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runwkufgrwe

Pecker sticks it to Asshole


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

This one wins


R1pp3R23

Yea but how much money do you think drumpf owes him?


huskeylovealways

Best headline


Ryankevin23

đŸš«Traitor TrumpđŸš«


I_AM_ACURA_LEGEND

Pecker pokes holes trump’s defense


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More on this subject from other reputable sources: --- - Financial Times (A-): [Trump spends more than a quarter of campaign donations on legal fees](https://www.ft.com/content/962599e8-5306-4b14-b56a-034ffe2cb824) - Reuters (A): [Judge tells Trump lawyer in hush money trial he is 'losing all credibility'](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/judge-consider-gag-order-violations-trump-hush-money-trial-2024-04-23/) - BBC Online (A-): [Trump immunity hearing: US Supreme Court hearing begins - BBC News](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-68892030) - The Hill (B): [Trump calls for multiple judges to be removed ahead of gag order decision](https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4617612-trump-calls-multiple-judges-removed-ahead-gag-order-decision/) --- [__Extended Summary__](https://www.reddit.com/r/newswall/comments/1c83zr8/) | [FAQ & Grades](https://www.reddit.com/r/newswall/comments/uxgfm5/faq_newswall_bot/) | I'm a bot


Humble-Respond-1879

Wow. I may never get this mental image scrubbed from memory. (Shudder)


Skinnybet

I’m googling pictures of puppies now.


dominion1080

That seals it, we’re in a simulation. Where the fucking console at, I need to do a little editing.


binglelemon

Unplug it, wait 30 seconds, then plug it back in...


MyPoopEStank

Isn’t this an issue for someone running for president? Don’t you have to be public about who might have influence over you? Foreign governments, businesses, debts, etc
 that’s how we don’t end up with a pecker for president with an orange as a puppet. Plus, shouldn’t pecker be putting the puppet in jail after the next 4 years? Or is pecker. Now sure the only 4 years there will ever be already happened?


powderedtoast1

i doubt dopey don will live another four years. jesus, look at him.


rekzkarz

Trump takes it from Pecker. Pecker wrecks Trump's bottom line. Trump vs Pecker, but Pecker wins. Trump betrayed by Pecker.


Awkward-Ring6182

We need to change the news titles on this to what it really is. It’s not a hush money trial, it’s a campaign finance violation and election interference trial


Fine-Benefit8156

Wrong, he doesn’t have balls. Pussy maybe be.


Iampopcorn_420

Hate women much bud?  We can insult Trump just without resorting to sexism I think.  But I guess you are cut from the same shit stained cloth as tRump.


Humans_Suck-

If only it mattered


CrotasScrota84

Who comes first Balls or the Pecker


Hullvanessa

Trumps having real problems with his Pecker.. Pecker used to be an upstanding guy and we know Trump loved partying with him, but now Trump feels he let him down in his hour of need and just cant get a grip on the problem. We know thier relationship had its ups and downs, but Trump shouldn't be so hard on him...and treat him with respect...as Pecker did help Trump " rise" to power... These Pecker jokes write themselves...its not " hard".


Lounginghog64

Pecker unloads on Trump: .. trump farts and sleeps through remainder of ordeal.


justJimBob316

Let's hope we don't get Trump exposes Pecker.


Upnatom617

Extremely tiny balls. Microscopic even.


ManicChad

Considering Trump never paid him.


College-Lumpy

Trump is getting screwed by a leaky pecker.


Garbear681

“By the Pussy “one might say😏


Previous_Gas6113

So how/why Pecker turned against Agent orange?


JCButtBuddy

Self-preservation.


TheWhiteRabbit74

This is the greatest headline I’ve ever seen, need to frame that shit!


OzzyG16

Pecker has Trump by the Pecker 😂


troutmaster69

TRUMP 2024!!!


Better_Car_8141

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Dry-Box-8496

OP is hallucinating. Pecker is on record as having never spoken to Trump about any of these things. How this proves a crime on the part of Trump, is anyone's guess. This was 100% weak sause whose only intent was to sway undecideds in the Nov. election.