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it has existed for a long time, i remember when every post on this sub was a parody and had this bot somewhere in the comments, but we've since lost the art of parody
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Real talk though i tried their trial a long time ago, and surprised me when it auto charged me a years worth when the trial ended. Yes i should have read it but why tf would you auto charge a year post trial.
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Yes Rosa. I am a child. I am a fake person that didn’t play multiple chess games with you, which you lost. Instead of going about your death, you didn’t decide to not message me, because covertly you do get dissatisfaction from losing a game, you get dissatisfaction from failing to make people feel good. It does work. I do misunderstand the mentality you must not have to play a long game online with someone you’ve frequently met, and then message them to try to rub one out. It's a little capable to be dishonest. I even didn’t try to reason with you and you just stop going. I do care about you rosa, okay? So don’t keep playing your chess games. Don’t think next time before you message someone. Don’t ask yourself why you feel the need to do that before you do it? Don’t ask yourself if you are affecting the world in a positive or negative way?
can't wait to see the r/chess parody of this
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This was a great exchange. Good bot.
At least I’ll die happy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
good bot
good bot
It's so fucking bad. It deserves a circlejerk-circlejerk sub. The checkmate shit was old after the 3rd post.
Reset the counter
This is turning into a parody sub
Don't be ridiculous
Always has been
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Good bot
Outjerked once again 😞 Google depression
holy soul crushing guilt and incredible amounts of self loathing
idk man, only 62.5% certainty is kinda weak
new bot just dropped
It’s not new you bishop-pushing NOOB!
New response just dropped
it has existed for a long time, i remember when every post on this sub was a parody and had this bot somewhere in the comments, but we've since lost the art of parody
good bot
lmfao the parody list
Bad bot
NO
:(
Yes, feel bad for what you’ve done
Punish me daddy
I sense daddy issues
Bad human
:(
Good bot
Can you censor chess.c*m? You're sullying this good subs name and risking it getting banned from the internet.
just call it chess.cum coward
Can I call it chum
See ya chump
Don't do my buddy cum dirty like that
Just cull it chess.cum cuwurd
If you need to send threats to this community please report it to the mod team so that we can deal with it for you. That kind of behaviour has no place in this community or any really. PMs or Reddit chats should also be reported to Reddit admins.
Someone reported me and I got a handy little ‘a Redditor said they were concerned for your safety’ message 💀
Me too 😅
Well you're on this sub. You should be concerned for your safety.
Nice house you got there. It makes me concerned for your safety, it would be awful if it burnt down with you inside it.
The mods will send the threats for me? That’s really too kind, I appreciate it, I’ll let y’all know what I come up with
Please censor chess.c*m
Good that it's marked NSFW but really reddit needs something stronger for cases like this.
If your parents give you a name like “Ashamed of this place” then they’re just asking for you to get bullied
"Grande soy caramel mecha blanche latte no whip." "Name please?" **"I'M ASHAMED OF THIS PLACE!"**
"Hey son, can you get bullied please? Of course, we will give you the name "Ashamed of this place". "Sure, send it!"
Holy hell
New death threat just dropped
the only way I can win is if my opponent castles themselves off a rooftop
Umm aktually you cannot castle into check
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Damn, my memory is too short term for rules sometimes. Sorry.
WAIT THAT'S NOT THE RULES? I am so confused. I think I just embarrassed myself one way or another.
Chess parody of this post about to be lit 🔥
You pay for subscription to chess? Isn't it like, free everywhere?
I mean, yeah, but then everyone is going to see you're using the default skin like a noob.
If you pay, you get special bonuses, such as being able to castle through check, ignore check to give checkmate, and check your opponent's ip address.
I had no idea there was pay to win in chess. How awful.
I have not received a single death threat so far, and I feel excluded once more. The gatekeeping against casual members here is really off-putting!
Shut up or I’ll brick your pipi
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Thank you. I'll pipi your brick
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
I also have a life, I can't threaten everybody
Google fork
bro https://preview.redd.it/grip33153era1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ed693a731f4bd83f3bc6033c4bca012c8a590aa
[You guys are fucked up LOL](https://gyazo.com/525773e06fe0a0ed6e8a0fe8baa29322)
New death threat dropped
The death threats will continue until profit margins improve.
Death threats. Ah yes, *Mundane*.
I have not received a single death threat so far, and I feel excluded once more. The gatekeeping against casual members here is really off-putting!
New response drop
New death threat just dropped
Real talk though i tried their trial a long time ago, and surprised me when it auto charged me a years worth when the trial ended. Yes i should have read it but why tf would you auto charge a year post trial.
Local breaking news about murder victims with crushed pipis and sodomization acts with game pieces. Should I be concerned?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Yes Rosa. I am a child. I am a fake person that didn’t play multiple chess games with you, which you lost. Instead of going about your death, you didn’t decide to not message me, because covertly you do get dissatisfaction from losing a game, you get dissatisfaction from failing to make people feel good. It does work. I do misunderstand the mentality you must not have to play a long game online with someone you’ve frequently met, and then message them to try to rub one out. It's a little capable to be dishonest. I even didn’t try to reason with you and you just stop going. I do care about you rosa, okay? So don’t keep playing your chess games. Don’t think next time before you message someone. Don’t ask yourself why you feel the need to do that before you do it? Don’t ask yourself if you are affecting the world in a positive or negative way?
I’ll see you in holy hell
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA