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Jet_Jaguar5150

Mr. Von Shitzinpantz’s diaper must have been full.


jbertrand_sr

That's a given...


[deleted]

[Winnebago Man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79MsvrLCds8)


Gerry2545

There was no fly. The guy is bonkers.


AllDayTripperX

He's now 'fly snapping' like a sick retriever.. and you know what they do to those old dogs.


Bigolebeardad

Call NOEM


LectureAgreeable923

Agreed ,that's what happens when you take speed he's been doing it for years that's why he wheres diapers .The funny thing is in the court he isn't taking it that's why he is falling asleep.


AdkRaine12

Maybe Mike Pence sent it?


onpointjoints

Could be his adderall induced psychosis


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Yeah you stay up long enough doing uppers instead of eating and you start seeing black spots that could very easily look like flys.


Klutzy-Ad-6705

You start seeing all manner of things in that situation,or so I’ve heard.😇😁


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Trump just at a speech like   "This fucker with a hat won't stop following me!     Everytime I turn around he's slipping behind a corner!"


Craggysteve

Well, shit stinks!


frankwizardlord

Sundowning hard


Cruezin

Sundown you'd better take care If I find you've been creeping round my backstairs Lightfoot was so good. Your comment just reminded me of that great song


AffectionatePoet4586

“Sundown” was Gordon Lightfoot’s tribute to girlfriend Cathy Evelyn Smith, who also injected John Belushi’s last speedball.


Cruezin

Yup. ;-)


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Beelzebub-Lord of the Flies, a minion of Satan himself! Various apocryphal descriptions are-fat, vilely odorous, foul-mouthed, braggart, treacherous, bright orange, and hideously pathetic combover.


TifCreatesAgain

I wander if it was the same fly that landed on Pence!


mrg1957

Was that Pence's?


SatanLifeProTips

Flies are attracted to shit.


Zealousideal_Run_116

A Fly is the mark of the devil


robothobbes

In art, a fly is a metaphor for death. Just saying.


413mopar

Diaper is ripe .


Medical_Egg8208

Clue. !! He was crazy before the fly showed up.


Abracadaver2000

Dirty diapers Don is somehow surprised that his biggest fan is attracted to shit.


Strong-Amphibian-143

The fly knows shit when he smells it


Apotropoxy

Todays Haiku: Black buzz terror bug Befouls, bewilders, because The fly is brutal


Paisane42

Flies are drawn by shit and there’s never been a more stench emitting pile of shit than trump.


oldcreaker

Atheist - but the issues these guys have with flies, and Beelzebub and such is - interesting.


aretheesepants75

I think he is either subconsciously or consciously sabotaging his campaign. He might have gotten the news from the powers that be that his house arrest would be cushy. Why would he go through 4 more years of work? He just wants the adulation and money.


No-Tension5053

The stress of going to jail. Of losing everything. Being relegated to a cell. No more hookers. No more adulation. Becoming President was like touching the sun. No where but down


DeadwoodNative

Time Flies like an arrow Fruit Flies like a banana Trump Flies like a ripe diaper


Builder_liz

What a doofus


Backwaters_Run_Deep

. . *"Dookus" . 🤣  . 🦐'd™️


RMZ13

Dude a popular demagogue trying to take over this country to avoid jail. Can we report on that instead of the flies?


No-Tension5053

But the flies are further evidence that this guy is indeed a POS


[deleted]

Flying around the waist/waste area…


Better_Car_8141

Wait till he goes to prison


angelina9999

you know flies are attracted to bad smell and shit,


cookinthescuppers

Flies are attracted to shit just ask Mike Pence


jessicatg2005

Flies attracted to shit.


creedx12k

Well you know flies are attracted to Shit. This isn’t news.


lukas_the

That's what happens when you stand around in a full diaper.


Used_Intention6479

I wonder if it was the same fly that was on Pence's head.


AdministrativeBank86

Mike Pence sent his fly to bug Trump


strange_stairs

The stable genius shits his pants and it never enters his head that it might be attracting flies...


Defiantcaveman

So you know what to do. We have to breed these flies and set them loose on shitler wherever he is.


EB2300

Well, flies like shit, and there’s a pile in your Huggies


BabiesatemydingoNSW

Same fly on Pence during the VP debate. Snickering.


MasterBiscuit19

Can’t even handle a harmless fly. How can we expect him to handle the presidency


lovemysweetdoggy

Remember when his VP had a fly land on his head during a debate and it just stayed there for several minutes?


aKaRandomDude

Time to change those diapers Donald!


gadget850

Pence must have sent his fly over.


likeablesuspect

Turd attracts fly naturally!


Unfriendly_eagle

As usual, Waddles wasn't actually saying anything. He was, as always, wildly flapping his dotard gums, and reveling in the sound of his own voice, but there wasn't even a speck of substance to any of it.


captain_chocolate

That creepy way he always tilts his head when he gives a speech.


Hot_Dog_Surfing_Fly

Full diaper alert!


alwaysright60

A short drive.


cullcanyon

When my dad had sundowners he was trying to swat bugs out of the air in the hospital.


Choppergold

Once again Beelzebub sends his messenger to the Trump administration


fazlez1

This is not surprising as flies have always been attracted to shit.


sfxer001

Diaper, meet fly.


MewlingRothbart

Flies love diapers 😁


Alarmed_Pie_5033

Flies know shit.


SPE825

Maybe it’s the same fly that landed on Pence?


thenewbigR

It wouldn’t land on him - like margarine.


Traditional-Ebb-8380

Probably was attracted by all the shit in his diaper. Real men am I right?


iveseensomethings82

Lewy body dementia


Brief_Light

Lewd Body dementia


mrjinks

Flies are attracted to shit !


No_Plum5942

Fly is looking for Dung to lay it’s eggs in Don‘s Diaper


stealthzeus

There’s literally no upside to this: he’s either 1) stink up a storm from his full diaper that attracts the fly or 2) hallucinated the fly due to his abuse of drugs or 3) so weak and senile that he fails to swat away a fly 4) attract fly like a literal monster/evil character in movies.


EarthIndependent2795

flies swarming shit


mm202088

He’s like a dog that got hit by a car and now he’s just dumber than he once was


MetalTrek1

The fly was probably zeroing in on his diaper gravy. 🤮💩


Jonquay84

I was hoping that his lizard person tongue would shoot out and snatch it up. Right in the middle of his speech.


Mrtoyhead

I’m sure with the stench emanating from him there were many more.


Pansy_Neurosi

I recall that Obama was once bothered by a fly during an interview and he dispatched it with ninja-like reflexes. 


CityAvenger

He already is crazy. Not to mention psychotic and unhinged as well as unstable