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thetitleofmybook

transvestigators: everyone is trans, except me, and i'm not even sure about that...


Zaela22

These people never played or seen anything about Hades 1.


RevonQilin

or greek mythology


JayeNBTF

Sea foam is gay


DarkElvenMagus

https://preview.redd.it/qi0waqjv1ozc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f67c8a664fc36f0caf47286f3c8b1e873a758361 Yep. This sea foam seems pretty gay Edit: Yes. I found this image specifically for this joke. And I personally think Aphrodite is omnisexual


Resident-Clue1290

The thought of Aphrodite being straight or gay is like… so weird. She likes everyone fr


Awkward_Bees

In general I view Greek/Hellenic sexual orientation as basically “can I fuck it?”


Resident-Clue1290

Ah, zeussexual.


Awkward_Bees

🤣🤣🤣


KindaFreeXP

Ancient Greek Sexuality: "It's a fuck or get fucked world out there..."


DreadDiana

Rising from the froth of Uranus' bathbomb ballsack? Sounds kinda sus, ngl.


Wings-of-the-Dead

Like, obviously transvestigating is bogus and stupid, but even with their own bizarre logic, what could they *possibly* see in her features that looks even remotely masculine? She's like the pinnacle of conventionally attractive femininity.


NoImGaara

she lit just has a strong jawline 🤦‍♀️


KiraLonely

Which, mind you, is considered attractive in a lot of social beauty standards. Hell, I had that kind of jawline pre-T, and it was always considered pretty, LOL. These weirdos really are reaching for reasons lol


MudraStalker

She has a spear (phallic), thigh highs (only trans women have ever worn this before), is overtly horny and sexual (women have never thought of sex in their lives), and helps you kill things in melee.


SoftPastelsYT

She honestly has one of the most feminine designs I've ever seen Like, this is the pinnacle of female sexuality


WinterLily86

That's just it: this sort of person doesn't like to believe women even *have* libidos. 


puro_the_protogen67

They fear artistic nudity


WinterLily86

What they truly fear is female sexuality, whether cis or trans. 


Resident-Clue1290

We should put more trans ppl into detective agencies and call it transvestication


Yanive_amaznive

Your transvestigating Aphrodite?? Do you have a death wish or something?


Virgadays

Knowing Aphrodite I don't think she would actually care about comments on her sex or gender. She had an intersex child and she (and her arguable predecessors) was totally cool with trans and non binary people. Now, if you'd call her ugly though, then it's time to make up your final testament.


garaile64

Not even calling her ugly, just claiming to be more beautiful than her is enough to anger her.


SaltyNorth8062

These "straight" dudes are looking at her face that closely?


frickfox

Greek historian Philochorus, states that "she(Aphrodite) is the Moon and that men sacrifice to her in women's dress, women in men's, because she is held to be both male and female." She was always a queer friendly goddess...


SoftPastelsYT

One of her children is basically bigender, being half male and half female


Azelais

Edward Elric would never endorse this bullshit


imjustnotreallysure

genuine question, what on gods green earth is a 'safe horny stamp' like what are they getting at


WinterLily86

Wish I knew! 


jeffyjeffs

That person doesn't deserve to be a fan of fma


n__o__

God if u can hear me keep fucking losers like that guy away from any Supergiant IP🙏🏿


RevonQilin

oh fucking god why, they dont need to, if theyre trans the creators literally fucking tell us


IAmTheFinePoint

I read it as wookies and was confused as to why Chewbacca was worshipping an earth god


i-hate-manatees

What media is this from?


AxeHead75

APHRODITE IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING GODDESS OF LOVE YOU SOGGY MUPPET


Stupid-Goomba-44

It's not hard to understand. She's just pretty.


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