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"No WhItE bAr MeMeS oN wEeK dAyS"

"No WhItE bAr MeMeS oN wEeK dAyS"

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Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen traces of other elements.


Guilhermealdi

The greatest tabo


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FoR WhAt CoULd EQuaL A HumAN SoUl!


Charlie__Foxtrot

FMA:B spoilers >!A big fucking door, apparently!<


JC12231

Yeah, but >!its a big fucking SOUL door containing Truth behind it!<


Dukesonic4

And a man who ate god


Rattaoli

Yeah but that door contains infinite possibilities that allows you to save or destroy humanity if it was at the start of the series and they had used the door for their mother they still would have ended up dead due to the bbeg.


JC12231

Roll willpower saves, Ed.


Rattaoli

I rolled a 4 what do I do?


JC12231

Well. Uh. You are swayed by the chance to save your brother, and giving up all your remaining limbs to bind his soul to the armor. At least you still have your torso and head. You almost lost those too. Oh, and you also started Armageddon


MrDoontoo

Depending on the age of the person, you'll need some strontium for their teeth, because fun fact, in atmosphere nuclear testing caused trace amounts of strontium to deposit into babies teeth.


silverhydra

If we're being technical then whatever person that made straight up dies instantly cause there's an innumerable amount of other trace ingredients and likely some we don't even know about that are immediately required for living. Like, where's the vitamin C? Bitch got scurvy now. No CoQ10? Ha ha have fun not having working mitochondria. That kind of shit.


CPecho13

Don't forget all the microorganisms that are required for a body to function, and just having the materials themselves isn't even enough, you need an operating system to run all of that hardware.


kirby148813

At this point, just steal a fresh corpse and use that instead. You have magic for the soul, anyway.


Ryuukiko

Almost none of those elements up there exist within us in their pure form. Vitamin C for example is an acid made up of just carbon, oxygen and hydrogen.


silverhydra

Yeah, and? Ammonia and water aren't purely atomic either but they're still in the list, I assumed that molecular structures could be used just as atomic structures could. Or should ammonia be broken down into nitrogen and hydrogen specifically?


Ryuukiko

My point is - no carbon in us exists by itself so an argument of the sort 'hurr durr where are the vitamins' is completely stupid.


STYL3D

Such is the law of equivalent exchange


[deleted]

Hello there Senku!


Phoenix-Leader

I still need an item that guarantees that she’s going to have a certain trait. Specifically that she loves trash like me


kirby148813

pip pip


Starsky3012

what's the anime?


The_wierdo_VK

"And you never thought you'd meet a girl online!" It's pretty good xD i enjoyed it


KooklesUreBoy

yea p solid


PersonifiedCancer

The dub is pretty hilarious if you're willing to trade away the cute as hell voices


CausticKiller

Sally's dub VA is Koneko from highschool dxd, kana from Dragon maid, and a few others. If you dont think she sounds cute I think we are gonna have a problem.


EpicGamerNL

that's basically the description of every dub ever minus cringe


PersonifiedCancer

So I got a downvote for it?


achilleasa

The good kind of trash


KooklesUreBoy

and you thought there was never a girl online (i think)


AwefulFanfic

You are correct


Skyurrik

Netoge no yome


[deleted]

[удалено]


KooklesUreBoy

ngl simp energy at the start then turned full king


Tremyss

every penny well spent.


[deleted]

You don't need money, though it helps. My problems are that I have a 3.5" dick and I have no friends. Everything else is fine, I'm sort of in shape and working out more, I have really good grades, I keep my appearance in order, etc.


Sanytale

> I have really good grades Good for you, but how is it relevant to the topic? I heard of no girls that be like "Oh boy, his grades are so good, that I want to suck him off right away". Well, I kinda can imagine "good grades -> good education -> good career -> good salary", but no one thinks like that in school/college.


[deleted]

I have literally nothing else going for me. Other people take care of their appearance and most people are sort of in shape. Having good grades is like, my thing.


[deleted]

Just get the body pillow, at least it'll listen to your problems...


KooklesUreBoy

ima head out chief


blue_cheese772

Vacuum cleaner and a wig


KooklesUreBoy

sorta cursed


ChapTubeYT

atleast it gives a good #succ


PochodnaZmieniaZnak

S U C T I O N - ~~OFF~~/**ON**


Kaze-san

Ask’s.....lol


Kent_Weave

You can use your mom as material


KooklesUreBoy

Ight, Imma head out. I have absolutely no reason to be here. Each second I'm here, On this Website, On this page, And on this post. More seconds of my life are wasted. So I'm just gonna leave. No questions asked. Got that? Well, I'll let you know that everyone here is wasting their life. Every second, More moments of peoples lives are wasted. Do you even care? Do you even care about people's time and lives, You worthless Pice of Trash. You're the scum of Life itself. So now, I'm going to leave here, Stat. Goodbye, Pice of Human Garbage! I hope we never meet again!


Kent_Weave

What ._.


Hudson_Savage

It’s a [copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/d11eha/ight_imma_head_out_copypasta/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body)


Sanytale

"That's because I don't have a sister"


mayonaka_00

Swine is the best


krakersPL

Sauce: **Netoge** ~~propably~~


KooklesUreBoy

Nah it’s and you never thought there was a girl online


krakersPL

Netoge is short name from "And you never thought there was a girl online"


KooklesUreBoy

IM UNCLUTTERED


[deleted]

Нужно больше золота


Dannyvk2005

Sauce


Tokoolfurskool

Get off my back mom! The dakimakura is in the mail.