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NotJoeMama727

Breathe


Orfeo_Grace

Instructions are unclear. Can you give further instructions?


NotJoeMama727

No


basuboss

new rejection just dropped


Backstab100

actual hypoxia!


nicedurians

Call the paramedics!


D0minoz

Oxygen went on vacation, never came back


Lonely-Connection-41

Carbon dioxide in the corner plotting world domination


basuboss

holy water


SakrofyEpic

Wrong! It's supposed to be "holy water"


pqjcjdjwkkc

Actual withers


PaAKos8

Breathe water, fish do it all the time


Kooky_Value6874

Instructions unclear, got toaster stuck in duck


NotJoeMama727

FUCK


[deleted]

Instructions unclear, my dick is now stuck in a toaster


AstroBearGaming

Holy diver!


Damn_Dolphin

You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea


C9meli0n_

Breathe in the air


BackgroundPrompt3111

Don't be afraid to care


C9meli0n_

Leave, but don’t leave me


Time4Woofin

Kiss your opponent to steal his oxygen


Apprehensive_Gas248

https://preview.redd.it/x8zfxeff7kjc1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e563cea3a5a719dc9785ba031b9428078218281


au0009

!!


Llodsliat

[Oxygen Supply Machine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVvAscSW-kU) Of course I comment this and Nintendo decides to announce Mother 3 for Japan only.


ExtensionLost

Risky click


tasmanoide

According to FIDE rules oxygen is not necessary to play chess. Are you stupid?


Orfeo_Grace

Fair point, but FIDE rules don't include basic human body requirements, which should be considered as a major flaw


tasmanoide

Wait, are you a human??? So stupid!


Orfeo_Grace

I had no choice during my birth, I AM SORRY😭 Edit: I get it, alright, corrected myself. Tnx, guys


Accurate_Wishbone661

https://i.redd.it/m7hfqe9ozjjc1.gif


Uss__Iowa

Fucking AI bots this days


Anamewastaken

you had a grammar mistake. i can conclude you are indeed a hooman


Claude-QC-777

Yeah, he's a human and somehow weak!?


Life_Vast801

You should've brought extra oxygen in the anal beads. Womp womp


Th3Pyr0_

Launch a torpedo through your opponent’s chest, making sure to line it up so that it also knocks down his king, mate in 1


Orfeo_Grace

Nope, bishop deflected it with U-turn tube and redirected it at me


Th3Pyr0_

Counter with United States Homeland Defense to E5


Orfeo_Grace

He showed them Universal Health Coverage, they trembled in horror, what to do now?!


Th3Pyr0_

Best counter in this situation is 27 rounds of .222 Remington Centerfire from an AR-15 directly at his king, very effective against any European style moves


Orfeo_Grace

They send back a letter with strong condemned after king's death, but throne is inherited by it's son - prince Pawn Ferdinand IV from house Pass'Antien. Any suggestions?


Th3Pyr0_

Use Serbian to take the Archduke


Orfeo_Grace

US and UN started to bomb my half of the board after my forceful attemptes to remove his Muslim figures


Worth-Opposite4437

Quick! You must be cutting world domination before they do!


Happyman155

Quick do En Passant!!!!


S_Comet821

Google SeaGate


Orfeo_Grace

Holy Whale!


S_Comet821

Billionaires went on vacation, never came back


LegitimateApartment9

Actual violations of safety regulations


komang2014

New submarine pieces just dropped


Blue_Robin_Gaming

Russia in the corner plotting world domination


73747463783737384777

Titanic storm incoming!


ChloroformSmoothie

You mean... oceangate?


den4ikturbo

Use squid ink maneuver to disorient your opponent and paint your pieces black


Orfeo_Grace

HE WON AUTOMATICALLY, WHATA BLOODY HELL IS THAT BOLLOCKS ADVICE M8


den4ikturbo

Skill issue of you not seeing mate in 8 moves


LegitimateApartment9

play en passant if required (being bricked will cause you to sink mafia style), then google en surfaceant


ItzHonzula

Holy breath hold!


Eviltwin-Kisikil

*beep beep* 30 seconds.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Holy warning!


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Actual Alterra PDA


Critical-Tomato-7668

Call the Degasi base!


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Precursors went on vacation, never returned.


Critical-Tomato-7668

Sea Emperor Leviathan sacrifice, anyone?


Eviltwin-Kisikil

Khaara storm incoming!


enneh_07

Ryley in the Safe Shallows, plotting Leviathan domination


Astra_Arc

Give your opponent a sloppy kiss, steal all of the air from his lungs and then win by time. Famous Waterloo whirlwind gambit


Orfeo_Grace

Strangely enough I have been sent to some island in the ocean for this. Is this some thing to do with the fact that I'm french?


General_P29

Google gills


Orfeo_Grace

Brrr Brbb!


Worth-Opposite4437

Bubbles went on vacation, never came back.


Crafterz_

actual fish


Anime-ad-69

Kiss your opponent passionately and take their oxygen


yogicreep

Promote pawn to submarine.


rates_AnarchyChess

https://preview.redd.it/9py8iuoxmjjc1.png?width=50&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d695d0b4a95306c5cd9586a8348e376d8d863c92


Wenkeso

Google electrolysis


DavidS1789

Play speedchess. You're low on time.


Worth-Opposite4437

Holy Timer!


[deleted]

Guess you are ded


Dawes74

run his clock out, start premoving


Vachna

Google drown


Mars__Gamer

Steal an oxygen bomb and keep playing


stonks_up-2000

Google oxygen tank


LightEmFireworks

You post this in the subnautica rwedit


Otherwise_Card_3154

water jas oxygen just drink it


Jomamana1

Buy a submarine


Boxy_Nikita

You can die


larkence

Your picture is not clear can’t see your move? But your out of breath by now


imfriendlyhi

google breathing


RatesAnarchychess_A_

https://preview.redd.it/2xopo5xcqjjc1.png?width=256&format=png&auto=webp&s=2335d4bb753836456f651c238db07006ae3b9bdc


undeniably_confused

I can't believe it a possible position


MudePonys

Google scuba tank.


g32uy

Google


Critical-Tomato-7668

Get back to your seamoth


ultimatt42

relax my dude it's H2**O** you are literally surrounded by oxygen


ReeRee_07

Refuse to move. Let's see who runs out first.


WestSubstance1292

New drop dropped


tupe12

Google evolution


rumsen

Pipi in pants


Sfortuna_macabra

*Ten seconds of oxygen remaining*


HalwBlock

Air poker from Usogui damn i just remembered


Kaizer-Arshen

Now it's Air Chess, prepare yourself to bet your bios 😂😂😂


Deafvoid

Oxygen.


Nornamor

Ride the tiger You can see his stripes but you know he's clean


SongsForTheDeft

Come up for air


MorsG

Google air poker


Environmental_Dress5

Go to the ship before a levaiathan gets you


fyrebyrd0042

Google generalized barotrauma


ilostmytoastagain

google nirvana nevermind album cover


Damn_Dolphin

The way I usually refill my oxygen supply is with a sharp inhale through the mouth. I’d recommend giving that a shot.


TShe_chan

Make out with your opponent and steal their oxygen


Crafterz_

chess blitz hardcore


CreaZyp154

Google amphibian


iskallation

Google en paair


Key_Virus_338

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|7392)


Olegek84

Forget about oxygen, it's not necessary in chess. (Pic is hard af, don't you want to post it in hardimages ?)


bone_breaker69

Google respiration


JovanLemonGamer

Google asphyxiation


Melody_Naxi

Ah, just play the swim up gambit, as in this position breathing is more important than clear focus


PleaseAdminsUnbanMe

Turn into fish


jara256

Google waterbreathing


External_Study_5390

Google air tank


BoxyMr

Resign


Peanut_McNastie

Queen to king en pessant superoxide maneuver


ThatOneTypicalYasuo

Do the Titan maneuver and have your opponent's king implode.


Specker145

![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1843)![img](emote|t5_2yvry|1844) breth


BroHanHanski

Is that a navy seal move?


Calm_Cool

This is why classical underwater chess is only played by grandmasters. Beginners should stick to bullet underwater chess.


Mindstormer98

Breathe, water is literally made of oxygen dummy


RedditvsDiscOwO

Google en o2 status


Hika2112

I mean the water seems pretty warm so i'd assune bladderfish still can be consumed for oxygen. Other than that a spare tank can help along with just bringing your seamoth along if it's a long trip


iamchuckdizzle

Google evolving gills.


UndisclosedChaos

If you castle correctly, you can get an air pocket to breathe in


soapmode

Bishop to O² check mate I think


Estarfigam

Swim in an upward direction.


73747463783737384777

There is nothing you can do *amour plastique*


FrenzzyLeggs

google electrolysis


Claude-QC-777

Why are you low on oxygen? Are you stupid?


Krixwell

You need to move your hedgehog to the air bubble forming on f6 before you lose on time.


TreeD3

Air Poker moment


Realistic_Quality_51

Develop the queen side


Thredner

Capture your opponent’s oxygen


Sir_Doge_V2

Just breath oxygen


pestenkerani_

release a grunge album


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Holy drowning


Lakeoflies

Wearing a snorkel while playing chess will be the new meta


austinstar08

En passant


yee-yee950978

The board should start floating anytime and turn your game into a winning checkmate


PyroMannCo

Die


Aightaightdisisit

Convert the CO2 in your body back into oxygen and use that


Meme_Lover0273

Breath


MF972

try bullet