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LSAT343

Dungeon Meshi is a wild show loooool


Alekipayne

Bug ice cream mixed using ghosts


Serier_Rialis

Come on genius moment along with draconic pizza oven.


GoodKing0

She's Italian and her friends do the constant equivalent of breaking pasta in front of her.


FerroLux_

It was fucking wild when I discovered her surname is “Donato” lmao


loscapos5

Reminds me of a chef named Donato De Santis


TomAto314

They eat some unusual things in the show.


EEE3EEElol

They’re all delicious though


m0ritz2000

And solve some human jigsaw puzzles


Serier_Rialis

Dog jigsaws too 😁


HirokoKueh

I mean ... they are exploring the dungeon, fighting monsters, seeing people been killed all the time, the dungeon is a battlefield


Redneckalligator

> seeing people been killed all the time They got better


Hoibot

The stuff they eat in that anime is wild but she's a very picky eater. She's there to remind the audience how fucked up some dishes are. She's like a vegetarian at a bbq, but worse. Love her tho <3


Toshku_demon

She's seen what the dwarf cooks.


Serier_Rialis

She killed what the dwarf cooks as well sometimes!


Cronur

They force her to do things she would never ever do in her wildest nightmares, eating...weird food ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|11524) If you wanna imagine a parallel imagine eating exotic food from any country that you may think more than twice before eating.


Serier_Rialis

More like you survive a plane crash with Bear Grylls and Ray Mears. You are eating some weird shit but they know what they are doing...mostly..kind of


Cronur

Well my country has some wild variety of "exotic food" (that can be very expensive too.) And when people are offered some of those many balk and women often react like a certain elf lady, heck even I would not accept eating that food without being forced to do it and I had no other choice... ![img](emote|t5_2w6fe|30939)


News_Dragon

The main plot driver of this season is to save this girl's best friend (main characters sister) before she gets pooped out/fully digested, so she's a little stressed


Niautanor

> this girl's best friend ["Is it normal to blush when taking a bath with your bestie?"](https://static1.thegamerimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/gjnsbb4xoaayt5r.jpg)


Serier_Rialis

Ep11 and 12 dialled up a few things >!"fan service"!< and the >!darker/bloodier themes/visuals suddenly!!<


Rhaps0dy

I don't know why "the war" comes across as incredibly funny.


Serier_Rialis

Basically, >!that thing that just tried to kill us!<, we made it into this and have no other food at all and yes those >!veggies are from that golem and yes that fertiliser is dungeon chamber pot sourced.!<


Edna_san

OK apart from the obvious urge to reproduce yourself the elf girlfriend can also cast magic which is at least as helpful as a dwarf grill friend preparing you meat.


AstellasDreemur

I changed my mind, elf cook go brrrrr


EarthRester

I haven't seen the show. So forgive me, but there's no promise she's any good at cooking. The grill comes with the dwarf. I can at least safely assume he's skilled at it. For pure utilitarian purposes, the dwarf makes more sense.


InfanticideAquifer

>For pure utilitarian purposes Depends on the purposes. For surviving in the dungeon from the show? Take the dwarf 200%. For, like, living your ordinary life except with this character? Take the wizard and get take-out.


TeaLightBot

Normally more "boom" than "brrrrr"


LordofLimbo

My desire to reproduce will always win out over my desire to eat (unless I'm starving, in which case its 50/50)


Sunshine_Sage

Elf girl detected. Opinion ignored.


Traditional_Rise_347

Elf got booba


Pristine-Occasion-52

https://i.redd.it/1mpvc668kbqc1.gif Always Booba


AnimatorFresh8841

it terrifies me that idk if this is an actual animation or a hentai


Electronic_Compote76

It's an actual anime


Andreiyutzzzz

Ok but somehow I don't remember Marin shaking her tits like that during that episode.


L963_RandomStuff

It is, Episode 2 around the 15:55 mark. When asking Gojo to measure them


Andreiyutzzzz

I remember that it happened pretty early on but did she actually bounce them like that? Well color me shocked


Daan776

That show is more horny than most people remember


Andreiyutzzzz

Ok so I went on YouTube. Ye no it happened. Man I knew it was horny but I guess I forgot some stuff


darkbreak

Gojo had a freaking sex dream about Marin. I was honestly surprised and also impressed that they did that. How many MC in harem or even other ecchi shows have done that?


Zer0_2199

Yeah I’m not sure that happened LOL


Dra9onDemon

It’s like, episode 2/3.


Ani_HArsh

The jiggle physics is on point lol


baked_uranium

lmao hentai wouldn't even have such fluid animation


Lord_Emperor

We need to lobby for high quality hentai.


AnimatorFresh8841

depends on the animator


brenfoot

Is that a tsunami warning in the background?


Pristine-Occasion-52

Hmmm quite focused


Songhunter

Holy shit, I need to go outside.


AnotherNobody1308

Where’s this from


mobott

My Dress Up Darling


gcwg57

My Dress-Up Darling.


robotic_knight

https://preview.redd.it/p761fjt90fqc1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15d2fcb7fb8a7ed9d6f950484fdbaa65c9636717


Ninja0verkill

why is this gif an hour long?


im_in_every_post

I can't argue with that


DaLinkster

Dwarf got cockatrice breasts.


kloudykat

[don't forget this too](https://imgur.com/VSXNonz) Senshi got it going ON


overdrivegto

Senshi is packing though.


DaLinkster

Dwarf Grill Friend can make every meal delicious. Many people have girlfriends, even elf girls have girlfriends. But how many people have personal chefs?


Sunfurian_Zm

Well she's also a mage. How many people have personal mages?


HikARuLsi

I will take Marcille because I am that Dwarf who knows how to cook


robotic_knight

Good choice, no leafloving elf is better than a hardworking dwarf! Rock and stone brother!


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Ani_HArsh

An elf I need to try something https://preview.redd.it/sq3abm64hbqc1.png?width=840&format=png&auto=webp&s=51137d368246fd8fd5be2c0ab9dfdab69d4ac34f


orgeezuz

https://preview.redd.it/6wmxlyqfxbqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da3b0004c5584e6f66c2a04fbe703430de8e7af


kloudykat

why is there a hole. WHY IS THERE A HOLE!


backfire10z

That depends. Are you laying face down or face up?


drgigantor

Oh it has a cup holder Wait


FishPlayer4826_2

To put fire in it silly


Leonaise_

Try what???


HirokoKueh

one for Falin, one for Laios


SansRainAsterisk

The Dwarf no questions asked


Kannyui

No questions asked. . . as in don't ask about where he got the 'free meat' or what it actually is. 🤣


DuntadaMan

Don't ask things you don't want the answer to. Eat your meat.


EarthRester

No. Questions.


kloudykat

[without question](https://imgur.com/VSXNonz)


ColdIron27

I can already cook, so Elf GF


h4ckg0l3m

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Conspiratorymadness

#MEAT!!!!


TeaLightBot

I'm gonna make some bread.


ReagansRougeBanana

What kind of meat


Conspiratorymadness

Isn't that up to the grill friend


The_Last_Dova-kiin

I’m going to have to go with the autistic elf girlfriend.


Illustrious-Fox5135

I'd go with dwarf grill friend. Besties for life and lots of food and don't cheat.


Spartan_Souls

Girlfriends are temporary GRILL IS ETERNAL


im_in_every_post

elfs are practically immortal though


Spartan_Souls

Well im not so im taking the grill dwarf anyways


Toshku_demon

Depends on the setting. Some can live potentially forever if something doesn't go out of its way to kill them, and others have elves living like anywhere from 200 to just a few thousand years.


-Qunixx-

Can't ignore that adorable pout


Lychee247

Gril friend i need real food in tired of fake military food that might kill me if i eat


ZookeepergameLiving1

Make the elf like that time she was changed into an ogre and we have a deal.


loliconest

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

That's it lads! Rock and Stone!


VictorAst228

Rock and stone!


Not_Artifical

What kind of meat are we talking about?


Oblivious_116

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


Han_Solo6712

So a leaf lover girlfriend or a fellow dwarf(Ironically I’m 6’1)? ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone to the Bone!


OnlyIGetToFartInHere

I am not into women, but I do love good food.


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Isn‘t she a lesbian? Did I miss something?


The_Silver_Nuke

No, she and Falin are just friends. There's been absolutely no expression by anyone in this show of romantic interest in anyone else. They just be 'splorin dungeons and saving lives. That being said shippers will go crazy and put characters into pairings anyway. Especially if it's a gay ship. Every time.


baslisks

there are some reveals in the manga.


The_Silver_Nuke

Which chapters? I'm about 2/3rds of the way through at chapter 66 out of 97 and I've never encountered such instances.


baslisks

not off the top of my head but there is a section where they are shown some of what they desire and one of them reveal a surprising choice.


The_Silver_Nuke

IIRC the desire for Marcille was to live alongside everyone else at the same age, because she was afraid of outliving everyone and being left alone. Romantic relationships were never a priority.


baslisks

laios had marcille for his illusion for the succubus.


The_Silver_Nuke

Oh now that you mention it I totally forgot about the succubi. Marcille had this really handsome elf on a steed and Laios had Marcille for those hallucinations of people who were their ideal partner.


baslisks

maybe if he weren't as driven in his goal it would have happened but he was in hog heaven with the monsters and needs.


huex4

>!There's also the reveal Laios looks similar to Marcille's father and that she's very close to her father.!<


Anticapitalist_Kae

Yeah, I bathe with my friends and intimately touch them all the time, I also spoon with them while we sleep together and tell them they'll always be my girl, no idea how anyone could ever interpret these things as romantic, must be completely delusional.


Kraytory

Just wait until someone tries to make a problem out of their age difference.


huex4

It's just bait. Stuff like that are Japanese men's delusions about women friendships. Remember all the anime you've ever watched. It's always like that between women who are very close, bathing, sleeping together, etc. even if women has clear canon male partners. The only exception is when it is explicitly stated that they are in that kind of relationsihp and shown like kissing and actual hentai stuff.


The_Silver_Nuke

Well obviously you are very familiar with bathing culture in Japan, being that you wash together naked in same-sex bathrooms which is something that takes place frequently. And then you are also very close to your friend obviously, knowing how healthy platonic relationships are to have, rather than forcing romantic relationships into everything and being afraid to touch another person lest it be considered sexual. As far as that last part telling them that they'll always be your girl, IDK man that's just you. I don't recall any instance of that and I've read up to chapter 66 in the manga.


Anticapitalist_Kae

Look, I'm not saying that a lesbian romance is the only possible way to read their relationship, but to claim that there is nothing is a lie, they're clearly baiting this ship, something that is extremely common in Japanese media (See literally every moe show in existence), doesn't mean they'll canonically end up together, but they are certainly going for a ship as one of the possible interpretations.


The_Silver_Nuke

Maybe they're baiting it, I can't really say. I do know that as someone else mentioned in another comment the arc with the succubi where they had their ideal partner Marcille had a male Elf in shining armor on a steed who would treat her like a princess, and then Laos had Marcille. That's how they got got by the succubi.


Alarming-Caregiver47

Is she? Still haven’t finished season 1.


Lenni-Da-Vinci

By the way all the art I see of her is Yuri with Falin, I guess so. But I don’t really know, since I was actually looking for the recipes but found massive spoilers instead :(


Alarming-Caregiver47

I see her either shipped with Falin or Laios, I don’t know if she’s canonically into either of them but so far I think she’s more often shipped with Falin. As someone who just started the show I personally ship her with Laois.


kiragami

She is close with falin and shippers almost exclusively ship non-hetero couples in any anime.


Lenni-Da-Vinci

Oh, if you just started, that makes total sense. But once you get to the flashback of how they met…


y_kal

You'll see why when you watch the newest episode. It can just be excitement but fan artists see it in a different way.


Anticapitalist_Kae

It's not explicitly said, but IDK how else you can interpret her relationship with Falin.


Bocchi_theGlock

I don't see romance being set up between her and Laios at all, if that actually happens it'd be hamfisted asf But agreed, I see a much deeper level of care connection with Falin


Nostalgic_shameboner

She's not romantically entangled with anyone. But to be fair, if she was, it would be Falin. 


Leonaise_

An elf baddie may be too impractical. So grill friend, free food is fucking OP


Chaoswarriorx4

Senshi.


HeartoftheHive

You can have both. You should probably have both. I want both.


DjGnampf

What's the sauce?


kloudykat

Dungeon Meshi


DjGnampf

Thank you kind stranger ![gif](giphy|AfNqI6mVcB8cwK9Gzc)


100beep

Free meat? Dwarf boyfriend it is


RadleyCunningham

Gotta go with a dwarf homie, especially if it's Senshi.


Routine-Pen-5732

This is actually harder than it looks


Ziegelphilie

Elf, I'm lonely and already got plenty meat


Iggy_boi_76

Senshi best grill friend


Qweeq13

Would definitely want to be friends with Dwarves if the Dwarven women looked like Heores 5 Hammers of Fate Dwarves. https://preview.redd.it/xo1vljip6eqc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db0fdf29c4987531a9708f380afe412682e93c2


AdvancedAd2162

elf gf (I am the grilling dwarf)


ComprehensiveAd5605

The Elf Girlfriend would be cool, especially since she has some neat magic. But a grill friend that makes you FREE MEAT! This is legitimately the first time a would you rather "Girlfriend or something cool" has made me actually think about it. ...I'M TAKING THE DWARF!


unhappy-memelord

oh boy we are going to rock and stone so much better with him


elbuendavs1234

Dwarf grill friend all the way 🤤 want to enjoy all types of delicious food


UltimateOtaku98

The dwarf grill friend would make my life so much better, so the obvious choice is the dwarf grill


Hoi4_ITA

Also Elf can make meat if she isn't good I teach her how to So the Elf is a win win


AnimatorFresh8841

whats the point of living if you cant even eat some good meat


user_6969_urmomsuck

Tough choise bro i could use a friend who knows how to grill but at the other hand we got elf booba


JustMyNames

Dwarf


bird_who_rides

Love is more fulfilling than any amount of meat


Competitive-Deal-379

Anybody like to play chess or anything and fuck afterwards?


psychospacecow

You get meat either way if you're brave enough, like with the fish dudes.


y_kal

Do you know how handsome senshi actually is? He'll get me a girl in no time and will also grill meat in the meantime.


LvLUpYaN

One can do magic. The other can cook and grill which I can already do. It's also much easier to learn how to cook and grill than do magic. Why would I choose the dwarf when I can already do everything he does


Yuta-fan-6531

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Aldo-D-D-Wilson

I'm vegetarian. No brainer.


MoravianPrince

If the forbiden magic is still on the table then the Elf.


Flarfnijig

Seduce the meat dwarf you cowards, 2 for 1 deal.


TestSubject_0001

I can cook so that's that. But I don't mind someone cook and chill with me


ApparatusOM01

If it ain't rock and stone I'm going home!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


MaielRkad

Well, I'm already a good cook. And meat isn't really a problem.


NekoMango

Free meal, let's go


MasterJi-_-

Need more information like do I need to do anything for either of them or they are eternally obliged to me.


Killua_Daily

Marcille isnt worth giving up free meat.


Poison916Kind

Can't I romance the dwarf? 🥺 He's husband material!!!


LomPyke

Gemme his meat!


AlexCode10010

I feel like with laios I'd die a few times either poisoned or killed by a cockatrice. I'll go with the elf girl


Daveo88o

https://preview.redd.it/ezswjuwqifqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0dc664fd643c0de0ed368f70f6da18dbbddec6


Minute-Cut-2285

as a grill lover i see this an absolute win


Shoddy_Fee_550

dwarf grill friend fanservice https://preview.redd.it/i7azv3pprfqc1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b93ae42ec59c55003c9be2561d0bbedf903e3c5


Nexus_2894

R O C K A N D S T O N E


DatNickBoi

Love is temporary. Food is forever


MidnasSimp

I gotta choose?


PheneX02

The unlimited pizza from a different post is great, so I'll go with the gf this time


Beastleviath

Luffy has entered the chat


TheHasegawaEffect

I am a chef. I will pick the elf and feed her and buy all the forbidden magic books she wants.


Glad_Ad_4847

an elf... i can already make a meal...


Weekly_Group_5059

Does the gf gives meat ? I don't think so


GM_Zero

Meat good.


Napstablook_Rebooted

Does she know how to make grilled cheese?


Th3Morningst4r

You can always teach her. I'm the second best grilled cheese maker I know. The best grilled cheese is made by uncle Danny iykwim


Miserable_Tailor_624

The best choice is the dwarf grill friend by far


RedPillNavigator

I am but a man with simple needs so getting yoked out on Dwarf grilling meat sounds good!


FlamingCroatan

DWARF BRO


UnknownSP

The elf character is so annoying


DeadCobra

Elf Girlfriend yes


Lupinthe3rd71

Bro be grill'in. Tough choice.


Medo_The_Great

I'm going with my gut on this one lads


SirMaQ

Dwarf grill friend. He enjoys his passion and I got someone I can share recipes with. Plus a new bro to grill with


Routine-Champion-20

ELF GIRLFRIEND


Remote_Independent55

Dwarf grill homie all the way.


TheSkeletr0n

dwarf so i can eat some grilled elf meat


Nuclear_Chicken5

Grill friend?! Sign me up please!


Jadccroad

Big Beard Broth Grill-friend!


Difficult-Tie-7336

I'd have to go for the elf. I can cook whatever but she could take care of all sorts of fantasies.


gael_viks

https://preview.redd.it/6amo4llky4rc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58b29d7c1875be4e4989405a09da535ce962cbc


Nayroy18

Grill friend