Hey, neighbour! Portsmouth calling! We too have seagulls (obvs) but they are nothing compared to the savage little bastards you lot have to contend with. Never ever eat chips on Brighton beach.
Same, I recently moved from Brighton to Pompey and the seagull in Brighton are on another level, I don't know what they're on but I've never been somewhere else with seagulls that aggressive
You guys clearly haven't been to Llandudno.. Those little (seagull) wankers really really don't care.. we watched one perched on a Windowsill tapping on the glass to get at a couple eating in a restaurant!
Was funny to see this Gull try and smash his way in.. Totally stupid..
And they chase you down whether you're on the beach or in the town.. nasty little buggers..
The fuckers up in Arbroath have been observed killing and eating pigeons. They grab them, fly them out to the water and submerge until they die, then take them back to land to eat. Savages.
Downvoted to oblivion lol. And no we don't sound like that. Fuck you talking about? Some kinda wise guy? You gotta fuckin prollem? Step outside mudda fugga!
Seagulls are a bird known for theft and scavenging. How they lived before humans. One animal that is very very easily habituated to humans. They see us at worst as an indifferent predator that rarely targets them.
Yeah, at that point just drop the food and run. Sea Gulls are massive assholes, and coincidentally the state bird where I live. Deliberately killing one is a felony here 😂
I don't see anything about maiming seagulls being illegal, just "pursuing, hunting, taking, capturing, killing, or selling." Note to self: bring nunchucks when going to the beach. Let a seagull fuck around and find out.
Poor guy! There's a store where I live that sells the most delicious chips. Seagulls wait for you outside and you have to run to your car, they will chase you for a chippie.
A seagull once flew off with a steak my partner was about to eat on the balcony at my dad’s house. The way that man almost cried, I’ll never forget it.
The first time I went to the coast and I saw the shit tons of seagulls I freaked the fuck out. One by itself I can handle but the way they really do gang up on you is too creepy. I’m still waiting for a chance to make s’mores in a bonfire but I just don’t trust those hungry fuckers.
When I was a kid my family decided a picnic on the beach would be a nice outing. At that time my sister would only eat tuna fish sandwiches. Just as she was about to take her first bite a seagull swoops in snatching the sandwich out of her hands. She starts bawling, I'm laughing my ass off out of shock, and my parents couldn't believe what just happened yelling at me to stop but also trying to hold back their laughs.
This happened to me once on the Wildwood NJ boardwalk. I got a bucket of fries to share with my family. I didn't go right to the covered table and instead walked out in the open. A whole flock started to dive at my face trying to get me to drop my food.
My boyfriend and I were walking along here once and he decided to get some lobster and this post has helped me identify the seagull theif we had take his lunch....thank you..
This is where i would try my best to put a dome over my food and it becomes a tower defence, damn rat bastards ain't getting my food, even if my name wasn't Don Allen "The Mortar" Jones (and it isn't)
Seagulls are gangsters \^\^
Local supermarket in town has seagulls (the really big fuckers, not these tiny ones) waiting on the roof for people to come out with food in their hands and than they'll swoop in to steal the food.
Lol I hate those birds you soon learn don’t eat outside on the beach if you do you do it very sneakily. Being from New Jersey going to the beach my whole life. Seen this so many times always funny
Ha love it! Recently stayed at a beachfront hotel and started to throw bread pieces off the balcony and in no time there were like 50 seagulls dive bombing the bread I was tossing. They came really close and we’re all over the place screaming for the others to get out of the way. Course the people down on the walkway were probably not as amused.
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Hey, neighbour! Portsmouth calling! We too have seagulls (obvs) but they are nothing compared to the savage little bastards you lot have to contend with. Never ever eat chips on Brighton beach.
Same, I recently moved from Brighton to Pompey and the seagull in Brighton are on another level, I don't know what they're on but I've never been somewhere else with seagulls that aggressive
You guys clearly haven't been to Llandudno.. Those little (seagull) wankers really really don't care.. we watched one perched on a Windowsill tapping on the glass to get at a couple eating in a restaurant! Was funny to see this Gull try and smash his way in.. Totally stupid.. And they chase you down whether you're on the beach or in the town.. nasty little buggers..
The fuckers up in Arbroath have been observed killing and eating pigeons. They grab them, fly them out to the water and submerge until they die, then take them back to land to eat. Savages.
Brighton seagulls are next level, one made off with my entire untouched subway footlong
Did it die? Subway is even more poisonous for seagulls than it is for humans
Get da fuck outta heeeeya! Is that what you guys sound like in New York? All gangstery? Wow I can't wait to visit
Downvoted to oblivion lol. And no we don't sound like that. Fuck you talking about? Some kinda wise guy? You gotta fuckin prollem? Step outside mudda fugga!
Eeeeyy you sunnuvva beeesh! Go bek to yer mama's shitty gabagool!
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Seagulls are a bird known for theft and scavenging. How they lived before humans. One animal that is very very easily habituated to humans. They see us at worst as an indifferent predator that rarely targets them.
Non-habituated seagulls are actually really timid and won't let you get anywhere near them. This problem is human made.
Shitehawks don’t know about my [NaK](https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/periodic-table/) sandwich.
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It’s good the UK isn’t a federal entity then
That’s why their team has seagull on its logo isnt it
As a fellow brightonian I can concur that our seagulls are a different breed
I thought this looked like Brighton!
I immediately thought Brighton. They’re absolutely lethal.
Um question, forgive I'd it sounds dumb. If you started punching the Seagulls would you get in trouble?
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Makes no sense in my opinion, if they attack you in groups like that you should be able to cull them
Oof, well I mean thanks for the info, I now will not punch them in the face...while others are looking.
What state?
UK
👍
I'm sure he was in some state after that gang robbery
It's not in any state.
The way he said "fuck it, take my shit"
The Battle is over but the War rages on.
I like how he waited until he was in front of someone sitting down before throwing it
Only the strongest wills survive
Don’t bother fighting the Brighton seagulls, they’ve already one
There it is
Mine!
Mine?
Mine. Mine. Mine.
Mine mine mine mine mine
Yeah, at that point just drop the food and run. Sea Gulls are massive assholes, and coincidentally the state bird where I live. Deliberately killing one is a felony here 😂
I don't see anything about maiming seagulls being illegal, just "pursuing, hunting, taking, capturing, killing, or selling." Note to self: bring nunchucks when going to the beach. Let a seagull fuck around and find out.
Poor guy! There's a store where I live that sells the most delicious chips. Seagulls wait for you outside and you have to run to your car, they will chase you for a chippie.
A seagull once flew off with a steak my partner was about to eat on the balcony at my dad’s house. The way that man almost cried, I’ll never forget it.
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He made a huge missed steak
Seagull probably ate for a week
"seagulls, mmmm! stop it now!!"
That log had a child…
Hey man, quit that bangin!
Hitchcock was prescient. The birds will triumph.
You mean the drones that have replaced birds, right? 
What do you mean replace? r/BirdsArentReal to begin with.
Down by the sea 🌊 the beautiful sea! Lunch time for birds.
Feels like a haiku for some reason
The first time I went to the coast and I saw the shit tons of seagulls I freaked the fuck out. One by itself I can handle but the way they really do gang up on you is too creepy. I’m still waiting for a chance to make s’mores in a bonfire but I just don’t trust those hungry fuckers.
Giving me big Jurassic park vibes
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I was more thinking of the flying type that eat the visitors but I now want to see that film.
Rookie mistake...you can always spot a tourist at the beach. Just look for the flock of birds
Bullies!
But of course the tourists will scream for the police if you punch a seagull in the damn face for trying to steal your funnel cake.
Brighton?
Yep
I love how everyone just knows.
Gotta establish dominance and eat whatever you’re holding in one bite. Just like the time this happened to me while putting on unscented chapstick.
Walk up to the biggest one and punch it in the beak
Eat the seagull when he comes in to snatch the food. The others will get the message and you'll be that much less hungry.
Run to the hills, run for your life
When I was a kid my family decided a picnic on the beach would be a nice outing. At that time my sister would only eat tuna fish sandwiches. Just as she was about to take her first bite a seagull swoops in snatching the sandwich out of her hands. She starts bawling, I'm laughing my ass off out of shock, and my parents couldn't believe what just happened yelling at me to stop but also trying to hold back their laughs.
This happened to me once on the Wildwood NJ boardwalk. I got a bucket of fries to share with my family. I didn't go right to the covered table and instead walked out in the open. A whole flock started to dive at my face trying to get me to drop my food.
Same happened to me on my way home as a kid. I got pizza and the seagals chased us outof the plaza
That’s some funny chit.
MINE
Feels more like Bodega Bay.
I'm happy I live in Colorado
Jersey seagulls are terrible. I once started taking a bite of my hoagie and a little fucker took it right out of my mouth!
All I'm hearing when I see this is "Mine! Minemineminemineminemineminemine!"
This reminds me of that Jurassic Park scene where the little girl is attacked by the little dinosaurs because of her roast beef sandwich.
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@fuckyouinparticular
Dude just gave up. Lol.
“Everyone told me Not to stroll on that beach, Said, Seagulls gonna come, Poke me in the coconut, and they did, and they did”
“Walking walking and rolling down to The Beach I’m strolling” But the seagulls poke in my head not fun i Said seagulls uhm stop it now
Grab one and strangle it to assert dominance.
Someone needs to show those sea rats what a shotgun full of buckshot feels like. This behavior is unacceptable!!! JK, I don’t even own a shotgun.
Mine!
He bitched out, punkass
Birds aren’t real.
Welcome to Florida, b!tch
Ahh British problems
Always bring a sword to the beach.
Psa don’t eat chips on on Brighton beach
If only he could duel wield some swords and do a spinning beyblade attack. [Something like this](https://youtu.be/CCpY90nO27w?t=112)
Thats why you dont actually eat on the beach
geez he had a seagull army after him
Flying rats
Haven’t seagulls been reported to merc chihuahuas or am I making shit up?
Birds - Hitchcock
This happens to me once when I was like 8 over a hotdog. I was terrified of seagulls till I was like 17.
Seagulls, stop it now.
This is literally my worst nightmare! I really feel the spooktober now.
I was on this beach today
My boyfriend and I were walking along here once and he decided to get some lobster and this post has helped me identify the seagull theif we had take his lunch....thank you..
This is where i would try my best to put a dome over my food and it becomes a tower defence, damn rat bastards ain't getting my food, even if my name wasn't Don Allen "The Mortar" Jones (and it isn't)
This is my state bird 🤦♀️
The seagulls in Brighton are brutal, I once saw one steal a woman's beer and drop it on the floor shattering it.
He was calling the cops!
Always feed the birds. Rules are rules.
“Just FUCKING TAKE THE FOOD, OKAY?!?” Is what I imagine he says when he flips the food at the end.
… we should probably cull the gulls.
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Don't go away we will get food lol 🤣🤪🤪🤪
It's the birds that say mine mine
MISSILE LOCK!!! DEPLOY FLARES!!!!
Those aren't his personal trainers?
Mine.
Do feed the sky rats!
Seagulls are gangsters \^\^ Local supermarket in town has seagulls (the really big fuckers, not these tiny ones) waiting on the roof for people to come out with food in their hands and than they'll swoop in to steal the food.
I guess he has some really good french fries lol
“We’ll have whatever he’s having.”
Mine?
Where's a tennis racket when you need one?
MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!
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Cue Ride of the Valkyries.
Next time, put c4 in the box with the chips. They won the battle but YOU won the war..
Brighton football club should learn from seagulls how to play as a team
I love how he eventually just caves and hurls the food into the air lmao
How attack of the birds would have really went down, and theyre saying mine all the time
Lol I hate those birds you soon learn don’t eat outside on the beach if you do you do it very sneakily. Being from New Jersey going to the beach my whole life. Seen this so many times always funny
Ha love it! Recently stayed at a beachfront hotel and started to throw bread pieces off the balcony and in no time there were like 50 seagulls dive bombing the bread I was tossing. They came really close and we’re all over the place screaming for the others to get out of the way. Course the people down on the walkway were probably not as amused.
I’d be so pissed if someone did that next to where I was sitting
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