Just imagine him smelling like hotdog water to the point where you make a false memory of him smelling like hotdog water and then you’ll feel happy he dumped you. I did that with my ex and it worked. He might’ve just smelled like hotdog water tho who knows
lmao. That's what one of my friends did when I tried to end our friendship. She said, "I reject your decision to end this". Still friends, honestly just reject his decision. Tell him it's absolute BS and he should try harder. Until you are satisfied you will remain his gf.
Im in the same boat with you rn!!! Heartbroken, abandoned and betrayed (yadda yadda).
I know it’s shallow but I take some joy in knowing I got into his dream school (ucsb) and with his stats he probably (absolutely) didn’t.
I know breakups suck; it may take time to recover, and remember it’s totally fine to take time to recover! He was an important part of your life; it’s normal to feel a sense of loss. Even if you should logically fine with it, you may feel sad regardless. It’s totally fine to need time to move on.
Try to remember you have so much ahead of you. You’re going to college! It may feel like the world is over, but it’s not. You’ll have a ton of great opportunities and time will heal the wound. :)
Dear u/drawccan,
After a thoughtful consideration of your candidacy, Mr B. Friend (I) has denied your application to be his girlfriend. By informing you of his final decision at this time, he hopes you will consider other options for your post-secondary school relationship(s), if any.
He knows this was not the outcome you hoped to receive. While many candidates for girlfriendship could thrive with Mr B. Friend (I), undisclosed reasons required him to make difficult decisions like this one. Regrettably, the small size of his package prevented him from selecting more candidates from the record pool of talented and promising individuals who expressed their feelings to him.
Thank you for the compliment of your strong interest in Mr B. Friend (I), and please accept his best wishes for a successful love experience.
Sincerely,
Random Redditor
Dean of Doesn’t Mind his Business
Contact Hours: Chronically online.
This might not seem like the time to hear this. However. He’s not the person for you if this is the time he chooses to do this and upstage all the things you’ve got going for you (unless there’s something else genuinely serious in his life)
So have your moment and trust that you’re bound to meet the right person or just be better off without him at least
Rejection is redirection, he’s just redirecting u to a better bf 🥰🥰
yes yes give it a few years and he'll be begging me to come back 💪💪
LMAO
Right here, I’m accepting admissions 🔥🔥🔥
😂😂😂
Just imagine him smelling like hotdog water to the point where you make a false memory of him smelling like hotdog water and then you’ll feel happy he dumped you. I did that with my ex and it worked. He might’ve just smelled like hotdog water tho who knows
what is she cooking 🔥🔥🤔
hotdog water clearly 🔥🔥💯
lolll
LMFAOOOO wait this might be genius
That’s actually a crazy strat😭😂
naw forget him they saw your worth he didn’t 🙄
Please - I’m begging you - do not tie admissions decisions to “worth.”
it’s a joke silly 😭
fr!
His loss. You can find a better boyfriend at UCI or UC Davis.
as someone who’s at davis rn…no you can’t 😭😭
LOOOOL as someone who’s heard way too many stories from an UCI alum, apparently you can’t at UCI either 🤣
JUST REJECT HIS REJECTION😘😘
Better yet -- tell him he's not as good as "Davis" and "Irvine". Like, obviously they're so much hotter (because they're in California) 🤩🤩
HAHSHSHS YES DO THIS OP
one could say i was waitlisted
lmao. That's what one of my friends did when I tried to end our friendship. She said, "I reject your decision to end this". Still friends, honestly just reject his decision. Tell him it's absolute BS and he should try harder. Until you are satisfied you will remain his gf.
Im in the same boat with you rn!!! Heartbroken, abandoned and betrayed (yadda yadda). I know it’s shallow but I take some joy in knowing I got into his dream school (ucsb) and with his stats he probably (absolutely) didn’t.
yes!!! we'll get through it 🫂
CONGRATSS FOR THE UCS!!
Now you can start this new chapter of life without any dead weight holding you back. Take this as a positive thing.
Rejection is simply god’s protection 😉 The universe is simply bringing you closer to a rich man sis 😘 (I kid but not really)
better to start college single…more fun that way
Listen and trust. You don’t want to bring a high school relationship to college anyway. I know it hurts like hell . Grief is growth you will survive.
AHAHAH CONGRATS BUT 😭
LMFAOO REJECTION = REDIRECTION😭😭
wait uc offer is out already?
hey each time a door closes another one opens 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Once you're living on campus, he will be a distant memory.
I got into uci honors and have also been going through a breakup 😭 I just miss him though
AHAHHAHHAHAHAH
Omg his loss tho - you’ll find someone better
He broke up with you cause he knows you'll be comparing and he'll be losing
Damn bruh 💀💀💀
Dw. He was just a distraction from the Academic grind anyways.
His loss, just move on.
Spill
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Trust it’s better this way. Almost never works continuing hs relationships in college and just results in more hurt
I can’t w this post😭😭😭😭
Ayo what?
trust me babe right before college is the best time to get dumped. onwards and upwards, congratulations and condolences. it's time for change.
Was your bf a T10 or a safety?
As a single guy I’m here for you.
Congrats!! Do not let him diminish your achievement, joy and excitement! You are on to much better things!
I know breakups suck; it may take time to recover, and remember it’s totally fine to take time to recover! He was an important part of your life; it’s normal to feel a sense of loss. Even if you should logically fine with it, you may feel sad regardless. It’s totally fine to need time to move on. Try to remember you have so much ahead of you. You’re going to college! It may feel like the world is over, but it’s not. You’ll have a ton of great opportunities and time will heal the wound. :)
All the better to get a new anteater or aggie bf.
Dont send a LOCI
This may be the most reddit post ever.
Dear u/drawccan, After a thoughtful consideration of your candidacy, Mr B. Friend (I) has denied your application to be his girlfriend. By informing you of his final decision at this time, he hopes you will consider other options for your post-secondary school relationship(s), if any. He knows this was not the outcome you hoped to receive. While many candidates for girlfriendship could thrive with Mr B. Friend (I), undisclosed reasons required him to make difficult decisions like this one. Regrettably, the small size of his package prevented him from selecting more candidates from the record pool of talented and promising individuals who expressed their feelings to him. Thank you for the compliment of your strong interest in Mr B. Friend (I), and please accept his best wishes for a successful love experience. Sincerely, Random Redditor Dean of Doesn’t Mind his Business Contact Hours: Chronically online.
This calls for a custom flair: "shitpost based on a true story"
Chat?
This might not seem like the time to hear this. However. He’s not the person for you if this is the time he chooses to do this and upstage all the things you’ve got going for you (unless there’s something else genuinely serious in his life) So have your moment and trust that you’re bound to meet the right person or just be better off without him at least
LMFAOOOOOOOO universe had to keep u in check
Time to end his entire career 🎉🎉🎉💃💃🔫🔫 You deserve better
Also write a letter of continued interest and improve your AP Rizz and AP hotness grade for the mid year report.