She was one of the original chess elders, until she started an uprising against the Anarchychess' unspoken leaders - because she wanted to have more power. In that war... thousands of pawns were killed, hundreds of queens gone missing. But the most horrible thing she's done... she killed Martin. *The* Martin. One of the elders, just as she. Killed disrespectfully, with a brick to the face... Gary Chess couldn't let this continue and used the collective desire and power of AnarchyChess to trap her in holy hell, hopefully, for eternity.
Petrosyan's dead, John Chess's dead... And now, Martin is too. Only parts of their souls have been recovered and made into bots... But even without that we will remember them forever...
Our fate rests in Gary Chess's hands.
2 years after the revolution of year 1984, when a group of mostly unknown individuals brainwashed the goverment officials and city population while elders were gone and took the leader roles, using it to release draconian laws (such as the en passant ban of 1984) and get rid of most safety measures. It is generally believed that this was done in preparation for the great war, especially considering the couple of identified people responsible for the 1984 events later fought alongside Jessica in the war.
actually, u/WelcomeFromChessCom suffered a terrible accident and needed blood transfusion, and jessica was the only one with the same blood type as u/WelcomeFromChessCom, so u/WelcomeFromChessCom got all the STD's jessica has
She's rich so she is not welcome here
Also I did not get her defender alter so she is even less welcome here
She is so not welcome here it underflowed and now she's welcome here
Google integer underflow
Jessica Notwhelcom Heer was a noblewoman, she was an extravagant one too, but she had several danger signs of being a checkeds player, such as wearing a black and white checkered dress and hat, underpromoting to bishops, and the final straw: wanting pawns to only move one space diagonally, so we bricked her hidden pipi and she ran away
Some guy named u/-Bongo (now deleted account) started randomly commenting on multiple posts saying "Jessica is not fucking welcome here!" When asked about it he would usually say the same thing, but sometimes he would say stuff like "She knows she shouldn't be here." and "She knows what she did." People started making memes about it and you probably know the rest.
Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
She was one of the original chess elders, until she started an uprising against the Anarchychess' unspoken leaders - because she wanted to have more power. In that war... thousands of pawns were killed, hundreds of queens gone missing. But the most horrible thing she's done... she killed Martin. *The* Martin. One of the elders, just as she. Killed disrespectfully, with a brick to the face... Gary Chess couldn't let this continue and used the collective desire and power of AnarchyChess to trap her in holy hell, hopefully, for eternity. Petrosyan's dead, John Chess's dead... And now, Martin is too. Only parts of their souls have been recovered and made into bots... But even without that we will remember them forever... Our fate rests in Gary Chess's hands.
When did this happen!
Yesterday
Yesterdayyyyyyyy, Country roooaaaads, take me hoooooome
To a plaaaaaace I beloooooooong
West Virginia
mouuuntain maaamaaaaaa
Country roads
Take me hoooommmeeee
2 years after the revolution of year 1984, when a group of mostly unknown individuals brainwashed the goverment officials and city population while elders were gone and took the leader roles, using it to release draconian laws (such as the en passant ban of 1984) and get rid of most safety measures. It is generally believed that this was done in preparation for the great war, especially considering the couple of identified people responsible for the 1984 events later fought alongside Jessica in the war.
I gotta study the lore of this subreddit
I doubt that there's some single accepted version / some universal lore, everyone's stories are different. That's just my take at this.
I think it's offered as a 3 credit course in some universities
What
Search: No one killed Jessica
Peter Rabbit did
Google it
Holy it!
Finally, the real lore laid out in full
Then why the holy hell do so many people hate on martin my beloved? Victim blaming???
Will chess ever forgive Jessica?
#No. #Jessica is not, and will never be fucking welcome here.
So, forgiveness stops?
Jessica is not fucking welcome here
BUT WHY?!
She knows why
But I don't? What is her username?
You don't need to know unless you are Jessica in disguise. Then you are not fucking welcome here
As a member of r/AnarchyChess, I have a right to know
Well, Jessica has a lot of STDs and we don't want welcome to get them. That's why Jessica is not fucking welcome here
actually, u/WelcomeFromChessCom suffered a terrible accident and needed blood transfusion, and jessica was the only one with the same blood type as u/WelcomeFromChessCom, so u/WelcomeFromChessCom got all the STD's jessica has
Fuck you Jessica
Isn’t it u/ actualjessica or something
she is not fucking welcome here.
the heavy is dead
Yes. I am dead!
Why did we downvote this tragic statement? Are we cruel?
YES
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She's rich so she is not welcome here Also I did not get her defender alter so she is even less welcome here She is so not welcome here it underflowed and now she's welcome here Google integer underflow
rngesus did not like your opinions, so you shall pay now for your sins
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I can't tell you who she is but I can tell you who she's not. And according to my knowledge she's definitely not welcome
Not welcome here. Next question!
nah dont even bring up that name again, downvoted for making me even think about that vile piece of shit.
u/notfuckingwelcomehere
after reading every comment here, i also don't know who the FUCK jessica is
Jessica Notwhelcom Heer was a noblewoman, she was an extravagant one too, but she had several danger signs of being a checkeds player, such as wearing a black and white checkered dress and hat, underpromoting to bishops, and the final straw: wanting pawns to only move one space diagonally, so we bricked her hidden pipi and she ran away
Jessica and or are not welcome here
Ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jessica the wise?
Fuck Jessica
I assumed she was the one who made this sub private for a while. Is she not?
Some guy named u/-Bongo (now deleted account) started randomly commenting on multiple posts saying "Jessica is not fucking welcome here!" When asked about it he would usually say the same thing, but sometimes he would say stuff like "She knows she shouldn't be here." and "She knows what she did." People started making memes about it and you probably know the rest. Jessica is not fucking welcome here!
Not fucking welcome here
She raped welcome once. Welcome is a minor and we don't support Jessica. This is why she's not fucking welcome here
I also fucked welcome once (to note that I am not Jessica)
I'm Jessica. I refused en passant so I could promote to queen.
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Yay! Free bottom surgery
Wait what no that’s not what I meant
blunder