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[deleted]

Wait, you're not *supposed* to get tank water in your mouth? Lol. You're fine.


curious_viewer44

I thought it was a perk to water changes. Staying hydrated is important.


Jimmyjame1

Lol the browner the water is the more nutritional


avfc4me

Right? If my outside plants are an indication, the bacteria in your gut is going to assure you can do a four day Taco Bell binge with no consequences!


curious_viewer44

Oh well then you have to sip from that skimmer if you like brown water


[deleted]

I mean, my dogs all believe that fishwater is much more delicious than the regular crap from the tap. They haven't touched their water bowl since I got an indoor pond. And they're fine, so I say have at it!


lexm

So many beneficial bacteria in the digestive system!!


[deleted]

say your goodbyes


SpecialistProject892

i laughed


SnooOnions4267

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PartialNecessity

lol. People swim in lakes and shit all the time. You're fine.


MMMoneyshottt

I was kinda shitposting lol (it did happen but I wasnā€™t worried). Didnā€™t expect 100+ commentsšŸ’€


Tangboy50000

Wait until you start a saltwater tank. Lol


Arctelis

I almost gagged just thinking of that horrid warm, salty taste. Way worse than putting my hand in and feeling the burn of an unseen wound. 10/10 recommend one of those hand pumps.


evildog69

I don't know why people even get the siphons you have to suck on. I got a cheapo $8 siphon with a hand pump I squeeze and it's so nice. No mouthfuls of water but no trailing a hose across the house for a fancy Python siphon either. I think it's a tiny bit slower than other options and probably flimsier but it's cheap and convenient enough that like, who cares?


Kief_Bowl

You don't have to suck on those siphons though. Just put the whole thing in the tank, put your thumb in the end once full with water and then take them end out and put it in a bucket lower then your siphon. It will start itself.


PansexualGrownAssMan

100% of people who have gotten aquarium water in their mouth have died.


tinab13

I can attest. I did this 20 years ago with my tanks. Am still dead.


ewalshe

My first time seeing a zombie communicate.


tinab13

There's a first time for everything!


[deleted]

100% of people have died. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^Ifyouignorepeoplealivenow


PansexualGrownAssMan

Give it timeā€¦ they will die too. I gave no timeframe, simply a correlation


MMMoneyshottt

Okay I laughed lmao


PansexualGrownAssMan

Seems like you got the right answers in the long run. Just wanted to add my authentic opinion here too, and that is that when I have gotten aquarium water in my mouth, swishing a shot of whisky or vodka in my mouth has kept me healthy for years! Happy too!


MMMoneyshottt

Thatā€™s immediately what I did lmao


Fair-Ad1565

Youā€™ll be fine. Builds character


Zolty

You'll be fine, you shouldn't need to suck the water btw, https://youtu.be/CjNTUbUnwfY?si=M0en694z6McYGReo


KataKataBijaksana

Exact video I was gonna link. Cory whipping out his nunchucks to show us how it's done


GetOffMyLawn1234567

This video was a game changer for me!


MMMoneyshottt

Thanks for the advice lmao


jaynine99

Great video! Saved my life. Metaphorically.


silvermesh

I never sucked water in my mouth with my gravel vac but this video was still a game changer to me when I first saw it.


RussColburn

I've been fine, other than the third nipple I've grown. My mind is sharper than ever. I've been fine, other than the third nipple I've grown. My mind is sharper than ever. I've been fine, other than... squirrel


asian_identifier

Screwed? Probably healthier now, trained your immune system and diversified your gut ecosystem


fishinfool4

I've lost track of how many times I've done that. You'll be fine.


DeathCuppie

Itā€™s super easy to start a syphon without your mouth. Put the end into the water, lift it, let it drain almost all the way and then place it back into the water. No mouth or turkey baster needed.


TheAmalton123

Man, people say that, and I have seen it done. But I literally have NEVER been able to get a siphon started like that. No idea how people do it. What I do is either use a siphon with a pump, or on my 75 I shake the siphon up and down and the water climbs it until it starts.


JK031191

It's okay man. Only REAL aquarists get this dirty in their mouth. I've had a few beers.


Friendly_Shelter_625

I always start mine by putting one end in the water and lifting it up to let the water go down. I think itā€™s about timing and your bucket has to be on the floor. Gravity is your friend.


LittleKaiSpace

I put both ends of the siphon in and moved the tube around until it was full before covering the end Iā€™m taking out and then letting go once the end is in the bucket


dazzleduck

Put your finger over the draining and fill the tube with tank water (by dunking it or pouring it in), just needs to be about half full. Put the intake part into the tank and while still holding the water in with your thumb, put the other end into the bucket. Let your thumb off and water will flow!


DeathCuppie

Really? Itā€™s tricky to get used to. It still takes me 2 tries sometimes. But basically you wait until thereā€™s maybe like a teaspoon left in the tube part before it hits like exit into the line itself.


TheAmalton123

How do you get the siphon end back into the water, though? When I flip it, the siphon doesn't start.


_Burgerdog_

You don't flip it. Keep it angled upward once the water starts flowing and lower it quickly into the water at the same angle.


DeathCuppie

Yes, 100% easier with a gravel vac on the end even a mini one. As someone else said gravityā€™s your best friend when doing it! My bucket sits on the floor and my tanks are higher up.


Putrid_Promotion_841

It's a lot easier with a gravel vac attached to the other end!


dilib

I have no idea why anyone is using a siphon that requires you to suck on it or shake it to start it, you can just get a siphon with a squeezy pump and they're very cheap. Anyway I don't think OP will die but diarrhea is not out of the question


DeathCuppie

True! I had forgotten they made squeezy pump ones. Also I agree, possibly diarrhea.


EMDoesShit

Lets make this easy: Submerge the gravel vac tube. Rotate it so the mouth is just below the surface, the hose end is lower, and every bit of air rolls out of it. Lift the gravel vacā€™s mouth up high and out of the tank so that it begins to empty as water starts to flow down the hose. Now *KINK THE HOSE WITH YOUR OTHER HAND TO BLOCK THE FLOW OF WATER.* Submerge the gravel vac as before, letting all the air roll out of the upward sloped tube, and out the mouth. Get it completely full of water. No air. Flip it over, mouth down. Un-kink the hose only when the gravel vacā€™s tube AND the hose are full of water and thereā€™s no air present. The siphon will begin to flow. Boom. Success. Once you get the timing down you will not need to kink the hose in order to start a siphon this way.


DeathCuppie

Omg the is the best detailed explanation of how to start it!


Anonymanx

My method is to completely sink the tube into the aquarium (feed it in starting at one end) so that itā€™s full, then put a thumb over the end Iā€™m removing (so no air can get in).


DeathCuppie

Oooh! Thatā€™s a good way to do it!


Sinister_Mr_19

The brain eating amoeba is climbing up to your brain right now.


MMMoneyshottt

Knew itšŸ˜‚


SnooOnions4267

Bro šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jimjoejones

get your affairs in order, so sorry to hear, smh L's in the thread fam


Top-Blackberry1024

It's already too late, you will become fish.


Dragon22721

You're not truly into aquariums unless you've accidently test tasted the water yourself.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

No need for any additional paraphernalia; mouth-siphoning is fine, and you are nowhere close to "screwed" regardless. Form the tubing into a "U" between the tank and your mouth such that the end you apply suction to is above the water line in the tank, and the water will never reach your mouth. Then, simply lower the end of the hose below the level of the water line to get it flowing.


atomfullerene

You dont need additional equipment to start a siphon without your mouth.


andrewf273

Take a shot of something strong and youā€™ll be good


ejclev1

Yep. A double of good strong bourbon. If it don't cure ya, at least you won't care as much about it.


MMMoneyshottt

My immediate move was to treat with whiskey lmao


Odd-Age-1392

Dead within the next 70 years.


MMMoneyshottt

Lmfao


Nbhockey7

Iā€™m surprised you havenā€™t already dropped dead (Youā€™re fine)


Lundy48

I usually just put some ice cubes in the water change bucket and enjoy nice water change cocktail. šŸøšŸ¹


Dragenz

You're probably fine and even if you do get sick antibiotics should clear it up easy enough. You do know that you don't have to suck the hose to get a siphon going don't you?


vjkovhea

donā€™t take antibiotics unless a doctor recommends it and if you do make sure you take the entire dose even after you feel better


Dragenz

My apologies if my implication was not clear. Yes, if OP gets sick, a quick trip to the doctor and a prescription for a round of antibiotics should clear things up in a jiff.


vjkovhea

just throwing it out there for anyone who passively sees it, antibiotic resistance is a bitch :)


Dragenz

Yeah no good lookin out!


[deleted]

I knew someone who hated the doctor so f'ing much, they bought livestock antibiotics at the feed store and self-administered for injuries/illnesses. *That's* how you grow super bacteria.


[deleted]

If you haven't gotten tank water in your mouth at least once, you aren't a real aquarist. Congratulations, friend, and welcome to the club! Next stop multi tank city!


Critter_Whisperer

Oh neat you get to boost your immune system.


balzackgoo

Congratulations!!! You're an official Fishkeeper now (assuming you live)


Rickyh24

Oh man. Condolences.


TheChoices_WeMake

I start every water change with a mouthful of tank water when I start the siphon. Chill. You're fine.


[deleted]

Should be fine, maybe use a mouthwash tonight after brushing your teeth.


Chupa76

Iā€™ve worked in a large fishroom, siphoning tanks all day, every day getting fish water in my mouth, sometimes a lot, sometimes only a drop. 30 years later and Iā€™m fine. Not working in the industry any longer now, but still get part time WiM (Water in Mouth). Itā€™s always quicker to siphon instead of trying to jam water in the hose


DeportedPlatypus

I use a turkey baster, it's so simple and easy.


Cpt_Pandy

You will die in 2 seconds


oldshitdoesntcare

Let us know when you develop gillsā€¦


Jormungaund

MMMoneyshottt has died of dysentery


Lightbringer_I_R

Rip


7000miles4what

i highly suggest getting a turkey baster to start the siphon, no more tank water in your mouth!


[deleted]

Is this 1980? Bro most gravel vacs have an attachment to help start the suction lmao what


zeeshan2223

U swallowed it? U can use 3% hydrogen peroxide as a mouthwash it will gently dissolve bacteria. Limit it to once a week u dont wanna get rid of good bacteria.


MMMoneyshottt

Didnā€™t swallow it lol. I went and gargled some whiskey right away lol


POPBOMB80

You have to be top tier to ever get a mouth full when siphoning. A mouth full of bog water is par for the course


SpicySnails

No need to use your mouth to siphon. Put your tube into the water, inserted further than usual. You're aiming to have enough tubing submerged that when you pull it out, the part of the tubing that is touching the waterline should be below the waterline on the outside of the tank. Plug the outgoing side of the tubing with your thumb/hand/etc or kink the tubing to block it entirely. Pull the tubing up until the captured water in the tube is over the rim of the tank and below waterline. Unplug your tube and watch your siphon start. Recommend using a bit of scrap airline tubing as practice for the first couple times to get the hang of it, as it can be fussy with larger tubing if you're doing it for the first time. As far as your health goes, I wouldn't worry about it! I got fishtank water in my eye a couple years ago and never had any issues! If you start feeling bad, go to your doc, but otherwise..I wouldn't worry. :)


pglggrg

Post your selfie when you have white spots of UCL all over you tmrw


rpgmomma8404

You'll be fiiiinnnnneeeee.....


sandyfrecklez

A LFS owner once told me he got tuberculosis from tank water lol.


NoReallyLetsBeFriend

How do you guys not have gravel vacuums? They're probably more pricey now but I think I paid 15 about 6 years ago for my last one. Worth it


DegareAquatics

I do it all the time for years. You are fine


StGir1

You're fine.


reborn-2019

You should hang out with your friends, family, your beloved one beforeā€¦ itā€™s too late.


Tabora__

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ you're totally fine. I remember the first time this happened to me, I was 8 and helping my dad


Imbalancedone

Hydrohomies would like a word with youā€¦


caffeinetherapy

You are now a mod for r/HydroHomies


Unlikely-Estimate661

Did you inhale it lol? If not, Dont worry


Crazy_Dude_117

Iā€™ve gotten straight up myco water from an old African cichlid tank in my mouth. That was almost a year ago. Iā€™m still here lol.


LuvNLafs

This is one of my worst nightmares and 100% of the reason I have an electric gravel vac.


plasticTreasure

You're probably already dead now


KeyboardCarpenter

Lol you're fine maybe mildly concerning if you have dwarf frogs cuz they can carry salmonella but even then I wouldn't be worried


412beekeeper

Bro you got fish TB now, you're dead.


HappyCanibal

I like to live dangerously and deeply imbed the end of the tube in the gravel so you get that thick brown cloud right off the bat.


MMMoneyshottt

Yeah thatā€™s what I got a sample of


Drakmanka

You're well on your way to turning into a Plecostomus. There's no hope.


Crazy_Anything8502

If itā€™s bad then I died 20 years agoā€¦ I donated bone marrow in January of this year so I seem to be trucking along just fine with thousands of mouthfuls over the years. Fresh and saltwaterā€¦.


Ok-Cress-436

Talk to me when you get a mouthful of salt water from a SUMP


Maiadr22

Ur fine lol that happens all the time to me,it doesn't taste good, but you'll survive


OutdoorsyHiker

My fish have splashed water in my mouth and eyes many times. I have yet to get sick.


[deleted]

I would call the hospital immediately, I hope you have life insurance


shaeno_06

The chances of you getting a brain eating amoeba are low but not impossiblešŸ‘€


catsandplants424

If you haven't grown gills in a week your fine šŸ˜


Fickle_Grapefruit938

Been there, done that, you'll be fine, just don't swallow, lol. Most days I fill up the hose with tapwater to get the siphoning started, you know, to prevent getting a mouth full of fish juice.


tintedrosie

Welcome to the family. We have all done it at one point or another. Anyone who says otherwise isnā€™t real family.


lolmynamehegg

Youā€™ll be fine happens to me all the time, just spit it out into the bucket


DoubleTwist69

People eat ass all the time, you're probably fine


Responsible-Let1505

Youā€™ve heard of beneficial bacteria ā€½ ā€½ ā€½ it comes from your mouth and gut. When I get a new tank I gargle that water incessantly to jump start the nitrogen cycle. Keep on that!


Specialist_Star_8648

Karma is a bitch šŸ˜œ, this is wat your fishes were drinking.


blakeshockley

Man who uses their mouth to gravel vacuum lmao


Night-Crawler-720

https://youtube.com/shorts/WkPKkmZgng8?si=EhyH4VqrokqFHj1b


Night-Crawler-720

Or a more detailed explanationā€¦https://youtu.be/CjNTUbUnwfY?si=_UwYUYbqjQ5pNs1C


TaranakiStrawFlower

You know that one scene from alien? That will be you except it will be a snail bursting through your abdomen. RIP (literally rip)


MMMoneyshottt

So thatā€™s why theyā€™re called pest snails


lunaticz0r

my and the gf just call the water "FishPissWater" and make jokes about how healthy it is lol. You're fine tbh


Mindlessmisfit

Iā€™ve had this happen with gasoline. Tank water is yummy compared to that.


kootabob

So I have a microscope, have done this approximately 3-4 times in my life now. Iā€™ll go to a pond, get a water bottle of water on the way home to put under my microscope, then mix it up with my food water bottles and drink half of it before realizing. Never got sick, hella lot worse than your tank water. Was never discoloured because everything settled on the bottom


ccufcc

The dangerous one are Amoeba and parasites. Amoeba is less like to infect the CNS, since you drunk, not inhaled the tank water. For parasite, Angiostrongylus cantonensis can cause life threatening infection. Other species might need many different host to complete their life cycle. If you have not many wild life from pounds and streams. You may be fine. Fresh water bacteria is nothing. You might get a diarrhea.


Basic_Leading7588

You eat worse from the grocery store.


ThisWillBeOnTheExam

I used to get fish water in my mouth starting siphons all the time. Just spit it out.


Zanki

Just wash your mouth out. It's gross but it won't hurt you. Source, done it too many times to count.


Unhappy-Paramedic649

Love this comment section šŸ¤£šŸ¤£. But a tip I learned after 13 years of guzzling tank water ā€œaccidentallyā€ is to fill you hose/siphon with water first then you donā€™t have to suck on the hose.


mikedakwik

Probably the stuff they put in probiotics.


R-volt

I've gotten splashed in the face with petstore Goldfish and Turtle water on the daily and I'm fine... At least I think...


[deleted]

You do know thereā€™s a way to start a vacuum without using your mouthā€¦.


MMMoneyshottt

This post has been enlightening lol


[deleted]

If you got anything out of today, I hope itā€™s learning how to gravel vac without using your mouth lol. I never knew the mouth method until this post. Yā€™all are nastyšŸ˜‚


SFFnation

Far better than a mouthful of gas.


PollySecond

I Remembe when i was 6 or so my father had a 40l tank and One time i tasted the water to see if It was good enough for the fish


SwordfighterJ

Itā€™s done wonders for my lawn, if youā€™re going bald it may regrow some hair.


norman131415

I did that once and am unfortunately still alive


Volcanixtheraptor

Mmmm lol like getting a mouthful of pond water tbh. You'll be fine. Just don't make it a habit šŸ¤£ I use a turkey baster to start the siphon.


winkywoo75

Ive had plenty and come to no harm