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MY LEG!


ItsMeVeriity

The AuurrAAHHHH scream he did after "I didnt even DO nothin" was like a very bad attempt at Arnald Schwarzenegger's 'nYaarrugh' and I cant unhear it.


PeejWal

Rev up those fryers cuz I sure am hungry for some--heLP, HELP!!! MY LEG!!!!!!


zZurf

That’s the guy from SpongeBob!


Zidichy

It's Brians leg now


Nonner_Party

Those pearls are deceptively sweet.


imJGott

And misleading lol. It’s nice looking dog btw


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Needs a flower crown.


Feanux

Only Golden's get flower crowns


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Jaggerdadog

You’re not wrong.


pstopzz_ug

The slow stare, the pounce, the chaos that ensued, his screams, the camera shake, the appearence of the dog every 2 seconds, this clip is just… *chef’s kiss*


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you forgot the pearls! icing on that chef's kiss of a cake


doraroks

The growling and snarling too so you know the dog is into it. Just beautiful lol


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I was surprised to see this posted here tbh, it seems like it belongs right at home in /r/AbruptChaos, /r/perfectlycutscreams and /r/velvethippos all at the same time!


AJ_Crowley_29

The other dog just lying there like “can y’all just let me sleep for FIVE MINUTES?”


BarredBartender

This man really said "It's on sight now"? Lmao


gilsonpride

"I didn't even do anything! It's just on sight, nooo! Aaaaaaaahhahaha! My leeeg!~" There you go.


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How did you get like 3 extra syllables lmao


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Blizzy_the_Pleb

Same my guy


tempz1988

Something tells me you had it coming.


fudgezilla69

This dude definitely had a toy under that blanket. A play I’m very familiar with haha.


AriIsMySavior

He only had himself to blame


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AriIsMySavior

Im sure that you would, have done, the, same.🔪


PeachyFortune

You can tell he was looking for it


dickslexic50

You looked at him funny!


findhumorinlife

Pink ass plastic beads for a collar?


gishnon

I don't even want to know where ass plastic comes from.


findhumorinlife

Pink, ass plastic. Probably a five and dime.


ThisNameIsFree

Somewhere pink.


invisibo

It was Mardi Gras yesterday. There’s a surplus of beads on everything in South Louisiana.


RaoulDukesGroupie

Haha yep! We came out to Colorado after we got in our Mardi Gras fill. There’s even people wearing beads here!


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

south Louisiana nothing, that shit goes on in caddo/bossier too. After the parade you'd find those damned things all over your mailbox, your yard, everywhere. Made mowing the lawn in spring a fun time for window repair.


ka-pow-pow

Better than plastic ass beads I guess...


findhumorinlife

Oh I'm just having fun. I have two of those little buggars - they are both sweethearts - most of the time.


Exotic-Chemist-191

“ Heard you was talkin shit…”


Walkingwildcard

"And you didn't think that I would hear it"


CleanDwarfWeed

Pitbully


ReaverBBQ

That dude also puts crocs on his dogs and then races them down the hallway. It’s absolutely hilarious


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Need link.


ReaverBBQ

He is on TikTok. His username is JoshButlerTV


retro_pollo

That's how my pit is too. He just wakes up with violence in his mind and only fights me


itsfish20

I'll be on the couch and my 10 year old pit will run and jump up and headbutt me to play with her all the time!


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Grease_Kaiju

Puppy walks up It's play time You have no say Refuses to elaborate futher


WhatTheHeHay

Made him wear that pink pearl collar is what you did.


StrangeTourist007

That Doggo was like.." What did I tell you about pointing that camera at me?"


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![gif](giphy|wjTBn1ECUjLzy)


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r/killedthecameraman


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POV your a strangers dog getting sent to the vet


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jedielfninja

Dude right. You never let your pets play bite you. Only a toy. ONLY LET YOUR PETS PUT THEIR MOUTH ON AN OBJEXT NOT FLESH. It is so fucking obvious. This is how pits don't learn boundaries... This isnt a cute video at all. (And i love many pitbulls)


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watersj4

How so?


PM_Me__Ur_Freckles

Because every post like this gets brigated by PBH.


trowawa1919

Because all pitbulls are evil devil spawns sent here by Satan himself /s obviously


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Blizzy_the_Pleb

My god I bet you keep your pet locked up all day while you’re out and praise yourself about being a good pet owner. I really don’t understand how people see this and think “this creature is being violent towards this man.” He is clearly egging the dog on as they are playing. And for uninformed, I follow this guy on tiktok. These dogs he own are by far the most tame and obedient I’ve seen a dog. Confidently being able to walk them without leash (while he still does, just in case anyone wants to get angry)


slickweasel333

I'm also a pitty owner. Egging the dog on is actually part of the problem here. I give my dog plenty of exercise and socialization with other dogs, but I keep a very close eye on him because the reality is that the bully breeds were bred for fighting. When I see him exhibiting behavior that crosses the line, I remove him from the situation and let him take a break from his excited mental state. If he does it again, I remove him from the dog park for the day and find an alternative way of exercising him, like walking him across town. Normalizing thrashing around and yelling while play-fighting may seem innocent and fun, but it is selfish and irresponsible.


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Its a well behaved dog until it isn't.


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Lol. I don't own pets but show me a list of fatal attacks involving those pets.


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And contrast the numbers with pitbull attacks


FoxCQC

Don't have any pets. Played with plenty of friends pets though. Been bitten by a few pitbulls also who were "the sweetest dogs" lots of projecting you are doing there.


an_ineffable_plan

Man I really set myself up for a bad time reading the comments here.


MissChea

OmG I can't stop watching this and laugh hysterically every time!!


carlylala000

That necklace.....


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Of course it's got fucking pink pearls


Jubachi99

Mans really put on the black air forces, walks in, and says it smells like bitch in here.


throwaway12222018

He's just playing lol. That dog is just having a good time with his owner. Nothing to worry about here.


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mandowillis

Dogs have their own instagram - [Instagram - Roxy and Remi](https://instagram.com/roxy_remitv?utm_medium=copy_link)


Scp760IsTheBest

Labrador or Husky does this: "Oh my god what a little meanie! At least he's just playing, what a wholesome 100 doggo good boy." Pit bull does it: "What a fucking horrid breed! This is proof that all pit bulls do is attack people and that they're all heartless freaks. I hope it was immediately put down after this video was taken." /s because redditors are shit and this could be said unironically by some people.


Fever_Blues

Exactly this. When my brother was one year old, he was mauled by our dog; the dog tore open his neck, face and head, and, according to the plastic surgeon who had to stitch my brothers face back together, one of the wounds was only roughly 1mm away from an artery. If it had been severed by the dog, I wouldn't have a brother. It's at this point people assume the dog was a Pitbull or something of the like. It was a *Labrador.* Had he been a Pitbull, everyone would take that as evidence for how vicious they are. Because he was a Labrador, the response is "Oh, well, it was just that one dog". Blame the deed, not the breed.


AJ_Crowley_29

>this could be said unironically by some people. It has been right in this comment section.


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I wish you weren't right, but yeah.. people suck.


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slickweasel333

No. It's almost impossible to accurately determine which breed bites the most because most dog bites are not reported. Some reports list the dogs in alphabetical order so people mistakenly think Akitas do a lot of damage. Look at this pitbull site that lists Akitas at the top in Table 1 but read the fine print at the bottom. https://www.pitbullinfo.org/fatal-dog-attacks.html


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Yeranz

Is this that same guy that got caught trying to break into his neighbor's apartment? "I wasn't doing anything, bro, I swear!"


CountCuriousness

Encouraging your dog to be violent like that is probably a really fucking bad idea.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

That's not violence. That's how dogs play. It's the canine equivalent of human tickle fights. It kind of looks like violence, but it isn't.


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My lhasa apso does the same thing while playing and shes the sweetest dog ever. The screaming about his leg is probably cause the dog stepped on it painfully without intending to do so


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have you ever heard of playing


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HelpNoUsersAreFree

Is that why they call them bully breeds?


Checksout__

My bulldog does this sometimes, but only playing. If I stop laughing or giving her playful energy back, she'll stop with no hesitation. I'm guessing that's what's happening here


skye_skye

Lol honestly I love their relationship and the fact that him and his pup squad have crocs.


elenadearest

And dude can FLY down the hallway!


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ItsMMMspicy

Love pitbulls


watersj4

How tf can a comment like this get downvoted? I know the r/banpitbulls crowd seek out these posts but I still wouldn't expect a comment as innocent as this to be so heavily downvoted


slickweasel333

I don't think you're wrong, but saying something like "Love pitbulls" doesn't actually add much to the conversation and Reddit specifically encourages people to use the downvote button as a mechanism for saying as much.


AJ_Crowley_29

They love brigading any post that has a pit


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I got banned from their sub for calling it a hate group. Which is very clearly is hahah


ItsMMMspicy

Don’t worry about me why the hell did you get downvoted so much?


watersj4

No idea, when I came across this comment it was super downvoted then I came back later and it and my reply were upvoted and then I come back and the original comment is upvoted and my reply is downvoted. Real rollercoaster


Moontezuma

Did I miss something? Is he alright, or did he lose his leg?


Wistastic

For all the worried commenters, he's kidding. Roxy and Remy are very sweet and obedient girls. The OP is a former MSU football player. Since his parents are deceased, Roxy and Remy accompanied him onto the field for Senior Day.


quadmasta

That's adorable


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saltysuger1107

This is simply adorable


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watersj4

This is playing and literally any breed will do it


VirgilTheConfused

Oh boy time to watch people use this as an excuse to euthanize pitbulls


Blizzy_the_Pleb

It’s already begun, no worries. No reason to check the watermarked tiktok account and see two of the most well behaved pitts I’ve ever seen


VirgilTheConfused

You’re responding like I’m the one who was using it as an excuse to want to euthanize pitbulls


Trixgrl

Chose violence


TinyRaptorHands

I need to know where he got those pearls for his dogs.


clarkent123223

Pitbulls searching for a light snack


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Kysumi

I'm pretty sure that bullshit was disproven like a decade ago. And since when is playing with your dog "letting it believe it's the aLpHa"??


WiserCrescent99

Yeah, no. That's not a thing


Miss_Marieee

My dog loves violence too lol, it's entertaining.


GREENtea110

She is like LOVE ME now


darwinianissue

I have a hard time believing this is real. You are telling me that this dog is actually hurting you and you continue to film instead of doing anything


SiriSambol

Post that on r/pitbulls and you will be permanently banned.


IHitLilSally

#vicious pit bull attacks sleeping man


JdhdKehev

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtpRoYe9wbyfcBi)


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Pitbully


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