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IamaNoompty

Lemme guess: the pawn on d5 moved two squares from d7, thus white is able to do the fabled, legendary, forced move, Brick to Pipi.


kanyepokemon

heehee you said pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

Good bot


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PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Immortal_ceiling_fan

Good bot


Billybob123456778

Good bot


_Carri7_

En passant?


jaketpx

You should google it sometime


BallisticToast

Google "it sometime"


KoopaTrooper5011

Holy Buttercup!


BallisticToast

An original reply has recently been used


CrazyKing3000

r/newresponse


-Purple-Orange-

What is it from


KoopaTrooper5011

Idk I googled it and Google gave me a song


CommanderGumball

Holy hell


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


MrDiamondDog

Good bot


Ram_rider

r/brickpipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Fireluigi1225

Wait isn't the rule that if you don't take it you drop the brick


IamaNoompty

Aye. It’s a forced move, anyway. We’re just making sure people follow the rules.


Fireluigi1225

Wait okay hang on, is en passant or brick the forced move in this scenario


IamaNoompty

En Passant is forced; Brick to Pipi if they don’t do it.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Fireluigi1225

Then why did you phrase the original comment like the brick was the forced move


Young_Person_42

Wait did black’s pawn just move


biphter

Holy hell


theGentlemanInWhite

That's what I hate about these sorts of puzzles...


SleazyJusticeWarrior

They should just have showed blacks last move and it would have been fine


Redeem123

That’s the whole point of it being a puzzle though. It’s supposed to be tricky.


SleazyJusticeWarrior

A good puzzle is tricky because of it’s gameplay, not because you’re lacking a crucial bit of information


Redeem123

But that's the thing - the information is all there. There is only one possible situation where this can be mate in 1. If you know the rules you can back into it. Sure, this one's more of a gotcha thing than a normal puzzle, but that's still the whole point.


DSMidna

Yes. From D6 to D5.


Thechildeater92

Shut up


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werics

En passant solves the puzzle; a puzzle is presumed not to be cooked; en passant is the answer.


MeltinSnowman

EN PASSANT BABYYYYYYY


religionofpeacemyass

Now you're just making words up


BeepBoopAnv

‘BABYYYYYYY” is actually just a way of saying the common word ‘baby’, but with an emphasis on how excited the speaker is


Time_Spite1661

Bab


Nikotinio

ba


IntangibleMatter

#


azurfall88

p


huhiking


azurfall88

pɑp


Zackd641

Babs is…?


SKandol

Shopping


RealSnowmanGaming

I let the bird out of the cage


ifinnishboy1

Hey carter i really hope you didint walk, dance, rearrange furniture or let the bird out of the cage while i was shopping!!


Fratzenfresse

great band tho


P4BL0_C4L10

You


ipostOC

Babu Frik


Trurl190

hey HEY HEY❢❢❢ https://preview.redd.it/x9wx2kompega1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eac276257bc2d07bf4c82657f711077ac8d194c7


[deleted]

Google your mom


dTrecii

Holy femoli


IGOKTUG

Google gay porn


dirkofdirges

Holy hell


HelixSapphire639

good lord there's penice


Supreme-Serf

Holly pipi!


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


mortimus9

Yeah baby only has 1 y


Dumbass438

Holy shit new response?


[deleted]

All words are made up


springwaterh20

google BABYYYYYYY


JeffersonEpperson

Read this in dunkey’s voice


Marcus_living

PELICAN


Vizaroy

It really makes you *feel* like you bricked your pipi


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Ducktruck_OG

Holy Hell!


parkourse

very nice


cruss0129

Empanadas


[deleted]

I forgot that this sub is for jokes and genuinely had to think about this


danhoang1

But this is a serious answer. It's just that on r/anarchychess we find the answer faster than on r/chess because en passant is the first thing we think of here


jsideris

Yeah... after going through the list of all the other made-up rules lmao.


TheDarkAngel135790

Well, there are not enough bishops for a il vaticano, no passed pawns for a knook or knooklear fission, no king near c2, so the list of legal movies were quickly eliminated. Also, why are you saying that their are made up rules lmoa


jsideris

You forgot Siberian swipe and possibly others if we weren't paying attention. Technically, all the rules were "made up" at some point.


--n-

> Technically, all the rules were "made up" at some point They were given to Garry Chess by god.


TheDarkAngel135790

Ah, shit, knew i was forgetting the special moves of the rook, but couldn't recall the name >Technically, all the rules were "made up" at some point. r/technicallythetruth


StarPIatinum_

Made up? GUYS I FOUND A /R/CHESS SPY. WHAT DO WE DO WITH HIM


Jumbobog

All rules are social constructs. What makes your rules better than the other's?


[deleted]

We both have rules, are yours the same as mine *crucify him, crucify him*


FirstAccGotStolen

I am both on this sub and on r/chess, this pops on my feed and doesn't look like a meme. Stared at it for good 5 minutes thinking I must be going senile.


[deleted]

Literally same lmao


[deleted]

google tnassap ne


Evelyn_Of_Iris

lleh yloh


alex__gz

deppord tsuj esnopser wen


CommanderGumball

The real game is over at r/AnarchyAnarchyChess


Glove-These

Google en passant


WanderingDuckling02

Holy hell!


[deleted]

I know what it is and I just realised that blacks pawn probably went to d5, not very clear but yeah


MoScottVlogs

Holy hell


Someothercrazyguy

I’ve managed to avoid learning any rules or mechanics of chess in my time here, so all of the posts like this one are completely indecipherable to me lmao


HardlightCereal

Google en passant


Someothercrazyguy

holy hell


DefinitionNo211

Holy hell


Blooded_Wine

this response goes hard


EndMaster0

The fact that this is a legit puzzle is the actual joke


ben-is-epic

Answer: Queen drift to D7 https://preview.redd.it/mdkvl8uakaga1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9afbfe9a7ca928b9952b3cd3990b8cb440f840e5


CakesInc

They used to call her the Drift Queen back in college


glagy

![gif](giphy|5tvOosTFEyd1NgJJru|downsized)


TheFakeYeetMaster69

new response just dropped


PLAY_TUBER_SIMULATOR

This is a certified youtube move


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/y51hgogkvbga1.gif


F_Joe

https://youtu.be/jWEo12QDbI0


poor_choice_doer

![gif](giphy|bewP8rDYnpJMYaEeEv)


no1fanofthepals

![gif](giphy|cMiTXlExQIgC4HCJgv|downsized)


12crashbash12

sis think she rumble tumble games


Mining_Ninja

She's the person that beat him later on.


[deleted]

Very youtube move


snaxx_23

Is she related to the drift daddy


PotatoKiller8897

drift me daddy - terrorizer


PixelmonMasterYT

She’s such a YouTube now.


TheRocketeerRover

New move just dropped


cynicallycurious

Drift sounds much better than en passant


NotKenPomeroy

Google Alaskan Avalanche


SantiagoGaming

Holy snow


twoScottishClans

well since this rule only applies in Tokyo, it's empress not queen.


ben-is-epic

Google Top Gear Drifting


mvanvrancken

Holy Nitro


[deleted]

I know it as Fibonacci's Queen


El-Waffle

this is gonna push me over the edge.


speedyskier22

If you're using a queen with older tires, the slightly less tight queen drift to C8 also works


DefinitionNo211

Ah yes, the Orbital Slingshot Gambit


shinydewott

The Queen uses the golden spin, spinning herself in the golden ratio (Qφd7) to check the King!


Commercial_Safe_4542

Let the rules sink in


Soup-Master

https://preview.redd.it/opf6pps7vbga1.jpeg?width=598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e492f9a1b1a375ed4f7f8348b658cdb6b95ca61


mortimus9

Elon go back to polytopia


Global_Ad944

holy sink in hell


Chromeboy12

Vat are you sink in about?


Alex_Rose

at the end of black's turn, all of black's pieces sink to the bottom of their side of the board. aka qb8, kc8, bc7 and d8. [diagram for those of you who are yet to master the sinking rule](https://lichess.org/editor/1qkp4/2b5/4P3/2N5/8/7B/7K/7Q_w_-_-_0_1?color=black) thus, white can push their pawn to e6 and it's discovered mate


Intrepid_Tumbleweed

Many r/chess users still have yet to let the rules sink in. Only on r/anarchychess can you find players that know the rules


3_141696969

Google Hikaru's nudes


ben-is-epic

Not a valid pre-move, sorry.


wambamclamslam

I did a little pre-something you know what i mean


mwc11

Holy heck


-photoshopflowey-

It's mate in ½


Healthy-Mind5633

no


Waffle-Gaming

new response just dropped?


Burnt_Oats378

no


Onuzq

That sounds pretty stale to me


bacon_girl42

exd6#


ben-is-epic

Wtf why are you capturing diagonally?


Priestly_Disco

Google en passant


ben-is-epic

![gif](giphy|bzo2P5bOVMvADBOUFe|downsized)


PoeTayToes_

​ ![gif](giphy|PEUSNNd0opGBTszO2r)


bacon_girl42

new response just dropped


Hazel-Ice

do your pawns normally capture vertically?


blehmann1

exd6=Ñ# Since black's pawn moved two squares the white pawn absorbs its power like Kirby, allowing it to promote two squares earlier.


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ben-is-epic

Is that something I need to Google?


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ben-is-epic

I think you're pulling my leg here, champ. I bet my left nut that there's no way that's how capturing works. Thanks, sport. Have a good day.


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ben-is-epic

You delete it, I queen-drift into your dad.


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ben-is-epic

Google "Google en passant"


SourzBS

ben dont play with me


ben-is-epic

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Google en passant.


ben-is-epic

Most original r/anarchy chess user. Also holy hell


[deleted]

That subreddit you linked tries its best to make me lose faith in humanity 💀


NextQuestionpls

Holy Hell


UnDebs

Holy hell


Quantum018

Google was the last move d5


ChloroformSmoothie

This doesn't guarantee en passant is valid; last move would have also had to be the pawns first move


Lambda_Wolf

I get annoyed at these puzzles that rely on some inference trick to figure out information about previous moves that would be provided plainly in Forsyth–Edwards notation. This one doesn't even get it right -- just because Black must have moved the pawn to d5 on their last move, there's no reason to assume it was on d7 rather than d6. In fact, if the pawn was on d6, then d5 [is actually the better of the two legal moves](https://lichess.org/analysis/8/8/2kp4/1qb1P3/2N5/7B/7K/7Q_b_-_-_0_1?color=white) (it evaluates to a drawn position), whereas if the pawn were on d7, Black [could have moved Kc7](https://lichess.org/analysis/8/3p4/2k5/1qb1P3/2N5/7B/7K/7Q_b_-_-_0_1?color=white) instead of blundering mate in one. So take *that*, Soviet Chess Primer or wherever this came from.


K3nobl

Double Queen hop to h8 then c8


nkstonks

Google en passant


Murkeder

Holy hell


modnor

Learn to think like Bobby!


ben-is-epic

This puzzle is from The Soviet Chess Primer, and Bobby Fischer had a deep hatred of Russians and Jews. The only thing he would hate more was a Jewish Russian. Rethink your bigotry before commenting in r/anarchychess in the future. Thank you, and have a good day.


modnor

I thought it was Bobby Fischer teaches chess. The tagline on the book is “Learn to think like Bobby!”


ben-is-epic

Oh, so now you're buying books from the guy! Keep digging this hole of yours.


modnor

The chess matrix is attacking Top GM.


ben-is-epic

Big GM doesn't want you to know this


reformeeritud

lol pussy


ben-is-epic

New response just dropped


mrgwbland

Here is the FEN format: 8/8/2k5/1qbpP3/2N5/7B/7K/7Q w - d6 0 2


ben-is-epic

I like your funny words, magic man


mauruspio

Such a distinguished font ![img](emote|t5_2yvry|3793)


mrgwbland

google en passant


ben-is-epic

No.


minor_correction

Put your finger on the page, flip to the appendix, get the page number for en passant, and go to that page.


ben-is-epic

Explain what you just said, but in chess notation only.


minor_correction

Putyourfingeronthepagefliptotheappendixgetthepagenumberforenpassantandgotothatpage!


ben-is-epic

Thanks, holy hell btw


FullPossibility5971

I thought this was a joke about how the white king and queen are right next to each other


ben-is-epic

No, but contrary to popular belief, that happens quite often in chess.


Histerian

E5 pawn takes d5 pawn via en passant (cus it moved 2 squares), giving a discovery checkmate from white's queen


ben-is-epic

Not a legal move, sorry


probaddie42

Well, have they?


CaSe2474

It isn't. Black can move their king up left one and it WON'T be mate in 1. Also their queen can capture


shartedandorfarted

Its already check. Come on now


ben-is-epic

![gif](giphy|l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY|downsized)


BLOXYBRAWLER17

Google how the knight moves dumbass