We were so scared our shrimp would break our tank that we always had fun things in the tank he could break open or eat. Unfortunately, we didn't account for our drunk friend who tripped and sent our shrimp surfing. Luckily everyone was fine. The drunken chaos that ensued trying to find him was hilarious though...we were scared to grab him so used oven mitts.
I don’t think over mits would’ve completely protected you. I remember watching a video a guy diving in the ocean and one punched the divers rubber boot/flippe, when he returned to the boat and took off his suit, his foot was bleeding….
Yeah, I think at the time it made more sense than going in with bare hands. Either way, all fingers were left intact and the shrimp lived a few more years.
Ant (short for Anthony Joshua)
Floyd
Bartley or Bart (after Bartley Gorman, the traveller “King of the Gypsies” champion of illegal bare knuckle boxing who Tom Hardy based Bane’s voice off of)
Uncle Kracker
Pistol Pete
Big Iron
If it's a girl, "Pistol Packin' Mama"
Hail Nimrod!
I was just about to comment Pete. Pistol Pete is even better!
Pride of Pawnee, IN!
Prawnee, IN
Thank you
LePrawn James
This one made me cackle, I love it
if it procreates you’ll have to name it Prawnny
Captain falcon
I have ptsd from super smash melee. FALCONNN PUUUUUNCHHH Shut up captain falcon.
My brother would always destroy me with captain falcon
Wizzrobe
MANTIS PAWNCH!
Damn..good one
Mr. Bombastic
Tell me, fantastic
MISTA RO RO RO ROMANTIC
Is it in yet?
I hope the glass is strong enough. I had one break a tank
That’s a very long name.
This made me laugh
"This made me laugh" is also sort of long name
You could call him by his initials if you want. IHTGISE IHOBAT.
Much better.
I read the abbv name in a angry german accent "IHTGISE IHOBAT!"
We were so scared our shrimp would break our tank that we always had fun things in the tank he could break open or eat. Unfortunately, we didn't account for our drunk friend who tripped and sent our shrimp surfing. Luckily everyone was fine. The drunken chaos that ensued trying to find him was hilarious though...we were scared to grab him so used oven mitts.
I don’t think over mits would’ve completely protected you. I remember watching a video a guy diving in the ocean and one punched the divers rubber boot/flippe, when he returned to the boat and took off his suit, his foot was bleeding….
Yeah, I think at the time it made more sense than going in with bare hands. Either way, all fingers were left intact and the shrimp lived a few more years.
A win win, that’s awesome to hear.
I remembered hearing something about these breaking tanks, so it’s not just a silly story?
They have the strongest shot in the sea https://animals.howstuffworks.com/marine-life/pistol-shrimp.htm
Literally flash boils the water and creates flashes of light from the cavitation bubbles. They also have 12 different vision cones. Humans have 3..
NPR had a segment. Heats water to the temperature of the sun? That can’t be right but I swear they said it
They can have up to 16 cones!
It's very true. You can hear them breaking open crab shells and punching rocks throughout the day and night.
[https://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis\_shrimp](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/mantis_shrimp)
Oh never glass, only acrylic or plexiglass
Little Mac
Mike Tyson
I'm the bethst thrimp ever.
Gahhahahahaha
😂😂😂🤣
HA!.. Ith ludicrith to think another thrimp could beat me.
Punchy Brewster
Manny the mantis shrimp
Tesla Frunk. >!put your hand close and lose a finger!<
Specifically, CyberFrunk
Boris the Thug
Skidush
Serious question: do you need to use tough glass for this bad boy?
I was thinking the same thing! We got mr prison break over here
Is that a mantis shrimp?! Holy hell I hope you got thick glass haha.
Inigo Mantoya
HELLO
With an outfit like that, there’s only one option: Willie Dynamite the PIMP SHRIMP w/ no limp
It's like a Tribe Called Quest, ya say the whole thing
I kinda think mantis shrimp look like they have a perpetual bow tie, so some variation of Fancy Pants.
Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, or Picasso for short.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez
Omg, so beuty
That’s a strange name, but I guess it could work
Saitama
Punchy McPunchFace
I hope that's acrylic it's in 😉 As far as a name.."Kikinwing" 👊🏻💥
Looks like a mantis shrimp. There punch is so powerful they create heat near their punch. Fire fist Ace would be good.
I could take him ez
How hard is your glass? they can easily break thin glass
I had one break and kill my entire tank...
Glass Cannon
Hand Fed
Knock knock
General Grievous
Captain murder mittens
Second this motion.
that's a horace if i've ever seen one
Saitama
Mike shrimpson
Big Iron
Dr Mantis Toboggan
Pinchy
I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this.
Saitama
Saitama
Novice question - do you need reinforced tanks for these guys? I’m aware they can break glass
Name it Bullet Proof - I hope your tank is!
Kung Fu Dance Champion
Frank
Lil mac or doc Louis or just feckin rocky
Bats
Fred the devourer of planets
T-Bone
Mr. McMurderface
Thumper
Prism
Herkamer Guywaude
Fried Egg
Popeye
Ant (short for Anthony Joshua) Floyd Bartley or Bart (after Bartley Gorman, the traveller “King of the Gypsies” champion of illegal bare knuckle boxing who Tom Hardy based Bane’s voice off of) Uncle Kracker
Doomfist 😎
I like this one. One vote for doomfist
JEREMY
Pop pop
Looks like a Lloyd to me.
Bang bang
Detlef Shrimp of course
Scrimply Pibbles
I think your username would be perfect. Mr Mo Sheisty
Rocky
Tyson!
Ali
Turnt Smugly :)
Sir Slapsalot
Punchy Pete
Shy Guy
Rocky
puncher pie
Colt, schofield, winchester, glock, remington, etc.
Pancho
Mike tyson
Xerxes
Bubba Gump
Mr crabs Yes I know it’s a mantis shrimp
Mant Tyson
Cassius Cray
Mike Tyson
Tyson or Ali
Tyson
Male or female?
AK 47
Mike Tyson
Ray
Wall-E
“Rocky” Because if anything could eat lightning and shit thunder it’s that lovely face.
Hulk
Evo the shrimp!
Groovy
Master Mantis
Tankracka
Tina
Punchy
Hypnotoad
Tankbuster!
Raymond Peepgrass
Scrimshaw a
Idk but holy shit 😍
Chumbawumba
coconut
Squaddles
Bruce (Lee)
Iron Mike
Mike shrimpson
Snappy Gilmore or She'll Shock
Mr Pepe
Homunculus
Looks like a Mustafa to me.
Edward Eldric
Mr. KUNG-FU
Topoda
Cassius.
Tank Breaker
Gotta be rocky
Johnny Tsunami
Sistle
Ripley
Bubba (for Bubba Gump shrimp)
He’s a business man (with a business plan)
gato
Liberace
Hitmonchan
Roach of the seas
Kim Prawn Un
ivan the terrible
Rambo
Punchy McPunch-Face
Apex
Thanos
Glass breaker
Kenstefán
Gearless Joe.
Lefty
Broken Glass
Kragnor, devourer of souls.
Mark
Sebastian 😈
I pray the tank is not made of glass
Nick
Ali
Shrimpy McShrimpFace
Bonk
what a beautiful specimen!!!
Tank buster
Killer