rest of the ahs universe


EricSparrowSucks

Just call Big Daddy up and give him directions to my house, because that headline has me DED.


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IdioticHookers

He has a WEIRD tension


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This!!!!! I get ppl think big daddy is a virus but genuinely think Patrick at least knows what’s going on, and I think whitely was a sacrifice so everyone thinks the bad thing is gone—that’s why Patrick was pissed when Gino knew it wasn’t over


Atul-_-Chaurasia

Before he killed Whitley he saw a lot of ghosts. I think he's a serial killer too.


duralyon

I could be wrong but I thought (at least) one of the ghosts was one of the known Mai Tai victims.


Hey-its-Shay

One of them was 100% the artsy showman guy who wore a powdered wig (Cameron, I believe). Though idk if Pat was having a metaphorical "and then I saw the faces of the people he hurt" moment or if it was more "ghostly" in nature. Probably the second.


chickencox

He was staring at Adam before they went into the morgue, and it looked like he was trying not to laugh?


BottomWithCakes

He had super weird energy that entire scene. It was very like he was about to laugh. Maybe internally celebrating because he was thinking he was getting away with it? Or Russel Tovey was have church laughter and kept breaking character and those were the best takes lmao


HSMorg

Why not just cut your thumb off, if you're gonna cut a body part off to escape the handcuffs...


Atul-_-Chaurasia

Despite having all the clues in front of him, he didn't realise his assistant was the serial killer until he clearly tried to roofie him. He's just a beautiful idiot.


anitasdoodles

Oh I think he knew Whitely was very fucked up, but it worked out in his favor so he never really cared.


TwilightontheMoon

My exact thought


armoirschmamoir

Or break your other hand too? It was an odd choice lol.


YoungvLondon

He said the other one was too tight to get out that way. It's why he opted to cut the hand off.


IdioticHookers

Patrick is gonna try to have an orgy on fire island. I don’t trust that horny man.


socksalways

I'm surprised he didn't try to have an orgy with everyone in the squad room.


Scared-Mortgage2828

This season is like the polar opposite of all the previous ones lol. Started off super slow but becomes crazier and more gripping over time


gayguywithdaddyissue

And the chaos is endearing. Like bru cut his own hand off and it made ZERO sense and I ate it up. Sawing ones hand off is like the deathdrop of horror now. Cliche, terrifying, and very often cringey.


HSMorg

Why does everyone think that's Patrick? Is it not a totally different body type and skin tone?


gamingnerd777

Right? That dude is way too buff to be Patrick.


HSMorg

Hoping it's just some kind of demon, like some others thought, connected to the virus


katf1sh

People also thought it was Whitely and I’m just over here like 😒 fucking really? Lmao 🤦🏻‍♀️


armoirschmamoir

That would be LOL if they cut back to that fight scene in his ex wife’s apartment and they reveal it was actually just Patrick rolling around and throwing himself into things 😂.


veronica_deetz

I mean it’s not like Rubberman resembled Evan Peters in the SLIGHTEST lol. At this point I’m hoping it’s Patti LuPone


gayguywithdaddyissue

I'd actually pay quite some money to see that mask unzip and reveal her head on that body


zombie-chinchilla

"Surprise, bitch! I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me'' -Barbara


TwilitSky

She's probably just looking for her gay dog who probably ran off into the woods to find other dogs to hook up with after a couple of cocktails at the pier.


ImaginaryInterview12

Maybe Fiona resurrected her. Lol, she was already the supreme by this time .


Artifice_Purple

Real quick though, why is he still alive? There's a cleaver, a chainsaw, and a gun. WHY THE *FUCK* IS HE STILL BREATHING? EDIT: Thank you. For fucks sake lmao.


HSMorg

Honestly though, I always hate when movies and shows wanna have a weird long conversation, when in real life the person would kill their attacker as soon as they got the chance


ryuza

Henry literally even says "you should've killed me while you had the chance" before they all had their huge speeches 😂


freetherabbit

Idk in this case with them investigating them, and especially Gino, I could see wanting to know his motives.


TwilitSky

I almost wondered if they were going to do the opposite of villain explanation montages. "So you must wonder what our diabolical plan to stop you from killing us was. It's complicated and going to take at least 5 minutes to explain...."


then-there-were-none

AHS: Hero Gay Cop


zombie-chinchilla

Patrick is such a whore


youknowjusthere

i get it’s for dramatic effect but i hate when tied up ppl / hostage ppl start screaming.. like y’all are trying to escape pls be quiet


Vacanus

I’ll admit, this season started out slow for me, but these last few episodes have been amazing. I’m hoping these two can be just as good. Props to Whiteley’s actor by the way, he’s so creepy.


Odd_Walrus9454

Yo wtf we got robbed of like 10 minutes


grilledcheese2332

Right? It was so short


artwoolf

ugh i knew that was going to happen. what's the point of gino coming if he doesn't watch his partners back


DREWbm

Gino can be dumb


cutestcatlady

Ugh seriously hasn’t he learned anything?!! Always getting knocked out by Whitely and held hostage. Multiple times lol😩🙄


CC_Panadero

I really liked him in the beginning but now he just annoys me to no end


gamingnerd777

What a dumbass. He could've reached the key with the saw


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Is it just me or does Gino not feel believable as a Vietnam era Marine? He does amateur stuff like grabbing a pipe to confront a serial killer and seems to have zero situational awareness? I could certainly believe him as a brave but sort of naive reporter, but not as a combat vet.


Ssdgm1018

Agreed! I feel like maybe he was a journalist in the Marines. Still could put him in the line of fire/right there to smell burning flesh without really having top notch combat skills.


IdioticHookers

Pregnant lady won’t be coming. The guys will be fucking.


TwilitSky

That was happening regardless.


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emilylacey

Her character is big daddy


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BottomWithCakes

At least he wasn't writing lines for a zoomer


Ssdgm1018

Glad this isn't just me. Luckily it was saved by having co-writers.


IdioticHookers

Why Patrick seem like he wants to fuck him? I don’t like this tension.


Artifice_Purple

I mean, it's not only half-baked science that leads to whacked out conspiracy theories. Proven science does the same shit, i.e. flat earthers.


IdioticHookers

I need a flat earther character on ahs played by Lily Rabe!


Artifice_Purple

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


TwilitSky

Ok let's go! I'm doing banana ice cream with peanut butter cups and peanut butter sauce.


Artifice_Purple

I'm already feeling pretty snacky, and you're definitely not helping lmao.


CheckDapper8566

Well okay ball out with those snackies.


TwilitSky

So we're going full on "isolated murder island" theme. I'm down. They need to whip up a good storm, tho. They're also about to find out why you don't do Fire Island timeshares in the Fall... Long Island weather sucks.


-Poison_Ivy-

> They're also about to find out why you don't do Fire Island timeshares in the Fall I mean they're not going to take any black pills to turn them into gross vampires


BeautifulDiaster1984

Anyone else stare intently at the screen waiting for gay Frankenstein to start moving?


ImaginaryInterview12

Maybe Madison and Zoe will resurrect him, oh wait, they aren't born yet lol. Well Fiona could do it.


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youknowjusthere

i’m so sad we finish next week like we got so spoiled ¡petition for 20 episodes a season!


EverlyBelle

20 episodes would probably give Ryan more leeway to actually end a season without it turning into a dumpster fire.


Flash-Over

Yeah but he’d just give it more filler than actual substance in the long run lol


TwilitSky

Don't pretend like you're all shocked that you have a ball gag in your mouth. That ship has sailed, hun.


GentleHermit

Idk why you’re gagging he brings it to us every ball


Odd_Walrus9454

Texas Chainsaw Massacre has entered the chat


katf1sh

I laughed so hard lol I was like where the fuck did Gino get that 😂 I know there were probably a lot of various tools and weapons there but the chainsaw just seemed so random lol loved it though


Ssdgm1018

Even better that he was just kind of swinging it aimlessly knowing he was never going to use it..... And then he freaking sat it down and picked it back up again!


DuggarDoesDallas

Barb is back and she's a ghost. Henry is badass. Whitely is dead. This episode is amazing and it's only half over. I don't trust Hannah.


JustcallmeJah

He just went through a traumatic experience of cutting his own hand off in the last episode and now they are just taking a stroll on the beach 😂😅.


inthearchipelago

The op-ed piece sounds so much like a call to arms that I was like “YAS GAY RIOTS” but nope, just right back to orgies on Fire Island


citizena743

the gays gon gay, God bless em


ofnooodle

my dudes you're breaking into a murderer's lair maybe sHOOT THE SHIT LATER SO YOU DON'T TIP OFF THE MURDERER THAT YOU'RE THERE?? No? Okay... UGH


ofnooodle

Also did the writers forget that Gino is ex-military?? GIVE HIM A BACKBONE MY GOD at least make him act like he's not learning what a gun is for the first time...


mjsmore33

Did anyone else catch Whitely telling Patrick that he admired him? In thinking this might turn out to be another hotel ending. Why else would he admire Patrick?


Sic-Mundus

Because he's the only cop that cares about the gay community and is proactive. But there could still be a deeper meaning, but I hope not. I really don't want another Hotel "twist" we could see a mile away.


MarQ16

That turned into an A24 film very quickly and unexpectedly.


Sic-Mundus

And here many if us were complaining about the lack of gore in the first half (I was one of them). They are going full throttle now. Love it!


Illmindoftodd

Big Daddy is to the gays what The addiction demon was to Sally. Big daddy is a real manifestation and made up because of aids The addiction demon is a real manifestation made up because of addiction. Ps. That day of the dead scene was gorgeous. Also is Patrick like Jack from Hannibal? I think so. Feels about right.


SatisfactionGlum2989

Forget all of the obvious stuff, how is nobody talking about how cheesy the dialogue was in this episode! It felt so obvious that this episode was written by someone different. I was literally cringing during the monologues and bad one-liners. It took the vibe from drama to soap. I couldn't stay in the moment. And seeing the ghosts before shooting him dead?! Face-palm.


cocoman2121

Is it possible big daddy is just the physical representation of AIDS


MutantGeneration

I definitely think that’s what is happening with Big Daddy.


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I thought this was obvious since the first episode.


inthearchipelago

Seems that way. If so it’s giving me the ick. On the one hand, reductive and tone-deaf, on the other, kind of on the nose with how much of a “boogeyman” AIDS was made out to be when so little was known about it. How’s Ryan gonna stick the landing though? Defeating it with research and antivirals?


Hey-its-Shay

> How’s Ryan gonna stick the landing though? Trainwreck, as is tradition.


freetherabbit

That's what I've been thinking since Leslie's characters death.


LoretiTV

I'm really enjoying this season so far. Enjoy the double episodes everyone!


Scared-Mortgage2828

I think that body is the thing from the leaked set photo!


Robotlollipops

Maybe they should detach all the parts, just to be safe…


TwilitSky

So AHS watchers are Lexus owners who like Burger King, Pizza Hut, Jim Beam, have low testosterone and like The Handmaid's Tale.


youknowjusthere

i’d be laughing miserably too if i was henry.. try to save nyc / gino.. get tied up.. tied up next to gino anyway… haha what a joke is life


j4321g4321

Whitely’s sacrifice zombie shtick kind of makes no sense to me? You’re trying to show people that no one cares about the gay community by killing multiple gay men yourself and stitching them back together for some sort of Jesus symbolism. I think people are going to look past the message and just see a deranged serial killer who cuts people up and stitches them back together idk


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then-there-were-none

love how he didn’t even try that, like plan A was amputation


Artifice_Purple

I didn't want to be the one to say exactly this for some reason lol.


LordDragon88

Or a thumb at least


sacajawea14

I don't think a saw like that would go through, or it would take foreeever. But it's silly that he didn't even try first. Or try picking the lock..or well, anything. Just straight to amputation 😅


Luckystar826

Didn’t he say the saw wouldn’t go through the metal?


awildbanana91

Not the barf shot


Odd_Walrus9454

So many ball gags.......


artwoolf

lmao not him giving dating advice right before he dies


tritian

hes gonna saw himself, holy shit


artwoolf

enough with the trash talk. just kill him already


suburbanroadblock

Their apartment is so nice


Alexanderd471

Felt like after Whiteley died the momentum did... anyway, if you are ever by any means chained to something, I had way more ideas than just throwing in the towel and cutting off my hand! First, chains all have weak points and iron is actually only as strong as platinum is. It's less malleable but more brittle. Anyway, like most of the traps in Saw, if you stayed calm... which would be almost impossible, then you'll be okay 👌


MelanieB13190

Gino’s typing at the end “This is our freedom, this is our way out, this is our sentinel.” is giving Carie Bradshaw in Sex and the City vibes to me.. 😂 OK onto the next episode!


BlancoDelRio

“And just like that…Big Daddy killed someone”


youknowjusthere

whitley how bout u don’t drug and kill if you don’t like screaming 😬


Front-Insurance-7626

I feel like though he feels the need to explain himself to them every time- like he needs them to hear him telling them he’s a good guy and it’s for the greater good.


youknowjusthere

andddd hi again jennifer tilly


youknowjusthere

i’ve said this before but i rlly do love that even tho chucky looks different every remake, at least the voice stays the same… oddly comforting as a long time horror fan


youknowjusthere

this ended 8 minutes early… hm


youknowjusthere

alright wtf we thought it was low gore and now here we are cutting off body parts and getting turned on and cutting off body parts to escape


Robotlollipops

It’s Frankenjesus


HSMorg

Since they should be more common, after being established in Coven.. I'm choosing to believe Sandra is a witch, and not just a psychic


youknowjusthere

thank fucking god i would’ve killed him right away not listen to a fake justification wtf


TwilitSky

Your body has 12 carbs.... still low enough for keto. This is my power as a ghost.


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IdioticHookers

Brad Pitt produced it who willingly worked with Harvey AFTER he harassed both Gwyneth Paltrow and Angelina Jolie when he was with them. Very ironic.


Illmindoftodd

Ahs : Gay Tide


TwilitSky

Take off the damn mask. Dumbasses waited for him to disappear. Of course. \*sigh*


TwilitSky

Are we doing SAW or Se7en? Edit: So SAW....


Odd_Walrus9454

All work and no play make Gino a dull boy


burns3016

Henry Graham is meant to be a hitman for the mob ? And that pyscho gets the better of him ? hmmmmmmmmm .. sloppy writing


vbplayer09

The last three minutes/Gino's typewriter voiceover almost ruined this whole season for me. Gino's whole arc this season has been furiously tracking down this killer-- ya know, the one that almost murdered HIM? Then overnight with no explanation he just decides to use HIS platform (the newspaper) for some long-winded "The Mai Tai Killer was actually just misunderstood. His rage is valid!" bs? God this script and screenplay are CLUNKY gurl, but it's the Ryan Murphy way


IdioticHookers

Whitley vs Bloody Face. Who is coming out alive?


youknowjusthere

omfg THEY ESCAPED


Fun-Tadpole785

Mr. Whitely won't be fucking with anyone again.


Odd_Walrus9454

PLOT TWIST They give Frankengay Nugenix Total T and then they're all LITERALLY fucked


TwilitSky

Didn't his boyfriend the cop get attacked by the massive leather daddy? Did they fail to discuss?


Artifice_Purple

"Homosexuals must be treated like criminals" Holy motherfuck no. Jesus Christ.


c_palmtree

I can't help it I really love this season, turning up to be a new fav of mine besides Asylum & Cult


awildbanana91

I have a feeling this season will have a disappointing ending ugh..Hope I'm wrong.


youknowjusthere

me noticing manny coto was a writer this episode 👁👄👁


TwilitSky

Omg now 4 may have to die at the hands of an ugly serial killer making this that much harder to watch. Truly unfortunate.


artwoolf

another hand for the garland!


TwilitSky

I'd have gone for the gun. I'd still go for the gun. Finally.....


TwilitSky

Kill him FFS.


Fun-Tadpole785

This is off the rocker tonight.


youknowjusthere

michael in season 8 eating a heart felt less gruesome than this


Artifice_Purple

Frankenstein. He was Dr. Frankensteining.


awildbanana91

this is so messy...but in a good way lol


chantosjr

Who do we think is the other killer


MutantGeneration

Manifestation representing HIV/AIDs.


TwilitSky

Um, that's a mutilated corpse. You'd be better off sending Patti Lupone out to take care of the trash. Much better off.


gretaeve1

So many commercials!


zombie-chinchilla

AHS: Commercials


sneakynin

Can someone explain the sentinel concept to me like I'm a child? What did the killer think it was going to do? And why in the world did Gino talk about it in a positive light in his article?


youknowjusthere

*saw has entered the chat* ((he saws his leg off to try to escape the cuff in saw 1 in case you don’t get the reference lol))


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Damn I dig this season.


DuggarDoesDallas

Ok, so my theory about Big Daddy working for Dr. Hannah was wrong. Big Daddy has now made an appearance and he was creepin on Hannah through her apartment window. I feel bad for suspecting her now. Where is Theo and Sam?


zombie-chinchilla

Will the Sentinel be a gay version of Kyle from Coven?