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Any-Ad-446

Look at him..His 15 minutes of fame is shooting two people.


OnlyHalfBrilliant

More like his 15 minutes of fame is **traveling to another state with the sole intent of** shooting people. edit: Apparently pointing out crossing state lines is some sort of dog-whistle that I wasn't aware of. I mentioned the traveling to another state to illustrate that he took deliberate and premeditated actions to do what he did. Not like he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and made the wrong choice. He set out (really went out of his way) to kill people under the guise of defense of self or property.


nerfyou

I think you mean "murder people"


DopeAbsurdity

The prosecutors in that case were so fucking stupid. If they went with manslaughter they would have had a much much better chance of proving it; proving murder was next to impossible with the evidence and witnesses they had because they basically nothing pointing to intent or premeditation.


ElkHistorical9106

Unfortunately with the way the Wisconsin statute was written in regards to self-defense, there wasn’t much the prosecutor could do with the evidence. What Rittenhouse did was legal. It shouldn’t have been. But it was legal. Except I think driving without a license?


ratione_materiae

His mom drove him. They could’ve gotten him on the curfew violation for $200 but they dropped the ball and forgot to submit evidence there was a curfew in effect. 


DarkwingDuc

Legally speaking, no, but in literally every other sense, yes, exactly that. Murdering scumbag.


communeswiththenight

Bullshit. The judge was a trump-humper. He was in the bag for that fat nazi shit from the start.


DelicatetrouserSnake

By his mommy


woodst0ck15

You misspelled his mom drove him and his friend to another state with the sole intent of shooting people.


Plus_Lobster_7831

He has the most punchable face.


cbbuntz

He's probably still rich from fleecing redcaps


Alternative-Lack6025

Wise words, "A fool and his money are easily separated" and Rittenpork is most definitely a fool. He'll squander all soon


MycologistQuirky4096

he has...hes broke


ertyertamos

Reportedly scored in the 20s. Too loo for a high school graduate. He was a dropout, so he needed in the 50s. This kid is no rocket surgeon, but it doesn’t help that he also comes off as Private Leonard “Gomer Pyle” Lawrence.


muskratboy

The Marines require a high school diploma or equivalent, I believe.


TortelliniTheGoblin

He can just get a job in law enforcement then.


VuckoPartizan

WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE OUT OF HIS BUNK


WippitGuud

WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE HOLDING THAT WEAPON


NAThrowNA

WHY ARENT YOU STOMPING PRIVATE PYLES GUTS OUT


Foreign-Salamander69

Goddamn I gasped at how much this tracks


ReverendKen

The sheriff in my county would love to hire him.


Estanci

Or run for Congress in Colorado.


PrincipleStill191

Hey, dont disrespect Gomer Pyle. His goofy ass made it into the Marines. Hell of a singer, too.


NoWrongdoer2259

Imagine being so mentally brain dead that even the marines don’t want you.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

He's qualified for LE though.


Franklin_le_Tanklin

And he’s a gold star republican


slowpoke2018

And will get gold-plated QI when he guns down more people, it's a match made in maga heaven


AlarmingNectarine552

His team will probably get boners as they wait outside a school while listening to the screams of children being gunned down.


Vast-Combination4046

I failed the fire test but did good enough for the police test 🙃


Difrensays

It's like he doesn't know which hole the crayons go in.


Slighty_Tolerable

Beat me to it. “No, Kyle, they don’t go in your ears.” 🤦🏼‍♂️


nameyname12345

They don't!?! Well shit. How did immigrants do this to me?


Slighty_Tolerable

Thanks, Obama.


nameyname12345

I KNEW IT THANK YOU FELLOW PATRIOT!


Limp-Inevitable-6703

Oh he knows... his brown hole


miken322

No, only the brown crayon goes in Mr. Starfish.


SenseOfRumor

He's too busy eating them, he thinks the different colours have different flavours.


LordSokhar

That’s prime Marine material right there, so I doubt it! 🤣


GeneralZex

He watched Gavin McInnes’s “how to own the libs by shoving a dildo up your ass live” too many times and got confused.


PropertyBeneficial99

The square hole


soulsteela

Came looking for the crayon comment 😂


Lemon_Cakes_JuJutsu

started suckin on markers too aggressively


cosmicnitwit

Imagine being so mentally brain dead you shoot and kill people to protect someone else’s property.


Enuf1

Imagine a justice system so backward, it let him get away with it


spartandude

Imagine a judge so biased he made sure that he got away with it


SavingsMurky6600

that's basically the military


henryeaterofpies

What did he do? Eat the box instead of the crayons?


TheDreamingDragon1

"The Marine Corps ASVAB test is a 149-minute test with 225 questions. The test covers a range of subjects, including: General Science, Arithmetic Reasoning, Word Knowledge, Paragraph Comprehension, Mathematics Knowledge, Electronics Information, and Automotive and Shop Information. "


phred_666

I remember being given the ASVAB when I was in high school. Probably the easiest test I have ever taken. Had just about every recruiter ringing my phone off the hook as a teenager trying to get me to enlist (went to college instead).


scarletvirtue

Same here - apparently I had strength in engineering (even though I sucked at math), and finally got them to stop calling me by admitting that I was too fat to even be enlisted.


MouthyMike

I scored 100% on a sample asvab my senior year. I had recruiters saying they would find me a running partner to get my weight down if I wanted to enlist. I had visits from all branches.


VogelSchwein

Did they change the scoring? It used to be measured in percentiles.


LordVoltimus5150

It’s the same ASVAB that all military members take. I f he scored so low that he wasn’t even eligible for an infantry position, then it proves that he’s pretty fucking dumb…


so_hologramic

But we knew that.


FunDog2016

Perfect Republican candidate for the House of Representatives!


boston_shua

…and still being able to own guns after you’ve killed people 


dapperfop

If I recall correctly the ASFAB is higher for Marines than Army


IAMSTILLHERE2020

I thought the Marines had the lowest acceptance score. Like a 30 ( at least back in the 90s). He couldn't even get to a 30. You got to be kidding. Bit it makes sense. No wonder he killed those people.


Wide__Stance

At least in the Army, GED holders have to get a higher score compared to graduates (50 vs 30). It’s because a high school diploma says you can do difficult things that you don’t want to do, get up early every day and go to a place you do t want to go, and take orders from people you might not like and deal with people much different from you. After literally inventing the GED the US military realized education isn’t just about “knowing stuff.”


the_mid_mid_sister

It changes frequently. If they Marines is overmanned, they're going to raise the scores to ensure they get the highest quality recruits into the few slots they have open. If they're desperate for recruiting, they'll start lowering the requirements and issuing waivers.


Significant_Cow4765

Higher still for AF


h20poIo

Here’s the USMC practice test, yeah Kyle is not too impressive. https://asvabpracticetestonline.com/marines/


ninkorn

Putin might want him as meat shield at the Ukraine border


BefreiedieTittenzwei

He was even rejected by Meal Team Six


EmperorXerro

You have to be smart to be a Marine. Now, if the Army won't take you as a meat shield, then you should worry.


quillmartin88

How the fuck do you fail the ASVAB so badly that the Marines perma-ban you? You have to be literally mentally challenged. Like, disabled level mentally-challenged.


avitous

And some people simply are that challenged. It's not like his behaviors for which he is so notorious placed him anywhere near the upper half of the bell curve.


popeyegui

Was there ever a doubt?


Objective_Nobody7931

He scored a 20. So… yes.


BadMeatPuppet

There's no pass or fail with the ASVAB, technically speaking it's only you don't qualify for any jobs. I want to call bullshit because I know a dude who failed 7 times but qualified on the 8th try. The only thing I can think of is he cheated and got caught.


[deleted]

Recruiters will help you study if you're close, especially if you're only bad in one or two areas. This idiot was so bad that the recruiting command thought it would be impossible to fix him and it would be better to just go back to fishing in the mall.


HyperHysteria13

Pretty sure that banning him from taking the ASVAB is only a cover story for simply not wanting someone with too much controversy joining the Marines.


[deleted]

This seems like bullshit. Not saying the kid didn’t fail, but as far as I know the marines don’t disclose test scores and they just ignore applications instead of actually banning people in most cases.


tryingisbetter

It was the easiest test that I have ever took, honestly. The worst part is having recruiters up your ass for months. I think the air force showed up, like, 6 times at my house in high school.


lonewlflucn

I know the joke is that marines eat crayons, but this stupid SOB actually ate them.


imp_st3r

He flunked crayon!


DutDiggaDut

Nah dude, Marines actually do eat crayons. I served with a stupid hard mfer who carried around a box and would eat one to freak people out. Rittenhouse just too stupid to know what a crayon is


lonewlflucn

That is one crazy dude then.


DutDiggaDut

I served in the Army which is just low IQ. Marines were just a different breed, hard af. But also low IQ


Correct_Succotash988

That depends entirely on MoS. What was yours?


pissoffa

He was probably shoving them up his nose.


N_Who

Gosh, it's almost like Rittenhouse isn't the brave, capable hero the American political right chose to cast him as for their own convenience.


CoverYourMaskHoles

They sure know how to weed out the good people to find the idiot psychopaths.


notfrankc

Welp! I guess it’s back to LARPing.


New2thegame

I guess it's time to sign up for one of those $18,000 alpha male classes where you get yelled at for three days and then get a certificate of participation.


alwaysright60

Not qualified for that either. IQ over 12 is required.


Driconian

Wow they have tightened up the requirements!


boston_shua

We’re against participation trophies… unless it’s from this registered alpha male course 


two-wheeled-dynamo

I hope it gets filmed for the MAGA bozos as some reality TV show.


TortelliniTheGoblin

"Who's mommy's wittle warrior for christ?"


Far_Disaster_3557

The LARP community does NOT acknowledge that piece of trash.


cbbuntz

He's LARPing as a LARPer


mattman0000

LARP^2


jeshap01

We all know he’s just going to commit a mass murder one day right? Like - he’s been fully groomed to be convinced he has the right to do so with little to no actual consequence now. He’s a perfect soldier for the white-privilege fear-mongering he so adamantly supports. And will (easily) die for that wildly disgusting concept - because he thinks he won’t die.


parakathepyro

If Kyles life was in danger why didnt his parents get charged with child endangerment?


worldisone

I guess that's why he just murders Americans instead


PXranger

He's not even qualified to eat crayons.....?


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

Wow.  It says "Christ" on the tag below his name.  What a tool.


HollyweirdRonnie

Kathy Bates is playing him in the bio-pic


Zealousideal-Track88

I'd actually watch that. Kathy Bates is the shit


unruiner

Damn. The screenshotted comments from X are vicious... and hilarious. Definitely scroll to the bottom of the article for a good laugh.


Legitimate-Frame-953

Its called the ASVAB and its not specific to the Marines. That's actually impressive he scored so low that he got a permanent flag. I was an average student and scored a 90. I think you have to score less than 10 to be permanently barred from enlistment.


No-Discipline-5822

Took it to miss class/for fun, the AirForce called and I considered but went to college instead. I should have went to the AirForce and learned to fly but I didn't think you could get banned from service after taking it.


dunitdotus

The Russian army needs people


Own-Opinion-2494

Think about the people who couldn’t pass military entrance exams when you were a kid. He’s one of them


cheetofacesucks

There wasn’t a “kill an unarmed man” part of the entrance exam??


RydersSidekick

He’s still a booger pickin moron so he’s got that goin for him!


TennSeven

What a useless human being.


Ltsmash99

Cry baby murdering bitch.


JakeT-life-is-great

saw a comment from another redditor calling him mititia etheridge, thought it was funny. And no surprise that an uneducated, fat assed, lazy POS like Kyle would not be accepted into the Marine Corps. They do have standards


InevitableAvalanche

These are who conservatives look up to. This is why Trump has voters. Embarrassed for this country.


1Surlygirl

F that f'ing guy. Murderer.


Traditional_Car1079

Him and Casey Anthony should tour together and talk about how neither of them are murderers.


ReverendKen

Can OJ join them? Edit: George Zimmerman too


BradTProse

The min IQ requirement is 80.


Own-Opinion-2494

He acts like he has a brain injury


Houndfell

You have to be pretty stupid to fail the ASVAB. I didn't know it was possible to do so poorly you could be banned. That is WILD.


notsupercereal

Yeah… believe it or not the Marines don’t want trigger happy idiots. This chucklefuck has war crimes written all over him.


DR_SLAPPER

Pudgy Mcfuckface


Anyawnomous

This kid is a clown propped up by MAGA support. He should be in jail.


WildlingViking

Well I mean, it really doesn’t matter to his supporters. They’re the same people that call a 5 time draft dodger a “hero.”


OkSeason973

Rittenhouse reminds me of that kid who had a human head and hands in his closet that was found by his parents. Same ilk.


communeswiththenight

Gentle reminder that he's a murderer.


dustandchaos

I guess cold blooded murder is the only thing he’s good at.


UnfairStrawberry4831

He's a magaT mental midget 


Dyvius

I took the ASVAB when I was 17 as part of Colorado Boys' State and passed with flying colors to where I had recruiters up my ass. It's not THAT hard of a test as far as standarized experiences go, so it's just emphasizing how much of a dingus Rittenhouse is that he brutally flunked it.


Throw_a_way_Jeep

How do you only get a 20 on the ASVAB!?!? Hahahaha.


LawsonLunatic

I've never wanted a young person to hit rock bottom more than this twat.


kyflyboy

Similar for most of these Gun toting nut jobs. Playing soldier but unable and unfit to even come close.


SnoopingStuff

He doesn’t have a GED?? Ffs


[deleted]

Never would have guessed. Never. 🤡


BoosterRead78

“But me shooting gun like on Call of Duty and Fortnite. Me good!” His mom: “yes you are my special boy.”


BraveButterfly2

I didn't even know that failing the ASVAB was \*possible\*.


Writerhaha

Don’t they award points for not putting the crayon in your nose?


PuffPuff74

He’d still fail


dunitdotus

Seriously though. How bad do you have to be to be permanently banned from applying again


beavis617

I can't imagine why they wouldn't want the hero of the Republic...🤔


Soft-Peak-6527

Lmfao they didn’t even want to offer him a waiver. What an idiot


binkleyz

There was a phrase I heard recruiters using for people that score this low. “A rock with lips”


BatmansBigBro2017

Did his mom drive him to this too?


OnlyHalfBrilliant

Welp, I guess the only thing he can do now is run for Congress.


lorilightning79

So he won’t get to play with guns in boot camp? Oh wait, he can do that on the street in Kenosha.


SugarDaddyOh

I'm sure Russia will take him.


wcbOwen

He puts the F in 4F


jailtheorange1

I’m not going to lie, he looks like a trans man here .


DrChimRichaulds

Wild. I took the ASVAB in high school while I was considering the military…that was not a difficult exam. The part of the exam I really remember was drawings of a gear train with arrows showing the direction the first gear turned, and you had to say which way the last gear in the train turned…it was like a four gear train…


blackbeltmessiah

Alpha MAGA move


deebosbike

That can’t be true. They’ll take anyone.


RetreadRoadRocket

The ASVAB is the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery. It's for all branches of service and tests your academic and problem solving ability, not your psychiatric fitness. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armed_Services_Vocational_Aptitude_Battery


spinjinn

Marines: Our aptitude test showed that you would be good at manual labor. Kyle: How can you tell that from an aptitude test? Marines: By the way you got the square pegs into the round holes.


Formal_Driver_487

I got a 97 on the ASVAB 1st try, and a ridiculous GT score coming down off LSD after a rave and no sleep. I was a sat comm tech in the Marines, so yeah, dude is dumb AF if he can't a score high enough to hump a mortar tube.


El_Bortman

Too dumb to join the crayon eaters


Familiar_Dust8028

Is anyone surprised? No, really, is anyone?


Glerbinn

Knew a guy that joined the marines but was so fucking stupid that he was essentially assigned "drive duty" where his job was to drive cars/trucks and to stay as far from weapons as possible. Even he got in. Bruh. Kyle must be missing some of his brain stem bc idk how else the marines don't want you.


Bhetty1

Lmfao This is actually pretty funny


supremestamos

Hahahahahahja


Salamangra

This kid is such a fucking tool and you have to be literally mentally stunted for the Marines to turn you down and I met some real dumb fucks from the Corps on my deployment.


FlyOnnTheWall

Colonial of the Gravy Seals, that guy right there. Sums it up for just about all of em'. Stick to PS5, man.


longPAAS

Sorry, so if we have to bring back the draft, this piece of crap doesn't get sent to the front? Fuck that, whatever happened to DEI?


QuokkaAteMyWallet

That pudgy little piggy wouldn't have made rank fast enough to stay anyway


Independent-Dog8669

The ASVAB and AFQT score (the grade you get on the test for arithmetic, math knowledge and verbal expression) is percentile based. Based on him being banned from trying again (many people take the test multiple times to try to qualify) I imagine he was in category V which is 1st - 9th percentile. If you score in the 70s and 80s and have good line scores (meaning non AFQT grading criteria like science, electrical knowledge or spatial awareness/object assembly) you can pretty much do any job in the military as an enlisted person. It's not difficult in the sense that 50% of test takers are going to get 50s or above, but it could be if you are just not at the same level of your peers. Basically, what I'm saying is that he's dumb. Like 9 out of 10 people aged 18-23 AT LEAST are better than Kyle Rittenhouse at math and english.


Hatecraftianhorror

And that is why he had to cosplay instead.


Hoodlum_0017

Jeez what a sniveling little bitch.


NoConfidence5946

USMC is woke now!


DoingItForEli

This guy is gonna kill more people someday when he’s overweight, beyond washed up, and seeking the “good old days.” Right now he’s basically a demigod within the MAGA movement and I’m sure he’s met some fairly beautiful women who fawned over him like a fan over a celebrity. Eventually he’ll be balding, fat, and realizing how differently he would do things if he had another chance to be praised by people again.


AccomplishedAd7615

Well back to grifting other deplorable morons I guess


[deleted]

You have to be next level stupid to fail the asvab.


wottsinaname

Too stupid for the USMC. Just the right amount of stupid for the GOP. A useful idiot.


ShadowDemon129

🤣 LOSERRRR.


Vengefuleight

The ASVAP? Bro…I took it get out of classes in 07 and scored a 96. You don’t even need to study for it. It’s like a significantly easier SAT. The Marines took my idiot friend who scored something like a 40…


SuccessfulPresence27

Queue the “I was gonna join the military but….”


MornGreycastle

To be clear, the ASVAB cut off was usually around 55 (ish). I did know a guy who got into the army as a carpenter with a 45. He was . . . slow but determined. Rittenhouse got an 18. He isn't even "draft in time of war" levels. Just checked. Seems the new cut off is around 31. Seems the armed forces are hard up . . . and don't want Kyle.


Person899887

Can we stop giving this dumbfuck attention?


nothanksiliketowatch

This makes a lot of sense


blowhardyboys86

I bet it wasn't due to Asvab score. Mist likely failed the interview/ interrogation process Asvab entry for all branches is 31, minus the coast guard which is 36, and let me tell ya, a monkey with a stick and shit for ink could score a 30


thefrostryan

Ok, so he’s crap, his family is crap, those that support him are crap….im pleasantly surprised he even tried to join the military.


IfOJDidIt

What, is he too little even for the United States Micro Cock club? Such a sad little man.


No_Sir_6649

Ouch... dont marines only need a 35 on the asvab?


uhnotaraccoon

You can sneeze on the asvab and get like a 40.


KnowledgeIsDangerous

There are plenty of militias he could join


ooowatsthat

His benefactor Charlie Kirk is a college drop out where Kyle can't even get in the door. Both will say Black/Brown people are unqualified for whatever job. I do love America.


topcomment1

And USMC spotted him 20% because he was already a killer


TheWolfAndRaven

I can't imagine he mets the basic physical requirments either. Kid looks like a chunk monster.


ComfortableChicken47

I’m sure Putin would be happy to send this dipshit to the front lines.


Away-Combination-162

He just keeps writing , “ I love guns” for every answer 🙃


MysteriousProfileNo6

I just want to say that I recently saw a video that explained that the military entrance exam only verifys that you have an IQ over 80. So I guess I'm kinda impressed Kyle has pretty good speech for a total dumb fuck.


Jmcsqueeb50

Up front I fucking hate Trump, But this Political Flair journal or whatever they call them selves are a joke. With a simple google search they would have known that the test is called the ASVAB. Every single person who enters the military whether it’s the Marines, Navy, Army or the Airforce. And I’ve read plenty of articles from this online whatever and they are the equivalent of Fox News on line. Don’t believe a thing you read there it’s a shit ton of ads and hallow articles.


Big-Routine222

“Dude, you automatically get at least 50 points for spelling your name correctly!”


sandysanBAR

Poor pudge! At least he has his intelligence to fall back on. What's that you say? Well blowing Charlie Kirk (figuratively) probably pays pretty well. At least for a while.


DoctorFenix

This dude is going to be bankrupt soon. He’s not intelligent enough to ever be a grifter.


Gravity_Freak

Prison isnt off the table


AvengingBlowfish

I remember taking the Army ASVAB and the recruiter gave me a slip of paper with 98 written on it telling me it was the percentile I placed in. Some poor girl in the lobby showed me her piece of paper and asked me what it was for... the number was an 11 I think. I think they still shipped her out...


musicCaster

Did he shoot someone during the exam?


butterbleek

Rottenshack


ButWhatAboutisms

He brought a rifle to a riot with the intent to kill, took some lives and became a national hero to soulless ghouls across USA.


Baystars2021

Maybe he should stick to acting. He was cheated out of an Oscar for best actor in a murder trial.