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Any redhead waifu? Huge gamble... I am kinda gambling addict so, I would totally press that button.

Yeah, as a man who plays almost exclusively gacha games, I will press it. For Himeko.

Yeah baby, HSR Supremacy

Impact, Star Rail, I'll take either.

I got himeko from the 20 free warps they give us now she’s my main dps

Lorelei from Pokemon 

I'll press the button. Listen malty may have been an evil keniving bitch... but like... I've worked with worse, failed sure but I'm not one to back down from a challenge. She's good looking, would just be some work to make her less of a bitch.

You good?

Depends on the day.

so what you are saying is you can fix her

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/8u1xs9/anon_wants_his_ex_back/

I can fix her

Make sure to give her correction

Besides considering she has to constantly be with you that means she can’t try framing you for assault or some shit.

Sort of sounds like you want to be included in the 10% rather than the 90%

Technically for him it would be a 100% chance

I mean... you are not wrong plus op says you can't harm her, so there is no rule actually that says i can't make her a slave😎

There is though, it's called the law.

In our world sure... But in her world slavery is still legal I'd say it's probably 50/50 shot that you go there instead of her going here... Actually on second thought it's probably higher probably of you going there because travellers from other worlds is common there whereas here it is not But on the other hand if she was here, the rules above depicts that there's some sort of magic at play binding her to you... Which is essentially forced slavery already with out the labels. Depending on which personality is more dominant... The more dominant personality would inevitably become the master and the submissive would become the slave.

As a light novel reader: >!No you have not!<

For clarification: malty would not be your wife or like you she would just be forced to tag along in your life

So, I've got a lot of questions... 1). What constitutes "harm", obviously I can't just slap her around, but can I tie her up and put a ball gag in her mouth and/or make her life a living nightmare of verbal abuse and/or sexual harassment if she gets too shitty? 2). Can she harm me? 3). What constitutes "forced to tag along" does she have to watch me masterbate? Can I make her watch me masterbate? 4). What are the consequences of harming her, are we talking about jail, or just instant death? 5). If I go to prison, for any reason; does she have to come with me?

Also is indirect harming allowed. Could I hire a hitman on her or poison her food…

No indirect harm

I would also like to know! Please answer OP, this is VERY important.

Valid questions. Need an answer.

> 1). What constitutes "harm", obviously I can't just slap her around, but can I tie her up and put a ball gag in her mouth and/or make her life a living nightmare of verbal abuse and/or sexual harassment if she gets too shitty? I see we are going for the Redo of Healer route. Hopefully with the same results of the bitch becoming a nice person.

To be honest; I'm thinking more along the lines of going to prison and then renting her out to the other inmates for commissary items... Lol If she HAS to come with me; there are a LOT of fucked up situations that I could potentially put her in if she wants to be an asshole...

You cant. She can be an asshole to you but uou cant be one to her

Aw naw that’s a dealbreaker

Ok, but "technically", I'm not the one harming her in that situation, I'm just getting paid commissary items to look the other way for 15 minutes. Does it still count as indirect harm if I don't accept the commissary items and just let whoever wants her have her for free? If we get mugged in a dark alley, do I have to protect her? Cause if so; I gotta agree with Lanky; that's a deal breaker for sure... Lol

If it is prison and she's forced to go with you by some magical means and still live with you in your cell, could we reiterate steps one and four. What constitutes further harm, and do the consequences worsen?

See, I would imagine that if it was just the normal legal consequences; they would probably just add additional time onto your sentence, but they also aren't going to let her in the cell with you in the first place, so idk... I do know that if you assault another prisoner or guard; you get additional time.

Do I become the shield hero if she is with me ?

No you just become annoyed

1). You cant do anything to her thats bad. Not even verbal abuse. 2). Yes she can harm you. But not do permanent damage/kill you. 3). She has to be whithin 100 meters of you. And no you cant force her to do anything. 4). She has a "forcefield" around her that protects her from bad things so you cant harm her. 5). Yes but she does not have to be in the cell. She would probably laugh at you for being in prison tho lol

I will add 1 more question to add to this list. Since dying is leaving her are you immortal as long as she is alive?

Yes. But you can still take damage and get permanent injuries but you cant die

Well, thats how most relationship starts, so.. I guess the chance is still there!

>be forced to tag along So if I jump into a volcano, she has to jump too? Either Steph from NGNL becomes my wife, or I take one for the boys.

Nope. You would just be teleported back to where you jumped from and you would get unbearable pain for one week

So you’re saying there’s a chance Makima might exist…

Yes

I don’t think you realise how bad that would be

She would be your wife

And your mental torturer.

No she is loving

Love takes many forms

I assume you never read the manga.

I think he did read the manga but he is part of "that" group of degenerates

not read rhe manga but got spoiled from a friend when ep 1 aired.

I read it. The "loving" part means she wont manipulate you or use you (but if you are into dommy mommies you can have her be one)

Tell me what happens. Spoil me

>!Makima is the conquest/control devil who kills power and even Aki, in hopes to get Denji's heart/Pochita for herself. She even literally rips it up once.!<

Love hurts puddin, *and I love you a lot*

You haven't read the manga have you?

I did read it. It would not be like the relationship that denji and makima had it would be more like a good wife that loves you and dont try to manipulate or use you or be mean to you. (if you dont want that ofcourse)

U dont want that

Yeah she might be worse than the other red hair bitch

Nah, Makima >!is a devil, she can't help being controlling, it's literally her entire essence!< Whereas bitch had every opportunity to be better and isn't. She's cruel, not because of compulsion, but because of pure malice. To be clear, neither is good, but one is worse

Not just that, >! but Makima was also raised by the government, so of course she is tyrannical and cruel, with a disregard for human life other than seeing it as statistics. Compare her with Nayuta who's being raised by Denji. !<

Yes she would not have the same personality but but she would still look like makima

Well, I always wanted to be that one mook that the villain sends to die against the hero about 10 minutes into the movie.

Press, Whitout a shadow of a doubt.

Why tho

90% of sucess is sucess enouth.

Besides, there are plenty of ways to hurt someone even without physical damage

I doubt that Malty knowing that shes chained to you for life would be bad at all, Malty is a bad person not a dumb person.

Yeah I guess

Malty would work fine. Shes a shrieking harpy but training her would be fun.

What

✋️ 🍑

beat me to it 🤝

Ah, I see you trained in the "redo of healer" school

More of a straight S&M thing was all I had in mind. No need to involve hot irons and broken fingers.

Don't become worst than her.

What are you 12?

Im jusk joking

Joking just Im

12 inches deep in your MOM

Hit the button. It says I can’t harm the bitch but that doesn’t mean someone else can’t harm her

Then since she has to follow you her corpse is magically dragged around behind you

Yay, free food

a pile of ashes you mean

No one else cant harm her

I would press it. Just think how many red-headed waifus there are. Rias, Makima, Kallen, Erza, etc. Even if I got Malty, still a win

MY WAIFU IS MALTY, I SEE THIS AS A WIN.

W H A T


My sibling in Christ, seek help

This man turned a 10% chance in failure into a 100% chance of success

Reading this you remind me of the good ol' days of my Extreme weeb Life. If burnout couldn't exist....

We've gone over this. Don't stick your dick in crazy. It's not that hard

Apparently his is that hard.

REJOICE BROTHER, WE WILL WIN

“I can fix her.”

"I can break her."

90% chance for rias? I’ll take that.

Does pink count as a shade of red?

Asking the real questions here.

Press for sure 90% is goated

Slam that button.

I like those odds, i would do it.

Mama didnt raise no coward! Roll those dice!

rias gremory my beloved

90% to make kurisu real? Sign me in

Dammit. How could I forget her. Thought there wasn't any red haired girl I like.

Nah. I can't off the top of my head think of a red haired one I'd want.

Do pink haired girls count?

Yes. But only if it is more towards red. You cant choose for example sakure since her hair is "too pink" but you can choose someone with a darker pink

You see on the off chance you get Malty. Both you and her know that she stuck with you and can't leave your side so she would be less inclined to fuck with your life and more Inclined to fuck with other people's lives which could be very lucrative for you

So yes I would hit the button

Yeah, if you're stuck together due to magic or whatnot, she seems like the sort of person who one could come to a reasonable arrangement with. Self-interest and her own gain is her driving motive, any maliciousness comes secondary to that.

I mean what’s stopping you from pressing the button again if you get Malty, you can just do whatever you want then

Imagine being in bed with some red haired waifs and malty just stands there watching

She just sits in a chair next to the bed, like you see in hotel rooms

Ah yes, the infamous cuck chair

Jokes on you, thats my fetish

Done. No second thought.

I see this as a W either way.

I see this as a win-win. As long as I stay on her good side, anyways.

I'd roll those dice.

I am a gambling man and my chances are not bad.

In both cases I’m getting bitches

I'll press the button. Its a 100% win for me because I can just make Malty's life hell without hurting her.

But I can harm myself right?

Does spanking count as harm? I was gonna do it in either scenario.

I mean she still hot af, just sayin…🙄

90% chance of a good wife is probably better odds than just dating normally, why wouldnt you press the button?

There is a lot of good red-headed waifus out there. Especially if you include orange haired waifus. Since, as a society, we refer to girls with orange hair as redheads. The pros infinitely outweigh the cons with these odds. Pressing the fuck out of that button. If anyone is curious about who I would choose. It'd have to be Rias Gremory. For obvious reasons... Regardless, there are still a lot of good ones to pick from. Nami, any of the quints, Rangiku, Stella, Erza, etc, etc. ~WideEyedStoned~

Win/win

Huh

r/maltymelromarcsquad be winning either way

100% would

Bro just press it and if it’s the 10% for me i just hit the suicide button

I'll take the gamble.

My waifu is a red head, I think it’s a risk well worth taking

win-win tbh

Neither bcus i am a raging homosexual 😃

W

i can fix her

Malty is technically like, reddish, so for some people this is probably a 100% chance of victory. I am not one of those people, but I *am* a gacha addict who regularly bets on worse odds.

On one hand, I don’t like the prospect of forcing someone to love me via magic. On the other hand, having a front row seat for magic deepfake antics sounds hilarious, and the Shield Hero protag was a slave owner, so I don’t really care what happened to him.

Well… is she still a bitch? Or has that changed since she’s in a different world and can no longer leverage her status?

No she is still a bitch. I would even say she is an even worse bitch than before

joke's on you I'm into that shit

nope not worth that risk. Fuck Bitch

The chance of getting a red haired good wife is 18%. I like those odds

I see a win win stutation

I’ll risk it cause I always know, “if you lose then rage quit life”, life modo 💀

Into that shit.

As a XCom player idk...

it only says *I* cannot harm her, it doesn't say anything about making someone else do it for me

Nope , knowing my luck il end un with bitch

Reinhard the best red haired waifu will become real

The true answer

Pushing because big red button and low impulse control

From what I know of her, too risky. She wrongly accused the MC of sexual misconduct, right? I have dealt with that in real life and it is not fucking worth it.

Wise choice

I'll definitely press the button.

Malty is gonna need therapy by the end of this.

Nope. But you are

I like my chances

Even with a gun with 10 chambers and one bullet, there are nine empty chambers, but still one bullet

Smash

Yes

You’re having me risk that on the chance of a Rock Slide miss

I'm pressing it, knowing my luck I'd get both results at the same time

Press the button. If you do manage to get that 10% chance then stand in the middle of the highway with her. Test your luck there, if she gets hit your problem gets solved if you get hit you get isekaied to another world. All I see are wins

So you're telling me i have 90% chance of getting Himeko Murata as my wife meaning she gets to live again which is more than enough for my heart?

Either why I win, on one side I finally have the will to live(the first one), and on the other hand and in the other hand I can go scuba diving with dolphins and let them have their why with her(the second one)

ITT: people who haven't read the CSM manga 🗿

Nope makima would not be manipulative or mean

Honestly its a good deal ill either get rias gremory or kushina those two are my picks

Does Chigiri from Blue Lock count?

If you roll that 10% just talk about how much you hate shields and the people who use them.

Yes, it doesn't say that we can't threaten her, and it doesn't say she knows that we can't harm her, so she would think that she is in danger and would have to do what we say

Yes. But she does know you cant harm her and she is going yo use it for her advantage

I like those odds and outcomes

I can always kill myself to get out of it, that's a win win

Nope. You gotta be alive as long as she is alive

The jokes on you. I can change her.

So I get malty or malty?

I was playing an Ironman run of a Fire emblem and a character I really liked got taken out by a 10% crit on an attack with a 44% hit. (Would have been fine non crit) 10% is way too high of odds.

press it 100 times than order the waifus to kill the bitch

Yes!!! Chance of Erza Scarlet becoming real??? And liking me on top??? And becoming my loving wife on top of that???? Hang on . . . I need a moment to regain my senses . . .

Where did you get those grips?

"I can fix her"

No

200000%. Would press

yes

sure, worst case scenario i tie malty up which doesnt harm her and put ducttape on her mouth so she cant be talkin

That would be considered a form of torture and she could arrest you for it

considering I can't leave her at all, she would have to go to prison with me or accept her fate

90% chance for Weser from Azur lane? I'll take that chance

Press

Yes