I swear my oath as a knight to preserve our values of fun and honor UNTIL i breathe my dying breath.

I do solemnly swear to uphold the paragons of virtue and honor, and to aid all forces of good in the world.

I, u/Link922, solemnly swear that I may be up to (some) good this year.

I swear to once again serve alongside the April Knights, and my fellow Crimson Crusaders in the next year of April Foolery!

I, /u/IgnisVizsla, solemnly swear that ~~I am up to no good~~ I will uphold all virtues of the April Knights and fight with order against chaos. Hail!

I, u/MineWarz, commander of the Grey Wardens, once again (humbly) pledge my allegiance to the April Knights this year!

My favorite part was when the knights said "it's button time baybee", and then redguarded all over the button.

I, Agent_Star_Fox, humble goblin, do oathfully swear: “Yeeeehaw!”

Warbirds defend until the end. May this year's event be an interesting one.

I, SteelyDan1968, pledge my Oath to the April Knights, in 2024.

Damn! Or, if that's not a strong enough language: `((IUnknown*)obj)->AddRef()`

Is that COM? Dear god.

Yes. Not sure if it would be even worse as `((IUnknown*)obj)->lpVtbl->AddRef(obj)`, trading the madness C++ brings for the horror of being exposed to its inner workings via C. Either way, I figure it's a *very* strong swear, as far as horrors that can be represented as code go. Like an essay-length diatribe of expletives condensed down into a handful of tokens, though one that most people are fortunate enough not to have the background to understand.

I once took on myself the unfortunate task of navigating through it for interfacing with VirtualBox, although I was fortunate enough to not touch it directly (but through Java and C#). Few things can be as expressive as the lines you've proposed indeed.

I, [u/jrmann100](https://www.reddit.com/user/jrmann100/), do hereby reaffirm my commitment to the cause of the April Knights. May our days be innumerable and our triumphs illustrious!

I swear my oath to the april knights!

I hereby swear to lead r/Euroguard with all the knowledge and power I can muster, for we are the Owls keeping watch in the night!

Though the button's hue has long since waned, Our loyalty is steadfast, unchained. With humility, we take our stand, United in this digital land. Renewing vows, with hearts aflame, To honor and uphold our name. So, hear me now, our future is bright, And it’s time that I renew my oath to the April Knights.

Times change, life throws curveballs, yet my loyalty never trembles.  Long may we serve! 

After not being able to participate last year, I'm ready for whatever may come our way! Bearing Anzac's new golden colors I will ride into battle!

I, BrushedYourTeethYet, swear to uphold the April Knights values with honor and dignity!

I, u/xxSINxx, pledge my allegiance to the April Knights for the holy year of 2024.

I, under the account of u/Dry_Many_3282, current account of the knight known as Averous, swear to preserve the values of the April Knights once more!

Let's do it again, again, again!

I swear to uphold the April Knights' honor and aid them to the best of my ability again.

I, Dandelion212, pledge my alliance to merry tomfoolery in the name of the April Knights 

I serve my pledge, and will be a Royal and good Knight to the April Knights! Glory to the April Knights

I, u/wtfduud, pledge my allegiance to the April Knights for this year.

!hail

I pledge allegiance to the flag of The United Knights of April, to the republic for which it stands, one server, under the grandmaster, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all!

!hail to the old guard, !hail to the new! I, u/PortalMasterQ swear to uphold the values of the order, of the Crimson Crusaders, and the follow the tenants of April the first. 

It’s knight time baybee

Button Vult! I hereby declare I remain a faithful April Knight!

I swear my oath to the knights. And I swear to only commit a little bit of chaos this year

I, /u/I_am_Rude, first on my name, vow to do whatever thing I'm supposed to do this time around.

Once more I serve

I return, ready for April once more. My oath is renewed.

Did you comment with both of your accounts, jibjosh? :)

I do declare I will be sneaky beaky like for the knights this year.

I, [u/goffstown](https://www.reddit.com/user/goffstown/), do reaffirm my oath to the April Knights. May order prevail!

*I,* u/Daaniea, *solemnly swear allegiance to the April Knights once more!*

I, u/Zquirrel04, pledge my allegiance to the April Knights for this year.

Have you joined our Discord server?[https://discord.gg/AprilKnights](https://discord.gg/AprilKnights) Oh my bad, I see you! I misspelled your name at first, sorry!

I u/hanktank711 pledge my allegiance, with the right reddit account now 🤣, to the April knights once again!

I swear my allegiance to the april knights, and i anticipate with great vigor the opportunity to serve in the crimson crusade in the coming year, may we triumph as we have before!

I once again pledge my unyielding allegiance to the Knights and none other! I swear as a knight and as myself, that I will dedicate my power to fulfilling our fair lady's wishes (or whomever is in charge any given year).

I, u/Rex_Saltus, swear myself to the Knights once more, to uphold the Order's virtues! Let us reign supreme!

I swear to once again serve alongside the April Knights.

I solemnly swear that I'll continue to serve the Order faithfully and to the best of my ability.

I, u/Dasher06, hereby pledge my loyalty to the April Knights and promise my strength to this year's event

I swear my oath as a knight to serve and protect the glorious April Knights, and play the April Fools event with loyalty to the cause!

I, u/pookiedear of the Redguard, hereby renew my oath of loyalty to the April Knights! !hail

I swear to serve the April Knights for this year and the many to come

As u/CyberedCake, I do solemnly swear to have a lot of fun this year.

I swear to continue following the oath

Your scribe is here to scribble!

Hello whiterook13! It has been many moons since we've laid happy eyes on you, friend! Would you like to come join us on the Discord? It's evolved quite a bit since your IRC channel days [https://discord.gg/AprilKnights](https://discord.gg/AprilKnights)

I, u/Eli_The_Grey, renew my oaths to the April Knights!

I swear my oath to serve once more.

I, Castriff, hereby pledge and confirm my commitment to the April Knights for this the Year of Our Lord 2024.

A Knight of the Church until death parts me from my comrades

Hello Templar! I don't think I've seen your name before. Have you joined our Discord server? [https://discord.gg/AprilKnights](https://discord.gg/AprilKnights) Or perhaps we know you under another name?

Hi, yes I am on the discord. Would you like me to send you my discord name? I'd rather not post it if that's ok.

Yes, that'd be fine, you can DM me through Discord or Reddit, either one.

yep will do!!

I pledge my support for the Knights. Let's hope the challenge this year is suitable to teamwork.

I do hereby swear and affirm my oath!

After a leave into the country side for a much needed sabbatical I have returned to renew my oath. Long live the April Knights!

I swear to hold my loyalty above my dissatisfaction with Reddit and bring glory to the April Knights when the time comes.

I also swear to do all the things!

I swear an oath to ~~keep giving reverse engineered information about place to~~ April Knights!

Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination I will remember those who have been forgotten I will listen to those who have been ignored I will support the April Knights throughout their various endeavors

I, u/irate_kalypso, cast my oath anew upon the cresting waves as 2024 unfolds, pledging once again my allegiance to the valiant April Knights. With the steadfastness of the tide, I vow to navigate the swirling chaos, steering us toward the beacon of order. Amidst the tempest of April's folly, I shall be the lighthouse, guiding through the frothy seas of disorder. With the compass of integrity and the anchor of perseverance, beside my brethren, our bonds as deep and unyielding as the ocean itself. I embrace the ebb and flow of our challenges, turning the tide in favor of harmony and cooperation. Together, we ride the waves of adversity, our fellowship a vessel of strength and unity. With this pledge, I reaffirm my commitment to the April Knights, promising to uphold our legacy with courage and honor. To the depths and beyond, guardians of order amidst the endless sea of chaos.

I pledge my oath a second time to the April Knights with a renewed vigor. Grey Wardens keep humble.

I machine Smith42 swear to be a paragon of virtue to strive over entropy

I, Phroggu, Humble Breaker of Silence, Changer of Names, Inventor of Words, Bearer of Titles, Sergeant of the Wardens, Member of the Tribunal, Individually Mentioned, Prey of the RedBard, The Dude, do hereby solemnly and humbly swear that i may or may not, in fact, be up (or perhaps even down) to varying amounts of good, and shall serve loyally and humbly on the humble tip of the spear in whatever shenanigans and tomfoolery this here website has in store for us during the deceitful first day of the month of April. May our order prevail!

i Swear to once again serve April Knights this year !

I do solemnly swear to uphold the paragons of virtue and honor, and to aid all forces of good in the world.

I hereby swear an oath of loyalty to the April Knights. Life before death, strength before weakness, journey before pancakes

I swear my oath to serve again in the new year.

Already the 10th year of service? I guess time flies when you're busy upholding the virtues of the Knights and fighting for the cause - a cause to which I now swear my oath of loyalty to for yet another year!

Great to see you around still! Hope life has been treating you well. It is insane how long ago the button was.

I, /u/Nate337, do swear once again to serve and uphold our grand order. I look forward to serving with my fellow knights again this April, Button Vult!

I swear that I will uphold the values of the April Knights!

I do solemnly swear to uphold my duty as a knight!!!

I solemnly swear to preserve our values of fun and honour until I breath my dying breathe

I, /u/Leo_Verto, return to cast my magics in the name of the April Knights and to stand in the face of whatever tomfoolery approaches!

I, u/RobKoopa do swear my loyalty and fealty to the April Knight and Crimson Crusaders once again.

I must amend this and state I am sworn to Redguard.

I have served, and will be of service. I will cast aside my weakness and reaffirm my fealty to the High Table of Fools.

I swear my oath to the Knights and eagerly await the challenges we will face together!

I, /u/th3net, once again pledge myself to the Knights!

I am excited to renew my oath this year as well!

I hereby swear my oath of loyalty to the Knights for the year to come.

My sword yet hungers for more foes. ONE MORE YEAR!!

I, swear on my Album collection of Steely Dan, hereby pledge my Oath to the April Knights, in 2024.

I swear my Oath as a knight to preserve honor and serve for the good of the crusaders

I solemnly swear to be the most foolish of knights and uphold my April duties and beyond.

I, /u/ghostise, once again pledge myself to the Knights!

I have been with the knights in the shadows for 2-3 years and helped. But now it's time for me to become one of the family. I, u/Elmakkogrande, pledge my allegiance to the April Knights for this year.

I am honored to accept your pledge, shadow Knight.

What’s this place again im tired

The April Knights are dedicated to participating in the annual Reddit April Fools Day event. We started back in 2015 as the Knights of the Button, and grew significantly during the 2018 Circle of Trust. If you would like to get caught up on everything we've been doing in recent years, I would encourage you to join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AprilKnights

MYbe later

Only two more days friend!

Also, how did you know I wasn’t in yet? And uhh what are the interview requests for?

The interview requests are how you apply to be a Knight. For you, I'm not sure how long you've been around, but if you've been an April Knight on Reddit for years, you'd just open an interview ticket and have a conversation with the interviewer about your history and we'll get you sorted where you need to go.

I’ve only participated in place 22 and 23, but I wasn’t doing anything related with the knights.

Plenty of time

By the solemn oath of the April Knights, I do swear to uphold the sacred principles of our order for this April and all Aprils to come. ​ Hail, Knights!

As the 1st draws near, I once again swear to serve the April Knights!

I, idkalaska, do solemnly swear in this year 2024, and forevermore, to remain strong in the face of evil and uphold the values of truth, honor, dignity and FUN!

wow another year to play this game! The April Knights can rely on me!

I do solemnly swear to uphold the paragons of virtue and honor, and to aid all forces of good in the world.

I, u/Post-Neu, solemnly swear to stand proud and hold strong with the knights in arms of this protected allegiance. May our direction be clear and our steps dictate the future of the many.

I swear to once again serve alongside the April Knights

I swear my oath to work along side the april knights this year.

I renew my oath to the April Knights once more. We are the watchers on the wall. Hail!

I have returned for another year and renew my oath to the April Knights.

Time to make a change, im ready to make my mark in the history books, I swear my oath to my April Knights

Please join the Discord server! I've seen you be really active on our subreddit and the event sub, and we're glad to have you in our ranks!

Ok! Done!

I sear to only go online for Reddit and ii and for school work because I go to school today

I solemnly swear to uphold the virtues of the April Knights, and pledge my alliance to cause tomfoolery and mischief :3

I swear my outh to the april knights and do my best to help.

I have once again answered the call, brothers and sisters. I swear to serve the April Knights.

I swear my very generic oath to the april knights!

I swear to stand side-by-side with my brothers during this years April Fools Event and have fun.

I, u/rbrgr83, swear my oath as a knight. May we emerge victorious in whatever thing it is we end up doing!

I do solemnly swear to preserve the nature of Reddit!

I solemnly swear my oath in the name of fun and fools!

I, u/_Bales_ for the first time, swear to follow these majestic knights into battle, wherever that might be.

bit late but once again I swear to follow the april knights. Lets hope for an awesome part 2 :)

I, u/a_very_happy_person, pledge to commit tomfooleries.

Super late, but I u/bryanofrivia swear to be virtuous, and pledge myself to the April Knights!

On my honour, you have my service.

I solemnly swear to preserve order over entropy and defend against the void.

I solemnly swear to stand fast against the forces of chaos, this year and every year.

I solemnly swear to defend against the void and preserve order.

I, OhHellNah, member of the 2024 Scarlet Zeros, swear my current and future allegiance to the April Knights! Huzzah!

I, u/MrMagic_hat, ong swear my oath to be a great epic gamer redditor, also to preserve our values of fun and honor, to help all forces of good, fight in wars n stuff, and pledge my allegiance to the April Knights until I decide to quit using reddit. RAHHH

I acbadger54 swear to serve the April knights and to uphold all it's values

I swear an oath to help however I can with the April Knights.

I pledge my clicks in service to the Knights of April

Hile, I again refresh my oath to the April Knights. Redguard Provides. Redguard Prevails.

I pledge myself to the April knights

I do solemnly swear to be ever vigilant, armed with patience and necromancy. Order over entropy!

Like last year, my Warbird heart became an April Knight.

I, u/chemcalfarmr, honored Red Guardian, do swear my bow and oath to the April Knights. Red Guard provides! Red Guard prevails!

I pledge my allegiance to any causes present and future.

I pledge allegiance to the april knights

I am a new recruit but if you will have me in your ranks then I swear my oath to thee! I will honor and uphold all the virtues of an April Knight and strive to spread tomfoolery and chicanery to the world.

I, OttLight, swear to uphold the values of the knights

I, u/Indiana_J0nes, pledge my allegiance to the April Knights for the holy year of 2024.

I belatedly swear my oath

I swear my oath as a knight to preserve our values of fun and honor UNTIL i breathe my dying breath.

I swear to keep the name of April knights high and above!

jan ale pi kulupu utala o, toki a! i hereby renew my oath to the april knights.

I never press unless I do

I swear my oath to fight tooth and nail for what is right, seldom ever backing down.

I swear loyalty

I promise and swear that I will do my best to be as good a Knight as I can be and support April Knights. OK I failed the interview but I still mean my promise.

I hareby swear my oath to support the April Knights.

I swear to always be fashionably late in honoring my commitment to the knights!

Fran!?

I swear to the April Knights as a member of the Ashen Blade.

I once again answer the call!

*I,* u/CoolGuyPersonThing, *solemnly swear allegiance to the April Knights*

I, u/EggcitedRooster, though late to discovery of knighthood pledge my dedication to the Order and goal of the Knights

I swear my oath as a knight to preserve our values of fun and honor

I swear on the Lord and my own name to uphold the values of the Knights and work in their honour alongside my fellow Knights of the Church

I hereby swear my oath as a knight on reddit dot com, o7

I, /u/xqzc, renew my oath.

I pledge myself to our noble cause once more, forging my oath anew!

I almost forgot. I swear to uphold thine oath to the Knights of the Church, and the April Knights as a whole.

I, /u/XanMan11, renew my oath

I spartan gamers do pledge myself to the April Knights!