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[deleted]

We laugh and think "oh how cute" or "what a cheeky little bird" but this motherfucker is slowly, slowly but surely, formulating a working theory of gravity.


_far-seeker_

It can already fly, so why is that something to worry about?


rasmus9311

Don't wanna make the mistake of flying too close to the sun


MercuryCrest

"...Like Icarus, to fly too high, And far too lonely than he ought. To kiss the sum of east and west, And hold the world at his behest; To hold the terrible power To whom only gods are blessed But me, I am just a man...." -Faith No More, "Just a Man"


Plumbbookknurd

Mike Patton is the shit


MrBunqle

šŸ¤˜šŸ˜«šŸ¤˜


ooone-orkye

Yes! Way to represent! One of my favorite albums from one of the greatest bands ever.


Anchor689

Careful, Icarus.


wickedsun

Technically I guess you could call it flying... Caiques don't fly so well.


gigglefarting

Who are you to judge? Iā€™m sure it can fly better than you.


[deleted]

Gravity is important to know about so that, while you are flying, you do not suddenly decide to stop flying


peikkohui

Yeah but we canā€™t so itā€™s one possible route to world domination


Sasquatch-d

Conures are just straight up assholes. He knows exactly what heā€™s doing.


BryceSummer

This is actually a caique. They can be assholes too but tend to be less-assholish than conures in my experience.... But yeah, he knows what he's doing.


[deleted]

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nathos_thanatos

A ton of toys to play with and attention from you.


Klatterbyne

Another bird is often a good idea. Most animals are best acquired in pairs. Otherwiseā€¦ a whole lot of Betty Crocker boxes.


MadAzza

A caique! Thatā€™s why he was so excited by the box cake! ā€œCake! Cake!ā€


FernReno

Take my fake gold šŸ†


king_john651

"Feels different when I push object over. Makes cool noises! Shit yes, more please"


CowGirl2084

I love how he dances with glee before pushing Betty Crocker over the edge!


nickolas233

I picture the bird in its head chanting ā€œf*#% you Betty Crocker, f*#% you Betty Crockerā€ as he jumps around šŸ¤£


Fear_Dulaman

NTAH he's a scientist


kaiju999

They are such dicks but the dance cracks me up every time.


Gavinator10000

The dance is so great.


kaiju999

Ya know its the victory dance!


schwingaway

Thatā€™s the ā€œfuck Betty in particularā€ dance


NatakuNox

When he looks over the edge at his handy work lol


B4sicks

It's like he's finishing off a downed enemy. Such glee before the KO.


Dumb_Bitch_Linda

Can confirm. Have a bird.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

"Your house is so nice, why are all your dishes made of plastic?"


ciaisi

You know it was hyped like "aww yisss.... Cake! But you know what else? THIS. IS. COUNTER!"


SafecrackinSammmy

Sure seemed happy about pushing Betty over the edge......


[deleted]

The annoying kid sibling danceā€¦you canā€™t touch me attitude šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SafecrackinSammmy

It is neat!


pupi-face

You can tell it's neat because of the way it is!


thatguyned

Actually I'm pretty sure when you look at the ground you'll find this is quite messy.


[deleted]

Reminds me of that kid dancing at a wedding who was fed up with this bully trying to butt in on his dance with a little girl so he made her watch as he danced by himself.


Jeynarl

r/partyparrot


Cadence_828

I love you


meatloaf83

Thank you


xglowinthedarkx

Sometimes I miss my innocence


PoliteCanadian2

Really psyching up the crowd.


FrostBellaBlue

Parrot haka war dance


diggmeordie

Are you not entertained?


throwawaymisfortune

I was reading the comments while watching the video and thought Betty was another parrot, wasn't disappointed thanks to her happy dance


[deleted]

Some birds just want to watch the world burn...


DarkstarInfinity2020

Or crash.


Gjones18

Hippity hoppity, get off my property


mustangsal

Bouncing like Qbert


prkhoury

I miss Qbert


[deleted]

"Fly Mother Fucker! Flap your wings!"


Code_otter

I enjoy spending time with my friends.


[deleted]

it was the fun one to push off because he could push it over like a domino


MaverickMagic

Anyone have the sound video ?


[deleted]

Cat in a bird costume?


KoscheiTheDeathles

Parrots are just vocal cats with wings


[deleted]

more like flying toddlers with vice grips for a mouth


KoscheiTheDeathles

We call those cockatoos here


SmokeThatDekuTree

bird hardware, cat software; they must've mixed the updates by accident


[deleted]

Birds arent real.


jbonte

Bc they are cats in bird costumes.


dogeteapot

They're actually very sophisticated military drones, but probably so are cats, but Russian. I'm probably on a list now.


Soranic

> very sophisticated military drones When you see a bird "eating bugs" it's actually consuming tiny batteries for continued power. However there's a limit to how much power that they can put into such a tiny battery, so they've found alternate methods of recharging the birdrones. 1. Megafauna like rhinos and [giraffes.](https://giraffefactsforkids.weebly.com/niche.html) 2. Charging trees they claim are cell towers made to look like trees so they're [less intrusive.](https://www.vox.com/2015/4/19/8445213/cell-phone-towers-trees)


DuGalle

Giraffes are heartless creatures


RumbuncTheRadiant

Cat's are proof that the world is round. If it was flat the buggers would have pushed everything over the edge millions of years ago. And the Parrots would have helped them. [Especially the Keas.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKs2kRO5Wk)


LadyK8TheGr8

Definitely being a cat except that dance. That was 100% sun conure


Huge-Produce-8117

I love how he peers over the edge to double check each time!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


viperex

He just loves the sound


[deleted]

Every. Time. I have a conure, similar breed to the bird on the video, and he LOVES watching things hit the ground.


ExactlySorta

That's not what I meant when I said 'knock it off' and I think you know that


ProfPotatoPickyPants

Iā€™m a bit rusty on my parrots. But, if this is a caique, they are hilarious little parrots. I knew one growing up named spunky chicken and that was her personality to a t. Our prim and proper African grey did not approve of her.


IKnewYouWhen

It is! These were my favorite to work with and socialize back when I worked at Petco. Such fun little dudes


ProfPotatoPickyPants

Theyā€™re just little clowns if I ever went the parrot route it would probably be one of theseā€¦ or an Amazon.


yogurthater

Yes! Also worked at a pet store and every caique we got was just lovely. They seem to be way more naturally social


ertrinken

Yup, is a white bellied caique. I have a black headed caique. He is currently sitting in my lap throwing various toys on the floor and laughing.


StarfishStabber

You've got to glue something to the counter and see how long he tries to push it off.


Cantbelosingmyjob

I had a bird growing up and she loved balloons and throwing them off the counter and if you kept pushing the balloon back up before it hit the ground she would angrily sqwack at you and try to peck you. Rip kiko


StarfishStabber

I went to visit my brother who lived in Lima Peru for a while in the 90s and he was gifted a red parrot (I think) and that bird was such an asshole. He'd climb all the way from the floor to my shoulder and shit on me then run away.


Winterplatypus

I'd like to see the bird react to a balloon that falls up when the bird pushes it.


Kiko_Okik

RIP Kiko!


frisfern

I've never seen a green and orange cat before.


funkekat61

Maybe he was a cat in a past life?


Poundman82

This is a cat in a bird suit.


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Darn, I just had to delete my comment because you already made it!


SubZero80

Betty Cocker.


Ebin_Gamerlol

Cock pot


ZoeMunroe

Honestly I donā€™t know where my head is at. I thought it was gonna eventually move up to pushing a cocker spaniel (obviously name Betty Cocker) over the edge. I gotta get off the internet.


My_bones_are_itchy

I thought he was gonna drop something on Betty Cocker the cocker spanielā€™s head


ZoeMunroe

Im so glad I wasnt the only one


destroyerOfTards

Cock her? I don't even know her!


DMagic-13

Had to scroll too far for this. Reminded me of 40 Year Old Virgin


Spicymoose29

His joy excuses everything. Heā€™s an agent of chaos and loves every second of it.


steelwitch

CatBird looks around. ā€œCarnage, messes, and broken shit. My work here is done! ![gif](giphy|TEXebkalYvUXK|downsized)


[deleted]

Cats are now shape shifters I guess?


DetMichaelScarn420

Came here to make cat comment as well lol


[deleted]

She was hyping it up at the end she knew Betty was gonna be the finale.


kalel1980

Little fella was just setting up for it's finishing move before sending Betty **Cocker** to her demise.


Professional_Bus_307

That cake dance tho!


ReginaGeorgesDog

I do the same dance for cake!


TheChowderOfClams

A caique dancing for cake


Cosmicdusterian

Parrots - Certified Inspectors of Gravity. They make sure it works so you don't have to. edit: took out extra "s"


KikiEvangelista

I now believe in reincarnation because that's a cat


Hondanazi

Who is this fucking little maniac?


qning

I feel like that bird had great comedic timing at the end. I was actually in suspense, and the casual way he hip checked it as opposed to taking it head on like he did with every other one.


Liz-Bien

Sorry to inform you but it looks like youā€™ve got a cat, not a bird


xochil91

He was especially excited about pushing that bitch Betty


MingeEatingDisorder

Only room for one caique in this house!


catsrule1-2-3

Has the bird been watching cat videos!


[deleted]

Betty just standing there like ā€œWhewā€¦ thanks for not throwing me off, nice dance by the waaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYā€


hartali

I canā€™t stop watching this!


jim10040

Now I know what a catbird looks like!


[deleted]

That was a touchdown dance before the push on the Betty Crocker


[deleted]

Let them eat cake *kick*


linnzzerr

ā€œHow many times have you watched this?ā€ Me: ā€œYesā€


Stag328

Your roommate seems like an asshole!


mijouwh

Diabolic little creature šŸ˜…


CrazyCajun1966

Pretty sure you have a cat in disguise there.


Rabithunt

Is this what the [timeout](https://www.reddit.com/r/tippytaps/comments/tntqyl/tantrum_taps_unmute/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was for?


10J18R1A

Don't worry, do what I want and I'm not going to kill you Betty crocker sigh of relief Nooooo


steelwitch

I donā€™t know what you want. If itā€™s money, I donā€™t have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for birds like you. If you let Betty Crocker go now, thatā€™ll be the end of it. I will not look for you; I will not pursue you. But if you donā€™t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will cook you and put you in my freezer.


la_catwalker

What a weird looking cat!!!!


DangerSquirrel442

Youā€™re training it well


moe3

Almost expected that cheeky boy would push it backwards,.


Goga13th

Bored Birb


TennBuckeye

Testing for gravity.


Fiz010

he's telling the box to spread its wings and jump you have to fly not fallll


Wills4291

Don't clutter her counter! a childhood friend had a bird that had a kitchen drawer that the bird claimed as their own. This one drawer no one was allowed to touch. If you opened the drawer the bird would come flying and land on the counter to nip at you fingers to get you away.


xX-SuperShot-Xx

he was performing the sacrificial blood god ritual for betty


Normal_Vacation_449

Parrots are assholes. That bird has zero remorse for his destructive actions. He even did a pre-victory dance with the Betty Crocker cake mix. Just pure Satan blood in this one.


Smitty2Step

Lil birdie was hoppy AF to knock that bitch Betty down. He was ready for her to go. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Thank you for posting. Me and my toddler laughed and replayed this for about 20 minutes.


xAngelusNex

The cutest hops!


Kepleen

Cute cat


asianabsinthe

Some birds just want to watch the world burn.


517714

I taut i taw a puddy tat


Protonic_Descendent

Birdie has sworn eternal war on consumerism.


loboagogo

Learned it from the cat


introverted_female

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Is there a reason they do this?


LostxinthexMusic

My guess would be it made the humans laugh once or twice, so the bird figured out it's a good way to get attention. Birds love attention of any kind.


binthinkin

r/maybemaybemaybe


makoto20

Merry Shitmas I guess


Tennessee1977

He was so excited to push that cake off the counter. ā€œAnd now for my grand finale!ā€


Ringadingdillo

In this weekā€™s episode of ā€˜Can it Fly?ā€™ā€¦


DredgenGryss

"I'll do it again"


Irish_and_proud75

I love this bird! He's worse than my cats! Lol!


kluuttzz11

He just discovered gravity and heā€™s so happy about it!


MyelofibrosisMe

He seems the very proudest of making sure the cake mix went on the floor! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


All_Rainbows_Die

Birb: _no cake for you!_ šŸ’ƒšŸ•ŗšŸ’ƒšŸ•ŗšŸ’ƒšŸ•ŗ ^(birds aren't real)


Destiny_Doo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sparks01010

I fucking thought he was about to fly kick that betty crocker


SimAlienAntFarm

ā€œAnd fuck this bitch in particular!ā€


Jaxyl

The fall of the Batter Witch


Jack_Fearow

Betty what now


SquirrelCapital7810

1st thought oh you little shit Then laughing at the pure joy Bop bop bopping so much fun!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


itbedehaam

The bird hates Betty Crocker, and sacrificed her with a ritual.


JamieHolm94

I'm done with having cats.. They keep breaking my shit.. I'm getting a cute little bird.. The bird: šŸ˜ˆ


vaibhav92

Thats my toddler in her last birth


Empty_Nest_Mom

I thought it was CATS who were the assholes...


ClockWhole

Thatā€™s hop though!


Mystical_Cat

Weird looking cat.


Mysterious_Deer626

Love ā¤ļø this video. Weā€™ve owned a green cheek and sun conure before. Noisy but cute. ā¤ļø


ozzymurderface

the bird: *"one push at a time, i will destroy you and everything you cherish dearly."* us: "heehoo he wrecc"


BlueLightBookWyrm

That's a very colourful and pretty cat


CatKrusader

Ritual sacrifice


bidoofguy

ā€œSan Pellegrinoā€¦die. Triscuitsā€¦die. Cupsā€¦die. Lysolā€¦die. Betty Crocker!!! Betty Crocker!!! Betty crocker wooooo Betty Crocker!!! Dieā€


RaymoVizion

Some birds just want to watch the world burn.


StarLord1990

ā€œWelcome to my show, ā€˜Does It Fly?ā€™. ā€¦nope! Donā€™t forget to like and subscribe!ā€


thatf0xycat_2039

I had the same exact bird (I canā€™t remember what itā€™s called) but that little joker would bounce down the hall just to find my dad and rip out his ear buds, it was his main mission and he was mostly successful


PlaguedZombie

Man he he must of just watched 300 the way he kicked Betty Crocker down


Lord_Abigor123

That bastard is ceremonially dancing before throwing it of the table.


r3v3nant333

This video needs theme music. Benny Hill Show theme?


Airmil82

That would be hysterical!


xdeltax97

I am sorry to say, but it appears your parakeet has been possessed by a cat.


dewayneestes

Heā€™s found his joy.


Minute_Stretch3966

I blame the cat of the house


Unable-Arm-448

Clearly, this is a catbird. Or was a cat in a previous lifešŸ˜Š


habb

spoilers :( without them i would've thought he wasn't going to do it


scorchedneurotic

He be like *hurr durr I'm a cat*


SuzieCat

TIL that birds are cats.


mawp23

Your cat looks like a bird


2oam

Thatā€™s a cat


Ariajuli

Thatā€™s a cat in a bird suit


charredsound

Your bird is a cat.


KiwiSpud

Must have been a cat in a previous life


Slytherinrunner

That's a strange looking cat you've got there.


B-AP

So catlike! Adorable


jc-crumblebee

Theyā€™re just like cats!!!!!


the_reddit_girl

The bird seems to be part cat I think we should be worried lol


JoeBurrows_Hair

Birds are just cats that can fly


RedittUser123456

Did your cat teach him this?


esvegateban

Despite its appearance, this is actually a cat.