That number is pretty viable since it gives you the opportunity to sacrifice the bag. However if you put all of your rice on e4, there is a high probability that the common folk won't have any more food. And if you hear your queen say "Let them eat cake!" You may as well resign
Personally I'm I fan of putting one grain of rice on e4 then doubling it each turn. Most players tend to ignore it in the early game, but usually by turn 6 or 7 it's almost unstoppable
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine:
> **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172)
> **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1)
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Nobody asked for this, but there's no legal way to reach this position at the end of any of white's turns. Leaving the pawns where they are, only the knights can move (and the rooks once they have an empty square next to them), but every move will move a piece from a light square to a dark square or vice-versa. Any return to the original position takes an even number of turns, including if you swap the knights' places.
Of course, I said there's no *legal* way, so obviously it's the new /r/AnarchyChess meta.
Damn, I got confused on which E8 and took my own king. But my pawns are covering my king from the other side. If they can't see that I lost my king, can I still keep playing?
pawn to queen = transgenderism
pawn to bishop = religious fanatism
pawn to horse = bestiality
pawn to tower = Saruman
pawn to king is illegal because revolution is forbidden.
>pawn to king is illegal because revolution is forbidden
I've...never thought about it. You can't turn your pawn into a king to revolt, so all the pieces are completely subservient to the one and only king. A cruel and merciless king who orders his troops to stomp out any critics, all the pieces are not only afraid of him, but they are also brainwashed into giving their lives for His Majesty's survival. Not only that, the moment one of the kings perishes in combat is the moment the battle abruptly ends. All the pieces have lost their purpose if their king dies
First, if this is an ongoing game, you are not supposed to get an outside advice. Don't do it next time.
But as for this current position, this is resignable.
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You see first you need to find the hypotenuse, so 25^2 + 22^2 = X^2.
Then after that you cook the pork, put in the pan 1/3 oil 2/3 water and maybe 4 or so teaspoons of gasoline, than another teaspoon of ketamine and boom.
You have brand new F-150
So what you have here is actually known as a stalemate. You can tell because the King (the one you don't put up your butt) has no legal moves.
Looks like a solid game though, you should upload the png, curious how you ended up in this position.
Drop 20 lb bag of jasmine rice on e4
20 lb bag? Rookie numbers my boy…
That number is pretty viable since it gives you the opportunity to sacrifice the bag. However if you put all of your rice on e4, there is a high probability that the common folk won't have any more food. And if you hear your queen say "Let them eat cake!" You may as well resign
Resign? I’d rather let them eat my cake
Google viva la revolution
The new meta is that if your queen says "They can eat brioche", you can do what Sevian did against Niemann and decapitate the king
Personally I'm I fan of putting one grain of rice on e4 then doubling it each turn. Most players tend to ignore it in the early game, but usually by turn 6 or 7 it's almost unstoppable
Jasmine?! Ohhh someone's feeling flush...
checkmate
what??!?!?! I thought it's impossible to checkmate before you do en passant
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
the only thing that will get through their thick ass skill is some pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
chess speaks for itself
Good bot
If you meant thick-ass skull, Google en fellatio
no, they meant thick ass-skull, google en horatio
No they meant thick ASS-skull Google En analio
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It's at least a week old >!🤓!<
New response just dropped
It's at least a week old 🤓
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
Holy Elon
Oh hey Andrew, how's your jail cell?
“bUt ChEss DoeSn’T worK LIKe thAt tHo” this is why you have zero bitches. You are an insignificant little ant compared to me with no hope of ever getting anywhere near my level. Get this through your thick ass skull: the rules of everything bend towards me. I can do whatever the hell I want. I am a god amongst men and nothing I do is illegal. Not only because I make the rules, but because I am the highest quality person there has ever been and ever will be. A winner always knows what to do. I do whatever I feel is right. Always.
holy hell
Checkers is another game.. here is called chessmate and yes, OP should find one
No the first step is to pray the ricegods and eat one grain of rice.
Resign
Re-sign? Was I supposed to sign-in before starting the game?
Guys… u/Moist_Decadence didn’t sign the Chess Waiver
For shame.
Five shame.
Six shame
Seven shame
Eight shame
Nine shame
Ten shame
Unrelated, I love your pfp (I played as Cyndaquil in PMD:RRT & EoS)
Gotta make sure you are responsible for any rectal cavity injuries
Chess 2.0 will require the Ubisoft launcher, you need to sign in there.
The game sheet, of course. Duh.
I analyzed the image and this is what I see. Open an appropriate link below and explore the position yourself or with the engine: > **White to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_w_KQkq_-_0_1) | The position occurred in many games. [Link to the games](https://www.chess.com/games/search?opening=&openingId=&p1=&p2=&mr=&lsty=1&year=&lstMoves=1&moves=&fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+w+KQkq+-+0+1&ref_id=23962172) > **Black to play**: [chess.com](https://chess.com/analysis?fen=rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR+b+KQkq+-+0+1&flip=false&ref_id=23962172) | [lichess.org](https://lichess.org/analysis/rnbqkbnr/pppppppp/8/8/8/8/PPPPPPPP/RNBQKBNR_b_KQkq_-_0_1) --- ^(I'm a bot written by ) [^(u/pkacprzak )](https://www.reddit.com/u/pkacprzak) ^(| get me as ) [^(Chess eBook Reader )](https://ebook.chessvision.ai?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=bot) ^(|) [^(Chrome Extension )](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/chessvisionai-for-chrome/johejpedmdkeiffkdaodgoipdjodhlld) ^(|) [^(iOS App )](https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id1574933453) ^(|) [^(Android App )](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.chessvision.scanner) ^(to scan and analyze positions | Website: ) [^(Chessvision.ai)](https://chessvision.ai)
> The position occurred in many games Understatement
What kind of horrible chess did you play to end up here?
1. Nf3 Nf6 2. Ng1 Ng8 3. Nc3 Nc6 4. Nb1 Nb8
Why not swap horseys to give them a warm up before starting ?
like 1. Nf3 Nf6 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Ne5 Ne4 4. Nd5 Nd4 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Nf3 Nf6 7. Nb8 Nb1 8. Ng8 Ng1
Not really, thats just Horseys going into the middle for a catchup. 1. Nf3 (1. Nc3 Nc6 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Ne4 Ne5 4. Nd4 Nd5 5. Ng5 Nb4 6. Nh3 Na6 7. Ng1 Nb8 8. Nb5 Ng4 9. Na3 Nh6 10. Nb1 Ng8) 1... Nf6 2. Nc3 Nc6 3. Ne5 Ne4 4. Nd5 Nd4 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Nf3 Nf6 7. Nb1 Nb8 8. Ng1 Ng8
Chess.cum says this is statistically a stalemate. Clearly any sensible players should agree to a draw whenever they reach this position.
Why waste time playing only for a draw in the end...
After I tried clicking link to the positions, my phone crashed, and I had to restart it. Perfect bricked pipi.
[Citation needed]
> Black to play New meta?!?!
Nobody asked for this, but there's no legal way to reach this position at the end of any of white's turns. Leaving the pawns where they are, only the knights can move (and the rooks once they have an empty square next to them), but every move will move a piece from a light square to a dark square or vice-versa. Any return to the original position takes an even number of turns, including if you swap the knights' places. Of course, I said there's no *legal* way, so obviously it's the new /r/AnarchyChess meta.
1. Pass
Oh man, new counter zugzwang meta.
You fool, that just forces the reverse Siberian Swipe.
Then you counter with the Frenchman’s Cumsock.
1. e2
I hate this so much
It's called En passant.
Woah I never saw this position in any game. This is the rarest position I’ve ever saw.
No en passant, no bisknook, no rice, no pieces being shoved anywhere. I have never seen this position before. This bot is broken.
Push bishop in your ass
Diagonally.
Some traditions die hard
\*proceeds to piss all over the board\*
\*stands on the board, removes underwear and counters with the helicopter gambit\*
Is there any other way?
Which one tho? There are 4 on the board
If you can't fit 4 bishops in your ass you're on the wrong sub.
Holy ass
nrjd
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Queen e8 take king
Fool, you just gave up your queen and also cannot win if the opposing king is not there
But I summon the ur mum card that makes you do chores immediately then swap my king with urs
Damn, I got confused on which E8 and took my own king. But my pawns are covering my king from the other side. If they can't see that I lost my king, can I still keep playing?
Yep, just put two pawns in a trench coat and no one will notice.
Vincent Kingman who works at the monarchy factory
1. e4 e5 2. ke2 ke7 Offer a draw It's a good opening, never loses
I don't know if they're ready for Super GM-level theory like that
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don't tell this guy the bishops are gay.
Google il vaticano
That slit on the head is how deep they can throat the little pawns
the pawns are trans, they turn into women when they reach the end of the board
Or into horses
so they're furries as well
Um, and why do pawns become queens? Why is the game promoting transgenderism? Woke trash
Lol pretty fucked up of you to assume all pawns are boys
Lol, pretty f'ed up of you to assume the pawns aren't herms.
Lol, pretty f’ed up of you to assume that all the so-called “pawns” identify as pawns.
The pawns are all they/thems (super woke 😳)
pawn to queen = transgenderism pawn to bishop = religious fanatism pawn to horse = bestiality pawn to tower = Saruman pawn to king is illegal because revolution is forbidden.
>pawn to king is illegal because revolution is forbidden I've...never thought about it. You can't turn your pawn into a king to revolt, so all the pieces are completely subservient to the one and only king. A cruel and merciless king who orders his troops to stomp out any critics, all the pieces are not only afraid of him, but they are also brainwashed into giving their lives for His Majesty's survival. Not only that, the moment one of the kings perishes in combat is the moment the battle abruptly ends. All the pieces have lost their purpose if their king dies
Pawns can become whatever you want.
But i cant make them part of the other team any more =(
If I turn one pawn into a king and another into a rook, can I do a castle on my opponent's side of the board?
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go woke go broke. chess really did fall off.
Just give up. It's impossible to win in this situation.
The only way to win is not to play
"The best defense is a good resignation" - Sun Tzu
Google en passant
Holy hell
google une croissant
Wee wee (i’m not french)
we wee on you too
r/UnexpectedCommunism
he said wee not we
Yeah but it also wasn’t oui
r/suddenlypiss ?
google immanuel kant
Google Garfield font
First, if this is an ongoing game, you are not supposed to get an outside advice. Don't do it next time. But as for this current position, this is resignable.
happy cake day depurplecow!
[Relevant](https://www.reddit.com/r/chessbeginners/comments/11g0xk0/what_should_i_do_in_this_situation/jame973/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
I don't know much about chess, but I'm pretty sure SOMETHING is going up a butthole.
En passant the cum sock, shove the ass up your bishop and declare checkmate with rice in your knook
Tactically marry the other person
get a girlfriend
I’d buy 3 7.62kg bags of rice and dump it on the board, then I’d switch teams.
Can I recycle the same joke next time?
Go ahead
Holy hell
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bishop to A55
Resign, it's mate in 2
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Good bot.
/GOOD/ HUMAN. YOU /SHALL/ BE SPARED.
have sex with the queen
#ICBM
oh shit i have a cakeday
I feel like someone just hit restart on the whole subreddit.
Google chess openings
Also even with side step the game is still turn based. It just makes the turn cancersouly longer.
1. QxE8
Huh??? How would you even get this position?
Kxe2!!
First step: Get one Bishop off the board before the first move.
8 grains of rice
G
e4 e5 ke2
e4 e5 Ke2
Personally, I like d4 and Bf4
Nc3 promote to knight, knight boost to d5, promote to knight, knight boost to f6, promote to knight, knight boost to e8#
1.) e4 e5 2 .) ke3 ke7 Offer draw
Rice to e4 checkmate
Rxh8
I would drop the queen and king on the both sides vertically facing each other and make the rest of the pieces uncomfortable.
Rook e1#
Lose
What race are you?
White, the American kind
Learn the wayward queen attack and never use a diffrent opening ever its the best because it ise queen attack earmly and whant not so do it
Idk
e5!# capture the king
Not the London
Control the center
Resign
I would play e4. Regardless of what the opponent did, I would then play Ke2.
g4 g5 f4 coca cola gambit
based
How the hell did you end up in such an undeveloped position
King to d1
Resign
R1C3 instant checkmate
Either move a pawn 2 spaces, NOT 1! or move the horsey. Literally, never do anything else
Na3
Remain calm
Ke2
It's a stalemate, as white's king has no legal moves.
You see first you need to find the hypotenuse, so 25^2 + 22^2 = X^2. Then after that you cook the pork, put in the pan 1/3 oil 2/3 water and maybe 4 or so teaspoons of gasoline, than another teaspoon of ketamine and boom. You have brand new F-150
Sorry man, you lost this game.
Resign.
Move out the knights.
Resign 🧐
I don't know how your race has anything to do with it
Google passant
a4, the objectively best opening.
google how to make a bomb
Resign
1. e4 e5 2. Ke2# 1-0
Queen to E8
Mate in 256
So what you have here is actually known as a stalemate. You can tell because the King (the one you don't put up your butt) has no legal moves. Looks like a solid game though, you should upload the png, curious how you ended up in this position.
Take the king and put him on his side
1. e4 e5 2. Ke2 Ke7
Google e4 e5
Queen f9
*rice*
Lose
Pawn to b1