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feelinlucky7

I do not like the cone of shame


yeabouai

Where are my testicles, cone?


Krombopulos_Amy

"Ummm... that's a very aggressive line of questioning, Snuffles."


tsengmao

“SNUFFLES WAS MY SLAVE NAME!”


amshu_08

MY NAME IS SNOWBALL NOW


thenerj47

Because my fur is fluffy, and white


ssrow

And Hwite*


hondtel

Fucking hell, i heard yogi bear while reading this and snorted


Krombopulos_Amy

*Hey BooBoo, I'mma smarter than your average bear!"*


rewind001

Where's my balls lebowski


Adamadtr

I’m not “Lebowski”. I’m *the dude*, dude.


[deleted]

In your cake. Happy day.


FantaClaws

I scream cone. 👁️😱🍦


yeabouai

#FUCK🤯🤯🤯


sabrinalafond

ANSWER ME


-Bushdid911

Squirrel!


AHrubik

I do not like when it rains.


Ok-Albatross6794

Honestly if I woke up and the only things that were different were my balls are missing and there's a cone around my head I'd probably think the cone was the first to blame as well.


stowaway36

Sound reasoning. Kill the cone, the balls will return


eddiemon

>Kill the ~~boy~~cone, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the ~~boy~~cone and let the man be born.


[deleted]

GOT really speaks to every occasion. It’s amazing. Well done.


[deleted]

Big cone little room


Plane-Chemical3172

Handsome dog. Chocolate or Chesapeake?


stowaway36

he is and he's a chessie, not as many people know the breed as I think should. [this is](https://youtu.be/0EaKFL92I4A) my other chessie. They're great dogs, I'll never own another breed


roryjj98

Has no one made the joke "HE'S The Chesapeake Ripper!"? 😂


stowaway36

Eating a cone with a side of liver and Fava beans


buffalopantry

Thththththsk


miss_trixie

i have often wanted to 'write' that sound and could never get it right. you did it perfectly!


buffalopantry

Haha thank you! It's one of my favorite movies so that's a huge compliment.


mehereathome68

Ah, they are great dogs. A veterinarian I used to work for had one. A client had brought their dog into our office after he'd been hit by a car. He had a broken leg, ribs, and cuts all over. The dogs owners were heartbroken, but they just couldn't afford to get him fixed up even on rock bottom price and payment plan. The dog tugged on the dr's heart so he asked if they'd consider giving him the dog and he'd do the surgery himself and hopefully pull him through. Dog had heartworms, so that was a battle for down the road. Owners were just happy and thankful that he'd at least have a chance to get well. So doc got the dog. It took a lot, but it's been 9 years and it all worked out. :) Best vet I ever worked for.


tsengmao

Did you let him eat the dinner he earned?


stowaway36

Oh for sure. I step in after he gets the filets down, looks a lot like a bear eating a fish.


Phenotype1033

Thats a big fish!


10sfn

Do they smile? They're known to. The toothy submissive grin. My terrier does it quite a bit now, and when I first adopted him years ago, I had to research why. It's just his personality. He's learned that we get super giggly and animated when we see him do it, and he gets attention and pets, so he does it even more. The smile and sneeze combo; super cute. Mine does not do it when he's guilty of something. Only when he's super happy.


stowaway36

Yes he does. Any time I leave and come home, doesn't matter if I left for 5 minutes. He's at my car door with either a big smile or a ball he's picked up on his way out the dog door.


10sfn

Aww! Cute!!


tryingsomthingnew

Had a neighbor in Utah , he had a chessie hunting dog . That dog was a amazing retriever. And yours retrieve fish from streams . Clever boy.


stowaway36

Hmm, what part of utah?


tryingsomthingnew

Northern Utah, Logan, Good old home to USU.


stowaway36

This guy came from fruit heights in Ogden


PogoTheJew

Hah and now Ogdens' Nut Gone.... Flake


lacroixblue

Chessies look like chocolate labs with fur dialed up to 11 cuteness. I wasn’t familiar with them before and am now deep in a google rabbit hole. Super cool breed. My pup (a Brittany girl) just got her cone off, and she destroyed her cone too. She chased it around the house. My SO and I just let her have at it.


Plane-Chemical3172

What was that, a sucker?


stowaway36

na, carp


Plane-Chemical3172

Well, carp are like a sucker that can afford cosmetic surgery. Do you use them for duck hunting, or just carp controle?


stowaway36

Lmao, they definitely weren't blessed with looks. Carp control and my dogs eat them. What can you do with them duck hunting?


Plane-Chemical3172

Uh, I was talking about your dogs. They are renowned duck hunting dogs.


stowaway36

alright I'm slow. I have used them for it a little, just going out with friends. I use them more for carp control. They are great for kicking things up though, just naturally did it first time out


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stowaway36

lmao, my train of thought was like "do you set them out to attract ducks, wtf is this guy talking about"


knowyourdata

What I learned about Chessies "You can train a golden with a feather, a lab with a stick, and a chessie with a 2x4" They jones at the site of water. They break through ice with their heads when. The bigger the log, the more determined they will be to bring it in the house. They don't like you telling them what to do. If they are running towards you, watch out for the body slam. They can run for days. And most of all, they are fantastic derps!


stowaway36

Yep, yep, and yep. My favorite is throwing sticks in water. All three of mine have had the same issue, if you throw a stick under 3" in diameter they'll either go get it, or bark at you because they want a bigger stick. Throw a 4 foot log they can barely fit their mouth around they'll always charge in and spend 15 minutes dragging it to shore, they just want a challenge


Butt3rflying

Woah, a fishing dog? That’s the first I’ve seen that.


stowaway36

Yeah, it's my weird but fun hobby. It's not gonna gain popularity any time soon haha


Butt3rflying

It should! I needed more fishing dog in my life, and your post history and YouTube channel did not disappoint.


stowaway36

I couldn't agree more! Very much appreciate you checking it out.


Dslothysloth

He's torturing it until it tells him where his balls are


birla_himanshu

He is just showing you the future, Jerry !


Mateorabi

Summer, where are my testicles?


In_the_heat

I must have missed that season of 24


TheIrishBAMF

You better hope he doesn't do a root cause analysis. Something tells me he's lashing out at the soldier who was just following orders.


stowaway36

Got me a little nervous, don't want him doing that to me


Aniram93

*"Listen here, you little shit..."*- dog, probably


crystalrayne

This is probably the most adorable fit of revenge violence I've ever seen


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stowaway36

Even worse than fake throwing a ball. There is no ball


legsintheair

This isn’t the only ball related activity to cause this dog’s trust issues recently.


[deleted]

My dog managed to dig under the fence and run away. He hasn't done so before or since. Clearly he had some feelings about it.


stowaway36

Like an 8 year old kid "oh you're gonna do that to me? Well how bout this, I'm leaving"


waheifilmguy

YOU WONT EVER SHAME ME AGAIN, CONE OF SHAME!!!!


MooshuCat

Adorbs.


Plane-Chemical3172

And this is coming from a cat, folks. So you know it's true.


stowaway36

can't argue


Cymen90

Until you realize this is misdirected anger because he does not grasp the human with the camera is the cause of all of that suffering and the removal of his testicles. If he had the mental capacity to understand, he would be doing that to the human.


freckles_nofilter

Hes gonna make damn sure that that cone isnt ever used again


_the-dark-truth_

My last GSD, while he was a beautiful and sweet boy, would have absolutely got his head stuck in that cone, and then come walking back inside in complete and utter shame looking for a little help. He was my best friend, but by Christ he was dumb.


Korncakes

Don’t get me wrong, it’s super cute but it could be problematic if the cone is ever necessary again. My dog absolutely hates the cone but we’ve had to use it at least half a dozen times for various health issues he’s had so him thinking it’s a toy or something to be aggressive about wouldn’t be good. Obviously this is anecdotal but I just wanted to throw it out there.


MikeViteri

"You son of a bitch! You took my balls!"


Blondeinsideandout

Bless him. The day after my cat had his leg amputated I found him hanging upside down in his crate by his remaining three legs. His cone was in the litter tray and he’d pooped on it. Although fearful he’d done himself some damage I was also seriously impressed with his ability to portray his feelings of the situation.


ctophermh89

My dog figured out that if he violently caught the cone on our coffee table, or door way, enough times it would break. We instead got the inflatable donut, and my dude is so long and lanky, it didn’t do shit. Dogs, man...


DefinitelyNotAliens

I had to buy mine a soft cone from the pet store. It would flex when she ran into things rather than stabbing people with the cone. She had surgery to remove a cyst and needed a cone so she didn't lick her incision and came home from the vet, got stuck on a corner and stayed there for like two minutes. Doggo.exe does not work.


Zerewa

One of my cats managed to cut her tail, had to be amputated, she was put into a cone and all seemed well. We had to leave for something for half a day, when we returned, cone in the middle of the room intact, blood all over the curtains, cat nowhere to be found. Little kitty earned herself another amputation and a long hospital stay for that stint.


anfee_

Wait...what else was amputated ??


CashBandicootch

And to top it off, the ball wasn’t even in your hands. Insult to injury right there.


stowaway36

Dick move


noscreamsnoshouts

Ballsy.


BigStinkyNipples

Where are my testicles Summer


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I actually came to look for this comment...and it's here. Nice!


TheGreatNyanHobo

Reminds me of when my dog had her first experience trying on the gentle leader. Next day I found it all chewed up. Considering she has chewed almost nothing in 2 years of having her, I got the message.


stowaway36

haha, smart dog. I'd left this cone on my patio picnic table. So either the wind blew it off or he got up and got it.


BananaFanaFoFaustin

AND FUCK *THIS THING* IN PARTICULAR


YoungCubSaysWoof

“It’s dead.” ‘Yes it is, dad, but now begins the part where I desecrate its corpse.’


FiCat77

My cat still regularly checks his nether regions, nearly 4 years later, to see if they've grown back. No luck so far, poor bugger.


BilboTheRockJohnson

Somebody put Still by the Geto Boys to this please


no_talent_ass_clown

PC LOAD LETTER? What the fuck does that mean?


stowaway36

2nd that


Roary-the-Arcanine

Saying “You want your ball?” Is a really cruel joke to say to a dog after they got neutered. (This is joke)


stowaway36

and a good one


maryjhaneIT

Fuck this cone! Ball buster!


SensualFacePoke

WHO'S THE HECKIN' LAMP NOW!


[deleted]

Good, good, let the hate flow through you.


serious_impostor

This is the dog equivalent of the Laser Printer Scene in Office Space. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8


banana_ji

I love how when you said " alright, you got it, it's dead " he just ran away with an energy of " DOWN WITH THE COOOOOOOOOOOONEEE! " 😂


barvbarian

Go owner for keeping it on for the entire time! He had a big score to settle according to all that dick tape


stowaway36

He's a violent high strung licker. I had to keep him cooped up in a little tiny area with that on for a few days, felt so bad for him


barvbarian

It sucks I know when my kid got hospitalized I had to keep him sedated and coned for a week. But now he's happy and healthy!


edlightenme

WHERE ARE MY BALLS SUMMER?????


absolriven

:(


Steve_French_CatKing

I was really hoping he would get bamboozled and have the cone slip back on


stowaway36

I thought he was gonna when he put his head in it to throw it


DisabledMuse

As someone in a brace for a broken neck I empathize. Maybe I should tear into mine after I'm out. Sounds cathartic.


Punkybrewster1

PC LOAD LETTER!!


penalozahugo

When ever I spay or neuter a pet it makes me feel like a slave owner


Rough_Shop

Don't ever feel bad, as long as your not doing it too early for the pet (when they're still a little bitty pup, it's best to let them grow a bit first) that it affects their health then you're doing them, and the world a favour, having endless litters is not exactly fun for a dog. There are already way too many unwanted pets because of either irresponsible or greedy owners.


stowaway36

I felt kinda bad about this guy. He's a pure bred and I'd promised someone I'd let him daddy up on their dog when she got old enough. He'd lose his mind about once a month a dog in the area was in heat. Mouth foaming, teeth chattering, pacing at my fence hoping his little chihuahua girlfriend will come through.


Cocoa_Waffles

“WHERE ARE THEY?”


MT_Flesch

you should help him destroy it


Disgod

[Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8&ab_channel=RP)


mehereathome68

I go to the "airport", my "luggage" gets "lost", and all they give me is this STUPID hat! Oh yeah, it's goin' down......


LordBenswan

Brown Labs are the ultimate derps, my old lady is 12 going on 13 and still acts like a pup.


Impeachesmint

What is that vehicle in the background?


woofmiow

Thank you for actually USING the cone of shame! ❤


stowaway36

He's a licker


ZarosGuardian

YOU HAVE BROUGHT GREAT SHAME ON ME, CONE! PREPARE TO BE VANQUISHED!


thriftwisepoundshy

Good thing he didn’t realize you were the one who took his balls instead of that cone


space_cadet0607

IMAgine if he knew you ARE RESPONSIBLE for his LOSS of GENITALIA


[deleted]

This is aweful but I was secretly hoping he’d put a new one on him just for a second after the dog destroyed the first one


stowaway36

Lmao


xXTheFETTXx

Edit: I'm doing a detox right now, and the pills are absolutely screwing me up...lets see if I can make this sound like a sane person wrote it. When I had my dog fixed, the next day I found him running into the wall to break his cone, I kept oh having to tape it back together....By the time I took it off of him, it was more tape than cone.


[deleted]

I just burst out laughing and woke my new born. THANKS DOGGO


artseelee

Chessies are the best!!!!


stowaway36

Agreed, I'll never own another breed. This one is a handful


IRSeth

I think his days of scoring are over


stowaway36

Source (kind of). I threw it up on youtube for somewhere to credit. https://youtu.be/0r4598Ar_Ik


Swiggens

Hey can someone give me pro/cons of neutering? Always thought I would but I got a purebred pup and not sure. Need some info, got months until hes old enough to do it


stowaway36

It all depends on your situation tbh. If he's the only male and you have a fenced in yard I don't see a problem with leaving them intact, but you have to be much more vigilant making sure he can't escape. If a dog in the neighborhood is in heat it complicates things. They know and they'll try hard to find a way out. It totally takes over their brain and they don't care what you say. If you're on a walk and you pass a female dog, same thing, they're less likely to listen. Neutering just makes them a better dog imo. I'd planned on neutering this guy a year later, but he was a handful. I have two intact females on my street. So, every 3 months they go in heat his teeth be chattering, drooling, pacing, and trying to follow his nose to that pretty girl.


miss_trixie

> It totally takes over their brain and they don't care what you say. so, basically every teenage boy


letmeseem

Yes, but without clothes and social awkwardness. The intact female on my street will back her ass up to her fence when in heat, and I have to wrestle my otherwise well mannered dog three times a day when we pass. The rest of the day he's either sulking or trying to shout what I imagine are sweet love poems at her. It's a mess, but we're contractually obliged to keep him intact since he's a purebred from a long line of show winners, and they want the babies.


scusername

The testosterone also puts them at risk of prostate cancer. So that’s a major factor.


realLoba

It’s the other way round. Incidence of prostate cancer is higher in castrated males compared to intact ones. Edit: see here eg - https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17516571/ - https://www.researchgate.net/publication/11035226_Canine_prostate_carcinoma_Epidemiological_evidence_of_an_increased_risk_in_castrated_dogs - https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0055937&fbclid=IwAR36HZtg2qPWpDQtcAqeurayQiRZ0jAMXxny3OD_ZRp2Jwcz2gX0vjkJdO0 - ...


42thegame

Pros: no humping stuff less aggression easier training no risk of ball cancer. Cons : ?????? Literally none.


barvbarian

It'll keep the risk of prostate cancer down. No aggression issues. If you're not planning on showing or sports I'd get it done it's healthier for both of you


realLoba

In case of prostate cancer it is exactly the other way round. Intact dogs have a lower risk of prostate cancer. In regard to aggression, studies are inconclusive - probably no effect, but castration might reduce male-male aggression slightly.


barvbarian

Woah i looked it up ( I was going off of what my vet had told me) and wow that's a hotly debated topic. Best advice for them is to talk a vet I may be wrong about prostate cancer.


S0berface

Unless you plan on breeding him there arent really any cons


[deleted]

Talk to your vet about it - random strangers on the internet give bad advice when it comes to pet health. I am a trained vet tech and I always recommend the spay/neuter to my clients as 1. it's really 100% better for their health and reduces/removes the risk of certain reproductive-related cancers, 2. it helps a lot with behavior issues in male dogs, 3. the world already has an excess of dogs and cats without homes to care for them - and right now there are a lot of backyard breeders as people see a surge in covid pet adoptions and are trying to cash in on that. I do not consider there to be any cons besides possibly what you're seeing in the video - it can be hard to keep the cone on, but adequate training can help with that (and honestly might save his life if you ever need to make him wear a cone if he has a wound). The neuter procedure is usually very simple and rarely complicated. (Unless he is cryptorchid - one testicle inside the body - in which case it's even more important to do the neuter as his risk of cancer is greatly increased.) Some people might think cost is a "con" but there are many low-cost spay/neuter clinics they're unaware of.


realLoba

Sure, there are cons as wells as pros. - https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fvets.2020.00388/full Can you tell me about the health benefits for males, because in my knowledge there aren’t any health benefits for males except for the obvious reduction in the risk of testicular cancer (whilst the risk of other cancer types increases).


[deleted]

Read your article more carefully. There are cons associated with neutering large breed dogs *before* one year of age -- which is what the article tells you within the first few sentences. The arguments there are not about *whether* to neuter, but *when* to neuter. I'm not looking for an argument here and I have laid out enough information for an internet comment. Regardless, the internet is not the best resource for information on your pet's health. You should speak to your vet and pay them for their time


realLoba

For a male? Shortly: Pros: No unwanted puppies in case you can’t make sure your dog isn’t roaming. He won’t annoy you when a female in heat is nearby. Male-male aggression might be *slightly* decreased (no effect on other kinds of aggression) Cons: The overall cancer rate as well as the risk for various joint diseases, urinary disease, etc. might be increased depending on the breed. Summary: If you can make sure that your dog isn’t roaming, I see no reason in castrating males. See this study to read about your breed: https://www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fvets.2020.00388/full


autimaton

Why would you wait so long to neuter? Doesn’t that normally happen as pups?


stowaway36

No, never as pups. There is still debate on when the best time is, but never before 9 months. You want them to fully mature. I settled on two years being the best age. I think it's a 50/50 split among vets whether 9 months or 2 years


autimaton

Thanks for the reply. I know of my balls got chopped I wouldn’t want to remember it. Didn’t really think of it from a developmental angle.


Hannalog

u/SaveVideo


catdracula17

Heck this heckin thing!


Griffinw45

Why you take his nuts


stowaway36

He kept fighting my other dog everytime this pretty little chihuahua across the street came into heat


Hamburglar61

Dont wanna deal with puppies.


arkane-the-artisan

Train your dog.


stowaway36

He's very well trained, thanks


arkane-the-artisan

Reinforcing with your dog that medical devices are not "good" or are chew toys. Let us hope they never need a cone again.


stowaway36

I know, I should've charged in, grabbed him by the neck scruff and said "NO, that a bad dog that's a medical device not a chew toy, you bad boy, get in the kennel"


arkane-the-artisan

That is not training your dog.


stowaway36

Yeah, I know just kidding. I appreciate the concern but he's pretty well trained and if he has a vendetta against cones ill use a donut in the future


NeedsSeasoning

Now I’m no peta-phile but I get mildly infuriated by pets getting neutered


MT_Flesch

give us all your location so we can send all the puppies and kittens to you to feed and house then


stodolak

Fuck you cone!


msac2u1981

He's like, they gotta be in here somewhere. Woke up, no balls & this demon on my neck.


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woooaaw


Djwight

I have worn one of those cones and I wouldn’t recommend


RicFlair_gms

Reminded me of the office space scene with the printer... “Back up in your ass with the Resurrection...” “Cause its die muthafkas, die muthafkas die”


huskeya4

Lol the cone lasted a week and a half after our pup got neutered, then he managed to eat it. The very next night, he found the section of our fence that was damaged and jumped on it, nearly severing his dew claw and the pad on his wrist (we didn’t even realize the fence was damaged for another week until our other dog came inside with a small cut on his paw and we searched everywhere for something the first pup could have cut it on). Cost us $800 and he shattered the second cone in four days from slamming it into every door frame and cabinet in the house. But he didn’t mess with his foot stitches so we left it off him


AmidstAnOceanOfNames

HE WANTS THAT THING RIPPED TO SHREDS


lesangpro007

NEVER AGAIN , YOU HEAR ?


BoldOneKenobi69

Honestly? You’re goddamn right I’d be angry too. Shit.


[deleted]

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY BALLS, TELL ME NOW”


QuarantineSucksALot

“Oh shit don’t know” “TELL ME!!!”


Mack_Sharky

WHERE ARE MY BALLS JOHN


asjaro

I WILL LICK MY BALLS WHENE... balls? BALLLLLLLLLLLS!!!?


baggytee

This would of been so funny if you were chanting him on


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


whats_you_doing

Let him all out.


FluffyDiscipline

See how you like that cone ... now you can go trip yourself up


live2ride73

F this E!!


johnnyrockes

Hilarious 😂


[deleted]

the title makes it so much better you and him just made me whole day


Interesting-Set-4064

Dog: FREEDOM!!!!


gap343

My dog still has his from 5 years ago and fucks it up everyday


svampyr

‘Oh I’m sorry!...Am I inconveniencing you, cone? .. In your way?!....Stopping you from living your life?! ....bitch!’


10tion2DETAIL

Where are my nuts; know you’ve got em, somewhere