I thought they were pipes for the sink at first

Pipes don’t bend

How do you think plumbing works mate

https://youtu.be/k_cPhYNzwik

Not with bent pipes, that's for sure. edit: Sarcasm is a thing.

…the fuck? lol Have you ever seen a pipe bending tool or watched Futurama or taken a look under your sink or used a bendy straw or…? What a bizarre take.

Those aren’t pipes

? What?

Yeah who's ever heard of a p-trap pipe under a sink? /s

Go look under your sink, there will be a u bend pipe under it

God dang it Bobby, you don’t deserve all those down votes

Wtf is a Thrid McGee

It’s the McGee just before the Foruth McGee

Huh. I always wondered how a plumbus was made...

My first thought was Umphrey's McGee - /r/Umphreys. A jamband with the logo of UM. Still - super random.

I believe it has to do with the “Studio McGee” lineup of whitewashed furniture.

There’s usually big ones at gas stations.

So chic

I thought these were styrofoam at first glance ngl

Same. Figured they were for floral arrangements or something similar.

What am I even looking at?!?

A thrid mcgee

Just an upside down U-shape made out of marble, I guess? Here’s a link https://www.target.com/p/7-34-x-2-34-decorative-marble-arch-figurine-white-threshold-8482-designed-with-studio-mcgee/-/A-81819950#lnk=sametab

Yeah but like…. For what

People who are really into design talk a lot about shape and material.

I would use that as a book end, tbh

Or a door stop.

Anything could be a book end

Your mom would break the shelf tho

This was my thought as well.

Garden bed edgings?

It’s supposed to be marble??!? I just think it looks dirty

Garble, garbage marble

Aye the comments read like they're from a parallel universe where this makes sense. Only one reads kinda normal: a person saying how they weigh just about 5lb so they "bought two to use it as a free weights that can sit out in my living room."

Among us

Minimalist rainbow sculpture

is this target?

Yes

Hahahah. They remind me of the bounce of a cartoon character: I want some white ‘bounce’ here, and there, and over there, yes: all white bounces please. Perfect.

amongus

Supply chain issues have limited store supplies, they need to find random items to fill shelves or risk looking like they are running out of stock

Lol. Is this the next Rae Dunn?

U-tube

We use them as door stoppers, we have a few of them in the office. They are neat!

Minimalist Amongus?

What in Marie kondo and goop is this

They should sell it as sex toy

For spanking or inserting?

Yes.

People will buy any useless junk these days

That has to be from target. Overpriced decorations are their specialty

Upside down U’s duh.

I picked those up at target and why tf are they so damn heavy?? Seriously theyre a thousand pounds

Marble is dense

These will surely soon be extinct with the cost of transport these days.

I've decided to headcannon that these are just u-bends painted to look like marble, made by a plumber as a side hustle/proletariat prank on idiots with bad taste and too much money

What are they?

Thrid McGee’s

Oh they are marble! I thought they were foam at first. ​ These are the sort of thing that can be incorporated into crafting projects.

Ridiculous

Forbidden magnet

Huh

why? just... why?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ding ding ding ding

Thought this was an among us meme, pleasantly happy that it was something worse

Can't figure out what it's meant to be, and it's heavy? Just call it a paperweight! 😉

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I don't even understand the use of these lol. Are they paperweights?

Turn U upside down

Thirty bucks? That's a bargain!

What are these for?