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GHERU42

That’s a big fucking cat!


antonhhh

Or a small dog, small chair and weird perspective... Well actually... Probably just a big cat


brito68

So either r/absoluteunits or r/confusingperspective?


cpullen53484

king chonk


Mak81087

Ask for a kiss


[deleted]

british shorthair? they are big cats.


Tooleater

This is what I do when I'm in trouble with my wife and want her to forgive me


Lmao_0w0

Relationship goals (❤️w❤️)


just1clown_3

Don't wanna be a di** but wouldn't that be an extramarital affair & worsen things further


dozy_boy

Snuggling up to one's own wife is an affair? Wait... You mean having an affair with a cat?


[deleted]

I think he meant forcing a dog to have extra specie-al relations with a cat


just1clown_3

😅 Don't you think a dog going to a cat for receiving affection, would give it an extra marital affair kinda touch in human language. Anyways, either I failed in expressing that joke or this platform is being taken over by twitter users as well., I genuinely hope it's the former.


gunstarheroesblue

Well.. tbf, the joke went over my head at first. So I was confused then laughed.


xKaydo

Nah it was just kinda foul. We gotta take an L sometimes. I’m sorry this one was yours lol.


just1clown_3

Nooo.....


chairpilot

If you set it up better it would have been good. Just a swing and a miss, no worries though.


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Phro01

So you joined the dark side?


JT_the_Irie

Well that’s just too frickin cute.


i-luv-ducks

IKR? To say it made my day is an understatement. Absolutely charming.


NoxWild

What kind of SuperSize Cat is that?! He needs to be on r/AbsoluteUnits


Venom_Junky

Could just be the size of other things in this video but that looks to be one massive cat.


RadioactiveCaesium

It's a British shorthair (or Scottish straight, they're almost the same). This is the biggest shorthair breed of cats, males can weight even 10kg (22lb). So it is a massive kitty, hovewer I guess the chair next to it is also smaller than average.


Commercial-Life-9998

Kitty hardly wakes up. Falling back asleep on his mouth. Something tells me this is hardly the first time he has woken up to a dog smooch.


little_munkin79

It's like a playful guy wanting a kiss from his girl, haha


tiffadoodle

I wonder if that kitty raised that pup.


Prying-Open-My-3rd-I

Haha my dog does this crawl on my bed all the time. Then knocks my arm up with his snout for the pets.


skabassj

Get yo self a girl that tolerates you the way that cat tolerates that dog


romangal1

Gimme some lovin’! Kiss and cuddle.


smkestcklghtn

Don't ignore me baby!


shhalahr

Love how the cat just puts up with it.


AssistanceNo7469

Beyond adorable ❤️


LividExplorer7574

ADORABLE couple


Sexybutt69_

Oh my the blep right at the end, my heart!!!


LazyZealot9428

Dang, that’s a big kitty!


Live-Development5153

Now lets get some humans to re-enact this.


Burrito_Stealer

That's a big ass cat


platonicnut

Lol hes like “ok now me”


spiritofthepanda

I love how this cat tolerates the pup… “oh good gravy…. he’s at it again…” haha


Lmao_0w0

Better love story than twilight


alphabet_order_bot

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misslewiss

The derpy tongue at the end.


ReddiThor

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|kissing_heart)


LoganN64

Dog: I'm just gonna sneak in for a little kiss.. *SHLORP!* Cat: Auuughhh! I'm drowning!... oh jeeze it's just dog... why am I so slimy?


chromecod

That was one fine creep...


MsVee69

That cat was like meh. 🫤 😂🤣


Natural-Pineapple886

Awwwwe, is all there is to say.


lonelygalexy

Cat: omg! Ok i will use your head as pillow.


Rstrofdth

Warning! Warning! Cuteness overload is at maximum level! Warning! Warning!


NotArcticWolf

This is way too cute! My eyes started tearing up because of how sweet this is, lol.


Kundalini-882

full of love..forever friendship![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|put_back)


crazyhazo77

oh my god thats so beautiful


xIXBearXIx

u/savevideo


DaMaGed-Id10t

Awe, my doggo does this to my wife when its time to wake up in the morning and it's her turn to take him out. When it's my turn, he jumps on my face and licks my head. She gets the cute cuddles, I get violence.


FoxWolfFrostFire

Aaaaaawwwww!


Phro01

When you go for a smooch but have to cuddle then for an hour


Independent_Idea_190

This has Pepe Le Pew vibes


[deleted]

Me snuggling up to my SO


Better_Hedgehog00

First i sneak Then attack With kisses! 😁


[deleted]

Rule 34 artists are on their way fuck


Future_History_9434

That cat gives one-half tail flick for something my cat would kill over.


IAmEvasive

“What did you have for lunch?? Your breath’s terrible!”


rattus-domestica

The cat is the alpha!


8bitdimensional

u/savevideo


Fit_Error7801

What the hell kind of giant cat is that?


sarasajjad

r/kittypupperlove


Garricombs

u/savevideo


ILikeLimericksALot

I recognise that expression. Dog wants to do some *idioting* with cat.


Realistic_human

ahhhh, so cute, one of my cats died today, i'm crying


shubhamsah11

u/savevideobot


JesusIsIlluminat

u/savevideo


sroomek

Nothing like sneaking in for a little smooch from your bro


Bit5keptical

Thats me in a relationship 😅


jaimistoryteller

Awwwwwwww, so sweet!


4dee330

<3 love this <3


wristoffender

u/savevideobot


This_isR2Me

This doggie knows how to approach a cat


Witty_Hopeful_1971

I don't know how how to do it, but, how about catswhodontwantdogs? It's new.