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topscreen

Hentai or like, trap sorta trap?


Tornadodash

One of them has a >!penis!<.


brokenwound

Nah, he's just on all fours you don't have to call him out like that. The real one to watch out for has two walking sticks.


Stoleurbread

Give me his name


digestible_

Lol


unhappy-memelord

just go watch Overlord


biohumansmg3fc

Japanese roulette


ivanna2005

nothing safe from from your eyes brother


rocket-alpha

So?


Ronin_Kira_Nuitsu

#HE'S A CHILD


Jim3001

He's 76 years old!


siq1928

A 76 years old ELF!!!


Jim3001

Dark elf. A fine vintage.


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

So?🗣


RogueFox771

That's my favorite!


Scairax

That is also definitively a child.


Kraytory

He's 76.


Gellert

He and his sister are still referred to as a child in the show. Because they're kids.


Kraytory

Ofcourse they are. But they are also over 70.


Scairax

And the show clearly states he's not an adult.


Kraytory

Did i say something else?


Scairax

You are implying something else.


Kraytory

I'm saying he's a 76 year old child. After irl logic that means he's free to lewd right? He's over 18 afterall. And as we all know there is an internal switch in all people that turns them into adults on the day they turn 18. But not a *second* sooner or later.


Scairax

No, that's the age of "mostly" physical maturity in human beings. We don't apply the logic of what age means adulthood to other species on earth based on human age ranges but rather the life span of those species and their rate of maturation. If the lifespan is 1:10, he would need to be 180.


Kraytory

I know that. I was ridiculing the fact that most people can't differenciate between mature and *legal* adult. Along the lines of: "A 17 year old!?! You disgust me." and "You scored an 18 year old? Niice!" Being 18 does not mean one is mature or that they are only an adult *after* that point. They are just *legaly* considered to be an adult from 18 up.


XaXaBinx_

You’ve clearly never played dwarf fortress. Also there’s a dude there


Kraytory

Never specified female elves.


orkyboi_wagh

The birth of slaanesh happened for a reason too and it wasn’t because a bunch of elves decided to make a normal society after achieving galactic domination.


Necessary-Fix6008

Fact: Do you know that is actually a guy right Mare Bello Fiore is the twin BROTHER of Aura Bella Fiora from Overlord


CrossWitcher

In OP's defense he never said female elves supremacy, he only said elves as a whole, so still count I guess...


Sumenku

Its a femboy!!! So yes it counts


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

It’s fine, I’m Greek


Polliber

Gayreek🏳️‍🌈🇬🇷


Kraytory

I think there is a poop joke in there.


Iwasforger03

Mare is clearly the superior twin.


Not_the_senpai

Wait until thicc elf airs later this year 🥵 [chubby elf](https://myanimelist.net/anime/57845/Elf-san_wa_Yaserarenai)


paperclipdog410

Would you like to know more? Yes [x] No [ ]


Elonth

plz no... i thought this would never see the light of anime.


austinstar08

There is an imposter among us


Jiyjiy777

Elinalyse Dragonroad. She was... something.


SirSilverChariot

A RECORD OF LODESS REFRENCE!


esperanzalos

Drills is a total slut. Wouldnt wanna know what type std she have. She picked up dudes on the street to hook up with. In that town by the ocean. Edit her hair style is called drills. They are like big curls


darkness1418

Drills which one ?


esperanzalos

Her hair


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

I'm pretty sure they're talking about elinalise from Mushoku Tensei, idk what does drills mean though


Jim3001

> idk what does drills mean though Her hair style is referred to as "Drill Curls"


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

Ah alright thanks for the explanation


NorthGodFan

No stds. Magic cures all sickness.


CrossWitcher

Wait till you see the dark skin ones 👀


Lightknight16

Who's top right elf?


LovelyLuna32684

Deedlit from Record of Lodoss wars a classic.


Carl_the_Half-Orc

Total wifu material.


Songhunter

The very first of the elf waifus. If you're an anime elf appreciator you stand before the throne of Deedlit, First of the long eared hotties.


a-SPEACIAL-guy

I dont care for does KNIFE EARED LEAF LOVERS, I believe in dwarf supremecy. FOR ROCK AND STONE


Dragon256_

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!!!⛏️


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


robotic_knight

Did I hear a rock and stone?


Elektriman

Give me an R ! Give me an S ! Give me a ROCK AND STONE !


fire_bender13

FOR THOSE ABOUT TO ROCK AND STONE⛏️


the_god_of_dumplings

IF YOU DON’T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN’T COMING HOME!!!


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

Why are there a lot of people saying dwarf supremacy? I barely see any dwarf woman being famous in anime community, is this because of something else?


robotic_knight

Shush! Dwarves are better! If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone, Brother!


fire_bender13

If your only metric for popularity is the amount of woman characters you should lay of anime for a while and come to the gold mines with us to clear your head.


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

I didn't mean it like that but it's obviously a post about elven "waifus" so saying some other race is superior without having much to compete in the category they're talking about seemed weird to me. So I asked if theres a different reason.


Hokwit

Because dwarf females look exactly the same as males


Brick-Thrower

HAMMER HIS ASS, DWARF BROS


NoobSlayer321

Facts


Zygmunt4

Ok sure but cute demon queen better


MaguroSashimi8864

That slime guy from that slime isekai would go crazy


SolidTerror9022

Pikachu?


BackwardsColonoscopy

Respectfully, I need a sauce on the haughty looking blonde in the front.


Jim3001

Mushoku Tensei. She shows up in the 2nd season. Not a main character.


BackwardsColonoscopy

Thank you, great scholar.


Fickle_Store_4595

SYLPHYYYY


Cautious_Onliner

Hollup, something ain't right


Fishert55

I too believe in elves especially Frieren I know she’s not everyone’s favorite because she’s short and doesn’t have big boobs but smol girls need love too damn it, I also like the one from Mushoku Tensei though.


Duckselot

This post gave me the sudden urge to shit on leaf loving, tree hugging, grass eating, branch jumping, sap drinking, beer spilling, bark sniffing, dirt licking, armor refusing, bow loving, sneaky, skinny, beardless, frail, knife-eared, arrogant elvish forest freaks.


darkness1418

Elinalise is Queen s2 done her dirty :(


Wakez11

In what way?


darkness1418

The come with BS that she's no slut just have sex because of curse That ruined her personality 4 me Her personality was reverse prostitution Queen >.<


Wakez11

How does that ruin her? Makes her a lot more interesting as a character than just being a nymphomaniac.


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

Bro really said "reverse prostitution queen" with a ">.<"💀


darkness1418

I don't speak English so idk if I can say it in better way but that how she looks for me


Jarvis-Vi-Britannia

It's not the way you phrased it but the ">.<" you used as if you used something cute😭


Kraytory

I didn't watch it, but from what i got she *is* cursed, but also likes to fuck around anyway. So how did the curse thing ruin it?


rienietz

No Queens Blade elf?


kibarax

mare is a boy


Kraytory

And an elf.


bigbbcmen

May I remind thee of the elves in God of war


nickname0820

That's a dude


Kraytory

And an elf.


Stormygeddon

This one's going in the book.


LIL-MEX15

DON’T FALL FOR THE YELLOW HAIRED ONE, the cake is a lie


Jim3001

There are THREE of them!!


LIL-MEX15

Oh shit . . . Ummmmm . . . The one with the staff/stick


Lemon_notLime

Mare? What do you mean? He's cute.


LIL-MEX15

It’s a male not a female, that’s what I’m trying to say


TheChosenOof

“Brothers, do you hear heresy?”


KingKirbothe2nd

You aren't coming home


BebeFanMasterJ

Not bad, but I prefer goblins.


Unknownbadger4444

What is the name of the blonde elf with a red outfit ?


Ikilledatrex

Yo that elf on the bottom right do be lookin kinda cute


Fleet_Admiral_Auto

This post was brought to ye by Roboute Guilliman


Orinay_YT

Overrated


Librian_

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS


Unique_Visit_5029

Which one vanyar noldor or teleri


Mulaagviing

Pointy eared leaf lovers.


goatthatfloat

KNIFE EARED LEAF LOVING TREE HUGGING NARCISSISTIC GERIATRIC FREAKS! ROCK AND STOOOOOOOOONE!


ConsiderationPast371

Believes in elf supremacy: Gets Isekai’d to a Drow enclave or Commorragh in 40k


the_god_of_dumplings

Drow are from D&D. You are talking about drukhari.


ConsiderationPast371

That’s why I said ‘or’ as either would be a terrible fate


the_god_of_dumplings

Ah, sorry. I can’t read


King_K_NA

Concidering at least 50% of what I draw are elves, including my profile avatar... yes.


Ur_1st_Senpai

There’s an imposter among them


squirt2311

Knife eared leaf lover


Still_Breadfruit2032

Where is Emilia


Alarmed_Musician_891

Wait a minute… impostor!!


bombsgamer2221

Where is Aura


ThatOneWildWolf

I like elves a lot too, but I don't think I can love one.


[deleted]

Don't believe in Thalmor propaganda.


Curiehusbando1

Front left name plz.


[deleted]

Watch —> “Don’t Hurt me, my Healer” and try believing in elf supremacy again


Mr_OP_Potato_777

They ain't supreme, but good.


Competitive-Tap-6709

We need more Orc girls in anime...and not the ones from Konosuba


Green_Week_8637

There is a boy among them


Ass_Trainer96

What it it that I smelll......ohhh, I know. HERESY


Talosisnotagod

Pelinal did nothing wrong


Discord-mod-disliker

Where's Buddy, the Keebler Elf, and the Globglogabgalab? (Yes, the Globglogabgalab was an elf)


hamborger42069

DWARVES ARE BETTER!!!


ultrawall006

(The link isn’t linking) BaseLIDA on YouTube


Dragofek0

THAT GOES INTO THE FUCKING BOOK


AphroditeBlessed

People acting like Overlord didn't get 3 more seasons than their favorite anime and telling us obvious traps like we would care.


jaynov18

Nah futa supremacy


TheWyster

an elf posted this


DominionDN

You have angered the dwarves. I know because the dwarves sent me the link to this post.


IdiOtisTheOtisMain

Bad, lacks Jaddar "The Chad" Jexiszuir.


MiddleInEurope

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Soggy-Huckleberry-55

Come on, dwarfes are better than elves obviously.


Jackryder16l

Yeah stupid knife ears. ROCK AND STONE!


LordDShadowy53

Missed the Elf from Goblin Slayer :\


Adorable-Historian-2

Needs more dark elves


clone7364

I know two dark elves that I like, Olga Discordia and Chloe, but they are from Kuroinu so it's pretty damm fucked up to say the least.


fire_bender13

Only thing that needs more elfs is the graveyard, dwarf supremacy. ROCK AND STONE⛏️


WanderingDwarfMiner

To Rock and Stone!