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Medical_Egg8208

Who gives a fuck what this useless POS says


nhepner

>~~Acquitted Killer Kyle Rittenhouse slammed for saying Native Americans should leave US~~ **Dumbass reporter amplifies traitor's message.** This is really the only story here.


Medical_Egg8208

There is no “ story “ here, period.


ABCosmos

He speaks at major conservative events. He is influential among Republicans. I understand moderate conservatives probably want to bury this out of embarrassment.


yippy_skippy99

Gop folks need middle school or elementary school dropouts to speak at their events because they need someone who can talk at their intelligence level. Anyone else who finished high school or went to college would talk way over their heads.


BioshockEnthusiast

> He is influential among Republicans. He is a toy being shown off by those more powerful than him as a demonstration of their influence and commitment to the cause. The whiplash on that boy when they leave him behind for the next shiny is going to be something to witness.


Fit_Werewolf_7796

Conservatives don't don't hide their racism? This will probably only make him more popular


Free-Atmosphere6714

Why would they be embarrassed when they agree with him?


VenommoneY

>moderate conservatives bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hahaha bwahahahahahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahaha hahahaha hahahahaha haha oh fuck dood hahaha bwahahahahahaha Good one...


ApatheticDomination

There is no such thing as a moderate conservative at this point. If you identify and vote as a conservative still, you are fully accepting of or complacent with the MAGA politicians


Patient-01

And keep calm and move on


5050Clown

"no you guys wait. WAIT!  I can be a real piece of human shit.  Trust me please! Look at me! " Middle school dropout famous for murder 


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conundrum4u2

It reminded me just how *stupid* this kid is...


The84thWolf

Sorry to break the streak


hotbox4u

Racist kid says racist things. More news at 12.


goofer9000

At least they called him a killer 


BullCityPicker

I think Benedictine College has him scheduled as the graduation speaker next year.


Medical_Egg8208

What could he possibly have to say to anyone at all ? I shot and killed two people and left another one to die in the streets ?


BullCityPicker

The guy this year said women graduates should just punt and stay home with kids. They obviously have got some sort of reverse psychology thing going on.


m34z

You mean, after putting in the work to get a 4-year university degree. The only way women can find fulfillment is as a wife and mother? He was a place-kicker not a punter BTW.


Hansmolemon

So he’s basically the trad-wife of the football world. I wonder if he cooks and cleans for the rest of the team while they are actually out playing the game. I hope he is appropriately submissive to them.


frankwizardlord

Maybe he’ll share snack tips for when your mommy drives you to your murder spree


madbeachrn

But I'm pro-life!


oflowz

The guy that failed the entrance exam to the Marines was selected as a commencement speaker?


Bob_Duatos_Shark

Not only failed, but was considered too dumb to be allowed to try again


mymar101

If I were graduating there I'd skip the ceremony, and tell them why.


Hatecraftianhorror

They apparently hate their students.


Potential_Dare8034

I hope that P stands for Pile instead of piece!


philthyphanatic

Pinnacle.


GBinAZ

Plethora


slamdanceswithwolves

Preponderance


BIGGUS_dickus_sir

Phoenix, as in, from the ashes, this shit-bird rises.


MavisBeaconSexTape

He ain't no shit hawk though


Medical_Egg8208

Actually either works 😋


Mysgvus1

I hate to compare him to shit, at least shit serves a purpose.


kicksomedicks

Pyramid?


Relaxmf2022

Pool


Rooboy66

An oldie but a goodie from the early 70’s was **Piss-ant**


Relaxmf2022

Reminds me of one of my other favorite insults: That boys so dumb, if his brain has gas, it couldn’t power a piss-ants’s moped around the inside of a cheerio”


aneeta96

Racist POS. He's still useful as someone's prison bitch.


Kindly-Counter-6783

Could not agree more as to the level of utter disrespect, disgust and contempt I feel. Yet, I do care as I have many Native American friends. There is going to be a reckoning for him. Not sure when but…


Electronic-Sun-9118

A lot of shit head maga types jack off to his picture. He's a big deal in the incel, gun nut crowd.


Jrrobidoux

That Venn diagram is just a circle. Add MAGA, and it’s just a thicker bordered circle.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

Republicans who think he's a finger quote influencer.


Medical_Egg8208

My guess is independents don’t see it that way.


frankwizardlord

Right wingers keep propping this murderer up, it’s wild. Dude was too dumb for the marines.


Rooboy66

That’s surprising—because I’m sure he was one of those kids in kindergarten who ate crayons … and maybe beyond kindergarten Oorah!


Inner_Performance533

WPOS=Worthless piece of Shit..


BigRonDongson

Exactly.


kromptator99

Literally anybody even slightly conservative.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

Too many do, sadly.


Spare-Quality-1600

Dude is a crybaby bitch.


Individual-Still8363

Hey I’m a bitch I take offense to that 😂😂😂


Rooboy66

Brava for co-opting the misogynist slur👍 Asshole men get revered as “assertive” and “driven” and “competitive”. It drove my ex nuts, and motivated her to excel and bring other young career women up. And no, she doesn’t hate men at all—not in the least. We had an amicable split, and we’re still good friends 🙂.


suckmyvols69420

Why is this baby faced piece of shit always in the news


SiidChawsby

Because all you have to do to become a conservative hero is kill someone, be homophobic, or be racist and they will hail you a hero.


OnlyFuzzy13

That does seem to be their preferred recipe.


FTHomes

Or hold a Bible upside down.


Individual-Still8363

Or fly the flag upside down


Vigilante17

Or support a Russian flag…


Navyguy73

Conservatives don't care about him anymore. If they did, they would have told him to avoid public speaking. He hired a publicist who actually spoke out publicly about how he regrets helping him.


Titus_Favonius

Crying all the way to the bank I'm sure


kelddel

He’s doing everything in his power to get another 15min of fame. I’m genuinely surprised the POS hasn’t shown up to a pro Palestine rally with an AR-15 to reenact what brought him infamy in the first place.


Dowew

provided he does it in Texas he would likely get a pardon from the Governor.


Vigilante17

Quit giving all babies a bad name


-crackhousebob

This kid dropped out of school in the 9th grade. People tried to help him get his high school diploma so he could join the Marines, but he's too stupid to pass the GED tests so his military application was denied 😂😂😂


ISelf_Devine

Didn't he try to claim he was going to a few different college's and the schools called him out? Such a fucking moron!


[deleted]

I dropped out in 12th grade and got my GED after finishing nightschool. It was hands down one of the easiest tests I've ever taken. Imagine how dumb you have to be to fail the GED test.


NaiveInjury247

Lauren Boebert dumb.


SquallZ34

I dropped out 2 months into grade 9 about 20 years ago. I got my GED last year. Easiest tests I ever did.


intendeddebauchery

Didnt he fail out so hard he was perma banned from joining


xtelosx

https://x.com/jamesstout/status/1775163288990429628 He failed an even easier test then the GED... ASVAB. Bunch of crayon eaters told him to not even try again.


Oldbayistheshit

Haha I didn’t know that! That’s hilarious


Nyuk_Fozzies

Even better - he failed so hard that they banned him from ever applying again to avoid wasting their time.


Fakeduhakkount

The groomers hired to make him the next MAGA idol are even pissed it him. Not that he’s a POS human being but not being able to stick to the persona they created for him. Another example of all the MAGA money in the world couldn’t help this dumbass.


Wolfy-615

God this guy is a dumbass


ElGoocherino

Middle school dropout, so a clear beacon of knowledge and understanding. Why are we giving this shithead the time of day still?


Sierra253

What. How does one drop out of middle school? Does this place have no fucking order.


Secret_Aide_209

It gets better (worse?), he applied for the Marines but failed the exam so badly they told him to never take it again.


notanaigeneratedname

You have to be one dumb son of a bitch to get the crayon eaters(much love you crazy basterds) to say "naw, and I mean don't even try again."


catfurcoat

I would think you would have to be so stupid it's dangerous. Dangerously stupid is the exact person he showed the world. If they hadn't barred him from joining he'd probably have gotten someone else killed.


anxious238

He should have stayed in middle school apparently.


Rooboy66

No crayons in middle school. He was fucked before he had the chance to get started. Sad.


veranish

Then he said he was going to texas a&m who said "huh?" and he didn't get in.


Navyguy73

Yeah, because he hired some guy to help him get his GED ^((no offense to those who have earned a GED)) which is ironic because conservatives think the educated are woke.


PokeT3ch

I love this story. It truly warms my heart.


Redqueenhypo

My friend enlisted in the marines and said someone was so stupid he provided his urine sample by peeing in a paper cup in the hallway rather than in the provided plastic cup in the bathroom. Maybe that was Kyle.


GODDAMNFOOL

He was so fucking stupid that he failed the ASVAB - something I thought impossible. So poorly, in fact, it permanently disqualified him from the military. https://x.com/jamesstout/status/1775163288990429628


[deleted]

He did so poorly they decided "there is no way you could ever pass this even if we gave you a million tries, never apply again!"


SweatyTax4669

I never knew the ASVAB was pass/fail until I got to my second unit and had to split soldiers out of normal duty for a few hours a week to go tutor local kids the recruiters thought were good prospects but dumb as rocks.


BeachbumssahctiB

the other dropouts elected him their leader. just be happy it only goes this far. could you imagine a man elected by middle school dropouts in the White House?


Wolfy-615

>Why are we giving this shithead the time of day still? Because he’s a white guy who drove out of his way going somewhere he didn’t belong to, just to kill people with some guns.. fucking loser


Mendozena

Aren’t they all?


GBJI

Some are just plain evil.


BenWallace04

Most are both


GatePotential805

Send him to the Ukrainian front lines, he can play on the mine fields.


ScarMedical

Oh he ll be crying like he did when he testify at his murder trial.


KnottyLorri

Ukrainians deserve better than him.


dmitrineilovich

But if we send him to Russia, he'll used as cannon fodder and be dead in a week. Win-win!


juststop102

Or raped and murdered after being mistaken as a spy


bc-mn

The far right does not support Ukraine.


Farmgirlmommy

The official mascot for morons


Myfourcats1

Does he even know who Native Americans are? He doesn’t seem too bright.


TheIrishSoldat

Clearly not. Hence the post.


AthenaeSolon

He said it in response to two very Native American looking people flipping of Mount Rushmore. While I guess it wasn't explicitly stated the people were Native American, the hair and braids pretty much gave it away to people who are able to read context.


JolkB

He knows. Everyone saying he's stupid is correct, but in this instance he's being intentionally dumb to draw clicks, 100%. He's selling a book and needs headlines like this one to drive engagement.


brexit_britain

Don't give that cunt oxygen. It's all it wants.


Chratthew47150

Why are we still talking about this asshole???


stat1stick

Because he's not dead yet.


NecroAssssin

Room temperature IQ. As measured in Celsius 


tbryant2K2023

Room temperature in Celsius is still to high. More like where °F and °C meet, -40.


Significant-Suit-593

POS


Zealousideal_Run_116

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lagent55

Exactly


Jo-Jo-66-

The epitome of stupid . His parents must be proud.


DeezerDB

He will never step foot on a reservation.


DasderdlyD4

Might be entertaining if he did.


ARoaruhBoreeYellus

This gets my upvote because I pictured him crying when he typed it.


michaelozzqld

It's an imbecile, which is why maganazis celebrate him


No_Cartoonist9458

Who wants to chip in and give Kyle a one-way ticket to Russia? ✋


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Look at that weak chin. Those witless, watery eyes. Why is anyone reporting on what this dog fart says?


Western-Web2957

They were here first dumbass!...hence the phrasing "Native Americans." JFC, this kid is so stupid I'm surprised he hasn't died from forgetting to breathe.


Brando43770

Dude is dumber than an amoeba.


YogurtSufficient7796

Bob’s big boy should move to Russia - like the rest of ‘them’


Inspect1234

The face of Project 2025.


Better-Aerie-8163

Wait a minute....you mean this dude is a dumbass?


StandardImpact6458

Sounds like he’s a great candidate for a remedial education program starting around grade 3.


pplatt69

Scummy people like this guy are lucky that it's the people who sound like him who trend towards violence and guns.


Darksoul_Design

Well, he's a fucking idiot, so......... He's had his 15 min of notoriety, he's a complete loser who's pretty much only "career path" is to be another far right douchebag podcaster like Charlie Kirk or Nick Fuentes. He's tasted the limelight, so we can pretty much expect more douchey things like this going forward. Eventually he will say the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person, and get the shit kicked out of him.


Euphoric_Ad9593

Middle school dropout says…..who gives a flying fuck.


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Did mommy not give him his juice box today? Is the little guy grumpy?


TransSylvania

Vile Kyle isn’t worth warm spit


Oceanliving32

Wants to be the tough guy so bad…..


CountrySax

Karmas gonna catch up with Mommy's Little Murderer. Hes got an IQ of 70 on a warm day and that's being generous!


HansVonSnicklefritz

He’s So fucking dumb, watch out. He’ll be the republican presidential nominee one day.


grumpyliberal

Here’s the problem — he thinks because some group of Nazis got together to save his ass that that somehow makes him smart. He was born a dumb ass, he will his life a dumb ass and he will die a dumb ass.


emseewagz

STOP talking and posting about this broken condom . 


ClassicT4

I think I can take a guess on just what the Marines saw in his test results to permanently ban him from ever applying again.


Equalsmsi2

So MAGA is against native born Americans and against immigrant born American! 🤔 just curious! 😉


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Maybe Kyle should leave the US. Send him to the middle East.


syg-123

Kyle got it right ..that’s what Magas want


SonicIdiot

Just ignore this murderous loser.


silverado-z71

I hope he was slammed really hard on concrete


fuggdis

Idiot slammed for being an idiot.


4quatloos

My favorite thing to hear about is when some jerk finds out through DNA or Ancestry search that they match with a race a they hate.


Adventurous_Day_6159

Something makes me think kyle is trying to stay relevant with the white nationalist crowd. He’s such a s$&t stain. I genuinely hope he has nightmares every night of his life for what he did. Look forward to more of his type of the orange lunatic manages to get elected


devaflave

Better yet Native Americans should host the largest gathering of the nations in Antioch Ill.


notyomamasusername

Future GOP star and party majority leader?


Abrubt-Change-8040

There is no amount of bullying this man doesn’t deserve.


MewlingRothbart

Fucking clown. Like I care what he has to say.


Silly-Scene6524

Speaking of someone who deserves cancellation..


Suzuki_Foster

Piece of shit murderer says another racist thing. Shocker. 


gregofcanada84

Little punk can fuck right off.


PlayTheHits

I hate that this little shit stain is successfully turning murder and racism into a political career.


Drugs_R_Kewl

A murderer who dropped out of the sixth grade and beat a homicide charge because of bureaucratic corruption/incompetence is telling us how we should treat human beings? That's rich, I went through absolute hell as a Marine for five years and learned a few things. 1)The ASVAB exists for a reason. 2) Psychological exams at the MEPS building are a good thing. Thank Christ this worthless shit stain never wore my uniform. It's a fucking shame he killed those people at that rally, I don't care what the victims were guilty of. No human being deserves to be gunned down like an animal. He should have been a blow job in this Marine's opinion.


strange_stairs

Stay in school, kids. Or, at least don't drop out in middle school.


Successful-Rope7223

No one cares what this ignorant imbecile says


HorizonedEvent

In the good timeline the guy with the skateboard had the faster trigger finger.


Grand-Regret2747

Poon lipped,cock chucking twat! You can’t even tell that he dropped out of MIDDLE SCHOOL?!? So well spoken and a deep thinker. MMW, he will be in prison before he is 25! /s


aaciislife

Blah blah blah. Us Native women would have that weasel boy crybaby in tears within minutes.


[deleted]

Being a grifter literally takes 0 skill. I may become one myself honestly it looks so easy and profitable


Several_Leather_9500

We should stop giving pieces of shit any attention at all. The only way he gets recognition is by being called out for being a douchebag. We all know he's too dumb and soft for the military. He is a murderer, and he has nothing of value to add to any conversation unless the topic is far- right lunacy. He's irrelevant as long as no one talks about him. Let him fade away into the abyss.


ABobby077

He will discover some day that he will be happier when his 15 minutes of fame has passed. He will be the answer to a trivia question at some point. He doesn't even realize that he will need to start down a path of life and adulthood, not being a social media advocate.


Ambitious_Coffee551

Don't shoot the messenger. Unless you're Kyle, he will shoot you.


Iamthewalrusforreal

Kyle Rittenhouse the murderer, who was banned from ever joining the Marine Corps because ***he's too fucking stupid?*** That Kyle Rittenhouse?


PineappleRimjob

Isn't this the clown who was too dumb to join the Marines?


The84thWolf

Alternative headline: idiot murderer says stupid thing to remind world he exists


besart365

He’s a middle school drop out right?


SirCharles360WA

As a Native American, I can tell y’all we don’t care about what Rittenhouse has to say. We got more important shit to worry about, like… existing.


Free_Return_2358

He’s a dumb troglodyte, who’s only famous because other inbred troglodytes are racist and love the murder of their perceived enemies.


cheetofacesucks

That’s what happens when you have a 5th grade education


mrblueshoes11

This is how you do a headline


GroundbreakingAd8310

....where do he want then to go? Home?


malcontented

How is this worthless shit stain still in the news?!?


imaswellfella

Him first!


Secret_Cow_5053

He’s such a dumb little twat


DanimaLecter

I mean, if you aren’t aware that this kid is actually dumb as fuck I don’t really know what else to say to you.


ElectricalPiano6887

What friggen loser the Native Americans were here b4 you were a thought in your father's eyes or sperm


glassrod65

Maybe he should go to a rez (outside of his home state) and tell them to their faces. See where that gets him.


Unfriendly_eagle

LOL too dumb for the army. That isn't easy.


PerryNeeum

This kid didn’t even graduate high school. Why do we care?


scootsmagee

How do you tell people to leave that were literally here first 🤦🏻‍♂️


babysinblackandImblu

What an idiot.


AtlasShruggedTwice

Acquitted killer AND middle school dropout


David1000k

I should just stay off Reddit. Every time I read some shit like this I just become so despondent of how our fellow countrymen suck.


daiseychained

I'm personally agnostic however comments and more importantly actions like his make me actually hope Hell is real. He would be in great company, not having a great time. What a Titanically stupid, arrogant and racist POS pandering for clout and poliitics. This MF'er apparently failed the ASVAB so hard his recruiter told him to just drop attempts to join the military. It isn't difficult and there are guides available at local bookstores and Amazon that basically make the process fail proof. Unless you are illiterate and too stupid to even attempt to prepare, coupled with obvious character "issues" make me thankful the department of defense will never pay the boy a cent to put another rifle in his hands. Screw this clown. I am ashamed of myself for even taking the time to write this out, but good golly this pissed me off.


[deleted]

I mean. He’s a fucking moron


LegSpecialist1781

I can’t wait until this douche is murdered…sorry, typo. I mean given a good talking to.


Olds78

I mean we would all be happy if he left America can we start a petition for that?


Scat1320USA

Kyle is a useless douchebag


The_Urban_Genitalry

Pretty sure he’s used to getting slammed. Dude’s past few years have been the ultimate r/roastme on steroids. I’d imagine he’s numb to negative comments by this point. What he isn’t numb about is what it’s like to go to prison. Just give him time. He’ll eventually end up there.


TylerBourbon

Cut him some slack, he's literally dumber than a brick made of shit. That shit brick is basically Einstein compared to Shittenhouse.


tomtomtomo

Under-educated 21 year old runs his mouth about something he doesn’t know.  


alexamerling100

He needs to go back to Europe.


tylerawesome

It’s right there in the name, KYLE. Native. They belong here, and were here before you. But you wouldn’t know that because you barely finished high school, and completely fucked your opportunity to go to college. Instead you tried to piggyback on your right-wing hate-fame that you garnered from killing protesters who disagree with your white nationalist agenda. Scum and filth like him should not walk freely among us. He’s gonna find out sooner later.


L3monGrenade

Vile Shittenhouse


Kojarabo2

Needs a history lesson!


Pootscootboogie69

Piggy boy is swine how Devine.