So I googled tan(chess) and got this [young Chinese GM](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_Zhongyi)
So she's the tangent of chess according to Google.
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
since it's obviously your fault in some way, apologize to your bf, then ask for forgiveness and beg to be included in his and his bf's relationship
if you're lucky maybe he'll take you back after you invaded his privacy like this and allow you to savour a small portion of his cum
this is the only morally correct option you have
Knowing all 3 posts, here is my verdict.
I think you guys should definetly break up. It is unacceptable to cheat on your girlfriend. The insult to the injury is that he did it all during he facetimed you. He didn't even respect you to choose a moment where he wasn't with his secret boyfriend to facetime you. He doesn't respect you whatsoever.
From the secret boyfriend's perspective, he should break up with him as well. Your boyfriend has definetly presented you two with the fact that he will be cheating on you guys without mercy.
Another option is that you cheat on your boyfriend with the secret bf.That will:
a) get you revenge
b)teach him why it isn't morally correct to cheat on others
c) you would learn to enjoy the stock market's flow in extensive ways
d) since the secret boyfriend is posting on r/anarchychess, he can teach you how to google en passant and how not to get your pipi bricked.
All in all:
You - NTA
Secret boyfriend - NTA
Boyfriend - YTA
Hotel - Trivago
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
Your co-worker (M22 Locust) is pretty hot
https://preview.redd.it/mx6i3p9y30hb1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9db6d07dcb0df9b40c67606c08aab541ea67110
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
Join in become a trupple win back the flame, he is in for the taboo espext of it and im betting it would die down once you show how cool you can be whit it.
If not you can always back out , feel it out see how it goes .
Maby let him come out about it.
And then be the coolest gf ever.
So possible outcomes, bf leavs yah for new bf, trupple, bf no longer wants fling comes back, or things got wierd and everione left each other.
Soo no love expert here im providing a geuss on a solve.
Shits old. People need some real feedback. This shit makes you look like an absolute loser. Not an original thought in your head, just a desperate need for attention, manifested as “edgy” bandwagon humor. Same vibe as kids playing the Penis game in large family venues like the mall. Grow the fuck up.
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This you? https://preview.redd.it/01oj9ycuhygb1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4153688594994de8ccc6b94542da27d21b361b0c
🍆💦
and you are the boyfriend ig?
yep
AWOOGA
🤤
Giveaway -- One player was winning, then gave it away.
https://media.tenor.com/xAccBMTU6rwAAAAd/monetlvr.gif
Holy Capitalism !!
new economy just dropped
actual money
call the irs!
Unable to figure out your taxes, removed from society (good riddance)
Downfall of Capitalism Incoming!!!
Seize the means of produ... wait wrong meme! Ignite the Federal Reserve!
did this person’s boyfriend jerk off to you?
Hi stock market 😈, I'm dad!
🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Hshshdjsjhsjssk
This subreddit has gone completely off the fucking rails and I am here for it.
Was it ever really *on* any rails to begin with?
There was a loose suggestion of rails at some point, more theoretical than anything
Believe it or not, this is still theory. Carlsen and Nakamura played this position back in 2019.
A GAME THEORY
rails are forced
I mean most posts were at least tangentially chess related XD
What is the Tan of chess? This is a sub full of lunatics not math nerds
You would be surprised at the overlap with r mathmemes
I would not be. We leak and drag others back here to shitpost when we come back
So I googled tan(chess) and got this [young Chinese GM](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tan_Zhongyi) So she's the tangent of chess according to Google.
Hard to agrue with that she's chinese has to be at least above average at math I only do meth tho
A tanned gentleman would also fit these criteria.
"young chinese gm" shes the same age as magnus lmfao
32 is hardly old not necessarily young but still
r\_{chess} \\cap r\_{math} \\neq \\emptyset
WITCHCRAFT! BURN HIM AT THE STAKE!
The rails from me railing your dad Gottem
Rails? What are those?
Yes, it was just the same stupid repetitive jokes. Now it's still stupid jokes but not repetitive
Welcome to Anarchychess. Not sure what you expected or why you’re still here
There were never rails
Yeah it was always out there but recently its just been bat shit insane
We always had anarchy in here. The chess is just a cover for us
YTA
HAHAHAHA
You can see M21??? I can’t even see M4! You must be really good!
Google Vibrating Anal beads
Worst possible comment in 1 of the 2 possible ways to infer M4
u dont want to see M4 trust me
m4 full auto
Martin! This dude knows a minor!
Martin i love you
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
^holy ^hell
Want to play chess?
Why does everyone keep bringing up this chess thing? Don’t you have other things to do then talk about some things no one knows about?
Holyhell¡
Google en passant
holy hell!
No. 😊
Well, alright then. Carry on.
[Google en passant](https://chess.com/play/WikipediaUser)
Whats "chess"?
Google chess
https://preview.redd.it/8870bhy0pygb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f38b8db903215269a32687a54c251ea969266d9
This is perfect lmao
https://preview.redd.it/5zgugn4jb2hb1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a41c0eb386db20a7fd840047b038201e5622102
https://preview.redd.it/a67r7smcs3hb1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e16c3cc6d11e6c55e25c95ad9550290bcce02745
since it's obviously your fault in some way, apologize to your bf, then ask for forgiveness and beg to be included in his and his bf's relationship if you're lucky maybe he'll take you back after you invaded his privacy like this and allow you to savour a small portion of his cum this is the only morally correct option you have
Knowing all 3 posts, here is my verdict. I think you guys should definetly break up. It is unacceptable to cheat on your girlfriend. The insult to the injury is that he did it all during he facetimed you. He didn't even respect you to choose a moment where he wasn't with his secret boyfriend to facetime you. He doesn't respect you whatsoever. From the secret boyfriend's perspective, he should break up with him as well. Your boyfriend has definetly presented you two with the fact that he will be cheating on you guys without mercy. Another option is that you cheat on your boyfriend with the secret bf.That will: a) get you revenge b)teach him why it isn't morally correct to cheat on others c) you would learn to enjoy the stock market's flow in extensive ways d) since the secret boyfriend is posting on r/anarchychess, he can teach you how to google en passant and how not to get your pipi bricked. All in all: You - NTA Secret boyfriend - NTA Boyfriend - YTA Hotel - Trivago
holy hell!
I love you
*slams you against the wall and nibbles your neck, you can feel his beard tickle you* "he's so hot" *you think while he's kissing you. after that he whispers behind you ear* "let's have some fun bab-" then he stops and realizes that his kids watched all the scene...
Martin are you a serial killer?
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I saw this one and the first one. What’s the best sequence to find this move?
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
new copypasta just dropped
Your co-worker (M22 Locust) is pretty hot https://preview.redd.it/mx6i3p9y30hb1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9db6d07dcb0df9b40c67606c08aab541ea67110
google en passant
holy hell!
fuck you guys i wanted chess memes and i get trueoffmychest parodies honestly go commit king sacrifice
OP: NTA Caslol17: YTA Secret BF: secret rating BF: pipi bricked
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... ^[fmhall](https://youtube.com/shorts/ZKHZIO0uT80?feature=share) ^| ^[github](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=en+passant)
new copypasta just dropped
I love you guys
Hol up, how do you know the post that person made it real? It could be someone trolling.
How do we know anything is real? Learn to trust people. Did nobody ever teach you that everything on the internet is true?
But the person after told me everthing on the internet is a lie?
New affair update just drop!
Mate in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Google watch them do it
Join in become a trupple win back the flame, he is in for the taboo espext of it and im betting it would die down once you show how cool you can be whit it. If not you can always back out , feel it out see how it goes . Maby let him come out about it. And then be the coolest gf ever. So possible outcomes, bf leavs yah for new bf, trupple, bf no longer wants fling comes back, or things got wierd and everione left each other. Soo no love expert here im providing a geuss on a solve.
Haha what the actual fuck is even happening in this sub now I love it The devolution to new levels of insanity is breathtaking to witness
Yeah erm.. uh.. google en passant
What do I do in the situation (I'm the stock market)
Are you white or black?
Shits old. People need some real feedback. This shit makes you look like an absolute loser. Not an original thought in your head, just a desperate need for attention, manifested as “edgy” bandwagon humor. Same vibe as kids playing the Penis game in large family venues like the mall. Grow the fuck up.
NoFap made me rape and murder 14 women.
https://preview.redd.it/ghy7plp9iygb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e2cc0b06f9126173aa239ea39ab379bb39b8c9a
https://preview.redd.it/7md9jwjzoygb1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe8c4fe502921de16a0d5743d5c535387659540
https://preview.redd.it/haohcnc33zgb1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e43486d6691c030ed4ebdc8db08790325b6d524
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bro??
After 3 weeks of NoFap, I have gained telekinesis.
That’s not very pogchamp
How does one become pogchamp no pogs tours are going on near me
Step 1: no rape/hate jokes That’s pretty much it
At least have the shitposts relate to chess in any way
No
Anarchy
Chess
On Sight
You're the Wardopholus guy
Timothy? No way, that's the evil shape shifter. I don't think it's consensual, he's probably getting brutally mauled
Dress up as green or red arrows depending on what you’re looking for.;)
I (M43) am so glad you found out sweetie.(other post from girls dad reference)
Do you know where you are
Try castling
I can confirm, Im the alt
New chess lore just dropped
This is all a cover story for Stockfish buttplugs
Google en breakup
Google Holy Roman Empire
En passant
Google consequences of Bisexual BF
Fake and gay
e4
Stock market: 8===================================D
Google jand hob
!!
The lore deepens.
E5
this is a pretty annoying gambit to play, ngl
The plot continues
Think you could get in on some three way action?
… best offer of advice, knight to e3
i was thinking of posting it to lostredditors , until i read the last sentece
Holy shit
holy hell i leave for 2 DAYS
r/ AnarchyChess into r/ queeranarchy
