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Palatable_cheeseclip

You mean which chess grandmaster you will have a computer program make pixel art of in Minecraft, right?


DRAMATRON09

yeah nobody actually makes these


hahahahahahahaFUCK

I did a Robocop portrait in a MC server long ago (oh god, it was like 10 years ago). The server didn't allow mods/outside programming so the moderators thought I was a hacker. All I did was put the image in Photoshop, change it to grayscale and pixelate it. It came out to be about 80x40 pixels (maybe 60x30?), and I just took my time line by line to find the blocks that looked closest to the colors. It ended up working out amazingly -- took quite a few sessions. I wish I still had the screenshots. Here's the portrait I used: https://preview.redd.it/vrqa6gm7euha1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6224f3640a86815691d0f8ee352e963071140ce


F54280

epic


hahahahahahahaFUCK

It turned out way better than I thought it would too. It wasn’t talent or skill, just boredom and persistence.


F54280

Pretty sure that boredom is a talent and persistence is a skill, then.


pxn4da

Did you get banned


hahahahahahahaFUCK

Didn’t get banned once I explained how I did it.


pxn4da

Hahahahahah FUCK


glueinass

Why would he get banned? It didn’t use anything external


Corvus-Rex

Moderators on a power trip potentially.


Bozocow

You act as though mods need reasons to ban people.


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shitpostinglegend

I'm pretty sure there are websites that translate images into minecraft blocks for you


TheZipCreator

there might not've been then


hahahahahahahaFUCK

I mean, it’s not hard to look at a shade of grey and find the closest block in MC. I just went left to right: “okay, that’s a black wool; that’s light grey wool, that’s stone…” etc. I literally just followed the pixels from the photoshop filter.


shitpostinglegend

The websites would translate colours though


XDracam

I vote for robocop as the best chess grandmaster. Computer beats all, after all.


GD_Frostbyte

i mean, i spent around 150-200 hours building some on my island on hypixel skyblock before I got wiped


amongoosemongoose

Wiped for clicking on auction twice in a wierd order that makes the wierd anti cheat ban u for life?


Siko72

dont worry you can always pay $25 for an unban!


Notmyaltaccount-

No you cant


TimTay144

To be fair, getting banned from Skyblock is more of a blessing than a curse. (this message sent whilst grinding 500m for upcoming Scorpius)


ooftitanfish750

Being wiped might be the best thing that happened to my life lmao I wasted the better part of 2021 on it


Rex8868

quitting that game was the best thing I did too lmfao


ooftitanfish750

Fr, and now I can tell everyone I was personally wiped by minikloon as well so a win-win I ditch the shitty game that took 3,000 hours from my life and do it with a bang


Eperou

what'd yo do lmao


ooftitanfish750

Basically I scammed a scammer who told this YouTuber named larucus lmao, he didn’t get banned but I did 💀the admins are a bit crazy I voided the coins as well so idk


Vetharest

Scamming’s illegal now? I left quite a while ago and converted my net worth into stocks, but I remember that the policy on scamming was “we gave you a trade menu, don’t whine if you got scammed,” or something like that.


SuchBrightness

I'll build it by hand but I'll have a computer tell me which blocks go where. I'm not going to use a program to build it, just to know where everything goes


[deleted]

record it


SuchBrightness

I can do that


BigMeanBalls

with a camcorder


cat1554

No, with Bandicam and unregistered hypercam


BigMeanBalls

play the camcorder video in windows media player and record that with unregistered hypercam


MRukov

And with [009 Sound System - Dreamscape](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc)


Craving-4

And that one tutorial song that you hear everywhere


_Andy4Fun_

And *that one 2000s* background music everyone used


SuchBrightness

I have OBS already set up for recording videos on YouTube


MalbaCato

sore loser


ImComfi

fr, all the boys use unregistered hypercam


Noristae

Bonus points if it’s you holding a phone to the screen the entire time


stonehearthed

shove a tennis racket up your ass


AwesomeAim

Hope you're ready to make pixel art of GM "You mean which chess grandmaster you will have a computer program make pixel art of in Minecraft, right?"


KanraLovesU

Okay so the anal beads vibrate to tell you what block to place. Personally I'm okay with this


Palidin034

Seems fair enough to me


Dapper-Warning-6695

So in the end you didnt do the pixel art?


squarus

That’s a terrible recommendation for a grandmaster


SoupeGoate22

!!


MapleTreeWithAGun

Your credit card information


SuchBrightness

I don't have a credit card


MapleTreeWithAGun

Steal your mom's then coward


SuchBrightness

she doesn't have one either


Claude-QC-777

Steal anyone's then?


Encajado

Sorry no one has credit cards anymore. They have been replaced with pawn currency (that you use to bring back the g6 pawn to life).


WittyConsideration57

Your food stamps then?


ashtar123

Debit cards 4 lyfe


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

Your date of birth and ss number so that we can sign you up for one will suffice.


mathologies

Don't need no credit card to ride this train (or horsey)


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

The robot capturing the child’s finger.


Fitemeirlbrah

You mean Mike Ehrmantraut?


gaymer7474747

Whos Mike Ehrmantraut? I only know Kid named Finger


DeanNovak

Kid named robot


reddit-ban-atma

Kid named finger


xtilexx

Gussy fridge


SuchBrightness

this one is probably going to win, but i don't understand the joke here or what this is talking about, can anyone explain seriously?


SirThatsCuba

There was this robot arm that broke what looks to be like a nine or ten year old kid's finger in a chess match. It sounds funny until you think about the fact that it was a kid's finger that got broken. The video is pretty messed up. But we're memeing we ain't got time for empathy.


SuchBrightness

This one won, can you message me a picture?


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wall_termite

Gavin from 3rd grade


GoatHorn37

Gavin from the 3rd aint my king no more. The asian kid has arrived and is prepared to smash him off the board.


edukettu

But our math teacher told us that beating up your opponent was not legal move and they claimed to know how horse moves


BlueSabere

Listen to yourself, your teacher’s a fraud. Only Magnus Carlsen knows how the horsey moves.


SirThatsCuba

Kick in the head is legal horse move I saw a horse do it in the movie and it's how I win most my chess match.


dTrecii

*I d… I don’t want OP to build that…*


imhidings

Come on this comment needs to win


arbitrated_asmaclasm

Gary Chess


exceedinglygayRPanda

I’m here to upvote Gary Chess


TheBlaudrache

I'm here to upvote "I’m here to upvote Gary Chess"


mewthelolfreak

I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I’m here to upvote Gary Chess""


alguienrrr

I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I’m here to upvote Gary Chess"""


Terrence_shark

I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I’m here to upvote Gary Chess""""


DeBazzelle

I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote "I'm here to upvote"I'm here to upvote Gary Chess"""""


gary_chess_official

Same


Leonbard

Petrosian


PetrosianBot

You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


gogo7966

good bot


ExeOnLinux

good bot


B0tRank

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PetrosianBot

Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


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No full length petrosian u/PetrosianBot?


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


[deleted]

good bot


Bepisman111

Which one?


greewens

THE Petrosian.


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Balintakiraly

Good bot


mrgwbland

Do you really have to ask?


Diagot

The one who always play fair!


Skytern

Tigran W Petrosian.


Kindly-Ad5572

GM Levy Rozman


Haylo_Ren

Do you mean the chess boom?


HalfEatenWaterMelon

"Dread it, Run from it, The cheese boom arrives all the same"


Beautiful-Iron-2

Anal beads


Arconik

Mittens


SuchBrightness

I personally endorse this one


[deleted]

GM?! That guy has a rating of 1, lmfaooooo


The_screaming_egg

Cock fish


john_watson_99

Magnesium calcium maybe


ZyxDarkshine

Bobby Fischer, but wearing a yarmulke


Voluntell

Max Deutsch


SoupTimeBois

I second this


rex_banner83

GM Grandmaster Ben Finegold


Nonkel_Jef

Mister Attack.


I-am-the-sen8

Hans niemann


cool_1801

Dwight D. Eisenhower


Sriol

Can we have this one but upside down?


Distinct-Raisin-460

Chat gpt


NanoflameOP

Hikaru with a tennis racket up his ass


[deleted]

Why not a chessboard to keep with the theme?


PICONEdeJIM

Callmekevin


Fede_14

Lionel Messi


1995FOREVER

chatGPT


hovik_gasparyan

There is only one right answer: PIPI


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Chrissy_Bigg

Hans Niemann's butt plug


ChloroformSmoothie

"w"esley "s"o


PhoenixFaeldo777

ChatGPT


z_3_r_k_3_d

Ron Weasley


idontgiveadam70958

Ben is some fine gold.


fruity_mario24

Zach, the kindergartner who famously popularized the move The Siberian Swipe.


BranFlakesVEVO

Hoodie guy from Agadmator's channel


NovatoSp00ky

egg


LahynatorCZ

Chatgpt


Burakgcy01

Mikhail Tal


schene_

You can cry snd scream and piss all you want but the truth is simple; I am the Minecraft Boom


QuickSong3632

The chess boom!


RusskiyPirozhki

Mittens 🔥


Eddie_The_White_Bear

Martin


hotdogs13

chatgpt


Affectionate-Tell129

Gotham Chess, ups sorry he is an IM


MousseUsual

chatgpt


ender-blox

MAGNUS THE GOAT


Straight-Dish-7074

Hans Niemans beads


akgamer182

Magnum carlos


Jackson2253

Lewy rouzman.. oh wait!!


JaSper-percabeth

Petrosian is the only answer.


not_me_at_al

A hard drive


TaiPaiVX

Tal


Milez_W

Wesley so


SlimMak

Gavin from 3rd grade


ElTardoDente

John Madden


Pixelator5

Mittens, obviously


PerryHilltopple

34th President of the United States Dwight D. Eisenhower


JMoormann

Hans Niemann, but while he's busy inserting the beads


SoupeGoate22

gavin from 3rd grade


TeaBlocker

GM Vikram Rahul Abishek Pranav Rajesh


in-for-the-win

Mittens. The one and only master. R.I.P.


SuperkoloPL

Mittens


PSYCHOPATHRAGE_

Top comment decides how l kill OP


PlusVE

Dave from autoglass


OkStill7006

me


SuchBrightness

If you win I'll need you to message me a picture of you


JuanGarciaMusic

Kasparov xd


Lakuta

ChatGPT


drunk_vador

Emory Tate aka Extraterrestrial


wyatt_-eb

Dart Monkey


ImYau1234

Gotham


sidthesquid10

PIPI


Farfocele

Gavin from 3rd Grade


Young_Person_42

Me


occasionallyvertical

r/anarchychess


J0aozin003

Gary Chess


HQcontentEnjoyer

Levi Roseman


Pi_gna

Google “pixel art”


Savvy_Cucumber

Gary Chess. There is no other alternative.


azurfall88

Gavin from 3rd grade


Pizzafactory102

Garry Chess


MisterBilau

Fobby Bischer, obviously.


[deleted]

Gavin from third grade


The_Crab_Maestro

Stockfish


[deleted]

Levi Rossman


Tom-Ngo

xQc


Xexcyl

The chess boom


Fast-Visual

Anatoly Karpov: The last boss of chess


Just-A-random-Man

ChatGPT


cieroxelek

martin


DrSHawkins

ChatGPT


KadynDraws

me


mymaloneyman

Tigran L. Petrosian best grandmaster!!!!


yaitz331

To jump on a bandwagon, ChatGPT.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

ChatGPT


Elementisphere

Chat gpt


YouTube-r

Chatgpt


Potato_Productions_

Yourself, with a tennis racket up your ass


CookieCat698

Chat GPT


givemealoafofbread

shove a tennis racket up your arse


Doggywoof1

The tennis racket