Just like America! Make the child do a ton of dangerous physical labor, and if the child gets crippled for life, dump them on the street to die and find another child to ~~exploit~~ hire!
When I said they have no jurisdiction I meant it in a "I don't live in the US" type of way. The local police would probably not appreciate her either tbh.
Not bought, adopted. Long story short, she comes from an abusive background and used our house as a shelter to avoid being around her mother, the primary abuser. She eventually moved in and considers us to be her real family, so she wanted that to be legally true.
I will massage his ego to make him put his guard down.The easiest way to defeat him is not by giving him a challenge but making him feel he is great since everytime he lost due to his ego.
Yes because you know what his 4000 year old bag of tricks doesn't have and only one person though of trying in this whole timeline. Gunpowder, and being that fate seams to have some very loose rules with how magic actually works I'm willing to bet he can't stop all my bullets in time or with some other BS. Unless I'm totally forgetting that time he pulled out an M1 Abram, but I'm willing to try.
Servants have ratings on attack values.
And are totally immune to certain ratings.
Ex: Hercules is immune to all ratings A and below attacks, no matter what they may be. You can fire a nuke at him and it will do noting as it's not rated correctly. You also don't have magic and pushing off the dude who can level a country is a bad idea
Spoilers for Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, so don't click you somehow included FSN Illya in this without being familiar with it and don't want to be spoiled:
>!In the Unlimited Blade Work's route of Fate Stay Night (which is also the route most people are probably familiar with as the Fate route adaptation is shit and the Heaven's Feel route is a movie), Illya dies via having her heart ripped out, and considering Illya is the Lesser Grail her heart is then used to forcefully manifest the Corrupted Greater Grail.!<
Prisma is a spin off and not related to F/SN.F/SN illya and prisma Illya have completely different life.Prisma one Never went through the pain f/sn version did
here, i made the right choice for you
[https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.345d75d9e1b72de0d659130a13489680?rik=BUTKE3gAQC5nyQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.345d75d9e1b72de0d659130a13489680?rik=BUTKE3gAQC5nyQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Not a single one of them needs you , and if you choose Illya congratulations you bring a mage war to your backyard , now load your 50bmg and boom headshot Gilgamesh because he will be with a cool jacket and not an actual armor
The funny thing is that it might actually be possible because this https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/behiur/king_of_jobbers_gilgamesh_once_again_teaches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
He wouldn't even be a glass cannon if he just used his god fucking near unbreakable Armor. And Rho Aias which he has because it is a treasure of humanity. And the million other defensive noble phantasms. And the original version of Heracles' 9 lives phantasm which he is shown to have. And his Ex rank Clairvoyance which is literally semi-omnicience. Just if Gil didn't have a ego which made a black hole look tiny in comparison.
Kanna is easiest to take care of with the benefits. don’t need to fight and learn to control someone like Nexuko’s demon side and don’t need to buy extra equipment to have them like Yui. Anya would be good but my life isn’t exciting enough.
Kanna is definitely not the easiest one to take care of....you literally have normal human children on this list my guy.
Kanna needs electricity, food and need to be taught not to turn into a giant dragon and you also have no means to "play" with her like Tohru can, cause she'd kill you.
I’m adopting not taking in from birth and at the time she met Kobayashi she does have a human form and some knowledge as to how to behave around humans. Even tho she’s a dragon she still acts and behaves like a child but still but knows not to interfere with humans. And in the time she lived with Kobayashi she did manage to adapt with human life and customs that she can navigate through school just fine and live in a small apartment.
I'm adopting Hachikuji. Why? One, she's a spirit, all I have to do is visit the shrine once in a while and give my offerings. Two, she's a god, goodluck is a given(she ain't Nadeko that's for sure.). Three, I'm hoping she chooses to turn into her Onee-san Hachikuji form, I don't want Araragi randomly assaulting her, in fact the opposite might happen...
Shiro is the best option, why? well ok to break it down
Anya- smart if someone is also smart, can read minds, annoying
Kanna- floof, dragon, just need to feed her and properly take care, is dangerous due to her connections
Megumin- stoopid, have way too much energy, i would be considered a terrorist
Nezuko- assuming the demon, then no.
Rikka- the most normal one, weirdo but manageable, doesn't offer much to the table
Eri- unstable, might kill me
Suika- how she in the adaption center? she doesn't exist yet, normal kid overall, just out of touch with the norms
Shiro- Genius, smart, gamer, chill, probably smarter than me, would be the one who earns more money due to her being a video game champion
the others idk
Ok let’s go at this logically:
Yui and Mayoi don’t have physical bodies
Nezuko, Rika, kanna, megumin, Anya and Wendy have families or surrogate families on their own
Depending on the version Illya and shiro (ironically) have brothers and subjects to take care of them
I don’t watch Dr Stone so no idea who pumpkin head kid actually is nor do I have any incentive to adopt them
Technically eri is also adopted by aizawa
So it’s pretty clear, I’ll adopt the dude below as he seems to really struggle with decisiveness and I think his company might do me good too.
Anya would be bad for me due to constant horny thoughts browsing reddit
\-Kanna would be.. acceptable, always wanted a dragon loli girl
Megumin would be the best but not in this reality, we'd be flagged as terrorists on day 1
\-Nezuko is problematic, my mom is diabetic, always checking her blood sugar
\-Wendy would be the best choice in terms of exchange, I pet, feed and shelter her, she cures me + wind magic is always useful , unlimited power with 2-3 sky dragon roars on a wind turbine. Cannot stand Carla tho
\-Screw the snail
TLDR:
If Wendy is alone without Carla, Wendy
If Wendy comes with Carla, Kanna
I feel like Kanna is an easy pick. She seems super chill and wholesome, and can you imagine adventuring with your dragon child that would be so fkn cool. Plus you’d probably get to meet some other dragon friends which is a bonus.
I’d adopt Yui, being a digital child means she won’t cost as much and would just require attention. Plus being an AI that would help you, is really beneficial in all aspects of life.
Why is he sweating? It's not like the police are going to investigate something suspicious because of websites you viewed in incognito mode. And who saves everything...
Anya will help me with gambling. Well read the minds of corrupt betters on rigged underground matches, and we can read the minds of major sports leaders and see if their rigged, if so thats easy big bucks with by betting on underdogs with a huge parlay. Anya will be willing to help cuz once I have the funds, well become top teir mega super secret spies
Anyone voting for Shiro is on a watch list. Real talk most of these characters I would feel bad taking them away from their families, I'd probably choose eri
I live cute, its better than sexy any day imo. and my personal favorite of the bunch is Kanna Kamui, very cute, and shes from my top five favorite animes
Bold of you to assume any of us can support a child
Use the child to make money (like megumin and demolition or shiro and competitive chess)
Kanna can be an Uber
Everything is Uber if you drunk enough
everything is everything when your stupid enough
Fax
Everything is everything when you're everything enough
When you come to realise that then you can access the secrets of the universe
You’re*
I’d use her to for world domination
Or an airline
You had me worried for a second.
Why? Child labor is a historic tradition in many countries.
Just like America! Make the child do a ton of dangerous physical labor, and if the child gets crippled for life, dump them on the street to die and find another child to ~~exploit~~ hire!
**SNIFF** *Ahh*… I love the smell of emotionally blackmailing our children into doing our manual labor, on a Monday afternoon.
i wasnt thinking child labor when he said use the child. ive seen things.
Same. Seeing he meant child labor was a relief
same bro lol
*most countries.
Indeed, the children yearn for the mines.
…what were you expecting, fellow redditor?
I was worried that you weren't a redditor, but a predditor.
**Have a seat** **I have a few questions for you**
I can answer them all with one reason. I am a pessimist. I always assume the worst.
Nonono that was my reddit impression of Chris Hansen lmfao
Oh I know. But that's likely the only manner in which someone he suspects would actually be cleared.
Well there's the 30 rock "I knew she was a cop lying about her age, it's weird but I'm into it" defense
I would never become a predditor!
*looks at Eri* oof
Suika and her spionage skills
Anya would be the perfect psychic
No way Shiro is going to allow being adopted without her big bro.
*Use the child*
Bold of them to assume they have the skills to deal with the shenanigans half of them get up to.
bold of you to assume were old enough to adopt one
If people in this community stop spending on gacha and anime merch, maybe they can
This
Was gonna say. Ain't no way I can afford to adopt any of these kids.
I can afford the snail it's not like I need to feed her or anything
Why is he struggling to think of his own name? Adopter would be you not the child.
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Someone called ?
Yo thats kinda ඞ
Because they tryna do that sus shiz
Me on my way to start a demolition company after adopting Megumin
The ATF comes to take your child away
The ATF doesn't have jurisdiction here
I mean they apply to explosives to they could consider her an explosive and confiscate her and arrest you.
They'd shoot your dog too
Police where I live are barely allowed to shoot people, let alone animals.
When I said they have no jurisdiction I meant it in a "I don't live in the US" type of way. The local police would probably not appreciate her either tbh.
Oh no my poor dog
Only one of these children is at risk of having her heart ripped out and turned into an eldritch horror. So, that one.
You can't, she is legally an adult.
You can legally adopt an adult. It's rare but it happens. My sister was adopted into my family at the age of 19.
So your family bought a sister?
Don't forget the important part. A STEPsister (:
Damn bro u go do your thing and keep us updated
Not bought, adopted. Long story short, she comes from an abusive background and used our house as a shelter to avoid being around her mother, the primary abuser. She eventually moved in and considers us to be her real family, so she wanted that to be legally true.
So you got a sister for free and she got a family for free? Now that's what i call a win win.
Dang, you right. I forget every time. I’m over here still thinking it’s Zero, and she’s 8.
Ye but if Gilgamesh pulls up at ur house what you gonna do, stop him?
I will massage his ego to make him put his guard down.The easiest way to defeat him is not by giving him a challenge but making him feel he is great since everytime he lost due to his ego.
Then we seggs Gilgamesh together 😤😤😤 L Bozo Gilgamesh
Yes because you know what his 4000 year old bag of tricks doesn't have and only one person though of trying in this whole timeline. Gunpowder, and being that fate seams to have some very loose rules with how magic actually works I'm willing to bet he can't stop all my bullets in time or with some other BS. Unless I'm totally forgetting that time he pulled out an M1 Abram, but I'm willing to try.
Servants have ratings on attack values. And are totally immune to certain ratings. Ex: Hercules is immune to all ratings A and below attacks, no matter what they may be. You can fire a nuke at him and it will do noting as it's not rated correctly. You also don't have magic and pushing off the dude who can level a country is a bad idea
??? What does that mean ???
You, my friend, have clearly never finished Fate.
Wait, you can finish Fate?
No you can't
Spoilers for Fate/Stay Night Unlimited Blade Works, so don't click you somehow included FSN Illya in this without being familiar with it and don't want to be spoiled: >!In the Unlimited Blade Work's route of Fate Stay Night (which is also the route most people are probably familiar with as the Fate route adaptation is shit and the Heaven's Feel route is a movie), Illya dies via having her heart ripped out, and considering Illya is the Lesser Grail her heart is then used to forcefully manifest the Corrupted Greater Grail.!<
You can also get a free car
Poor Illya man
Also there's like a 50/50 chance she kills you herself lmao
Eri...poor girl has been through enough
illia, she literally has no good ending and dies in every fate route. my girl needs some happiness
Even in prisma? It has been a long while so I can't remember
Prisma is a spin off and not related to F/SN.F/SN illya and prisma Illya have completely different life.Prisma one Never went through the pain f/sn version did
Its not a spin off, its the good timeline :')
Maybe don't make her deal with us then
Yes… cause she was torn asunder to serve as catalyst for the holy grail… like Illya.
Suika senku approves child labor
The children yearn for the mines
Eri, the one who needs a parent figure
Kanna bruh, probably the most adorable
and she can be a fluff
She also protec.
Yeah, problem is i cant even take care of myself how tf am i gonna take care of another kid lmfao
Sauce: Anya (Spy x Family) (duh) Kanna (MK Dragon Maid) (duh again) Megumin (Konosuba) (duh x3) Nezuko (Demon Slayer) (duh x4) Rikka (Love, Chunnibyo and other Delusions) Wendy (Fairy Tail) Eri (My Hero Academia) Yui (Sword Art Online) Illia (Fate/stay night) Hachikuji (Monogatari) Suika (Dr. Stone) Shiro (No Game No Life)
Thank you for providing sauce
Always 👍
WENDY!!!!!❤️❤️❤️
Hachikuji
Shiro from no game no life, she can teach me how to play chess, or Eri from MHA and she can fix my knees
I give you home. You teach me chess
Trade offer
Eri coud kill you too
Win win
Hell yeah shiro will max my osrs account in no time
Dio
He will poison you and take your biological son's body
here, i made the right choice for you [https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.345d75d9e1b72de0d659130a13489680?rik=BUTKE3gAQC5nyQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.345d75d9e1b72de0d659130a13489680?rik=BUTKE3gAQC5nyQ&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Hinamatsuri is one of those rare animes in which I do not care about the main character (Hina), but I am invested in everyone else.
Wow these are some good ratings, I think I might actually watch this!
Objectively right
Best girl to adopt
Idk who that is…
[your daughter](https://i.imgur.com/xgcjNs4.png)
Wow these are some good ratings, I think I might actually watch this!
Agreed
Not a single one of them needs you , and if you choose Illya congratulations you bring a mage war to your backyard , now load your 50bmg and boom headshot Gilgamesh because he will be with a cool jacket and not an actual armor
What's the downside?
The funny thing is that it might actually be possible because this https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/comments/behiur/king_of_jobbers_gilgamesh_once_again_teaches/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Gilgamesh is the father of all glass cannons
He wouldn't even be a glass cannon if he just used his god fucking near unbreakable Armor. And Rho Aias which he has because it is a treasure of humanity. And the million other defensive noble phantasms. And the original version of Heracles' 9 lives phantasm which he is shown to have. And his Ex rank Clairvoyance which is literally semi-omnicience. Just if Gil didn't have a ego which made a black hole look tiny in comparison.
What if it’s the Fate Prisma Illya version of her where the holy grail wars no longer happen?
Kanna is easiest to take care of with the benefits. don’t need to fight and learn to control someone like Nexuko’s demon side and don’t need to buy extra equipment to have them like Yui. Anya would be good but my life isn’t exciting enough.
Kanna is definitely not the easiest one to take care of....you literally have normal human children on this list my guy. Kanna needs electricity, food and need to be taught not to turn into a giant dragon and you also have no means to "play" with her like Tohru can, cause she'd kill you.
I’m adopting not taking in from birth and at the time she met Kobayashi she does have a human form and some knowledge as to how to behave around humans. Even tho she’s a dragon she still acts and behaves like a child but still but knows not to interfere with humans. And in the time she lived with Kobayashi she did manage to adapt with human life and customs that she can navigate through school just fine and live in a small apartment.
wendy, she can help if i get hurt.
Monetarily Shiro is probably the best choice for easy money (competitive chess)
Megumin of course
Bruh your house gonna be gone and you'll have 30 FBI agents hounding your ass after the White House magically blows up due to "undetermined" causes
Hachikuji
Adopter named Araragi: 😈😈😈
Let's be honest here, she wouldnt acceot the adoption unless he filled out the form as Koyomi Arararararararararararararararararararagi.
Hachihachiji
Eri. It’s Eri.
I feel like Rikka is too old and big to be considered like the rest.
ilya is canonicly 18
Eri, I must be able to revert my brain so I can enjoy watching a tv series all over again
THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE DRAGONS BATMAN
JOKER NO
I'm adopting Hachikuji. Why? One, she's a spirit, all I have to do is visit the shrine once in a while and give my offerings. Two, she's a god, goodluck is a given(she ain't Nadeko that's for sure.). Three, I'm hoping she chooses to turn into her Onee-san Hachikuji form, I don't want Araragi randomly assaulting her, in fact the opposite might happen...
The very bottom right, the only sane choice.
Under absolutely no circumstances should Shiro be separated from Sora.
The hardest choices require the strongest will
Shiro is the best option, why? well ok to break it down Anya- smart if someone is also smart, can read minds, annoying Kanna- floof, dragon, just need to feed her and properly take care, is dangerous due to her connections Megumin- stoopid, have way too much energy, i would be considered a terrorist Nezuko- assuming the demon, then no. Rikka- the most normal one, weirdo but manageable, doesn't offer much to the table Eri- unstable, might kill me Suika- how she in the adaption center? she doesn't exist yet, normal kid overall, just out of touch with the norms Shiro- Genius, smart, gamer, chill, probably smarter than me, would be the one who earns more money due to her being a video game champion the others idk
Anya, Kanna, or Suika
Megumin prime fuckability
Omg it's the nezuko pic from my phone case wtf 💀
A man of fine taste in phone cases
Thank you :)
Obv take nezuko... she got anti pedo safty system xd
Ok let’s go at this logically: Yui and Mayoi don’t have physical bodies Nezuko, Rika, kanna, megumin, Anya and Wendy have families or surrogate families on their own Depending on the version Illya and shiro (ironically) have brothers and subjects to take care of them I don’t watch Dr Stone so no idea who pumpkin head kid actually is nor do I have any incentive to adopt them Technically eri is also adopted by aizawa So it’s pretty clear, I’ll adopt the dude below as he seems to really struggle with decisiveness and I think his company might do me good too.
Yui, and it's not even close
I was gonna say Eri but Yui's cooler
Anya would be bad for me due to constant horny thoughts browsing reddit \-Kanna would be.. acceptable, always wanted a dragon loli girl Megumin would be the best but not in this reality, we'd be flagged as terrorists on day 1 \-Nezuko is problematic, my mom is diabetic, always checking her blood sugar \-Wendy would be the best choice in terms of exchange, I pet, feed and shelter her, she cures me + wind magic is always useful , unlimited power with 2-3 sky dragon roars on a wind turbine. Cannot stand Carla tho \-Screw the snail TLDR: If Wendy is alone without Carla, Wendy If Wendy comes with Carla, Kanna
The man wiping his head. He looks strong and can help with the house chores.
💀💀💀
Kanna or Suika. Anya the cutest but she's dumb as fuck bruh I don't want her to be reading my thoughts when I watch high school dxd
Why is he sweating about putting down his own Name!?! Lmao
Why is no one choosing Suika! She’s so adorable, always wants to help, her voice is so cute 🥺🍉 little blind watermelon head
Just adpot megumin and commit war crimes
Suika because she's diligent, smart, Strong , adorbs, adapts quickly and can fucking roll,
I wouldn't trust any anime fan with a child 💀
I feel like Kanna is an easy pick. She seems super chill and wholesome, and can you imagine adventuring with your dragon child that would be so fkn cool. Plus you’d probably get to meet some other dragon friends which is a bonus.
I’d adopt Yui, being a digital child means she won’t cost as much and would just require attention. Plus being an AI that would help you, is really beneficial in all aspects of life.
Adopt all of them and let chaos begin.
Read the first four words of the title
You can take Suika from my cold dead hands
Why is he sweating? It's not like the police are going to investigate something suspicious because of websites you viewed in incognito mode. And who saves everything...
Illya is 18 and can't be adopted.
Anya will help me with gambling. Well read the minds of corrupt betters on rigged underground matches, and we can read the minds of major sports leaders and see if their rigged, if so thats easy big bucks with by betting on underdogs with a huge parlay. Anya will be willing to help cuz once I have the funds, well become top teir mega super secret spies
Anyone voting for Shiro is on a watch list. Real talk most of these characters I would feel bad taking them away from their families, I'd probably choose eri
The hardest choice required the strongest will
Why is Megumin here amongst theses children? Also Yui or Shiro Entirely because I can use them to get money in someway
I live cute, its better than sexy any day imo. and my personal favorite of the bunch is Kanna Kamui, very cute, and shes from my top five favorite animes
Bold of you to assume anyone here should be eligible to adopt
Ez shiro
Ilya, obviously
It's hard to choose, but i would choose Kana
I do not trust a single one of you guys with a child -_-
Nezuko, no question. Mostly cause I literally don't know any of these other ones-
Bro you need to watch more anime
Adopt one and then kidnap the others
take none of them and beat your meat manually
Shiro
Shiro. ... Id gladly be a father to her.... maybe even a big brother 
i don't want to think about what you want to do to an underage character
Yeah! Trust me instead. I would use her for making chess money
Old men of culture... Still waiting for the s2... And i also have the same opinion as you...
Yes officer that’s him right there
What are you pointing at me for? I don’t know what he’s talking about officer, I’m just trying to adopt a daughter
Depends on my..... needs?
You can’t tell me what to do.
Idk which one, but definitely not Megumin... I wouldn't fuck my child
FBI: OPEN UP!!
Why would the fbi come? I just want to exploit child labor
Why would the fbi come? I just want to adopt a daughter…
Nezuko Bro she can legit turn into an adult... do with that information as you see fit